Blend It Media (formerly Will it Homestuck)
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Blend It Media (formerly Will it Homestuck)Feb 03, 2024
How to Determine a Vantas
A SUDDEN RETURN - How to find a Karkat Vantas, Kankri, or Signless from Homestuck in ANY piece of media! GET MERCH HERE CHAPTERS: Intro: 00:00 General traits: 02:14 Karkat: 06:22 Kankri: 15:34 Signless: 29:35 Outro: 39:51 Find the people in this vid: Bucky Robin Rif Jonaya Further Reading: The Function of Fascism by Kay and Skittles Written by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Mio Voiced by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Jonaya KARKAT: Rif DAVE & KANKRI: Bucky LATULA & KANAYA & PORRIM: Jonaya VRISKA: Anna POSSUM: Possum Content Warning: Reclaimed use of the word “queer;” discussion of sexism and sexist language; discussion of ableism and ableist language; discussion of misogyny and revolution. This video contains major spoilers for Shrek (2001); Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012); She-Ra and the Princesses of Power; Steven Universe; Twilight; Revolutionary Girl Utena; Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood; My Hero Academia; Adventure Time; Gurren Lagann; Avatar: The Last Airbender; The Lorax; and Hadestown. Minor spoilers may be present for Gravity Falls; Hades (2020); Over the Garden Wall; The Witcher series; Invader: Zim; Bojack Horseman; The Mitchells vs. The Machines; Finding Nemo; The Lord of the Rings; Trolls; Kare Kano; and Horimiya. Art from: Karkat: Pesterquest The Signless: https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-1-254391923, https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-2-254393389 Adam Parrish: https://theravenboys.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Parrish?file=Maggie_Adam_01.jpg Ministrife Sprites: https://www.deviantart.com/koko-nya/art/PNG-HOMESTUCK-MINISTRIFE-420118550 Couch - Photo by Mora Mitchell on Unsplash https://unsplash.com/s/photos/living-room-couch?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText Snowy Woods - Photo by Siora Photography on Unsplash https://unsplash.com/photos/tree-covered-with-snow-during-daytime-1EiRxYbOHA0?utm_content=creditCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=unsplash Flaming Text: https://cooltext.com/Logo-Design-Burning Sounds from: Iron Knight by DJ Sai Tae and Iron Infidel by Samm Neil from ColoUrs and Mayhem: Universe A https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/colours-and-mayhem-universe-a-b #problematicfav by theh0nestman, Solus Vates by TempiTunes, and March 9f the Insuffera6le by Toris Crow from The Homestuck Fan Musicians’ Beforus https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/beforus Heavy Snaking and Table for Tooth by Toby Fox and James Roach from the Hiveswap: Act 1 Soundtrack KARKALICIOUS BUT IT’S LOFI – Camyosh Karkat’s Theme by James Roach from Pesterquest Vol. 5 Galactic Cancer by Thomas Ferkol from Homestuck Vol. 8 Karkat’s Theme by Toby Fox from Alterniabound Homestuck - Black [Chill / LoFi Remix] by GR33NY Aimless Morning Gold by Michael Guy Bowman from The Wanderers Skaian Summoning by Toby Fox from Alternia Let’s All Rock the Heist by Robert J! Lake from Homestuck Vol. 8 Shade by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell from Medium Cancerous Core by Erik "Jit" Scheele from One Year Older Bilious by Alexander Rosetti from Genesis Frog BBC Sound Effect Library: Knocking: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07005115; Ball being kicked: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07028035 Samples taken from Fergalicious by Fergie and will.i.am, and Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce. Special thanks to: Possum for helping me record!! This tool to visualize Openbound: http://static.fugiman.com/openbound_dialogue.html These Openbound transcripts: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/readmspa-transcript-6_007163_Meenahquest__Part_1_transcript_and_walkthrough.html
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The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam
Happy Mother's Day! (In the US, anyways...) It's a day for the characters most likely to be assigned "Mom" by the text and the fans - the Maryams!! Welcome to The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam.
Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/
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Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space/
Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash
Music: Jade Sylph: https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/jade-sylph
How to Find a Gamzee
What is a clown? A whimsical pile of mistreatment at the hands of the narrative? Something more? Find out in this installment of the “How to Find a Character” series! Also, sorry that Bucky sounds congested; it’s because they have the plague and are horribly congested.
