Us versus ThemDec 10, 2021
Twins who sin
We created a new podcast that is bettered suited to who we are as people.. It's called Twins who sin--so give it a listen.
Writing a mass shooter
Get ready for us to discuss topics such as writing a mass shooter, lying to our brother, and becoming edgy elderly ladies later in life.
Our cat is suicidal
In today's episode we talk about the field trip we went on with our dad, unsolicited dick picks, and our cat's depression.
Scamming the Elderly
During this podcast we explore topics such as getting a roommate from Craigslist, how maps work, and how easily the elderly are scammed.
Inviting burglars into our house
In this episode we discuss our car dilemma, prank phone calling as kids, and what a "talk" at work usually(almost always) means.
Doing "extra credit" in high school
Today we discussed sports betting, doing "extra credit" in high school, and how local animal shelters post content to make you feel like shit.
Joining a cult
In this episode we discuss how easy it is to scam people(even in the present day) and how the Super Bowl could be our ticket to retirement.
Former Co-Worker wouldn't leave us Alone
This week we talk about things kids today will never have the pleasure of experiencing, our upcoming episode of I Survived, and Meg's audition for Hot Ones.
Our Dad has a Problem
Get ready to hear about how our Dad struggles to keep his hoarding behavior in check, how Christen doesn't change her underwear daily, and how God made us perfect with no need for alterations.
Rona will getcha every time
In this week's episode we have our first ever guest.. We'll let you figure it out. We also discuss what separates us from the upper class which is pretty much dignity and self-respect, but you'll have to listen for more context.
A guide to gift giving aka not being a basic motherfucker
Meg almost died...
Rules are made to be broken
In this episode we chat about feeling like death and how having a father that can jump our car is a fair trade for his lack of emotional connectedness while parenting.
A doctor spread rumors about me
This episode delves into 90s/early 2000's nostalgia, incompetent healthcare workers, and more.
Throwing hands
This podcast we talk about fighting bitches, wrongful conviction, and our dad being the ultimate savage.
What makes him attractive?
In this segment we discuss turn-ons, childhood injuries, and epic shows of the 90s.
Chain smoking & bad decisions
This episode covers our stupidity as "homeowners" and the babysitter that made our childhood.
Smoking weed in our dorm
In this episode we discuss a college professor who thought we were fucking stupid, how hotels are disgusting, and the fact that one day we will live on a compound.
I'm investing in bouncers for my funeral
What's not okay to joke about and our dying wishes.
Who the fuck is Bellsnickles?
This week we talk about things that scared us as kids, being shit people, and attractive celebrities.
I was the worst waitress ever
This episode will dive into current trends and how fucking dumb they are.
When the police are in love with you
It's not our fault that the cops are in love with us and pull us over just to spend time....creepy much?
Being Poor As A Child
In this episode we discuss what growing up poor was like.
People are annoying as shit
This episode explains in as much detail as we feel like providing what irritates us about not only other people but each other as well.
How we almost died as babies.
In this week's episode we talk about all things twin related!
If we only knew...
In this week's episode we discuss moments that single-handedly changed the course of lives.
21st Century Womanhood
Listen as we talk about the cons to being a woman in today's gender biased world.
How high school fucks us...
On this episode we will discuss the wonderful world of high school and how most of what you learn is meaningless.
Living in a man's world
Listen as we discuss what it's like to be young females in a male created/dominated society.
Guys with Girlfriends
A great source of quality information for males and females alike. Perhaps you can look to our podcast as you aspire to be a less shitty person. Not saying we are striving to be good people but we believe in you. Go make us proud...or at least make your parents less ashamed :)
Guys with girlfriends *TRAILER*
In this episode we will talk about a lot...so just fucking listen ;)