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Vivid Apple Juice

By Big Boy & Al
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That's More Tween Than Being Thirteen
What can I say? We're the best and you're the best for being ours.  If the followers of YMH are called mommies, what should we call you all? Dreamers? Nah. VAJs? I think more on this. 
1:32:36
January 10, 2021
Congratulations, Barb: Heroine Addicts Make Frittatas
"You look too sincere in your eyes right now" - Big Boy "If a box of wine were a person" - Al #tomyfutureself #Jesusiseverywhere #2.6billion #we'resosmart Thank you all for your continued support and for not forgetting about us. We know we've been inconsistent and wanting but we're going to do better.... for you, for us and because we must.... half way into a cup of whiskey, Al is like... "into the community."
1:19:02
January 10, 2021
Cheers to Lynn Cumming!
We are the most sorry for our long and undue absence but we're back and just as..... well, we're back!
1:41:56
January 10, 2021
It’s All Greek to Me
Sound issues? I have no idea what you mean... (sorry) working on it! #VividAppleJuice  #whenwouldyouvisit?  #littletinysmirk  #asawhiteman  #normalcolorincoloration  #whenromewaspoppin  #alittleaftercaesar  #andrethegiantofancientrome  #murderpillagerape #thiccwomenwerein  #TrueBlood  #skippedthewholemiddle  #adultincontent  #Schitt’sCreek  #sc*entology  #toomuchforthetitle  #audited  #cultsandvariousotherthings  #sexmagic  #needatowelortissue  #blacksheep  #EnolaHolmes:894/100  #wearamask  #seekoutresources  #askforwhatyouneed
1:12:30
November 29, 2020
Unspoken Connection: Legitimate Cold
We’re back!  Sorry for the audio issues, we’re working on a new solution. #VividAppleJuice  #welcomeback  #we’vebeenmissingyousohoard  #i’vehadsomuchragetoday  #lovelanguage?  #Al-PhysicalTouch,BigBoy-PhyscialTouch  #pretty,smart,nice  #thiswasamistake  #unspokenconnection  #wholefoodsmaskoff  #nighttimestuff@8pm  #we’vealreadydisagreedsomuchandithurtsmysoul  #newaudio≠betteraudio  #legitimatecold  #doesitmakemycoldanylessbad  #exceptselfcare  #donjr.isclearlyoncoke  #jaylenocultisland  #grassrootsmovements  #picturesvsmemories  #whotoldmeaboutthat?  #cultisland  #incels  #futureguest/avidlistener  #internetselfharm  #chad-guywhofucks,normie,incel  #LDAR  #mensrights  #skullsize  #sparknotesthatwholesituation  #davidattenborough  #whatcanievendo  #HBOscientology  #attractiveaustralianguy,notthor  #fantasticbeastslawsuit  #sorryyy,noproducer  #incels!  #donjr.cokedoutofhismind  #shareforasoundbar  #theangelonthisearth  #theschoolboard  #mediumcommitment  #gotoalocalmunicipalmeetingwhereyoulive  #swearonthesystem  #backandbadderthanever  #christmasepisode  #we’llbereuglar,thanksactivia  #getintoit
1:17:17
November 11, 2020
Generational Differences and The Impenetrable Mario Wall
#VividAppleJuice  #ChingChing  #wedidn’tcutit  #physicallyrecoiled  #i’mspeaking  #consenttospeak  #deepenoughinthewhiskey  #reality,emphasisontheT  #igotoschoolforthat  #takingnotesonthissnowball  #genorationaldiffernces  #yourrealityisfromtheexternal #endangereduslike20%  #thezodiac  #problemfixer  #romanticised?  #sexualed? #butshehasagreatpersonality  #iseveryonebroken? #luggage  #sharetheload  #besidethepoint  #bigissues  #mediumshit  #homeadepizzadoughKombuchaandacat  #forsureno  #onlyaconcolumn  #acallbackbutit’ssad  #giveittomeagainslower  #putitinquotations  #lingersinabiggerway  #littleholes  #wtfever  #cheesygorditocrunch  #inpenitrablemariowall  #hortonhearsahoo  #wrongobucko  #imageryofdrake  #qanon  #correct,Iamirritatedandidohatethat  #idon’tlikeit  #getyourfuckingoilchnaged  #creepystory  #studyabroad  #episodebingo  #vespa  #colosseum  #doyouwanttogoseethefightstonight?  #abacklitman  #yeah,fuckplaguemasks  #ihatepranksthemost  #BigBoy,whattheactualfuck  #jesuschrist  #precautiouslywrappedinarag  #vagrantballs
1:15:14
October 14, 2020
An Amount of Gin & Delicious Crack