Learn more about Will it Homestuck at https://willithomestuck.com/
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space/
Daft: https://twitter.com/a_halcyon_e/ and ko-fi.com/daft_class
Cheat Sheet on How to Find a Gamzee: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck/status/1388547218169233409?s=20
Watch the original YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nou18IhqOI
Media and Writing featured in this video:
alpha Halcyon epsilon: https://mspfa.com/?s=27878&p=1
shyeinks: https://shyeinks.tumblr.com/post/647930272606715904/gamzees-face-with-and-without-makeup-im-working
childshgamzeeno: https://twitter.com/childshgamzeeno
DJ Terezi: https://djterezi.bandcamp.com/album/where-have-u-been and https://twitter.com/witchspinach
The Color of Corruption by Razbuten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L51xc6iqeaU
Purple Girls R Like: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1338064452025905157?s=20
“Lord English is England and Homestuck is America” - a thread on Homestuck and clowns: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1333293568581009408
Daft on why Hussie should have stayed away from Kanaya and Gamzee: https://eat-a-dicker.tumblr.com/post/171380331844/i-strongly-believe-that-hussie-should-have-stayed
Gamzee “Wow!!” comic: https://meteor-star.tumblr.com/post/190134880848/just-gonna-leave-this-here
“Wait, Gamzee’s the Anthy?”: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1282755378242101253?s=20
Kill Six Billion Demons (which you should read): https://killsixbilliondemons.com/
Daft and Momo on how to potentially write Gamzee respectfully: https://curiouscat.qa/tmblrusrgmz/post/1136336846
The Narrative Hates That You Like Gamzee: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1257214600157687808?s=20
All of Act 8: https://mspfa.com/?s=14278&p=1
The Egg Route: https://the-egg-route.tumblr.com/ or https://tapas.io/series/The-Egg-Route
April 2021 News Update
Hey, it's an update about what the heck has been going on!
Mutual Aid Resources:
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Get involved in your community masterpost: https://queeranarchism.tumblr.com/post/647054215110393857/hater-of-terfs-ive-already-reblogged-a-link-to
Podcast Links:
Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
Editing by Bucky.
Podcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
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How to Diagnose a Cronus
Welcome to the next installment in our series on character archetypes in Homestuck! This time, we're covering Cronus Ampora, fishboy extraordinaire. We're also not going to apologize for anything in this video.
Content warning for reclaimed use of the word "queer" and discussion of Cronus Ampora.
Watch the original: https://youtu.be/UZ7n84nUWnM
Episode Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRjNG9_gFnedQC0JMqbCTcnkGgntVTRuTDMJHeQWDJ36tvTIogmFSacQt8Zcbo9mZM1xPV0Y34dXctx/pub
Check out the cheat sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTcH8_xzCsHEy37l-OBFUfDz_hxqr4zkB1ORmMuiiWlD3t0X5nMw3XYctWspgfbyMhAZOOlj8I-Q4eq/pub
This is all for fun and is not serious character analysis. Please do not use this to be mean to other people about a cartoon character.
HOSTS:
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co
LINKS:
Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/
Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck J
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Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
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Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
Intro song by Nate Tronerud: https://soundcloud.com/natetronerudmusic/land-of-cruisin-and-bruisin
Outro song by Tittle: https://instagram.com/_tittle
Season Two Episode One Part One: Shrek
We're back for season two, baby!! Really really! In this episode, we tackle the American classic, Shrek, in the year of its 20th anniversary. Bucky is joined by longtime cohost Jonaya Riley, and their cool former Homestuck neighbor Kelso. It's time to get ogre your problems on this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?!
Content warnings: Swearing and crude language; brief discussion of anti-immigration policies and mention of the Holocaust; sex jokes; and as always, Vriskanalysis and gay shit.
Suggested Topics: Let Shrek Say Fuck, What is Shrek even a metaphor for?; Shreksperts on Shrekstory; Shrek is an American Icon; Donkey revelations; Donkey v. Jake Harley; Jade Vibes; A definitive Vriska decision.
Links to Donate:
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
Editing by and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuckBucky: https://radicallydifferent.spaceTJonaya: https://twitter.com/altuniversewash
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our website: https://willithomestuck.com
How to Diagnose a Vriska
We've been diagnosing Vriskas on our podcast for a while, but in this piece we dig into how we identify them in the wild. Plus, some news!
This piece was originally for the [S] Press Play audio zine. Find a link below to download the zine and hear the rest of the entries!!
