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Unapologetically Varn

Unapologetically Varn

By Varn Curtis

This podcast was created for Varn Curtis to connect with his audience on a more daily bases and to give more of an in site about himself outside of the music
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Episode 37: In the name of the Lord

Unapologetically Varn Aug 04, 2022

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Episode 49: I Had Get Rich or Die Trying before 50

Episode 49: I Had Get Rich or Die Trying before 50

new out now

Mar 03, 202301:12:03
Episode 48: My Size or Better

Episode 48: My Size or Better

New Years episode 

Jan 06, 202301:27:01
Episode 47: Rouxless Mac and Cheese

Episode 47: Rouxless Mac and Cheese

After Thanksgiving episode
Dec 13, 202201:16:35
Episode 46: Shitted On'em

Episode 46: Shitted On'em

new episode old now 

Nov 17, 202201:32:50
Episode 45: R.I.P. Takeoff

Episode 45: R.I.P. Takeoff

Rip Takeoff 

Nov 11, 202201:37:38
Episode 44: Dear Jack

Episode 44: Dear Jack

New episode out now
Oct 27, 202201:13:01
Episode 43: Thanks for the Ride

Episode 43: Thanks for the Ride

The Gang is back talking that smack
Oct 20, 202201:51:26
Episode 42: Room Temp Henny

Episode 42: Room Temp Henny

Party all the time anniversary, drinking warm juice, chess player cheating, night quill chicken, Brett Farve stealing for welfare, Young Thugs RICO case, YFN Lucci RICO case, and much more on this episode
Sep 30, 202201:12:02
Episode 41: Hit Her with the Chilli

Episode 41: Hit Her with the Chilli

The Gang is back!!
Sep 23, 202257:38
Episode 40: I cant even superhero

Episode 40: I cant even superhero

On this episode the gang talks about Remy Ma new album dropping, Football is back baby, My Hero trailer, Owning a comic book store, Batman vs Superman movies, Adult themed toys, White people cooking and much more on this episode 

Sep 12, 202201:37:49
Episode 39: McGuy R Brew

Episode 39: McGuy R Brew

New episode out now the gang is back and on they b/a
Sep 01, 202201:16:17
Episode 38: Somebody that you used to know

Episode 38: Somebody that you used to know

The gang is back and we here to talk Trump, Rerecording of songs, Taiwan and much on on this episode 

Aug 19, 202201:51:04
Episode 37: In the name of the Lord

Episode 37: In the name of the Lord

How was the guys weekend, fuck UberEat Customers, paying for movers, Brooklyn pastor gets robbed, Jerry West talking about jj reddick, Kanye West calls out of work and shows up, Rolling Loud line up, The return of Rock the Bells, Bodega Boy break up, and much more on this episode
Aug 04, 202201:40:10
Episode 36: Sinkholes and Gang beef

Episode 36: Sinkholes and Gang beef

The gang is back and in this episode they discuss Double h vacation, the current Monkey pox outbreak,San Diego comic con, Marvel phase 5 and 6, The rock and the movies he’s been in,Who’s the new black panther, how shitty Nope was,John wick 4 please don’t stop making these, Knicks need to shit or get out the bathroom, Batman 2 and joker 2, World war hulk, Joe Biden got Covid, Kamal popped out,Meat from a lab, Sinkholes opening everywhere, Would you go to space, James web telescope, Trip to mars and much more in this episode





Jul 28, 202201:43:01
Episode 35: Sketchy As Fuck

Episode 35: Sketchy As Fuck

The gang is back and today we discuss Instacart fuck ups, Varn hates his job, Truck found with bodies in Texas, R Kelly getting 30 years and Boosie was not happy about it, Pulling plan b from the stores, Stopping interstate travel to get abortions, Britney Griner is never coming home, Kyrie asking Steve Nash to see Kobes' MVPs, Gen Z house of rep candidates, Lupe album review and much more 

Jul 21, 202201:22:35
Episode 34: Bricks and Bibles

Episode 34: Bricks and Bibles

On this episode the gang is back and we discuss the United States Supreme Court getting on some fuck shit and over turning abortion laws, and many other laws, Mario vs Omarion in vs plus the under card, Marvel's What if with Miles as Thor and much more on this episode 

