We're Just Here to Help
By Dog Lawyer Productions
We're Just Here to HelpJun 12, 2018
Prospectus 2020
A reunion podcast! With meandering conversation that lacks structure! Bold statements! Karina & Matt are back.
Is, Uh, Jimmy Carter Still Available?
Matt and Karina discuss Barr's testimony, his non-testimony and Mueller's potential upcoming testimony. They they add a new quadrant to the Heironymous Bosch Hellscape and do some "Irresponsible 2020 Speculation".
House Plant 2020
Matt and Karina discuss SCOTUS taking up the citizenship question on the Census, discuss Biden joining the 2020 race , the get into a big argument that includes a bunch of "Irresponsible Speculation".
The Party of Moral Clarity
Matt and Karina discuss the revelations of the heavily redacted Mueller report, the path forward for the Democratic party. billionaires rebuilding Notre Dame and nothing else and how Liz Warren is the Hermione of the Democratic Party
Take Care of Your Cat Assponge!
Matt and Karina discuss the fire at Notre Dame, the arrest of Julian Assange, President Trump's harassment of Ilhan Omar, and everyone's favorite segment "Irresponsible Speculation".
The Nielsen Ratings...Are Bad
Matt and Karina discuss Kirstjen Nielsen's firing, the DHS defunding their domestic terrorism unit, Michael Cohen finds more documents, and a new segment called "This Week's F*ck Up".
Space Wizard Mike Pence Defunds the Special Olympics
Matt and Karina discuss Barr's letter to his original letter, would Matt save America?, more stupidity from the Trump White House, add a new quadrant to the Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape, give you a heads up on the upcoming budget battle and discuss 2020 and Biden's bosom bumping.
Where in the World is Matt Abedi?
Karina and Corey discuss how Matt was probably poisoned by Popeyes, the continued reaction to Barr's letter, Trump's monkey paw on Obamacare, grim news from the border and "Irresponsible Speculation".
Cirrhosis of the SCROTUS
Matt and Karina unpack Barr's Mueller report summary, talk about the Trump administration's move on the Golan Heights, shake our heads at Michael Avenatti and decide how we as a country need to move forward. .
Grab the Bleach and Holy Water
Matt and Karina take bets on the Mueller report, talk about the good work Andrew Gillum and Stacey Abrams are doing, add several quadrants to the Hieronymus Bosch hellscape and then get into a 20 minute argument about 2020 and polling.
We're Baaaaaaacck - Firing Squad Edition
Matt and Karina return from vacation and talk about Paul Manafort's sentencing, add a new quadrant to the Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape, ask "Is the Government Still Shut Down?", and discuss the entrance of Bernie and Beto into the 2020 race.
Send THE Check!!
Matt and Karina discuss the Cohen hearings, Republicans distancing themselves from Trump about the State of Emergency, reparations in 2020, and a new offshoot of "Irresponsible Speculation" called "Just Like Ole Karini Said"
The Cub Foods of Executive Overreach
Matt and Karina talk state of emergency, the hijinks in North Carolina, and everyone's favorite segment "Irresponsible Speculation"!
Throw Rancid Steaks to the Crowd
Matt and Karina discuss SCOTUS's latest abortion ruling, Ilhan Omar's tweets on Israel, dueling rallies on the Border, everyone's favorite segment "Is the Government Gone Be Closed Again" and a quick dip into the 2020 Presidential Pool.
We Could Have Watched Mike Tyson's One Man Show
Karina and Matt discuss Ralph Northam's (Gov of Virginia) potential resignation, General's turning on Trump, our reaction to the State of the Union (not good) and quick news on the Trump Inauguration Committee's legal trouble.
Expiration Date 2019
Matt and Karina discuss the Rodger Stone indictment, check if the government is still shut down and why not, then speculate on some 2020 candidates.
Don't Fill Up On Bread
Matt and Karina discuss the Trump Administrations Transgender Ban, "Is the Government Still Shut Down?", they speculate on Democratic candidates in 2020, and everyone's favorite segment "Irresponsible Speculation".
Pour One Out For Laika (and Democracy)
Matt and Karina go through all the very obvious evidence that Donald Trump is a Russian agent, then serve up a tasting menu of segments: "Is the Government Still Open?", Mitch McConnell's master plan, we add "A New Quadrant of the Heironymous Bosch Hellscape" in the form of $2000 worth of fast food, and finish up our trash meal with everyone's favorite segment "Irresponsible Speculation".
Conclusion Collusion/Racist Uncle Bedtime Story
Matt and Karina do a recap and analysis of Trump's address to the nation and the Dem rebuttal, discuss the latest Manafart bombshell, check in on everyone's favorite segment "Is the Government Shutdown?", add a new quadrant to "New Quadrant of Heironymous Bosch Hellscape" and follow it all up with a surprise "Irresponsible Speculation".
Hindsight 2020
Matt and Karina discuss John Kelly's exit interview, Sarah Huckabee Sanders inability to find another job, and do a whole bunch of segments: Is the Government Shut Down?, Irresponsible Speculation and Best Moment of 2018.
Rocket Fuel in a Honda
Matt and Karina discuss the erratic stock market, high level resignations in the Trump Administration and introduce a new segment: "Is the Government Shut Down Right Now?"
Mueller's Coming Down the Chimney
Cheating on Democracy
A Pumice Stone for the Soul
A New Quadrant of a Hieronymus Bosch Hells-cape
A Very Intelligent Troll
An Obese Cornered Tiger
Wake Up From Your Coffins and Vote!
Willing to Sacrifice Minor Discomfort for Democracy
Grim Reaper 2020
"If You Think That's Crazy"
Last Gasp for Democracy
Geriatric Beavis & Butthead
A Letter from 65 Bears
America vs. GOPredator
Antibiotic Resistant Republicans
Shut Up Get a Lawyer
Take the L Manafart
The Monet of Obstruction of Justice
*very briefly