We Don't Wanna
By We Don't Wanna
Zach and Scott have a whole lot of interests in common, but somehow some of the biggest cultural phenomenons like Harry Potter, or One Piece seemed to breeze right by one of them. In this podcast, you'll follow Zach and Scott on some reluctant journeys through series that one of them LOVES and the other... well... that's where the reluctancy comes in.
Is Harry Potter really all the hype? Is One Piece really sacred anime? Find out through the worlds only reliable source; the WE DON'T WANNA PODCAST
We Don't WannaJan 15, 2021
Harry Potter - Ep. 51 (Crystally Nipples) **Listener Submissions**
We've gotmore HP in the chamber for you all, so don't go anywhere just yet!
Battle Alternate - Written by Hannah Elias @elias.hannah
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Harry Potter - Ep. 50 (Thirteen Inches) W/ HpHalfDrunk
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The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Mini Series Finale)
We finish our celebration of the 20th anniversary of The Lord of the Rings trilogy by rounding out our mini series and recapping The Return of the King with our special guest, and first time watcher, Mal!
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The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (w/ Mal)
We're back! We've dragged our good friend Mal along for the next movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy! Join us as we discuss her first ever time watching LotR!
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Wheel of Time - Ep 8 (The Eye of the World) SEASON FINALE
We're back! We hope everyone had a great holiday and a great start to their New Year! Join us as we discuss the FINALE of The Wheel of Time!
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (w/ Mal)
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of The Lord of the Rings, we are indoctrinating our good friend Mal to The Lord of the Rings trilogy! She has somehow managed to avoid the trilogy her entire life... UNTIL NOW.
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Wheel of Time - Ep 7 (The Dark Along The Ways)
Join us as we talk about how hot Lan is! Lets goooo!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 49 (I'm Keeping The Kids)
WELCOME BACK! TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE WRAP THIS BOOK UP! Join us as we discuss the ENDING of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
BOY what a ride this has been. We still have more in the chamber for all of you, so sit tight and don't go anywhere!
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The Wheel of Time - Ep 6 (The Flame of Tar Valon)
Welcome back! Join us as we jump in to episode 6 of The Wheel of Time - The Flame of Tar Valon.
Holy smokes, it felt like we were back at Kings Landing during this episode. Loved it!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 48 (General Veers)
The Wheel of Time - Ep 5 (Blood of Blood)
Have we mentioned we are going in blind? Neither of us know ANYTHING about this series, so we're bringing you along for the ride.. Continue along as we watch Ep 5 of The Wheel of Time!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 47 (Basically, Coming.)
OH BOY. THINGS ARE HEATING UP. Welcome back! Join us as we dive back into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it's time for the Battle of Hogwarts!
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The Wheel of Time - Ep 4 (The Dragon Reborn)
Join Zach and Scott as they jump back in to Amazon's new The Wheel of Time series. Neither of the two have read, or heard much about the series, so this is a true, blind, first take at this world and all its lore, characters and storyline.
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Harry Potter - Ep. 46 (Is A Skittles A Thing?)
The Lestrange Vault is calling us! Join us as we join the squad in their hunt for the HuffleCup (patent pending)
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The Wheel of Time - Ep 3 (A Place of Safety)
Overall, interested, but there are some areas of concern. We'll see what the rest of the series holds.
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The Wheel of Time - Ep 2 (Shadow's Waiting)
Jump back in to episode 2 of The Wheel of Time. We discuss our thoughts and predictions of Amazon's new epic fantasy!
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The Wheel of Time - Ep 1 (Leavetaking)
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Harry Potter - Ep. 45 (My Dude Dobby)
POUR ONE OUT FOR OUR DUDE DOBBY.
Join us this week as we dive back into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Malfoy Manor... we're here!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 44 (Shrinkage)
Join Zach and Scott as they journey through the Deathly Hallows ch 18-21
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Harry Potter - Ep 43 (Open At the Always)
Join Zach and Scott as they discuss The Deathly Hallow (Ch 13-17)
Do you open at the always?
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Harry Potter - Ep. 42 (Thank You, May I Have Another)
Welcome back! Join Zach and Spicy Ass Scott this week as we continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ch. 9-12)
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Harry Potter - Ep. 41 (The Fleshpisode)
Welcome back! This week Zach and Scott are continuing their journey through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ch 5-8)
We talk about all things flesh, Robert Pattinson, and oh... some Harry Potter too.
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Harry Potter - Ep 40 (Am I A Children?)
Welcome back! It's time to join Zach and Scotty as they dive into the first 4 chapters of THE FINAL BOOK!
The end of this epic story is near, and as much as we don't want it to end, we're very excited about all the fun things we have in store for you all! So, whether you're listening on your morning ride to work, working out, drinking your coffee, or even making love, we TRULY hope you're as excited as we are to kick this book off with us.
As ALWAYS, thank you so much for your continued support!
Sincerely,
Two Dipshits
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Harry Potter - Ep. 39 (Hooked On Phonix)
WELCOME BACK! This is the epic finale of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!
We hope you love it as much as we did!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 38 (Power Through the Chafe)
Welcome back! It's time for Scott and Zach to discuss, arguably, one of the most highly anticipated sections of Half-Blood Prince!
The Seer Overheard, The Cave, The Lightning Struck Tower... Oh man, it's a doozy!
Harry Potter - Ep. 37 (Uncle Brother)
Welcome back to the We Don't Wanna Podcast! Join Scott, Zach, and EXTRA special guest AMANDA! AKA My Wife, AKA Salamander, AKA Satan, AKA, The Devil, AKA Pure Evil.
We're discussing Ch 22-24 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Enjoy!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 36 (Getting on to Midnight)
Scott and Zach dive back in to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (ch. 19-21), Creed, and Hades.