Jul 03, 202201:45:10
Episode 33: Gun stores and Dispensaries

Episode 33: Gun stores and Dispensaries

On this episode the gang discuss the new laws in NYC and much more on this episode 

Jun 27, 202201:33:54
Episode 32: Beyond Sausage

Episode 32: Beyond Sausage

The gang is back and on this episode the discuss sex android brothels, Uber walking buddy, inflation being some bullshit, Jack Harlow's new kfc commercial, Dr Umar talking to white girls in the mall, Golden state game 5 and light finals talk, Spelling bee but for regular people, Kfc being nasty, Jay-z opening a bitcoin school in brooklyn, Young Thugs bail hearing and much more on this episode.....

Jun 16, 202201:08:45
Episode 31: Edit That

Episode 31: Edit That

On this episode the guys break down Renee by the Lost Boyz, Have a convo about the whales wilding in sea world, Varn Curtis getting stuck in an elevator, Final Destination traumatized a generation, Toilet Paper at Varn Curtis 9-5, Dude wipes, windex in the mouth can't be safe, Man brain, Johnny Depp wins case,  Where does king of the hill rank, The wire v Breaking Bad, Out father on Netflix and much more on this episode

Jun 06, 202201:52:31
Episode 30: Teenager with Attitude

Episode 30: Teenager with Attitude

On this episode the gang discuss White girls and dirty uptowns, Adult eyes on cartoons from back in the day, recap of Mayor of Kingstowns, recap of 61st street, Red Ranger crib raided for PPP fraud, Gunna gotta set till next year, Lil Meech in trouble for fraud, Lupe teaching rap in MIT, Evaluation of the internet, Monkey Pox outbreak, Death begin the illest secret of all, Evaluation of weed, Atlanta recap and much more on this episode 

May 28, 202201:53:38
Episode 29: We Only Know What They Tell Us

Episode 29: We Only Know What They Tell Us

The Gang is Back and they discuss how there weekends are, Prison to Hip Hop pipeline, and a lot more conspiracies on this episode
May 20, 202201:10:25
Episode 28: Just Mind Ya Business

Episode 28: Just Mind Ya Business

The Gang is back and on this episode the discuss Dr. Strange 2 with minimal spoilers, Bad bootleg movies from back in the day, Imitation Game and how Varn didn't like it, Good 3 hour movies, Brother Xtra becoming the fake DJ AK, Hoods in America, Roe v Wade and what the supreme court shouldn't be doing,  Activision being sued again, Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer released, Final Fantasy 7 remake, Young Thug and Gunna getting arrested, Alabama correctional officer that stuck inmate out and much more on this episode 

May 12, 202201:39:21
Episode 27: Alternate Episode 27

Episode 27: Alternate Episode 27

Due to techincal difficulty the episode we record for today was unable to be published but fear not. We decided to release an unfiltered episode we in the vault. You won’t get the whole episode but this will hold you over until next time. Enjoy
May 05, 202201:11:07
Episode 26: Niggas Get Beat Everyday B

Episode 26: Niggas Get Beat Everyday B

The gang is back and on this episode they discuss the old And 1 Streetball video game, the Playstation version of Shinobi, the white kid who run into Mike Tysons hands a few times on a plane ride, the Vanilla Ice movie Cool as Ice, Love and Basketball vs Baby Boy, Jerry West getting mad at the how he's depicted in Winning Time, Johnny Depp getting beat on by his girlfriend and much more on this episode 

Apr 28, 202201:07:50
Episode 25: Why He Look Like He's Into BDSM

Episode 25: Why He Look Like He's Into BDSM

The gang is back and they discuss their Easter weekend, the cost of living in San Fran as well as other cites, the Rothaniel stand-up, Varn gives his Batman review, Brotha Xtra gives his Sonic 2 review, Did they toned down the new Space Jam, Why was Tucker Carlson so upset over the green m&m, Gertz Plaza Mall, Shooting on the train in Brooklyn, Rip Kay Slay and Gilbert Gottfried, Wiz vs Gillie, TI gets booed at the Barclay, CrunchyRoll is ass, Atlanta review and much more on this episode 

