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Wastefellows

Wastefellows

By Wastefellows

Welcome to @AlizaJaanu's private therapy session devoted to shit-talking and bad takes. A bi-monthly podcast.
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Calling Out All Bois

WastefellowsMay 24, 2020

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Modern Love J*had

Modern Love J*had

THIS EPISODE: The NYT Modern Love essay that made Hindutva twitter explode, why Pakistani Muslims are ruining it for the rest of us, braindead diaspora, the decline of media, how people who have done nothing with their lives suffer from main character syndrome, interfaith relationships, growing up in India as a minority, etc etc etc!

Jul 18, 202101:02:26
Now That's What I Call Music!

Now That's What I Call Music!

What are NFTs? Do they help or hurt artists? Who is the biggest menace in the Indian music industry? What is the "South Asian music scene"? @AlizaJaanu and guest @tilpa answer these questions and more!

Mar 19, 202154:44
The Wastefellows Dialectic: Men and Masculinities

The Wastefellows Dialectic: Men and Masculinities

Happy Valentine's Day to all the babes and bums who listen to the podcast! Welcome to our V-day special that is all about MEN. No, not how to GET one. But what are men? How many types are there? What purpose do they serve? We answer pressing questions like "if you had a gun to your head, would you pick a wife guy or a reply guy??" Lots of fun, lots of gender discourse! 

Feb 18, 202101:14:21
Nobody's Phool: How to NOT Fall For a Fake Job Offer from Harvard

Nobody's Phool: How to NOT Fall For a Fake Job Offer from Harvard

@AlizaJaanu offers up her opinions on the Nidhi Razdan-Harvard phishing scandal saga, getting into what's fishy about this whole phishing thing and answering burning questions like "Is it mean to make fun of her?"

 Then, a software engineer comes on the podcast to talk about how to detect a phishing scam, data privacy, and other important things you should know! Listen and learn. 

Happy 2021, everyone

Jan 22, 202147:33
Bollywood Wives: A Retrospective

Bollywood Wives: A Retrospective

@AlizaJaanu taps into her network of very smart people to bring Kamayani, a writer and researcher on visual culture with a special interest in Hindi cinema, onto Wastefellows to discuss what is on everyone's minds: The Fantastic Lives of Bollywood Wives. Listen to this chaotic recap of the Bollywood wives pilot, as we dive into docusoaps and Reality TV, Bollywood nepotism, and whether Le Bal is the world's greatest scam. 

Dec 05, 202001:30:17
The Agony Aunties

The Agony Aunties

Wastefellows welcomes special guest @mindunderwear and the two "Agony Aunties" join forces to answer all of your depraved and degenerate questions. Listen to two alpha female Muslim women talk about the study circle epidemic in the country, Hindutva dominatrixes, and what to do when Twitter friendships get too toxic. 

Nov 05, 202001:23:36
Wastefellows Goes To Business School

Wastefellows Goes To Business School

@AlizaJaanu and @DrDang discuss The Print article "What makes Modi’s BJP invincible? The cynicism that India is dead" and David Graeber's (RIP) essay "The Machinery of Hopelessness". We get into shoddy "privilege" discourse, why it is necessary to not present hopelessness as a personal failing, and what it means to feel hopeless in India right now. 

THEN, WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! We talk about The Ken Newsletter, what is taught in MBA programs, how MBAs think they can fix every industry, and what people in MBA programs have been telling us! Tag an MBA you know!

Sep 26, 202050:30
Diaspora Gone Wild: Kamala Harris
Sep 05, 202059:31
Why Men Are Delusional (Teaser)
Aug 23, 202004:28
Diaspora Gone Wild: Bindy Johal (Part 2)

Diaspora Gone Wild: Bindy Johal (Part 2)

@AlizaJaanu and guest Jastej Trudeau (@Sturgeon's_Law) continue their interrogation of Bindy Johal's ascent as a prolific gangster and the events that precipitated his steep downfall. The two detour into the notorious affair between juror Gillian Guess and Johal's accomplice Peter Gill, the cultural framing of Bindy Johal through media and film, and why the world desperately needs a definitive Bindy Johal biopic. 

Jul 17, 202001:06:05
Diaspora Gone Wild: Bindy Johal (Part 1)

Diaspora Gone Wild: Bindy Johal (Part 1)

Wastefellows welcomes Jastej Trudeu (@Sturgeons_Law) for the inaugural episode of our new series Diaspora Gone Wild. In Part 1 of this two part series on the rise and fall of iconic slain Punjabi-Canadian gangster Bindy Johal, we talk about the history of Punjabi immigration to Canada, the emergence of Indo gangsterism in 90s Vancouver, the Canadian media's obsession with Bindy Johal, and the trauma inflicted upon us by the Deepa Mehta film 'Beeba Boys.'

 

Jul 14, 202050:41
Who Tore It Better?

Who Tore It Better?

@AlizaJaanu welcomes @DrDang to Wastefellows to talk about the interminable saga of social media warfare. We rank our Top 3 fave twitter beefs and online meltdowns, talking about what they represent about the state of discourse, who we find annoying and why, and the relationship between lockdown cabin fever and url theatrics. 

