Welcome 2 Show
By Social Deviants Podcasts
retrospectively review a movie per episode.
We have topics such as:
Casting Director: we review the actors for the film and discuss whether someone else may have been a better choice.
Script Doctor: analyzing bits of the story and coming up with ways that could have made a more interesting story (if possible).
It’s Just so Ridiculous! which is where we showcase things in this film that just made no damn sense.
The Kim Coppola Award: Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
We also share our Repeatable Quotes, what type of remake we would like to see (if it should be remade) and if we or you would recommend the movie!
Welcome 2 ShowDec 30, 2020
Our Catch Up Reviews!
This week on Welcome 2 Show, we take a look back at the following reviews and provide our official scores and Kim Coppola winners!
- Ghostbusters (1984)
- The Matrix
- Unbreakable
- The Dark Knight
- Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
- Zombieland
Anna and the Apocolypse
We laughed, we cried, we wasted an hour and a half. This week, Anna and the Apocolypse tried to sing its way into our hearts, and instead, stuck a candy cane lawn ornament into our skulls and turned us into the undead, just like the rest of the people in this film.
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Lethal Weapon
You HAVE to kick the Christmas season off right, with Thankskilling! Just kidding, Lethal Weapon!
As Devo said, this movie starts off with 2 of the best things, Jingle Bell Rocks and tits!
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Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian Chapter 14: The Tragedy
And WHAT a tragedy it was! So much loss, but so much gain for our hosts! Find out who scored big, and hear more of our wild predictions for the second to the last episode of The Mandalorian Season 2!!!
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BASEketball
Professional sports have changed forever, and BASEketball is our future. We uncover every single team in the league, unanimously determine the recipient of the Kim Coppola Award, and reminisce on some of the dirty, dirty low-brow jokes that shaped Devo's young adulthood.
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Ahsoka Tano Kicks Our Asses in the Mandalorian Chapter 13: The Jedi
It wouldn't be Fantasy TV if we didn't go through our prediction results for Chapter 13: The Jedi. Clint did amazing, as did The Guch - but Devo went out there with some WILD predictions and scored some points.
As we finish off our gushing over this episode, we try to use our smooth brains to figure out where we think this story is going to go for Chapter 14.
Some of these predictions include:
- Evil Grogu
- Obi-Wan Kenobi's wonderous return.
- MARA JADE!?
- Moff Gideon Awesomeness
- TALON KARRDE!?
- How Boba Fett will return
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The Platform
Let's great ready for Thanksgiving with a film that honors gluttony and taking a dook on someone's face. That's right, this week we chat about The Platform! It's a bonkers look at an allegory for a society that features some dark humor, interesting twists, and a journey that keeps your eyes peeled.
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Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian Chapter 12: The Siege
On this week's Fantasy TV, we review our scores from Chapter 12, chat about how the episode was surprisingly bad ass and get ready for Chapter 13.
How are your guesses coming? Be sure to leave us a voicemail with what you think will happen in Chapter 13! We'll choose a few messages and play them on the show!
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Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE!!!
This week, we wax nostalgic and go back to the eighties to chat about one of the greatest comedies of all time!
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Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian Chapter 11: The Heiress
This week on Fantasy TV, Clint f*cking MURDERS Devo and Clint with his Chapter 10 predictions, taking a 10.5 point lead for first place, with Devo rounding out the bottom.
Not only do we go over our Chapter 10 predictions, we chat about how god damn awesome Chapter 11 was. On top of that, Devo and Clint seem pretty lined up with what they think will occur come Chapter 12!
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The Star Wars Holiday Special
This week we prepare for Wookiee Life Day with the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special!
If you haven't seen it already, I highly recommend that you do. It really is just as bad as everyone has made it out to be, let's tell you why.
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Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian S02E03 Predicitions
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Fantasy TV is BACK with more Mandalorian predictions.
After a strong showing in Week 1, Devo completely craps the bed this time around as he and Lucho get nada.
Clint on the other hand, came through.
How's you're scoring so far? Let us know!
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The Invisible Man (2020)
DEVIANTS! This week we watched The Invisible Man (2020).
In what was originally supposed to launch the Dark Universe, Universal cancels those plans and treats this as a standalone thriller that knocks it out of the park.
Be sure to tweet us @welcome2show with your thoughts on the movie.
Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian S02E02
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, welcome to Fantasy TV!
We kick off this week's pod by recapping last week's predictions. Spoiler alert - one of us started off strong.
