Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy
By Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy
Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne HeresyNov 25, 2021
2.28 - Every Man Is His Own World
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the band convinced Vulcan that Piper was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero and Olianne interrogated witnesses and procured a sample of Vance’s blood, Seth’s investigation of the corpses left him with more questions than answers, and Piper approached Ignatious Ironforth to examine the weapons used in the attack. Will their collective evidence yield any real answers?
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2.27 - The Blood Price
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that, after Warden and Jacinta narrowly escaped the Skullshield attack and retaliation, the Inquisitorial band was immediately forced to fight as fire rained down on Rancid and the House leaders. Who orchestrated such a coordinated and brazen assassination attempt and, more immediately, will Piper’s disguise fool Bane’s representative long enough to win the heist?
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2.26 - The Deadly Hiss
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the heist has commenced. Seth and Olianne disguised themselves and destroyed the cameras following them, Nero clandestinely obtained a blood sample from Crungus Markus, and Piper determined through meditation that she was correct to have doubts about Nero. Will the band compromise their position to defend the Inquisitorial Taurox against a Skullshield attack?
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2.25 - Changing Places
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band arrived at the citadel for the heist. Piper’s disguise caused Gazzy to question his faith in their abilities, Nero paraded Invictus around to distract the guests, and Seth realized that it was House Vance’s new team member, Jacinta Skullshield, who attacked them at their hotel. How will the band slip away under watchful cameras and a vengeful Jacinta out for blood?
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2.24 - I Know What You Did
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band apprised Gazzy Colon of their plan. Seth intimated to Gazzy that the Inquisition’s activities were more important than planetary politics, Olianne arranged for weapons to be stashed at the ball, and Piper’s alterations will require her psyker powers to convince anyone that she is Rancid. Can the band find a son or daughter of Fabius Bile amidst the chaos of the heist?
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2.23 - Triumph & Despair
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have prepared for the heist. Seth proposed that Piper impersonate Rancid Colon, Olianne made Seth and Piper realize that—despite Nero’s shortcomings—he’s still managed to keep them all alive, and—since Warden cannot enter the ball—a bomb was planted in Piper’s brain as a failsafe. Just how long will the band’s disguises fool the Dominion Omnium’s rulers?
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2.22 - The Anatomy Of A Heist
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band found themselves mired in conflict. Olianne revealed that she’d precipitated a cold war between Houses Vance and Colon, Piper sent a warning of Nero’s heretical behaviour to her mentor on Terra, and Seth prompted Nero to report on their progress—or lack thereof—to the Inquisitor. Will they be capable of following orders and focusing only on the Homo Novus?
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2.21 - A Call From On High
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt)as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band sought out vital information. They confirmed that Gazzy Colon and Lucia Bane’s blood matched their genetic profiles, a book on “The Myth of Kournos and Isabella” was found, and Olianne hacked into House Vance’s files, inadvertently starting a cold war between Vance and Colon. How will the band survive the heist as Colon representatives against their new Vance enemies?
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2.20 - Kournos and Isabella
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band were caught unawares in an ambush. As the rest of the band scrambled to defend themselves, two Aeldari appeared to Nero, quickly disposed of the threats to him, and then delivered a cryptic message, seemingly addressing him as Count Kournos. Will the band really give up on “the whole Count Kournos thing” as per Nero’s orders?
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2.19 - Assassins in the Night
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band once again heard a psyker-based voice speaking of a Young Count Kournos. Nero remained convinced that Horus was still alive, Seth, Olianne, and Piper revealed that they had each been blackmailed by a different house leader, and Olianne misinterpreted advice about Nero, but to what end? Who knows what Seth did? And more immediately, who just burst into their rooms?
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2.18 - What You Did
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2.17 - Threats and Promises
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that, while Seth was in surgery, the Hive’s leaders debated how the games should proceed. Nero expressed that the governor must be executed for the presence of Xenos, but was overruled by the Hive’s Officio Inquisitorius, whose representative decided the band must continue to compete for House Colon. How will House leaders react to Olianne declaring her own team the victors of round one?
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2.16 - The Inquisition Arrives
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band flexed their authority to avert disaster. Nero told Olianne to kill him and take control if things were to go poorly, and Olianne was miraculously able to stabilize Seth, who was taken away to have his lungs replaced. With an impromptu conference of the House leaders about to begin, what will become of the already tenuous situation now that the Inquisition is involved?
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2.15 - We’re Losing Him
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that round four of the match escalated for the Inquisitorial band. Nero pulled Skullshield into the arena and revealed his rosette, convincing Skullshield to fight with them, Seth and Warden joined the fray, and the Dark Aeldari fled, but not before Warden accidentally shot Seth. Will the band be able to stabilize Seth and save his life as the guards coming rushing in?
