ur fave bad movie

strap in because jo daniel montelongo goes on a JOURNEY during this movie. we're talking behind-the-scenes trivia, dissection of horror, and jo's fast & furious spin-off.

"hair. tits. eyebrows. kate beckinsale"

happy new year, bitches. glad to make our return with an action-packed episode featuring celebrated caucasian, heather eaton, who joins us today to discuss 2004's "van helsing", as well as the nipple-less vampire brides of dracula, the folklore and mythology of eastern cultures, and the ultimate sunshine baby that is kate beckinsale. 

"i just wanted to see selena mess up this white woman's life"

sweetheart cody landman joins us on the show today to talk 2005's monster-in-law. we also talk about choosing between amanda peet films and anything else, the old lady in cody's theatre, and livetweeting your wanda sykes emotions. 

"it seems like a mcg movie"

if you're as obsessed with teen dramas as you are with horror films, work hard to provide marginalized voices with opportunities in the horror world, and get asked to talk about the werewolf movie cursed all the time, you might be ryan larson. this wonderful person joins jd today to talk about 2006's stay alive, a video game movie that was both ahead of its time and incredibly dated. okay, and we talk a little bit about cursed too. 

"i got clocked by the deaf girl."

"just the tits"

uncle vino and dumb bitch are here to tell you about how hbo gave us life, our experiences in boys lockerrooms, and debate whether to show tits or not. i guess we're also talking about 1985's just one of the guys.

"the only scholarly discussion on the mangler"

if you enjoy charming people doing their best ted levine impressions while discussing tomato sauce-covered films, doing ghost dabs with tobe hooper, and the fake concept of virgin id, you're gonna love listening to writer johnny donaldson and host jo daniel montelongo break down italian slasher movie in disguise, the mangler.

"i got your back-up vocals, bitch"

the incredibly talented shivaun landeros joins us today to talk all things mariah carey and 2001's glitter. we talk about the sensational album for this movie, some out the outfit choices that were made, and how black people make everything better.

"we've just always hated strong women who were right"

special guest host jessica levity chats with jo daniel montelongo about the queer camp classic, batman & robin.  we talk queer radicalization, comic book gatekeepers, and 90's feminism. 

rest in peace, joel schumacher 

thank you for an incredible season two! here's a little treat for being loyal listeners.

"what happens when you listen to a girl"

i'm feeeeeeeling so excited to have triny barraza on our season finale to praise the gospel of 2000's how the grinch stole christmas. she talks about the best christmas gift she ever received, why the people who don't like this movie don't like christmas, and shares her theory on what happened to the who that ended up in grinchville. 

"the condensed milk of entertainment"

y'all are so lucky that brennan klein took some time away from his successful podcasts attack of the queerwolf and scream 101 to distract y'all from the horrors of the world by talking about about 2017's the greatest showman. we cover it all: bill condon's relationship with ryan murphy, the strong kate mckinnon vibes from some of the cast, and a history of zac efron's on-screen kisses.

"the water is just like space but on earth"

funniest person alive taryn gomez is here to let y'all know how she plans on infiltrating the fast & furious franchise (and thus, dwayne johnson's marriage), how she feels about the lack of hobbs and shaw liplocking, and how homophobic sacramento is. she's also here to talk to you about 2019's hobbs & shaw, a delightfully bonkers movie.

"early 2000's girl power 100%"

do you need an update on nick kroll? do you want to hear a plan to steal yet another academy award from amy adams? do you need someone to explain to you the high art britney spears is performing on her instagram? well thank goodness gaia orr is here to give you exactly what you're clamouring for. she's also here to talk to you about 2002's crossroads, a film of pure star power.

"omg, smg"

do you know what meal you'd prepare to make someone fall in love with you? thankfully, amanda fannin is here to help you figure it out while we talk 1999's simply irresistible, the thinking woman's rom-com. we go over what laws we've broken recently, how much we love patricia clarkson, and why amanda peet deserves better. 

"research? or did i make it up?"

what it is, babes? are you lacking in adam driver content? do you want to hear what ian's parents threatened him with when he was younger? do you want to know how cats should have been made? well, we touch briefly on these subjects as ian sorensen joins the show to make you laugh, make you cry, and try to convince you why 1961's babes in toyland is worth your time. 