Follow us everywhere @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice  #memoirtitles  #storiedpast,nofuture  #grocerystoremassacre  #openingquestion/riddle  #thewindtothisriddle  #limp  #groceryupdate  #ihadanamountofgin  #squirtalittlein  #deliciouscrack  #royaltyatbelaboringthepoint  #childbatteringram  #Wegmanschickentenders  #11PM?  #thestuff,itcomesinthejug  #murderingeveryoneinthegrocerystore  #brightestlightonthehumanplanetearthofallthehumans  #SleepingAtLast,Atlas2  #diadelosmuertos  #thevailisthin  #darkdays  #guyfox  #guysiseveryone  #thisguyfox  #daddyphil  #unpopularopinions  #beingamom  #Tyffany:wealthyordirty
1:03:16
October 7, 2020
Congestion In the Candy Aisle
Happy International Podcast Day! Follow us everywhere @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice  #highwaymicrocosm  #heyamerica,wedon’tneedthismuchcandy  #congestioninthecandyaisle  #doesn’tfeelwellinthebell  #grocerymeandering  #inflatablerapture  #Alwithabeard  #solveyourproblemswithintellect  #whatcananyonereallydo  #VOTE  #AllElectionsMatter  #apparentlyi’monlymotivatedbyfood  #getyouramericanpoliticsassociatesdegreewithBigBoy&Al  #electoralcollege  #usedmydegree  #oldpeople  #zootsymptomsofaging  #lossofsphinctercontrol  #lingeringcuts  #takeoutmyramchips  #elon’sworkingonit  #elon,becauseyou’relistening  #zoomcallspecials  #showerbeer  #VividAppleDreams  #headcannon  #you’regreat,we’regreat,everything’sgreat
1:08:24
September 30, 2020
Cloisterphobia: a Jasper Bella Situation
Follow us on Instagram @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice  #cameonsoquicklyyouweren’tevenreadyforit  #approximatetheammount  #allofthesearchterms  #semi-modular  #speakingofyourcat  #murderrapistguy  #residualwater  #hisquarterlyearningsreport  #blackandgrey  @db_atlas  #it’scalledselectivecolor  #theunconsiousmindfactory  #finishhim  #ofthegaypersuasion  #notkingofthegaysbutcouldbeamemberofthegays  #withintherealmofcorrect  #P&P  #thetwinthing  #AstrologicalMathemticsWithBigBoy&Al  #thebiggestofboys;thelargestman  #establishedtitles  #thatredpassport  #newpen  #theshiniestringonhisnotmarriedringfinger  #valuedlistener  #sobworthysongs  #needingagoodweeping  #callherdaddy  #ajasperbellasituation  #fromalistener  #cloisterphobia  #hotboxacave  #mygirluntilseptember15th  #therussiansexbot  #existentialtips  #vividopenmic  #vividappledream  #mediumsimilar  #sadness  #true,hedoesnotwakeup  #textbookandtoiletpapertower 
1:27:00
September 23, 2020
Chosen Orphan Donation
Don't let the title fool you — this isn't nearly as bad as it could've been. #VividAppleJuice  #enneagram  #duckoil  #hoponthattwowheeledmachineandrideit  #doyoudoitthesamewayeverytime?  #duetit  #ingraham,asinlaura  #heyeveryone!thisisthevoid  #BigBoy:5,8,4  #X Æ A-12  #Al:4,3,8  #beinga2  #spoilers  #onebookormovie  #fahrenheit451  #abravenewworld  #PILLS  #”freedom”  #1984  #AnthonyBordain  #bingesohard  #stupidityincrease  #emotionalgym  #30by30  #skydovewithabag  #lifeadvice  #100%cleverness  #VividAppleOpenMic  #askingthevoid  #snaps  #dramaticreading  #iwannashowmyskillsinbed  #chosenorphandonation  #hardstoptime
1:16:20
September 16, 2020
Hoes in The Ozone
Welcome to the jungle. #VividAppleJuice  #outpatientwithnocomplications  #Question: whichquestionisbest  #somethingtheICCwouldbeinvolvedin  #marleyandme  #hoesintheozone  #dilf  #picklejuiceoutofawinebottle  #dramaticreadings  #a2foraface&a10forintelect  #hairstickisinbowl  #watchoutfakenewsnetwork  #so_ard  #withoutweepingmaybedrunksoonishnow  #tragedyisfueling  #verticallyassessingwithoutissue  #Medium%protectionfromspiritsZero%protectionfromkillers  #electricity  #xxx-xxx-xxxx  #vividappledreams  #wehavetorefinishthis  #hi!howdrunkareyou?  #isomehowgotsmall  #nothewaterofthewomb,buthebloodofthecovenant  #myantenna  #astrologicalmathclasswithAl&BigBoy  #ineversaiditwasboring  #insidetragedy
1:03:57
September 9, 2020
294/1000
Short and sweet? #VividAppleJuice  #iwanttoeateverythingandmoveon  #thenewlywedgame  #immigration  #stationarystop  #quiztime  #eyeballdaydream  #intrusivethoughts  #cadaverknees  #alittlebitmotivatedinasouthernway  #abraintrustofevil  #letspretendwe’rewaybiggerthanweare  #swiftthoughts?  #eagletonron  #theheartofacowboythemindofasailor  #sowewonbasically  #butyoujustdidthemaththough  #toomanyscales