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2.14 - Speed and Freedom
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that Seth decided it was more strategic for the band to win the tournament and renegotiated Pedes’s cut of the winnings. Nero, ignoring the combat entirely, fired a grappling gun at Skullshield to draw him into the arena in retribution for bringing Dark Aeldari to the fight. Can Olianne hold her own against these formidable foes, and will Piper manage to set aside her fears to help them win?
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2.13 - Round Four
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that Piper successfully blinded Markus’s fighters, but it was clear that someone had interfered. Seth tried to convince Pedes to spread the rumour that Vance is rigging the games, Nero had the most successful combat imaginable, and Olianne isn’t sure how to interpret this wild-eyed mania of his. He’s still their leader, but is he becoming unhinged and perhaps somewhat…heretical?
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2.12 - Round Three
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band survived the second round, but Lucia Bane’s team was left with only one fighter and unlikely to win. This prompted Seth to change the plan to win the fight instead, and change Skullshield’s bet to favour themselves. How will this new plan match up against 3 Orks and 5 Grotz “Waaaaagh”-ing and shooting before they’re even out into the arena?
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2.11 - Round Two
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that Olianne and Nero fought valiantly and survived the first wave of combat. Seth honoured the deal with Skullshield and convinced Pedes Foetidum to bet all of Skullshield’s 100,000,000 thrones on the fight, while Piper sat in frustration, hesitant to use her psyker abilities amongst potential cultist threats. Will the valiant gladiators survive the next wave, this time against Arco-Flagellants?
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2.10 - The Games Begin
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the revelation of Nero’s mind-wipe has the Inquisitorial band at odds after Piper mind-scanned him without his consent. Seth rallied them all to focus on priorities and, between his subtlety and Olianne’s apparent charm, they procured two fighters for their attempt to ensure Lucia Bane’s victory in the arena. How will they fair in battle against two Grox and a Saurian Carnosaur? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.09 - Negotiations of the Heart
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Vale ntyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band regrouped to share the intelligence they’d gathered. They have gained the services of Ignatious Ironforth of the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Arbites are now only a vox call away, and Olianne made the horrifying discovery that Nero has been mind-wiped by a psyker. How will the rest of the party—and Nero himself—react to this disturbing revelation? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.08 - Results Are In
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that further strides have been made in sussing out the Homo Novis by gathering the candidates’ baseline genetic data. Piper convinced Chastener Bokotan to assist in her search for the cultists, Seth struck a deal with Lucia Bane to ensure her triumph in the tournament, and the limits of Olianne’s confidence in Nero was pushed further as he agreed to an impromptu brain scan. Will Fabricator Cethane permit them to leave his presence alive? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.07 - A Seat At The Table
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have divided their efforts for maximal effect. Olianne and Nero were admitted into the Mechanicus stronghold, Seth talked his way into Lucia Bane’s house as a political fixer, and a disguised Piper gained an audience with Chastener Bokotan of the Adeptus Arbites, but forgot to disguise Warden. What will become of their mission now that the banished Inquisitorial party has been exposed? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.06 - Plans Within Plans
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band were detained by the governor’s son, Grazzwold, but they learned that his goals align with their own. Piper and Seth regrouped with Abacus to discern what they could from the governor’s intel now at their disposal, while Olianne approached Nero with concern about his declining mental state. What will it mean that Nero has had a vision of a blood-soaked Olianne and the Eye of Horus? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.05 - The Emperor Has Faith In You
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that, having made amends for the murder of a servant, the Inquisitorial band have attempted to regain some measure of esteem. After participating in the traditional pre-dinner hunt, meeting the three gubernatorial candidates, and making some initial contacts with mixed success, dinner is served. How will the guests react to two of the band being expected to consume their human kills? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.04 - Delectamenti Mortem
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that, despite Nero’s inebriation, the Inquisitorial band have talked their way into the Governor’s dinner. Piper can no longer use her psyker abilities without risking exposure, Olianne is watching over the group’s interrogator, and Seth immediately shot a servant after Grazzwold Colon directed every dinner guest to kill someone. Can Seth survive the consequences of this very public murder? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.03 - The Citadel
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have arrived at Dominion Omnium. Having checked into The Bolter Express, secured their rooms, and begun to strategize their next moves, they have been rocked by disturbing voices emanating from their vox caster. What will happen tonight at the Governor’s dinner? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.02 - Checking In
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have awoken from their hypno-casques and received orders from their Inquisitor. Tasked with discovering which of four candidates for governor is a sleeper agent of Fabius Bile, they have disguised themselves as Prometheum merchants and made their way to the capital. How will they identify their target and carry out this assassination? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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2.01 - [REDACTED]
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). My report shows that Inquisitor Valentyne achieved his mission to kill Glasgow Vicodin and took over the strategic network of Inquisitor Barthus Billingburg alongside Attikus. Having identified a threat across the galaxy, they have been forced to dispatch a new team to deal with the problem. Can this Inquisitorial Strike Force stop the machinations of Fabius Bile? Find out next, in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 6 (of 6)
For the next week, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 5 (of 6)
For the next 2 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 4 (of 6)
For the next 3 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 3 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 2 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 1 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison Break, another journey into the 41st Millennium with the Dark Heresy Genesys Adaptation! This arc features our GM Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring), along with special guest Del Borovic (@deltastic)! What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play villains trying to assassinate a target inside a prison in the grim darkness of the far future? NOBODY KNOWS CUZ IT’S ONE SHOOOOOTS! Dark Heresy Edition.