DOWNLOAD THE ZINE: https://yoitscro.itch.io/s-press-play
LISTEN TO THE ZINE: https://zinestuck.bandcamp.com/album/s-press-play
HOSTS:
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co
LINKS:
Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/
Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck
Pledge to us on Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
Follow us on Twitch: https://twitch/.tv/willithomestuck
Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
Thumbnail by Jojo FunkMclovin: https://twitter.com/funkmclovin
Episode 12 Part III: Infinity Train (Books 1-3)
OWO? What's this?? A THIRD PART to the Infinity Train episode?? That's right folks - Bradley, Danni, and Tay are back once more to put the full cast of all three books of Infinity Train into a SBURB session! Join us as we get a ticket to ride one last time ;)
Content warning for: Some swearing; spoilers for Infinity Train books 1-3 as well as minor spoilers for The Adventure Zone: Amnesty; and an exorbitant amount of Randall.
Suggested Topics: Bad train puns; Speedrunning SBURB; Randall forms and consequences; Prince = Brad; Daisy-chaining SBURB Sessions; Tulip is the most important character in Homestuck; LARPing on call; Cain's turtle curse; I am forcibly escorted off the Infinity Train.
Links to donate:
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Editing by Bradley and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 16: Code Lyoko
Get ready to go digital in this week's episode on Code Lyoko! Bradley returns with server member Jett Gray to classpect the cast of the French cartoon. Did you know it's all available to watch for free on YouTube? I learned that while listening to this episode.
Content warning for: General violence and swearing.
Suggested Topics: Being downloaded into the hackerman network; References Only One Person Gets: The Podcast; Cute lil witch hood; Puppy love
Links to donate:
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Editing by and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Jett Gray: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWBn4kh4GTpxcy69PvfmAtg
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 15: Hamilton - An American Musical
WOAH A TUESDAY EPISODE??? THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, BUCKY IS ONE YEAR OLDER!! As a present to them and a fun, cool treat for everyone else, we are blasting off to America^2: Beyond Canon, a.k.a. Hamilton: An American Musical. Please enjoy this episode with Rif and Momo, as there will be no Part Two.
Content warning for: Mention of Lin Manuel Miranda's negative impact on the Hurricane Maria Relief Efforts; Discussion of the U.S. 2020 election; Discussions of bestiality; Discussion of Homestuck^2, Vriska, and Gamzee; Mention of circumstances of dubious consent; Discussion of American imperialism and slavery; and a gunshot sound at the end of the episode.
Suggested Topics: Detroit: Becoming Miku Binder; Admitting to Hamilton Crimes; LMM :handshake: Hussie; Dirkska; Scourge Crimes; Another Hussie, but a cartoon this time; Calliope is England and Caliborn is America; Comedic Peggy Irrelevancy; EOA1: The World Turned Upside Down; French Karkat; Really Trying To Jam Some More Hussies In Here; Bad Cherub Ideas: The Podcast; Murderstuck is a verb now; "This is the part where we kill each other."
Links to donate:
Article on Mutual Aid in Puerto Rico (2017): https://itsgoingdown.org/puerto-rico-building-future-based-mutual-aid/
Article on Mutual Aid in Puerto Rico (2020): https://nacla.org/news/2020/08/07/mutual-aid-and-survival-resistance-puerto-rico
Donate to Puerto Rico Rebuilds Campaign (via Mutual Aid Disaster Relief): https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/puerto-rico-rebuilds-campaign
Donate to Sanado Puerto Rico: Healing Puerto Rico (via Mutual Aid Disaster Relief): https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/sanando-puerto-rico-healing-puerto-rico
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Editing by Jonaya and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent
- Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash
- Rif: https://twitter.com/antleredCouncil or https://skeletorific.tumblr.com/
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 14 Part 2: Westworld (Season One)
Everybody get ready because this week we diagnose someone with Dualscar-kin. Yes, we're serious. Rif, Jonaya, and Bucky are back to put the errant cast of Westworld Season One into a SBURB session. As always, we manage to give it a twist, and equally consistently, we derail into hilarious places. Hop through a meteor portal to Westworld with us!
Content warning for: Spoilers for all of Westworld season one and a lot of season two, discussions of murder, bodily mutilation, and suicide; discussion of imperialism, colonialism, and slavery, as well as racism; brief mention of mind-control; and mention of sexual assault.
Suggested Topics: Weird Troll Shit; Making your dead friend's trollsona; Oops, All Ancestors; Actual, Real-Life Ships of Theseus; Using fanworks to justify decisions again; pages listen to Chumba Wumba; Necrodile Rights; Teddy Himbo Analysis
Links to donate:
Help wrongfully arrested protesters with legal funds - pslweb.org/donate4denver
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Editing by Jonaya and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent
- Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash
- Rif: https://twitter.com/antleredCouncil or https://skeletorific.tumblr.com/
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 14 Part 1: Westworld (Season One)
All aboard! Bucky returns with Jonaya and Rif to hop a train for Westworld. This dusty desert may be big enough for the two of us and several hundred other parkgoers, but its underbelly is more than a little seedy. Where will we choose to adventure in this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?