Apr 21, 202201:33:17
Episode 24: You Can't Eat From Everyone

Episode 24: You Can't Eat From Everyone

On this episode the guys discuss Varn starting Young Justice, Discovery buying HBO CNN and WB, Is Power a top tier show, Weeds on ShowTime, Paula Patton Fried Chicken, Atlanta Spoiler, Dirty kitchens in restaurants, Living in apartment buildings, Jada and Will AGAIN, Will Smith getting banned from the Oscars for 10 years, WTF is American Reggae, Games they make tv shows vs games they make movies, Devil May Cry, Zelda on switch and much more this episode 

Big Queens Song of the day : Miranda Glory - Hypothetical

Apr 14, 202201:15:28
Episode 23: Dont Ever Make DragonBall Z Again

Episode 23: Dont Ever Make DragonBall Z Again

On this episode the gang discuss if G Dep was the birth of black emo rap, Morbius review spoiler alert, The DCAMU and how go they are, They pushed the Flash movie back again, Live action movie from animes, Anime in Japan vs in USA, Jojo adventures, One Punch Man season 2, watching Ninja Scroll with adult eyes, the porn industry is the most innovative, Witchblade the live action show, The dragon ball z live action movie, Being invested in the storyline vs the artwork, Berserk, Blade of the Immortal and much more on this episode 

Apr 07, 202201:21:31
Episode 22: Alopecia Awareness

Episode 22: Alopecia Awareness

On this episode the gang discuss Chris Rock getting slapped by Will Smith, Freddy Gibb vs Benny the Butcher, a Slaughterhouse debate, are the Clipses back?, Double H upstate trip, Brother Xtra's Saturday in Brooklyn, White Castles, Dad Hour, Media wilding with the questions they asking Biden, Russia and Ukraine, Waffle House, KFC in the hood, Prefer fried chicken and much more on this episode  

Mar 31, 202201:56:53
Episode 21: Jacquees is the Answer

Episode 21: Jacquees is the Answer

On this episode the gang talk about Hoods outside of new york, taking the Z train, R. Kelly cellmate got him singing to his daughter, LL Cool J replying to his music videos spice, peep shows in NYC, 400 bulletproof vest stolen in NYC, Jamal Crawfords retirement, Dashaun Watson to the Browns, Goku vs Vegeta as dads, Mack Wilding being a top 5 allstar in Staten Island, and much more on this episode 

Mar 25, 202201:50:44
Episode 20: Bird Behavior

Episode 20: Bird Behavior

On this episode the gang discuss what the nasty nigga special, Sketch Lukas first strip club experience, R.I.P. to Scott Hall, Chi Chi is a bird, Dragon Ball Z talk, Toriyama dropping the ball on Gohan storyline, Winning Time review, The over flow of content these days, Gundam wing talk, Live action animes, Is Varn a Mack Wilds fan, Dennis Rodman busting down Jeanie Buss, Tom Brady unretired, Deshawn Watson case dropped, The Boys season 3 and much more on this episode 

Mar 17, 202201:44:31
Episode 19: Double Booked

Episode 19: Double Booked

On this episodes the guys discuss Coach K's Last game as Duke head coach, Russell Wilson being traded to Denver, Calvin Ridley suspension over gambling, Cain Velasquez facing jail time, UFC 272,  Is the air quality in your office better than your home?, YouTube offering podcasters money to put there audio only podcast on youtube, Dave Chappelle signs new deal with Netflix, Chris Rock and Kevon Hart going on tour and so much more.. 

Mar 10, 202201:26:12
Episode 18: First World Problems

Episode 18: First World Problems

On this episodes that guys introduce you to a new co-host Rell aka Brother Xtra. On this episode the guys discuss the Russia invasion of Ukraine. New york City being a different NYC, Eric Adams saying quitting heroin is like quitting cheese and him trying to ban drill music in nyc,the Matrix 4, Dani Leigh brother suing DaBaby, the metaverse and what it is, Spirit airlines and Frontier airlines merging ,Men body was scents and much more on this episode. 