We then move on to our Episode 2 predictions. What's going to happen with Mando and The Child? Will any previous characters show up in this episode?
So grab your notebook, write down your predictions, and play Fantasy TV with us!
Be sure to tweet us @welcome2show or use the hashtag #fantasytv to share your predictions with us! We'll chat about them in the next episode.
Vampires VS The Bronx
DEVIANTS! This week we watched Vampires VS The Bronx.
It was a fun, modern take on vampires and kids overcoming evil.
Be sure to tweet us @welcome2show with your thoughts on the movie.
Fantasy TV - The Mandalorian S02E01
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, welcome to Fantasy TV!
The only podcast where we take fantasy sports and apply it to your favorite TV shows.
This season, we're playing along with The Mandalorian Season 2! Based upon the happenings of the first season, coupled with what we've seen in the trailer - your hosts Devo, The Clintoris, and The Guch make their predictions as to what will occur in Episode 1, as well as the rest of the season.
So grab your notebook, write down your predictions and play Fantasy TV with us!
Be sure to tweet us @welcome2show or use the hashtag #fantasytv to share your predictions with us! We'll chat about them in the next episode.
Killer Klowns From Outerspace
It's time to take a ride on the nightmare merry-go-round! This week we prepare our Halloween celebration with a classic B Horror Movie from the roarin' Eighties: Killer Klowns From Outspace!
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Black Mirror: Striking Vipers
We took gaming (and podcasting) to the next level as we discuss the Black Mirror episode: Striking Vipers.
We laugh, we almost cry and we explore what social commentary we felt Black Mirror was trying to make. But most of all, we fucked a polar bear and we can't get you out of our minds.
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Way of the Gun
This week we chat about the crime thriller Way of the Gun, starring Benicio del Toro and Ryan Phillippe, with Juliette Lewis, Taye Diggs, Nicky Katt, Scott Wilson, and James Caan in supporting roles.
Boy oh boy do we unpack some insanity in this episode from the foul mouth of Sarah Silverman's character to the freak nasty Francesca and a doctor that has some fucked up kinks.
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Message From The King
The Social Deviants discuss the revenge thriller starring Chadwick Boseman, Message From The King! We Jacob King, a man from Cape Town, South Africa who travels to Los Angeles in order to find his younger sister and then to avenge her death.
While the movie has a fairly serious tone, we do a masterful job of devolving into our typical deviancy.
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Guns Akimbo
The Social Deviants discuss the 2020 quasi-future Purge meets Twitch action film Guns Akimbo!
We cover such topics as: how is he going to piss with guns bolted to his hands, never trusting junkies, sucking clits, Stan Bush being the quintessential 80s victory composer, terrible gamer stereotypes, shooting dicks off and terrible visual effects.
That's Guns Akimbo baby.
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The Rise of Skywalker
We start of 2020 right, by chattings about the greatest Star Wars movie this decade and of the sequel trilogy (fuck you Guch).
Today we RISE with the Skywalkers in our review of Star Wars - Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.
+1 for sweet Zorii booty.
The Deviants DIE HARD
Deviants! Merry F’N Christmas!
to get ready for the holiday, we chat about one of the GREATEST Christmas movies ever; DIE HARD.
Commentary: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
This week to celebrate the release of Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker, the Deviants sat down to watch Attack of the Clones.
As a Producer Note from Devo, I was going to go through this ep and chop it up into a more consumable episode, but there's a lot of funny stuff on here and it wouldn't have made that much of a difference. You can sync this with the movie or seriously listen to it on your own merit.
So sit down and have fun!
Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
It's ALMOST Friday the 13th, so you know what that means?
It's time to get HIGH and HORNY and FUCK TO OUR DEATH at Camp Crystal Lake!
However, this movie spends literally minutes in the camp and sets sail to NEW YORK CITY!
Thankskilling: Laugh and Cry 70 Minutes Away
There are bad movies, and then there's ThanksKilling.
Brought to you by the minds behind Critters: Bounty Hunter and Craw Lake, join the journey of Turkie, a homicidal turkey brought to life through necromancy who is said to appear every five-hundred and five years to slaughter all Caucasians he encounters.
Yes, that's a movie.
Uhf: Hear About Wow Weird Al Yankovich's Lesser-Known Comedy Is One of the Best of Its Genre
Deviants, this week we had the pleasure to sit down and enjoy one of the hidden gems of the 1980s: Weird Al Yankovich's UHF. While less of a movie review and more of a love letter to all the hilarious moments in this film, we also hit a bit of a serious note at the end.