Content warning for: Spoilers for all of Westworld season 1; discussions of murder; discussions of sex; brief mention of bodily mutilation; several mentions of suicide; discussions of Gamzee and Vriska; discussion of imperialism, colonialism, racism, and slavery; discussion of non-consensual actions (mind-control specifically).
Should you choose to watch the show, there will also be an additional content warning for sexual assault.
Suggested Topics: Time-Space vs. Life-Doom Dichotomy; The Truth Come Out: Why Does Will And Logan Is Gay; Actual Protagonist Dolores Abernathy; "It's what Vriska would have wanted;" Bernard is a catgirl; What if Vriska Self-Reflected?
Links to donate:
Help wrongfully arrested protesters with legal funds - pslweb.org/donate4denver
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Editing by Jonaya and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent
- Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash
- Rif: https://twitter.com/antleredCouncil or https://skeletorific.tumblr.com/
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 12 Part II: Infinity Train Book 2 and 3
In this episode, Bradley, Danni, and Tay return to classpect the characters from Infinity Train Books 2 and 3. We get through some pretty meaty analysis on all of the characters, and some truly heartbreaking stuff at the end. "But wait!" you may say. "What about the SBURB session??" And my answer to that is... in the Infinity Train Part III episode!!!
Episode edited by Bradley and Bucky.
Content warning for: Sweaing; Complete spoilers for Infinity Train (books 1 - 3); Discussion of Gamzee and Eridan; Mention of David Bowie; Mention of sex; Discussion of death and murder.
Suggested Topics: Randall. Randall? Randall! Making decisions we didn't make last time; Lake Is Queer And Here's Why; Speedrunning Book 3; Brad has Prince Disease; Hazel and Tuba deserved better; Randallshipping.
Links to donate:
Help wrongfully arrested protesters with legal funds - pslweb.org/donate4denver
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Twitters:
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 13: Mary Poppins (1964)
Our very first patron, Sylph of Breath, joins Bucky with returning host Minty to diagnose the original Mary Poppins movie!! Did you guys remember that this one was a musical? Bucky sure didn't. Tune in for some incredibly hot classpecting analysis this week on Will it Homestuck?
Episode edited by Bucky.
Content warning for: Swearing, mention of suicide, and a reference to pussy hats. Additionally, we discuss an actor whose last name is technically the d-slur, although it isn't used as such.
Suggested Topics: We spent 90% of the episode classpecting and we're not sorry; Mary Poppins is a fae; Doom-Life Axis Discourse; How to Classpect Children: A Handy Guide; Does Mary Poppins Is Gay?
Links to donate:
Help wrongfully arrested protesters with legal funds - pslweb.org/donate4denver
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Podcast Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent
- Sylph: https://twitter.com/sylphofbreath12
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/
Episode 11 Part 2: Jessica Jones
Danni, Bucky, and Jonaya return to put the cast of Jessica Jones Season One in a SBURB session! Jonaya reveals her incredible idea for how we should organize the session, and we gleefully run with it.
Episode edited by Jonaya and Bucky.
Suggested Topics: Conceptualizing about God Tiers; JJE (Jessica Jones Epilogues); A Very Jam-Packed Sort of Frog; We made another horrifying amalgam sprite!; Ultimate!Kilgrave; What If We Just Set It Off Earth?; Hell State.
Content Warnings: Spoilers for Jessica Jones Season 1 and Avengers; Discussion of the ongoing fires; Discussion of violence, including death, abusive and controlling relationships, and child abuse; ASMR slurping sounds; and discussion of drug use.
This episode was edited by Jonaya Riley and Bucky Grant. The intro music is "Sunbanger" by Tittle, who can be found at _tittle on Instagram. The outro music is by Funk McLovin, who can be found on YouTube and Bandcamp.
Links to donate:
Homeless Black Trans Women fundraiser - https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund
The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/
PODCAST LINKS
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Twitters:
- Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
- Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent
- Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz
Episode 12 Part 1: Infinity Train Book 1
In this community episode, Danni, Tay, and Bradley tackle the first season of the TV show Infinity Train, a neat little series with a lot of Homestuck packed into it!
Episode edited by Bradley and Bucky.
