We Write Sex
By Rob, Laura, Rik and Mei Mei
We Write SexOct 10, 2018
Summer Special 2019
Guess who's back... Back again...
...with a special guest!!!! Yep, this is a very special episode as the story has been written by We Write Sex Super-Fan, Amanda! Like the previous special, it takes the form of a play and we all have a part to read. We hoped bringing in a new scribe would make it more sexy. Spoilers: It doesn't.
Hope you enjoy
Easter Special 2019
We're back with a one off special! Why is it so special? Well, we decided to try something a little different. This episode does not feature the usual story read-aloud by one of the gang. Instead, Rob has written an erotic radio play with parts for everyone. Don't worry - it still contains the usual sordid amount of sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy
S2E12 - Everything Must Have an End (Part 2)
As usual, the hosts discuss a few odd things other than the story itself. This week expect to hear our musings on whether the Thomas the Tank Engine theme is appropriate sex music and how many micro-penises the average person should encounter in their lifetime.
We'd like to offer a big THANK YOU to everyone who has listened this season. We will surely be back next year x
S2E11 - Everything Must Have an End (Part 1)
We also reveal the title of the book!!!!
Enjoy
S2E10 - The Twin Dilemma (Part 2)
S2E9 - The Twin Dilemma (Part 1)
We should point out that any similarity to a popular kids TV from the early 90s is entirely coincidental. (At least thats what Laura says)
Enjoy!
S2E8 - Byron's Saviour (Part 2)
You can expect lots of talk on whether watching porn on a train is appropriate, yet more ramblings about soap (we're sorry) and the story ends with an absolute bombshell that you will NEVER see coming!
S2E7 - Byron's Saviour (Part 1)
Warning: you may not wish to listen if you have an affinity with Hamsters!
S2E6 - The Secret Back Passage (Part 2)
S2E5 - The Secret Back Passage (Part 1)
Rob also gives us a whole host of new words for breasts, a variety of mad accents, and Mei Mei shows a slight distaste for gingers.
S2E4 - The Rendezvous
S2E3 - Byron's Discharge
S2E2 - The Decision
S2E1 - Florence
That's right, Rob, Laura, Mei Mei and Rik have got another smutty tale to share with the world! We're so sorry! What can you expect from episode one? Love Nubbins, a lumberjack, Laura's lipstick that is disguised as a dildo, and we also try our hardest to get some free products by mentioning as many brands as we can. Did it work? You'll have to wait to find out!
As usual, this episode is for adults only.
Christmas Special 2017
We are joined by a special guest who treats us to an impromptu song, Rik samples the delights of VR porn and all of your favourite charcters are back, more brazen then ever before!
We hope you enjoy this festive offering. Merry Christmas!
S1E21 - *Final Analysis*
We'd like to thank all of you for listening each week. It's been a crazy ride filled with so much laughter. We'll be back for another series next year.
S1E20 - The Final Showdown
S1E19 - *Quiz*
Once again - don't forget next week is the FINAL chapter of series 1! It is set to be un-missable!
S1E18 - The Secret Liason
S1E17 - The Missing Underwear (Part 2)
S1E16 - The Missing Underwear (Part 1)
S1E15 - *Special*
S1E14 - Faye's Secret (Part 2)
S1E13 - Faye's Secret (Part 1)
S1E12 - The Abduction
Mei Mei returns with a vengence, delivering a chapter so fiendishly constructed that your head will struggle to keep up! Is the investigation over? Are Faye and Clive's nights of fun at the local copse coming to an end? Expect twists galore as well as a hippo's yawn, some bunting and a mystery card.
S1E11 - The Return *Analysis*
The drunken shenanigans continue as we take a look back over Laura's chapter. Amongst the usual waffle, we express our views on Emily and Daniel's club toilet rendezvous, Faye and Clive's midnight adventures as well as our favourite new character - Dick Felt. Enjoy.
S1E10 - The Return
This episode was recorded under the influence of copious amounts of booze. Expect much more slurring, swearing and snorting than normal. Laura's second chapter delving deeper into the world of Turner-Finch might be the greatest yet. Look out for the Peacock brothers, nightclub shenanigans and a perverted fox!
S1E9 - *Omnibus*
Yet again, we appologise for no new chapter this week. Instead, Rob presents a special omnibus episode where he reads you the entire juicy story so far - a perfect way to catch up if you've missed anything. So, relax and enjoy, things are about to get a little sexy...
S1E8 - Inspector Blackthorne (Part 2)
The concluding part of Rik's double whammy! We find out who the mystery visitor was who interupted last week's steamy finally, Meims tells of a naked bike ride, and it's time for Nicole to answer some of Inspector Blackthorne's questions. As always, this episode contains sex, filth and filthy sex.
S1E7 - Inspector Blackthorne (Part 1)
How will the employees of Turner-Finch react to what happened to Magnus? Will Nicole be in the slammer? Will someone slam her? Find out in part 1 of Rik's latest offering!
S1E6 - *Special*
Sadly there is no new chapter this week. We would love to say it is a mark of respect after the events of the last chapter. But no, it's just because we've been too busy to write erotica! The story will continue next week, but for now enjoy this Q&A with the four authors.
S1E5 - Magnus
The long awaiting arrival of Turner-Finch CEO Magnus does not dissapoint! Expect a catty rivalry, drugs, a clinic and a very dodgy northern accent. The sexy world of a top advertising agency just gets more and more intriguing!
S1E4 - A Sexual Awakening
Mei Mei writes this week's chapter - A Sexual Awakening. Could this awakening be the lovely Faye finally becoming part of Turner Finch's debauched world of sex and desire? You'll have to listen to find out!
S1E3 - The Campaign
Time for the girls to step up to the plate! The Campaign has been written by Laura, and she has changed things up somewhat. Expect more sordid situations than ever before! As usual, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex!
S1E2 - The Steel Chair
This week's chapter, The Steel chair has been penned by Rik. So if you hate it, are offended or even turned on - you know who to blame! Turner-Finch's latest employee, Daniel, is about to meet his team. Can the Ice Man keep his cool?
S1E1 - The Sultry Russian
We Write Sex kicks off with Rob reading the first chapter to the group. Entitled 'The Sultry Russian', expect a surprising interview, a blonde bombshell and a very steamy first encounter!