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Blade Runner
Hello Brade Runna!
Ya, we get inappropriate right off the bat, but hey, we have fun! We sat down to watch one of the slowest, but most influential science fiction movies ever made, Blade Runner!
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Are you prepared for the future?
We aren't! That's why we got together to watch one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made, Terminator 2: Judgement Day!
In preparation for the latest release in the Terminator franchise, Terminator: Dark Fate, we discuss all aspects of the greatest movie in said franchise and touch upon all other aspects we've encountered thus far.
So grab some popcorn and let's talk undefeatable robots (unless you're under 120 pounds) powered by psychotic AI!
Come with us if you want to live!
Zombieland
Deviants!
This week we rock the fuck out of Zombieland! We love when zombie movies don't take themselves too seriously, while at the same time bringing something new and fresh to the table.
There's a ton to cover in this episode, including an FMK that features a zombie stripper!
So grab your Twinkies and nut up or shut up!
Ghosbusters (1984)
I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Continuing our Halloween vibe, this week we sat down to discuss one of the greatest comedies ever made, the original Ghostbusters!
We laugh, we cry, and Clint gets disgusted at the sheer love had for Sigourney Weaver.
The Dark Knight
Deviants, Welcome 2 Show!
As we prepare for Joaquin Phoenix to take over the role of the Joker in DC's weird, new movie universe, we watched The Dark Knight in all of Heath Ledger's Joker goodness.
eXistenZ
Jack into your bio-ports kids as we get into the fleshy side of virtual reality in this weird as take on bio-virtual reality; eXistenZ!
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The Kim Coppola AwardAwarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
The Guch: Evgeny Nurish
Devo: Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allegra Geller
The Clintoris: Hugo Carla
Winner: Callum Keith Rennie and Hugo Carla
Movie DetailsDirected by David Cronenberg
Produced by David Cronenberg, András Hámori, Robert Lantos
Written by David Cronenberg
Starring
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Jude Law
Ian Holm
Don McKellar
Callum Keith Rennie
Sarah Polley
Robert A. Silverman
Christopher Eccleston
Willem Dafoe
Music by Howard Shore
Cinematography Peter Suschitzky
Edited by Ronald Sanders
Distributed by Miramax Films (US)
Release date April 23, 1999 (Canada/US)
Running time 97 minutes
Budget CAD$31 million, USD$15 million
Box office $2.9 million
Welcome 2 Show Review ScoresThe Guch: 8.5
Devo: 5
The Clintoris: 9.5
Overall: 7.5
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Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Welp, Devo fucked up. This week was supposed to be a look back at Hellboy (2004), but some dumb dumb accidentally deleted his recording.
So with Star Wars Celebration just around the corner, we deemed in appropriate to reshare our episode on Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
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The Kim Coppola AwardAwarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker
Movie DetailsDirected by George Lucas
Produced by Rick McCallum
Written by George Lucas
Starring
Liam Neeson
Ewan McGregor
Natalie Portman
Jake Lloyd
Ian McDiarmid
Anthony Daniels
Kenny Baker
Pernilla August
Frank Oz
Music by John Williams
Cinematography David Tattersall
Edited by Paul Martin Smith, Ben Burtt
Production company Lucasfilm Ltd.
Distributed by 20th Century Fox
Release date May 19, 1999 (United States)
Running time 133 minutes
Budget $115 million
Box office $1.027 billion
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Join thPet Semetary
In celebration of the release of the remake, we break the barrier and dig our toes into the sour ground of the original Pet Semetary.
We laughed, we groaned, we kissed 2 hours goodbye. Bury your dead and hope they don’t come back so you can avoid this film!
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Deviant Casting Director- Fred Gwynne was perfect as Jud
- WENDIGO! SHOW ME, THE FUCKING WENDIGO!
- Apparently the visions that Louis and Ellie have are hints that they possess the Shining
- Is digging up a body in broad daylight the best idea?
- Gage was a DJ in the movie Tropic Thunder!?
- Do you think kids playing in horror movies fucks them up?
- How far WAS the Micmac burial ground?
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- It’s not the actual Pet Semetary that’s the evil part, it’s the Micmac burial grounds, and it looked like Jud and Louis had to travel FAR to get there.
- Stephen King Failure - The truck that kills Gage was NOT featured in another Stephen King movie: Maximum Overdrive.