Big Queens song of the week: Millszy- Road Again

Mar 03, 202201:15:03
Episode 17: He's Responsible for Time Travel

Episode 17: He's Responsible for Time Travel

On the episode the guys discuss ice cream sandwiches, The Superbowl, is Matt Stafford a Hall of Famer, Will Tom Brady unretire, Double H needs to watch Power, Cartoon rankings, The Simpsons aint that funny, Marvel movie rankings, Blade and other black super heroes, Shitty comic book and video game movies, Marvel vs Cap video game series, We need a new fight night, Ea Boxing Club, UFC 271 fight card and much more on this episode and much more 

Feb 17, 202201:23:21
Episode 16: Follow for a follow

Episode 16: Follow for a follow

On this episode we guy discuss Kanye West still in these streets wilding, Bath and body works pandering to blacks, Eric Adams calling white people crackers, Joe Rogan saying nigga with a hard r, Whoopi Goldberg getting suspended for 2 weeks, Jerry Springer in the 90's, TRL vs 106 and Park, Brain Flores suing the NFL, Hand me down Knicks fan and the Knicks whoas, Meeting famous people in NY and much more on this episode 

Feb 10, 202201:22:21
Episode 15B: Joe Fucking Burrow

Episode 15B: Joe Fucking Burrow

On this episode the guy discuss D.A.R.E's anger with Euphoria and how well the program worked in the 90's, Nancy Reagan being the first super head of hollywood, Buffy the Body's workout type, The NFL playoff's and how great they have been, Tom Brady officially retiring , NY Giants and there whoas, Rihanna is pregnant, Has the pandemic cause hip hop music to suffer, Sony buying Bungie and much more on this episode

Feb 04, 202201:24:20
Episode 14: Drugs make the World go Round

Episode 14: Drugs make the World go Round

On this episode the guys discuss what they did for their Covid infested New Years, how our new mayor Eric Adams is a dick, Going to a UFC fight high off shrooms, Knee injuries in the NBA, West Coast cities they would like to visit, Drake pouring hot sauce in a condom, A kid trying to sneak a gun into a local Queens Highschool, A car jacking that happened in midtown, John Cena stealing you can't see me from Tony Yayo, and much more on this episode
Jan 21, 202201:26:21
Episode 13: I Hope He Can Fight

Episode 13: I Hope He Can Fight

On this episode the guy discuss WWE theme music where it come from and how it's going currently, Roy Jones and his rap career, DoorDash and their engineers not wanting to do courier work, Frazon Love talking shit about Ice Cube and how he tends to talk shit whenever he's interviewed, We name some of our favorite stand ups, Mike Posner " walk" to Cali and much more on this episode.
Jan 13, 202201:10:12
Episode 12: What killed the Dinosaurs?

Episode 12: What killed the Dinosaurs?

On the Episode the guys discuss Chris Brown and his catalog, weather Drake has a classic album or not, Varn Curtis experience at Coyote Ugly bar, favorite movie villain lines, Game of Thrones season 8 being trash, Spiderman no way home reviews, DC being trash at live action movies but great at animated movies, favorite Christmas song, Top 5 Christmas gifts, favorite Christmas movies and much more on this episode
Jan 07, 202201:39:01
Epsiode 11: Bad Bitch Alert Du-rag

Epsiode 11: Bad Bitch Alert Du-rag

On this episode the guys discuss the NFL and the injuries they get, Double H finally gets his car back, how bad shipping has been since the pandemic, Uno and the different kinda of uno games, the hood uno aka crazy 8s, the Du-rag hoodie and higher quality du-rag, 50 cent making fun of Madonna BBL and much more on this episode
Dec 31, 202101:27:16
Episode 10: Risking it All

Episode 10: Risking it All

On this episode the guys talk Big Al's rebrand to Double H, the evolution of car radio, Gen z not knowing how to burn cds, Bone Thugz vs 3 6, Ashanti is still fine, Tristan Thompson being a deadbeat, Jada and Will's petitions, NYC teachers and their vices, The Bronx zoo and what they doing for the holidays, Suits surprise for Varn Curtis, Varn gives an update on Gio his bearded dragon, and much more on this episode  

