Unhealthy Discourse
By Matt Miller
Unhealthy DiscourseNov 09, 2019
Episode 19: Rolling Rock 🍺 vs. Rock-n-roll 🎸
The duplicitous duo duel to decide which is most desirable: Rolling Rock (the beer) 🍺 or Rock-n-roll 🎸
Then they talk about movies that should never be remade or have sequels (we're looking at you Mean Girls) and finish by discussing the University of Michigan cheating scandal (key takeaway: they're cheating)
Ice cream cones🍦vs. Traffic cones ⚠️ vs. David Cone ⚾
Special guest episode with John! The trio debate ice cream cones🍦vs. traffic cones ⚠️ vs. David Cone ⚾. They make some solid arguments:
Ice Cream Cones: Sustainability, Yummy, Storied history, called a poke
Traffic cones: multinational, eye catching, more traffic cones = less traffic (?), versatile, safety
David Cone: 17 years, almost HOF, perfect game, educator, and fun name
Segments include:
Aarin story time: paint store guy, Downtown Dog
Kids books: Pokey Little Puppy, My Father’s Dragon, Curious George, Corduroy, Korean Fairy Tales, and more!
Episode 17: Peanuts (legume)🥜 vs. Peanuts (cartoon)📰
NEW SEASON OF UNHEALTHY DISCOURSE JUST DROPPED!
Matt and Aarin are back! Listen while it's still free and we start charging people to listen to our phone calls!
- 4:58 - Gateway tugs
- 13:00 - Deep Peanutsverse Lore
- 33:00 - Big dustpan is shaking in their boots!
- 53:30 - Seeing Aaron Craft exactly where you expect…
- 54:30 - HUGE BASEBALL RETIREMENT NEWS
Vanity is a crime of which we are guilty!
Episode 16: Dates (romantic) vs. Dates (fruit) vs. Dates (calendar)
Matt, Aarin, and special guest Maddie discuss and debate the wonders of dates (calendar, fruit, and romantic).
They cover the Ethiopian calendar, the new beer and date diet, bad dates, and first day of school stories.
Find out who wins!
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Episode 15: Coffee ☕ vs. Toffee 🍬
Aarin and Matt debate 2 indulgences: coffee vs. toffee. Then give the listeners some healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with the winter blues and wrap things up with Super Bowl trivia.
Episode 14: Crossbows 🏹 vs. Crosswords 🅲
Aarin and Matt dive deep into crossbows and crosswords and answer your burning questions: why do crossbows exist? How many major movie franchises utilize crossbows? What lessons do we learn about life from crosswords?
Then they talk about their dream book club members and New Years resolutions for other people.
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Episode 13: Carbon ⚛️ vs. Carbonara 🍝
Episode 12: Christian Bale 🎬 vs. Gareth Bale ⚽ vs. hay bales 🌾
Should we fire John Kim after this episode or keep him?
The gang debates Christian Bale vs. Gareth Bale vs. hay bales and then talks about their pet peeves.
Episode 11: Pocket Monster 👾 vs Hot Pockets 🥟
March is here and that means Madness, and pocket monsters vs hot pockets. That's right, we're debating everyone's favorite monsters, Pokémon, and every 3rd grader's favorite snack, Hot Pockets. We also talk about your favorite television shows (probably) and draft hygiene products.
Episode 10: Muscle Traps 💪 vs. Booby Traps 🌰🌰
Our heroes bravely foray into the inscrutable depths of debate. Which traps are superior: muscle vs. booby? Other subjects covered:
- What kind of parades are appropriate?
- How big is Hideki Matsui’s head?
- Which booby trap varieties are most effective?
- Grave digger stories
- Aarin reads her best Tweets from the past decade
- Hot fashion takes
Episode 9: Squirrels 🐿️ vs. Professor Quirrell 👨🏫
The dynamic duo dutifully debates squirrels vs. Professor Quirrell and then tell each other their worst jokes. What a trip!
Episode 8: John Mayer 🎸 vs. Oscar Mayer 🌭
Are all sandwiches just different styles of hot dogs? Aarin and Matt ponder deep philosophical questions such as this and talk about Aarin's dating life during quarantine. Support us: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy
Episode 7: Stickers vs. Potstickers 🥟
The fearless duo plunge deep into the murky depths of debate to uncover the uncomfortable truth of which is superior: stickers or potstickers? Some topics of discussion:
- Is face-paint a form of make-up?
- We discover the “Sticker Quotient” which describes the proper objects to which stickers can be applied.
- Rechristening the “Harlot Equation”.
- We play a game.
- ALL APPS SHOULD HAVE A FEATURE TO MESSAGE YOURSELF!!
- What’s the new “I’m so awkward :(“?
- Matt fails miserably at Aarin’s game.
Episode 6: Naps vs. Knapsacks
In a novel audio forum, our brave duo parley the truer merits: naps or knapsacks? There must be a winner. What a conundrum! Lastly, but surely not leastly (please don't call me Shirley), our compadres inform the ignorant public of Greenland Sharks and their many idiosyncrasies. Toodaloo!
Episode 5: Crescent - Fertile vs. Moon
Our emboldened colleagues not so fiercely debate which is the superior crescent: Fertile or Moon? Plus, Aarin relives all of her memories from the entire decade. Happy 2020! Remember to follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhealthydiscourse/
Episode 4: Crust – Pizza or Earth’s?
Episode 3: Sunshine vs. Pocket Full of Sunshine
In episode 3, Matt and Aarin subltely debate the validity of sunshine vs. the song "Pocket Full of Sunshine". A shocking twist reveals a surprise winner!!
Episode 2: Airplane Flights vs. Tequila Flights
In episode 2, Matt and Aarin politely debate the pros and cons of airplane flights and tequila flights. They're judged by 2 special guests and you won't BELIEVE how they settle this tie!!