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1.52 - The Heresy Spreads
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have escaped the falling elevator and achieved their primary mission! Attikus swung himself and Valentyne out of the elevator shaft and located Barthus Billingburg XII, while Valentyne interrogated Glasgow Vicodin, getting the names of two more conspirators before executing the heretic. Can these two remaining heroes survive and escape the facility? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.51 - Ascent into Darkness
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have lost another member! Attikus tried to save both of his companions, Marni shot herself in the chest, and Valentyne ordered Attikus to leave Marni behind to give them better odds of survival. What will happen now Vicodin is dead and they’re trapped in his factory? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.50 - Save The Emperor… For The Emperor
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band are falling to their death in a gas-filled elevator! Attikus held the door as long as he could, Marni was shoved onto a grenade, and Valentyne lost his arm shooting at Glasgow Vicodin before the rogue trader was murdered by his allies. Can our heroes survive now that their mission is complete? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.49 - A Double Heretic
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have wiped out the Skull Crawlers! Attikus killed Keriset, Marni blasted three soldiers with one shot and Valentyne picked off another from a distance. What will happen now they can approach their target? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.48 - A Symphony of Carnage
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have been forced to defend Doc ‘Tavery’s lab! Attikus whipped the rioting workers into a cohesive fighting force, Marni used some ork tech to provide a distraction and Valentyne gave a rousing speech. Will they survive an assault by the Skullcrawlers? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.47 - Attikus Rallies The Troops
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows the Inquisitorial band had captured Doc ‘Tavey in his laboratory! Attikus’s power fist made short work of the defenders, Marni received surgery from their new captive and Valentyne discovered a secret threat to the Emperor! What will happen now that Doc ‘Tavey exploded during interrogation? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.46 - The Golden Elixir
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows the Inquisitorial band escaped the acid trap and are about to storm the tasting lab! Attikus protected the group with his riot shield while Marni prepared for battle and Valentyne inspired his troops with a rousing speech! Can they break through into the lab and kill or capture the doctor? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.45 - Acid Rain
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows the Inquisitorial band created a revolution that’s ending almost immediately! Attikus and Marni rejoined the Inquisitor, they identified their targets and Valentyne used his skills to create factory-wide chaos! Can they survive the acid scouring the entire facility to kill the rebels? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.44 - The Unlikely Revolutionary
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows the Inquisitorial band’s battle with Vicodin security is ongoing! Marni was almost kicked off the catwalk, Attikus finally killed his opponent and Valentyne prevented Zavala from sending out a message but couldn’t kill him! Can they end this fight before it brings the whole factory down on them? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.43 - Enough
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows the Inquisitorial band are engaged in combat outside the foreperson’s office! Marni is fistfighting an officer, Attikus assisted from where he dangled off a railing, and Valentyne is in a stalemate brawl with the head of security! Can they emerge victorious and close in on their real targets? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.42 - Over The Top
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have met with Balphus Bail and combat has begun! Marni got caught up with arm wrestling, Valentyne determined foreperson Bale was ethical and attacked the head of security, and Attikus is falling over a railing! Can the band survive a fight in the distillery? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.41 - Foreperson Balphus Bail
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have been brought to foreperson Balphus Bail. Attikus determined the guards weren’t hard cases, Marni prepared for violence, and Valentyne was forced to bring the head of security into his meeting with their target! What will happen next? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.40 - A Question Of Authority
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have infiltrated the distillery. Attikus escaped detection by Keriset Skullcrawler, Marni accidentally romanced a staff member, and Valentyne befriended a reporter and identified their targets! What will happen now that they were caught by security and claimed to be sent by Barthus Billingburg? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.39 - The Trinity Network
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have arrived at the gift shop. Attikus put on a disguise, Marni suggested convincing the populace to rebel, and Valentyne murdered their guide to protect their secret! What will happen inside the gift shop after a homicide? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.38 - The Golden Dream
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have made their way to the town surrounding the Vicodin Factory. Attikus was horrified to learn he had drank Ork remains, Marni was confused by a gift shop, and Valentyne decided they would pose as tourists! What will happen now that the Skullcrawlers are also be inside? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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1.37 - The Old Inquisition Special
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Marni Schwartzenberger and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have discovered that the conspiracy on Vicodin Prime runs deeper than expected . Marni was forced to re-arm herself with a lowly lasgun, Attikus was shocked by the aggressive tone of the local Commissar, and Valentyne lied to win over a guard and escape their confinement! What will happen now that the trio have escaped and stowed away on a truck filled with Ork corpses? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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