Suggested Topics: How many Ones we got on this train?!; Someone is diagnosed with Gamzee; The Cat says trans rights.
Content warning: Spoilers for Infinity Train Season 1.
LINKS TO DONATE
Riot Kitchen Bail Fund: Venmo riotkitchen206
The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/
PODCAST LINKS
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck
Twitter: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
Join our Discord: discord.gg/F226ZVz
Episode 11 Part 1: Jessica Jones
Hey, what’s Jessica Jones doing here? Having an absolute blast confronting her trauma and being a badass, it seems! Mary Poppins is coming after these episodes, as Clever has departed the podcast. In the meantime, please enjoy Jonaya Riley, Danni Jager, and Bucky Grant classpecting the cast of Jessica Jones and generally having a very good time of it.
Suggested Topics: Passing the Torch; The first comprehensive summary on the show; Women deserve to get to be angry; Strong Women Good, and so are sandwiches; Prospit Dave?; Malcolm deserved better; Superheroes do a terrorism all the time!; Kilgrave is read for filth; Vriska puns.
Content Warnings: Complete spoilers for Jessica Jones Season One and minor spoilers for Seasons Two and Three; Discussion of violence, including abuse, trauma, sexual assault, eye trauma, suicide, murder, and torture; Disucssion of abortion; Mention of alcohol and drug use; Minor spoilers for Luke Cage Season One; and sexually suggestive jokes.
Edited by Jonaya Riley and Bucky Grant. Hosted by Bucky Grant, Jonaya Riley, and Danni Jager. Theme song by Tittle/@_tittle.
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The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/
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Statement by Bucky - Removal of Frozen Episodes
Please see the following link for the transcript of this statement: https://pastebin.com/HgCctFNQ
Here is the link to the original statement: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck/status/1292169320710066176
I cannot emphasize enough how much I regret leaving these episodes up for as long as I did. I honestly do not know if I will be editing and re-uploading these episodes because of how much they bothered me. I am so, so sorry for anyone I hurt with these episodes.
I DO NOT SPEAK ON BEHALF OF CLEVER TELLING, WHO DEPARTED FROM THIS PROJECT.
Episode 10: Kingdom Hearts II
Minty is back with another Discord member, Moe/Merc, to recap and classpect the characters of Kingdom Hearts 2! Specifically!! Well, mostly. Dive into the Disney universe in this episode of Will It Homestuck?!
Suggested topics: The best cold open ever; Olaf gets Norted; “We recapped the plot of Kingdom Hearts 2 in 20 minutes;” Sora is Jake?; I don’t want to classpect Hercules’ horse; Just a little bit of a shitboy; Vriska is cancelled forever.
Content warning: This episode contains adult language, complete spoilers for Kingdom Hearts (as much as you can, anyways), spoilers for the climax of Frozen 2, cross-media Norting, discussion of misogyny, codpiece mention, Brian David Gilbertian language (the t in Gilbertian is soft like ss), and liberal use of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 3 canon. Listener discretion is advised.
HELP OUT
Homeless Black Trans Women fundraiser - https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund
The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/
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- https://twitter.com/raddifferent
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Make It Homestuck: A SAHCon Panel
The audio-only portion of our Stuck At Home Con panel: "Make It Homestuck: How to 'Do' 'Hussian' 'Analysis.'" This panel aired during SAHCon 2020. You can find more about the convention at https://www.sahcon.com.
The archived video version of this panel can be found here: https://youtu.be/khAd4EigPpw
Our playlist of archived SAHCon panels is here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVV_IEzzc2kY__AEWYoxaCGKJwmmA5i9X
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Episode 7: Cats (2019)
In the first episode not hosted by Bucky and Clever, Goldie, Minty, and Sky put Cats (2019) and themselves through the homestuck blender.
Suggested topics: Being Surrounded By Furries; Big Bard Energy; Too Many Vriskas; and Directional Influence.
Also, this isn't in the episode, but Sky wants everyone to know that in the movie, they deal cards from a big shoe, and that's a pun she didn't get the first time around.
Content warning: This episode contains discussions of sex work, fat shaming, and Vriskcourse; strong adult language; and dangerous levels of Cats (2019).
LINKS
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Will it Homestuck? TRAILER
Welcome to Will it Homestuck!! We classpect things we shouldn’t be classpecting, do the occasional character analysis, and read your fanfiction for fun and nonprofit. Find out more at https://willithomestuck.com/!
Featuring the vocal talents of Bucky Grant, Jonaya Riley, Tay, Kelso, Rif, Momo, and Anna.