Thanks for listening
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Harry Potter - Ep. 35 (The Ol’ Dip n Dazzle)
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Harry Potter - Ep. 34 (It's Built Different, Bro!)
Welcome back! This week join Zach and Scott as we journey though HBP ch 12-14 and Scott is a real insufferable shitheell. Enjoy!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 33 (Magical Five-0)
Zach and Scott discuss Ch. 7-11 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! This week is a special "musical" episode. We hope you love it!
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[BONUS] HPxHalfDrunk Special: What Happened to Voldy?
Welcome back! Enjoy this very special episode where Zach joins friends of the pod Sam and Emily from Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Podcast to sip on some Highballs and discuss our thoughts on what really happened that fateful night in Godric's Hollow.
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Harry Potter - Episode 32 (The Octopus Office)
Scott and Zach discuss Harry Potter and the Half Blood PRUNCE ch. 4-6
Oh, and The Octopus Office.... we discuss that too.
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Harry Potter - Episode 31 (Reese Witherspoon)
The time has arrived for Scott and Zach to dive into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Join us as we discuss the first few chapters of the book!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 30 (The Perfect Piggyback)
Here it is, the climax and wrap up of Book 5! Zach, Scott and Jake discuss Dumble's decisions and the prophecy.
Thank you Jake for being an awesome friend and doing this with us, we greatly appreciate it.
Harry Potter - Ep. 29 (The Ol' Mushroom Stamp)
Make A Wish Jake joins Scott and Zach on their discussion of the final 3 chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We go DEEP on HP lore and some big time character decisions. It's a fun one and SO PACKED with goodies that we had to break it up into two parts. Enjoy!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 28 (Pasta Sauce)
Scott and Zach continue their journey though Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We have finally arrived at the Dept. of Mysteries. Time Room, Mind Room, Death Room, Prophecy Room.. and so much more. This episode is PACKED with one of the most dense batches of this book.
Scott shares his pulse check Power Rankings of his least favorite to favorite characters in the series (so far!)
[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 2 of 2)
Part 2 and Finale of our top movies of the 2010's. Join Zach, Scott and guest Chazz as we finish the last 3 years, along with our decade of awards, and come to a consensus final top 10 list. As usual, its a mess. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Ep. 27 (Don't Wash Your Chinchilla)
Great life advice about Chinchillas in this Harry Potter walkthrough.
Scott and Zach discuss chapters 30-32 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
RAZZLE DAZZLE!
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[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 1 of 2)
Zach, Scott and Chazz all come from very different backgrounds and all have a very different relationship with film, so this provides a very unique perspective on stand out films from each year for EVERYONE, not just your run of the mill "film buff."
Next week, you get to listen to us round off the decade and try, unsuccessfully, to come to a consensus TOP TEN list of the decade. Needless to say, its a god damn hot mess. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Ep. 26 (The Ol' Snape n Snoop)
Scott and Zach continue discussing Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. (Chapters 26-29)
IS THAT DUMBLEDORE'S MUSIC I HEAR?! Scott has a god damn blast with the MVP Dumbledore in this batch. Also we talk about genitalia a little too much here.
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Harry Potter - Ep. 25 (The Return of Gilderoy Lockhart)
Scott and Zach discuss chapters 22-25 of Order of the Phoenix
IS THAT GILDEROY LOCKHART'S MUSIC WE HEAR!?!?!?!
One Piece - Ep. 25 (Scott Didn't Want This Episode Title To Be Too Long So We Decided On "Storing Up A Load For Four Days" And Then FINALE At The End)
This is it folks! Last episode of the ONE PIECE Experience with Zach! We appreciate you so much for joining us on this journey! It was so much fun and you all made it even better!
Zach will continue to watch One Piece and give regular check ins, however we will not continue the show as a walkthrough in this format.
Check out the Harry Potter Half of our show and hey! Tell your fuckin grandma to listen to us!
Harry Potter - Ep. 24 (Snakeman or Just a Snake)
Scott and Zach discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (17-21) Secret DADA groups, toadstools don't poop, and Scott talks about how Quidditch is the best sport ever invented.
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One Piece - Ep. 24 (Sloppy Wet Business)
In episode 24 of WDW: One Piece, Zach and Scott take a wild ride through Netflix shows, Youtube Music, and Google image searches.... OH! Yeah, and we talk a LITTLE bit about the PENULTIMATE batch of One Piece episodes (121-125)
We're approaching the end of this not so "reluctant" journey, and we just want to say we appreciate you giving us a listen. One episode left of WDW: One Piece and BOY has it been a ride. So glad for all of you who have stuck around.
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Harry Potter - Episode 23 (Namaste)
Scott and Zach discuss some more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix after some ASMR and like.. yoga or something.
One Piece - Ep. 23 (Stinker Finger)
Zach and Scott discuss One Piece episodes 116-120
The ONE PIECE branch of WDW is coming to and end very soon! Let us know what you'd like to see us reluctantly journey through next!
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Harry Potter - Ep. 22 (Choke the Goblin)
Scott and Zach dive into Chapters 6-11 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
One Piece - Ep. 22 (Supersonic Death Squadron)
Zach and Scott approach the climax of the Alabasta Saga and get DEEP in discussion about episodes 111-115
This is a HOT and SWEATY batch.
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Harry Potter - Ep. 21 (It's Like "Creature!")
Scott and Zach jump head first into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Chapters 1-5)
Scott also shares a HUGE revelation about his Harry Potter knowledge. This explains so much.
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One Piece - Ep. 21 (Pirates Go Right)
Zach and Scott discuss SOME GOD DAMN BANGERS (episodes 106-110), a "meaty chunk"
Needless to say, Zach had an ass ton of fun with this batch. Hopefully you do too!
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