- Mom: “He probably went out for a hamburger, or a chicken dinner dear. You know how men are when they’re alone!”
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
- The Guch: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
- Devo: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
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- God awful acting
- Pussy-fish-like handshake
- The Clintoris: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
Winner: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
Deviantly Repeatable QuotesJud: “Christ on his throne, no!”
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Johnny Blaze Award: March 2019
The professionals honor the best, the Deviants honor the worst. With the creation of the weekly Kim Coppola Award, we highlight the absolute worst of the month with the Johnny Blaze Award.
Each month, all 4 Kim Coppola Award winners are then submitted as nominees for the Johnny Blaze Award, honoring the worst actor featured in that month. Like the Kim Coppola Award, the Johnny Blaze Award winner is selected by a plurality vote from the entire eligible voting hosts.
For the month of March 2019, here are your nominees:
The Nominees For The March Johnny Blaze Award Green BookViggo Mortensen as Tony Lip
Wing CommanderMatthew Lillard as Lt. Todd 'Maniac' Marshall
RavenousDavid Arquette as Pvt. Cleaves
Mad MaxTim Burns as Johnny the Boy
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RavenousAmazon: https://amzn.to/2TDaF8D
iTunes: https://apple.co/2O1rFPP
Mad MaxAmazon: https://amzn.to/2un57zX
iTunes: https://apple.co/2HORHEF
March Johnny Blaze Award WinnerClint: Maniac | Johnny the Boy
Guch: David Arquette | Maniac
Devo: Johnny the Boy | David
Winner: Matthew Lillard
Show QuotesLucho: “Without Matthew Lillard that movie wouldn’t even be a 3, it would be a -10!”
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Clint: “The way I feel right now, is the way I feel when you guys bloviate about Sigourney Weaver’s supposed beauty.”
Mad Max
Celebrating its 40th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Mad Max!
We are the Nightriders!
We’re a fuel injected suicide machine!
We’re a rocker, we’re a roller, we’re out-of-controller!
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Deviant Casting Director
- Tom Hardy was great, but you want to keep it with the Aussies, gotta go Hugh Jackman.
- Bubba looked like Johnny Lee Miller, coulda been Matthew Lillard too!
- Hugh Laurie as Goose
- Rob Halford as Fifi
- Bill Murray as Johnny the Boy
- Robin Williams as Toecutter
- The fuck is the baby playing with a gun for!?!?
- I am a roody poo, candy ass!
- Toecutter holding the shotty near his face then blasts it, fucker would be deaf!!
- No fucking car seats for the kid!?!?
- WHO’S WATCHING THE FUCKING BABY!?!?
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- Mel’s off to the forest
- Mom is breaking down
- Grannie on the phone
- Was Max’s Interceptor an automatic? Because that shit would be impossible to drive with a blasted leg.
- How EASY is it to find people in this movie!?
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
Guch - MFP Mechanic | Johnny the Boy
Devo - Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy | Toecutter
Clintoris - Toecutter | Johnny the Boy
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Winner: Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy
DeviRavenous
Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Ravenous!
How to enjoy this episode:
- Crack open a beer
- Grill a piece of meat ULTRA MEDIUM-RARE
- Drink and eat bloody meat
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Deviant Casting Director
- Robert Carlyle is a perfect villain, but I’d love to see someone like Samuel L Jackson try on the role. Maybe Tilda Swinton?
- John Boyd is a man struggling with his demons, and those demons are the need to eat people.
- Neal McDonough is a badass, the scene with him in the river is insane.
Deviant Script Doctor
- The “main” cast is wiped out within the first half of the movie.
It’s Just so Ridiculous!
- There’s no fucking way Guy Pierce survives that jump right?
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- Dude had a nasty compound fracture, wouldn’t he have gotten gangrene or something?
- Colonel Ives is so nonchalant, pragmatic about it, feeding the chickens, holding someone’s skeleton hand, ridiculous lol
The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
The Guch - David Arquette
Devo - David Arquette - “Sometimes I just hate his face.”
The Clintoris - Jeffery Davies
Overall - David Arquette
Deviantly Repeatable Quotes“HE WAS LICKING ME!” - Toffler
“Breakfast, lunch and reinforcements.” - Col. Ives / F.W. Colqhoun
Deviant Remake
- There has to be an industry-wide st
February Johnny Blaze Award
The professionals honor the best, the Deviants honor the worst. With the creation of the weekly Kim Coppola Award, we highlight the absolute worst of the month with the Johnny Blaze Award.
