Up Close and Personal

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Funnyman Tim Kalpakis came by and was down to record an episode of our 5 Star Pod.

Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! Standup comedy hijinks ensue.

Jon Daly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.

Joe Pera's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.

Now you can hear Rajat's entire episode for free...very cool.

We unlocked the last 11 mins of Summer's ep for all listeners! Peace y'all!

This is the Jason Woliner ep from 2020, and the last 14 mins are UNLOCKED audio of the 3 of us drunk! When we're drunk, we all down the drinks and discuss Michael Jackson, our day jobs, and other weird crap. Peace!

We're unlocking our EXTENDED eps and our BONUS eps from Patreon. Check back every Wednesday.

Steven in the house!

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Jay and Matthew are finally able to open up about several newer, never-before-discussed topics, then they hold their very own "AMA" conducted by PJ Evans. Basically, they provided their preferences after PJ ended up near them by chance. But once they were able to sync up, they figured might as well let the good times roll! Patrons get to hear plenty of extra chit chat and a very special New Year Song! patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Jay and Matthew discuss being born, Raging Waters, and the guys at the park. Patrons can hear them finish the ep on a blue note, telling dirty jokes before encountering a very close -- and very ill -- friend from an earlier episode. The friend actually looks kind of wan, which is cause for concern. Unfortunately, their sick friend is not available for free listeners. Check this out, yo: patron.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Another ep. This should be rich. Jay and Matthew celebrate New Years Eve in style, sitting in the shade at an outdoor concert with comediennes Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly. Standup comedy hijinks ensue.

Jon Daly teaches Jay and Matthew how to do improv comedy. Things don't exactly go as planned. Yeah.

Jay and Matthew approach the heart of the matter regarding what the holiday season legitimately means, they discuss the merits of programs focusing on traveling abroad, and they tap into Rajat Suresh's creative process, including how he eventually landed the pilot. Thank you Rajat and everybody!

Jay and Matthew's senior thesis from Italy can be unlocked by subscribing to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Kickass director Jason Woliner takes a choo choo train to chill with Those Timeless Creatives. He discusses his new film, which is already emerging as one of Amazon Prime Video's most legendary movies ever, and opens up in a big way about his feelings on the alternative comedy scene. Plus, Patreon subscribers get the opportunity to hear us get... well... how else can we put this... DRUNK!

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After taking several of his homemade vaccines, Jay and Matthew gladly find themselves inside a cringeworthy area or realm. That said, there were some useful problems or aspects to be gained in there/it, and at a minimum several boss ass moments. These include an experience with @joef233 and @oldfriend99, who take the opportunity to explain who it is they actually are and what it is they are all about, insofar as that's possible.

Jay and Matthew use an “inflatable cuff” to measure a cardinal vital sign that guides both acute and long-term clinical decision making...blood pressure, aka BP! Shortly afterwards, Raina Morris (@quakerraina) came by to discuss Waluigi’s maniacal nature, Nelson’s foyer, and where to get the best beer.

Jay and Matthew discuss recent events in Southern California and convene with Brian Fiddyment to go over some old and good times that were had on a dinner date (digitally re-enacted by Candace Carrizales).

Jay and Matthew decide to screw around and open up a bit. This episode they had the pleasure of chilling with awesome comedian Jo Firestone. It had been a while since they all hungout in the past, so it was nice to catch up, chat about their past, and even get into fast food horror stories! This should be interesting...

They all hope to hangout again soon.

Jay and Matthew go all the way to London to tour with UCAP’s audio wizards: England’s own @svengunderssen, as well as fellow North American @eckhart_lol. Hijinks ensue. Hijinks include but are not limited to a "stoned" visit to a certain henge and a spirited discussion of Aeroplanes, Carriages, and Lorries.

Jay and Matthew decide to mess around with a guitar just to see what would happen. They then find American comedian DJ Douggpound lingering in the hallway and discuss what makes him tick, namely 19th-century Realism and Monty Python.

Episode 19 should be of interest to fans of Those Timeless Creatives and to fans of DJ Douggpound, though it has crossover appeal for fans of podcasts in general. It's definitely worth a listen if you have the time to spare.

Jay and Matthew "chat it up" about their pet peeves, what pilots should NOT say to the air travelers, and a new strange friend with Hamtramck-based filmmaker and designer Steve Smith.

Jay and Matthew discuss dreams, direct sunlight, and alma maters with American comedian, visual artist, and filmmaker Alan Resnick.

Jay and Matthew discuss the financial side of Up Close and Personal, which IS admittedly a business venture, and Jay shares news about a new creative project he’s working on with his significant other. Those Timeless Creatives also go down memory lane with Los Angeles-based comedian Brandon Wardell.

Jay and Matthew “joined the flies” at an outdoor camping site this week. The campsite was beautiful, and they kept their voices low during quiet time. Luckily, the wonderful artist Salina Ladha biked over to join them in the AM to discuss Canada’s immensity and regional cuisine.

Jay and Matthew muse over what it would be like if cave people had internet access, and also try to find a good spot to relocate a certain Cheeto-colored bastard. Those Timeless Creatives then finally find out what makes @Jessi_Rihanna tick. Having Jessi in the studio really is a dream. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at ‪(978) 616-7992‬.