Dec 23, 202101:23:12
Episode 9: 8th and a chopped cheese

Episode 9: 8th and a chopped cheese

On this episode the guys discuss how their thanksgiving went and how holidays are without grandparents around, being stuck in "train traffic", Al putting up his Christmas tree, Jamaica multiplex, The price of bacon, the  gentrification Jamaica Queens, extended warranty scam, New Earl Sweatshirt music review, and much more on this episode 

Dec 16, 202101:34:16
Episode 8: He ain't gotta live like that

Episode 8: He ain't gotta live like that

On this episode the guys discuss chop cheeses, when the best tine to go to trader joes, whole foods and there giant produce section, working on Black Friday in retail, people stealing from retail stores, College is a scam, Urban brands from the early 2000's, Saint John's uniform and much more on this episode 

Dec 09, 202101:21:08
Episode 7: Shelby, that bitch a hoe

Episode 7: Shelby, that bitch a hoe

On this episode the guys talk about the Astroworld mayhem, Festival culture and how it needs to change, Rocker chick pissing on fan at concert, Bringing the word herb back in 2021/2022, Jay-z job fair in MSG, Doordash and their customer service, People being more dangerous to bikers than cars, Fuck you and your artisan coffee, Quantico review, and Varn give you guys an update of how fantasy football is going for him

Dec 02, 202101:07:07
Episode 6: Don't Disrespect Thanksgiving

Episode 6: Don't Disrespect Thanksgiving

On this episode the guys talk about Varn's 2k woes, Rihanna being the soundtrack of they 20's (14:35), Mariah Carey runs Christmas (26:26), White people Mac and Cheese (30:26), I think Cole slaw is gross (38:54) and much more 

Nov 14, 202101:31:07
Hot Girl, Hot Girl

Hot Girl, Hot Girl

On this episode the guys talk about the price of Ox tail these days (.55), the food shortage (7:34), The citizens app (24:25), White people scams (28:10), Blindspot (32:34), The return of the mcrib (41:48), Jada and Will (59:13)
Nov 10, 202101:07:04
Get drunk, Stay hydrated

Get drunk, Stay hydrated

On this episode the guys discuss Varn one on one with Kemba, Varn Curtis fantasy woes, NFL, Dragonball Super and other mangas, Wrestling and the wwe ppv, mlb and the Houston scandal, Taj and the clubs in NYC, Miami nights, and Molly nights
Oct 28, 202101:15:12
Scott's is for Cavemen

Scott's is for Cavemen

In this episode Varn and Al tackle Ball everyday 4:44, Highschool snow days (7:41), Dive bar etiquette (14:22), Bob Bar debate (26:16), Click Bait (32:29), Football talk (34:12), Is Charmin the G.O.A.T. of toilet paper (), I love sad R&B (52:07), Dani Gibson's music career (54:12), Spotify profits (1:01:25), One for the strippers (1:06:06)
Oct 20, 202101:20:16
Everything is racist

Everything is racist

On this episode the guys discuss Gamer talk (0:27), Pet talk (6:19), Dave Chappelle (11:12), Tyson Fury fight (20:24), Fantasy football update (32:42), Baseball borough politics (44:20), hotdogs with mayo (50:50), supermarkets in the hood (58:12), Dunkin Donuts nights (1:00:19)

Oct 12, 202101:06:44
Unapologetically Varn Ep1 Duke from Duke

Unapologetically Varn Ep1 Duke from Duke

On this first episode of Unapologetically Varn the guys discuss Anthony Joshua fight (3:40), Jon Bonez Jones (16:22), Lower Eastside nights (19:38), To circle back to Jon Bonez Jones (21:40), Giants and their defense (26:50), Jets are terrible (33:56), Fantasy football update (34:47), Knicks predictions (41:04) Boston Celtic talk (46:22) Boston weather (50:03) Surviving Karen Civil (55:10)

Oct 05, 202101:09:38