Each month, all 4 Kim Coppola Award winners are then submitted as nominees for the Johnny Blaze Award, honoring the worst actor featured in that month. Like the Kim Coppola Award, the Johnny Blaze Award winner is selected by a plurality vote from the entire eligible voting hosts.
For the month of February 2019, here are your nominees:
The Nominees For The February Johnny Blaze Award Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Sean Young as Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle - 1
AkiraThe entire English dub. - 1
Bill & Ted’s Excellent AdventureRobert V. Barron as Abraham Lincoln - 1
8MMNicolas Cage as Tom Welles - 4th - 0
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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February Johnny Blaze Award WinnerRobert V Barron as Abraham Lincoln
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Wing Commander
Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Wing Commander!
Wing Commander was a victim of trying to jump on the new hotness that was movie adaptations of popular video games. After the success(?) of Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, somebody somewhere decided that Hollywood needed to experience the thrill of space combat with Wing Commander.
Of course, this movie would go down in a burning furball of glory.
Awesome special effects inspired by the greats of sci-fi? Negative.
Historical accuracy to the source material? Negative.
Gripping acting to at least keep you in the space? Double negative.
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Deviant Casting Director
- The acting is atrocious!
- Was Freddie Prinze trying for an accent?
- Panaka from guard from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is in it! And he’s a Brit!
- Mark Hamill the voice of Merlin? Mark was also a voice on the Wing Commander Academy animated show
Deviant Script Doctor
- The space station was in an asteroid, pretty cool, have we seen that before?
- Zulu time? Wtf is that?
- They do this thing that Star Wars n Star Trek to a lesser degree always seemed to avoid: somehow they’re more technologically advanced (space travel, simulated gravity, etc), yet much of their tech is inferior to ours (computer screens, floppy discs, etc)
- What good is a self-destruct if it malfunctions?!
- The one-liners are terrible. “Buy one get one free”?
- “He really is a good guy once you get to know him.” Is that a popular phrase?
- The Kilrathi were g
Green Book
Shit gets a little serious when we decided to watch the movie that won Best Picture at the 2019 Oscars.
That movie: Green Book.
An enjoyable movie, but not without backlash. We dive into some of the issues that were expressed on social media in regards to how Green Book tackles racism.
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8MM
If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you. And the devil definitely changed us with 8MM.
The winner of the Kim Coppola Award goes to none other than Nic Cage!
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Strange things are afoot at the Social Deviants.
We jump into our phone booth and head back in time to check out Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!
Was it as bogus or as excellent as we remember?
Akira
Good for health, bad for education.
Continuing our trek through yesteryear's vision of 2019, we take a look at Akira, the insanely popular anime.
This week's Kim Coppola Award is a little shocking, but honestly well deserved.
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAA!
TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!
Ace Ventura
When a grown man who talks out of his ass dedicates his life to solving crimes of the animal kingdom, you get Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
This Jim Carrey vehicle helped launch him into superstardom, and the film helped form the sick and twisted humor that Devo possesses.
The Matrix
We took this week off, so we thought it would be fun to dig through the archives and find a movie from the past: The Matrix!
The beer was flowing and the spit was swapping! Here are some of the topics we covered:
- Influence of the film on the movie industry
- Influence on society
- How influential is it on people born after it debuted? Do they even know what it is? Does it hold a place in their hearts like Star Wars?
- Where does it rank in terms of the best Sci-Fi franchises of all time?
- Future of the franchise
The Running Man
Hosted by Devo, The Guch and The Clintoris; we take a look back at the amazing neo-future dystopia film The Running Man!
Arnie has to fight for his life in a crazy reality TV style game show.
Who was your candidate for the Kim Coppola Award!?
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Unbreakable
The beginning the M. Night Shyamalan's superhero trilogy! The Deviants break it down whether this is actually a superhero film.
Star Wars vs Star Trek: Part IV
We wrap up our 4 part series after nearly a year (see Instagram for more details: @socdeviants) in the epic battle of Star Wars vs Star Trek!
Who do you have winning the battle!?
Star Wars VS Star Trek 3
It's getting to the nitty gritty Deviants! We have even MORE Star Wars vs Star Trek battles!
This week it's:
- Gul Dukat vs Cassian Andor
- Commander Spock vs Chirrut Imwe
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard vs Grand Admiral Thrawn
- Han Solo vs Captain James T. Kirk