46:46
September 2, 2020
Immobile, But Not Smelly
Welcome to episode 10. Thank you to everyone who's stuck with us! #VividAppleJuice  #howdoyousleep?  #mattressfront  #becausedisease  #period #cowcost  #likeitsananime  #dermstrap  #mushycantelope  #mycoworker’smother’scalendar  #gifme  #somesortofbacksituation  #wouldyoupullthelever?  #femeninehygeneshouldbefree  #talkingpoints  #unbiasednews  #indiandatacollection  #privacy  #datamining  #squeezeitlikeagardenhose  #putthatsilenceron  #45peopleeach  #minigaccident  #saymedicalattentionagain  #hiccupfuckup  #audiobooks  #immobilebutnotsmelly  #i’llrecindthat,gorrilasarefine  #toosmarttobeanimalstoodumbtobepeople  #monkeycrimeisabigdeal  #captainplanet  #onedoestoomanyuppersandtheothersmokesweedallday  #varietyshow?  #justliveinacave  #notadoctor
1:26:47
August 26, 2020
The Big Al Experience: His Name is Gertrude
Welcome to the biggest [episode] we've had! (Not to be confused with Richard Fisher III who simply has a complex about his size; don't worry, ours is real.) We hope you'll stick around for a deeper dive into the personalities that are Big Boy and Al! (Many apologies for the Big Boy's audio very late into the episode.) #VividAppleJuice  #haveapenhandy  #sobsongs  #wasthattinkerbellorthepointweweretalkingabout?  #thecommunity  #deepcutcallback  #4questions  #sorryyouhavetolistenagain  #imnottypingthemforyou  #fiercemother  #thankwhitneycummings  #theturbulanceoftinder  #genuine  #alittlebiteliteist  #staytunedforgoogleform  #animalfightclub  #gowithyourfirstthought  #doweneedalaughtrack?  #thedeclaration  #copyrightedsound  #wtfisbushcrafting  #irecentlygotasurgicalkitandiamveryconfident=holdmybeer  #shallow  #someoneelseisdrivingthisthing  #liveonthepoles  #cookiecakes  #saymorebutquickly  #foundpossessions  #thebigboyexperience
1:43:20
August 19, 2020
Richard Fisher III
Email or DM us your favorite Sob Songs Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice #VividAppleJuice  #barnwood  #feelingsupdate  #hammockheat  #tinderhijacking  #wtfistinder  #besidethepoint  #lintinder  #gifgiving  #nightfishing  #regularmotoboating  #ineedtoshower  #broughtitrightbacktothedick  #doyouwanttogettoknowmeordoyoujustwantthesex?  #bye  #probingsohard  #barringthatteeshirt  #sostricken  #foundingfathercapitalization  #ILOVE  #gymcockfish  #downstairsmixup  #dickroot  #richardfisherIII  #i’mkevin?  #housekeeping  #insidebaseball  #AppleJuiceDreams  #goldstar Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:20:24
August 12, 2020
Entanglement With Pizza
Email or DM us your favorite Sob Songs Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice #VividAppleJuice  #feelingsupdate  #notantsybutantsy  #grouphang  #existentialdread  #slightgigwork  #outsideoradjacenttothepoint?  #15%smell  #wantmyshrubrecipe?  #couchtofilvemiles  #entanglementwithpizza  #agingisntgreat  #cosmicbrownie  #DietRedbull:batteryacidwithcaffeine  #DDS  #tallboyofanything  #prettypeoplepooptoo  #garthbrooksfacebook  #sendyouroilsourway  #dramaticreadings  #catshittexts  #firstnighthorrors  #hedidn’twritethejunglebookeither  #violatingartwork  #StarWarsCloneWars  #whatis1billion  #365days  #spoilers  #songstosobto Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:35:58
August 5, 2020
Cat Meet 2: A Garth Brooks Story
Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice Jazz Article from listener: https://www.amacad.org/publication/why-jazz-still-matters #VividAppleJuice  #Housekeeping  #emailus  #redacted  #jazz  #tellthemyoulovethem  #loosleystriped  #justmegaphonetings  #isitthechemicalstructure  #abominabledumbass  #whaleheart  #catmeet2  #garthbrooks  #auntflobroughtcherrypie  #forsureno  #trinketsandtoadlegs  #feelingsupdate  #elizabethancollar Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:10:23
July 29, 2020
Charles Baynard and the Dementia Time Machine