Jun 24, 202051:58
Calling Out All Bois

Calling Out All Bois

Listen to Wastefellows in conversation with guest, journalist, @neerjadeodhar talk about Bois Locker Room, the role of journalists, how #Metoo has shaped conversations around gender justice, and the limitations of call-out culture.

May 24, 202001:25:39
From Waste Fellow to Alpha Fellow

From Waste Fellow to Alpha Fellow

Aliza announces Sambit Patra Appreciation Month. Then, Aliza and Vinay talk about vanity, fitness, the gender divide, what got them into working out, Aliza's experience at an all-women gym in Aligarh, why yoga is a fitness fad, slimy Bangalore techies, the fitness industry in India AND MUCH MORE!
May 10, 202001:21:40
Bollywood Babes

Bollywood Babes

Rawan is back on Wastefellows! In this episode we talk about lockdown life in Palestine, the Bravo Reality TV show Family Karma, diaspora Indians and their stupid narratives, the Bollywood movies Dil Se and Ae Dil Hai Mushkil, why Rawan likes Bollywood movies so much, the Noah Baumbach film Marriage Story and how white women are REALLY going through it

May 01, 202056:18
Excuse Me Ma'am, But Are We The Virus?

Excuse Me Ma'am, But Are We The Virus?

Aliza in conversation with the fabulous @KaveriExpress about COVID19, the environment, wildlife, the way forward, Bezos-Ambani offspring, Indian parents raising TERRIBLE children, why Steve Irwin is GROSS, and the Netflix smash hit docuseries TIGER KING

Apr 13, 202050:29
The Wastefellows of a Pandemic

The Wastefellows of a Pandemic

***A lockdown special*** The Wastefellows talk about getting Manu Joseph on the show, the Coronavirus, India’s new Ravana, life under a pandemic, Agamben’s bonkers but kinda on point hot take, why people who work in advertising need to get over themselves, and how we have NO ANSWERS !
Mar 29, 202048:42
The Love Gurus

The Love Gurus

The Wastefellows deep dive into the epic saga of your love lives

Mar 20, 202001:00:02
Dispatches from Lemuria

Dispatches from Lemuria

With India caught in the grip of Anti-Muslim violence and the future of South Asia seeming increasingly doomed, the Wastefellows bring you a special episode with scholar David Shulman, joining us from Lemuria, who talks to us about the origins of Lemuria, what it means now, and sir/ma’am culture
Feb 25, 202051:43
Parasite of Love

Parasite of Love

The Wastefellows talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite, the new Karan Johar Netflix reality tv dating show, and how Satya is scamming everyone on twitter.

Feb 08, 202001:00:48
The Muslims Are Coming!

The Muslims Are Coming!

The Wastefellows talk about dominant narratives used against the anti-CAA/NRC protestors, Shashi "Shakespeare" Tharoor's latest brainfart about Muslims being too Muslim,  and the resurgence of Afzal Guru in the national conversation. 

Jan 23, 202055:36
A Protester's Guide to the Anti-CAA Movement (Part 2)

A Protester's Guide to the Anti-CAA Movement (Part 2)

In the second episode of this two-part series, Aliza and special cohost Shariq look at the movement with a more critical eye, looking at what the movement needs to sustain itself, the role of ideology in leaderless protests, and what we have to do to win. ++ Some super helpful protest tips!

Dec 24, 201943:31
A Protester's Guide To The Anti-CAA Movement (Part 1)

A Protester's Guide To The Anti-CAA Movement (Part 1)

In the first episode of a two-part series on the anti-CAA protests, Aliza and special guest co-host Shariq, cover the basics of the CAA and the NRC, their experiences at the protests in their respective cities, and their reflections on being Muslim in these times of anti-Muslim hysteria

Dec 24, 201928:45
A Wastefellow Expert Analysis of the US Presidential Race

A Wastefellow Expert Analysis of the US Presidential Race

The Wastefellows look at the upcoming US President Election and its geopolitical and cultural impact from non-Western perspectives, with a special guest from Palestine. Shoutout to Kareena Kapoor. 

Dec 07, 201958:29
A Wastefellow MAMI

A Wastefellow MAMI

The Wastefellows talk about the recently concluded MAMI film fest, film culture in India, films to watch out for, and perverts with guest Muhammed Deshmukh. 

Oct 31, 201947:23
Welcome to Wastefellow Island

Welcome to Wastefellow Island

The Wastefellows catch up on their new favorite show, Skulls & Roses, and unravel the strange world of Indian Reality-TV

Oct 25, 201939:08
Whatsapp Forwards Reading Group

Whatsapp Forwards Reading Group

Listen to the Wastefellows discuss why Indians love their Whatsapp forwards so much, the Dhruv Rathee School of Facts and Fact-checking, and what rumors we'd like to spread about ourselves on Whatsapp!

Oct 25, 201940:34
Astrology-Poisoned!

Astrology-Poisoned!

Aliza🐮and Satya🐯discuss astrology, palm readers in Hyderabad malls, and why Manu Joseph👩🏼‍🦲is the way he is.

Oct 25, 201950:26
End of An Era

End of An Era

The Wastefellows discuss the curse of stand-up comedy, discount provocateur cinema, and useless speeches.

Oct 25, 201950:22