"trent's day could not get any worse"

whaddup crybabies. are y'all ready to hear some thoughts on your favorite jason, who this movie is really about, and who should be in control of the series going forward? well you're in luck 'cause neil fannin is on the show today to discuss 2009's hotly debated remake, friday the 13th.

"i love a dominant angel"

y'all better strap in for this episode of ur fave bad movie. ryan kelly is here to drop some movie knowledge on ya, give you a couple of impressions, and tell about how his dad long-conned him. ryan's chat with jd about 1993's super mario bros. gets zanier by the minute, and we hope you can keep up!

"he's gaslighting you, girl!"

local stupid lamb tawny robinson joins sick, masochistic lion jd to talk everything that is 2008's twilight. this is the perfect episode for you if you have found yourself wondering how lesbian twitter was behind the resurgence of this film, how to shut dog people up, and if jd has seen this movie at all.  

make sure you follow tawny on instagram @tawnath0r. 

"it's just a wet movie"

creepy goth princess charlotte hornbarger doesn't play around when it comes to magical foreplay, cgi balls, and a boujee cabin. in this episode, she and host jd gush over 2006's the covenant, a movie made for the girls and gays, and why it's the perfect fall film. 

happy holidays, everyone!

thank you for an incredible season one. here's a little treat for being loyal listeners.

"it's a race"

listen, you know how you've always wanted a movie that features equal parts homoerotic subtext and rampant homophobia? a movie with two leading ladies and one of them is a white woman looking to kill for profit? a movie that speeds by the plot to get to the bloody action sequences? well, jd and guest challen wright are here to tell you why 2008's "death race" deserves a second shot.  

follow challen on twitter, insta, and letterboxd using @challenwright. 

"an acoustic boogaloo"

did you watch the end of grease and think: i need a semi-sequel, semi-remake that includes fiercer dance sequences, no nuance, and a hotter cast of characters? well, it's a good thing 1982's grease 2 is here to give you exactly what you want. 

follow paige on twitter: @paigeclarno. 

"trust your birdness"

ur fave bad movie and your judgemental friend together at last, talking 1986's "howard the duck". jd and jessica levity talk bisexual heaven, duck boobs, and the amount of razzies this movie was nominated for!

"jack has fans"

happy thanksgiving! in this special episode, frederick gautier and jd montelongo give you something to listen to during your black friday escapades. our conversation about 2005's "four brothers" includes a white savior complex, mark wahlberg sitting on a toilet for two days, and some incredible praise for tyrese gibson. 

"honestly i'm just happy to have the attention"

if you're into a doll masturbating to an issue of "fangoria", i don't know what's wrong with you but thankfully 2004's "seed of chucky" has you covered. writer kaitlin reilly and jd use this gory comedy to discuss gender identity, what angels sound like, and the threat level of something you can lock in a trunk. 

follow kaitlin on twitter @reillytweets and listen to her podcast the riverdale register. 

 "i hope that baby's okay"

you want a movie with more characters and story lines than it can handle, homages to the horror movies you tell your friends you've seen, and a perfect douchey foil for peter parker? well, it's a good thing nolan mcbride and jd montelongo are here to talk to you about 2007's spider-man 3.

"your lispy sister has more balls than you!"

1999's she's all that has got it all: a choreographed dance sequence at prom, a ginger pube pizza, and usher raymond as an omniscient narrator. naomi dixon can barely contain herself as she breaks down her fave bad movie. 

"i worship at the altar of sarah michelle gellar"

if you like questionable outfits with questionable flatulence, an academy award winner's wagon of scripts, and your second-favorite character actor playing your childhood crush, you're gonna love this episode! underneath that scary mask is trace thurman, who joins jd to talk 2004's scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed. 

"dad hologram from the grave? that is a choice!"

pop music aesthetics, a beat-boxing bb-8, and built-in pee breaks? 2015's jem and the holograms has everything you didn't know you needed, and guest tyler allen is excited to share why this is his fave bad movie.

"troy and gabriella forever!"

if you like crème brûlée, karaoke at new year's, and disney channel original movies, then we're all in this together.  mckinley chesley bopped her way to the top to talk about 2006's high school musical on our first episode! 

listen to mckinley's podcast, misquotes podcast, or follow her on twitter: @kinchesley and instagram: @kinleychesley. 

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welcome to ur fave bad movie, a podcast that celebrates the movies we love but are considered rotten by most.