Welcome to our most controversial episode yet featuring special guest Charles Baynard! (@muhfuckahtoast)  We'll give you the opportunity to skip the most offensive segment of this week's episode and you can rejoin the conversation at 39:02 #VividAppleJuice  #tightassperson  #i’mnotgreatijustliketalkingshit  #pandemictalk  #noonelikesthemasks  #shouldwetalkabouttheresearch?  #thatsmyreality  #howdoyousayGhislaine  #ChrisHansen  #Karens  #Dementiatimemachine  #killyouwithwords  #thatprogression  #myeyeshurtrightnow  #saymore  #donotpauseit  #youdon’thavetodothis  #that’snothealthy  #HeinousMisconnections  Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice  Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
48:17
July 22, 2020
Reconcile Your Feelings
Many #audioatrocities were committed in this episode. Unfortunately, Al's audio was not salvageable, so much work was done to capture as much as detail as possible from what remains. We promise it will get better from here, and hopefully the content will make up for it! #vividapplejuice  #mostsuperior  #NOTsponsor  #adamandeve  #getwindofus  #evanwilliams  #masterandhone  #albumart  #verbalizeacraving  #theseeker  #besidethepoint  #antennaintotheether  #reconcileyourfeelings  #separatetheartistandthework  #obsessionfortruecrime  #talkaboutthehardtopics  #writetous!  #Karen  #becauseit’skaren  #useyourprivilege  #RIPGodric  #hewasthesweetestboy  #catmeat  #Amatrix  #HistoricalFigures  #TedrosAdhanomGhebreyesus  #Thisprofessionalman  #jiginachariot  #destroyyourvilliagered  #buyyourplugs Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:22:40
July 15, 2020
I'm Done With Your Belly Button
Buckle up everyone, it’s a doozy of an episode this week.  TikToks mentioned in this episode - Carole Baskin: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8xQdxD/  Addison Rae: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8Q1qaJ/  Please note that audio is highly compromised throughout this episode, but in the latter half it WILL sound horrible and we apologize to everyone who thinks their headphones are breaking during this time.  #VividAppleJuice  #notscripted  #drinkresponsibly  #waterworkstoo  #nobiotics  #showbible  #rifitup  #@ingthemwithout@ingthem  #theOC  #Avatar  #benders  #7dollhairs  #normalpeople  #trueblood  #Imdonewithyourbellybutton  #rollitaround  #beanieswhenitswarm  #toodeep  #blanketstatements  Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:33:08
July 8, 2020
Shitty French Fry Haiku
Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice  **Please note this was recorded on June 16th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower.  #VividAppleJuice  #AppleJuiceDreams  #slugsomeOJ  #scissorit  #beoffended  #readtheinstructions  #HEY  #johnson’sHVAC  #ronnie’sdentistry  #lilmama’spizzaria  #HEYdon’thaveabridge  #timejump  #longestrepeat  #whichgreaseisbest  #whiskeyinateacup  #stagedaesthetic  #asitwere  #theheartbeatofjerseyshore  #poligamy  #proseworks  #shittyfrenchfryhiku  #SebastianManiscalco  #wherein  #helicopterdream Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:10:19
July 1, 2020
Episode 1
Welcome to our first episode! Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice  **Please note this was recorded on June 15th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower.  Also, sorry for the audio inconsistencies later in the episode.) #VividAppleJuice  #futurecallback  #ringworm  #riffonit  #respitable  #BRM  #mediumpayoff  #postcard  #KetoKid  #forsure  #coffeecentric  #BigJoeExotic  #wifi  #GRANTED  #makeoutgirl  #OBEKA  #UMM  #Banter #geezers Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
1:23:14
June 24, 2020
The Trailer
Welcome to our podcast! In the coming weeks, we will be publishing our first episodes, and hope to move into a weekly cycle thereafter. We appreciate your interest in our conversation and hope you'll share this with absolutely everyone you know! Follow us @VividAppleJuice Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
02:04
June 7, 2020