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WOE.BEGONE

WOE.BEGONE

By WOE.BEGONE Industries LLC
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode.
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48: We have the bear and the birdsong.
Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2. [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] (Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.) The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
41:10
December 1, 2021
47: We take charge of our destiny.
Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house. The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
26:34
November 24, 2021
46: Information sent backwards through time tends to propagate backwards through time.
Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet. [Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Skip the intro announcement: 1:37 The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
24:02
November 17, 2021
45: I wonder what it is about that place.
Mike's back.  I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
24:60
November 10, 2021
44: You turn into me. Remember that.
Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska... WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Loud noises at the following times: 9:50 - 9:52 21:14 - 21:16 22:45 - 22:55
25:44
November 3, 2021
Nine To Midnight
On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within. Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts: Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca) WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com) Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co) The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com) The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com) The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com) The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com) Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com) Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com) CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS CW: General horror, swearing throughout Produced by Harlan Guthrie Master edit by Harlan Guthrie 'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie. Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.  8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent. 16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.  27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion. CW: Violence, injury 35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio. CW: Death, drowning 44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters. 52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford. Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers. Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). CW: Discussion of murder and suicide 1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers. 1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.  1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion. Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com). Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259
01:35:21
October 29, 2021
43: Life will be difficult and you won't remember why.
One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
29:08
October 27, 2021
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses
Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one.  The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 
13:15
October 22, 2021
[INTERMISSION VII] 2040: A Predictive Text Adventure
An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one. WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week.  TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
23:31
October 20, 2021
42: Absence makes the heart grow fond.
Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option. (Next week will be an intermission!) Vote for WOE.BEGONE in the Audioverse Awards: http://audioverseawards.com/vote WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Broro, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Indrid Cold, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing.
23:06
October 13, 2021
41: That's not who I am.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD LOUD NOISES AT: 16:23 - 17:00 19:17 - 19:41 Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing.
23:05
October 6, 2021
40: I am terrified that I am going to live forever.
Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
27:32
September 29, 2021
39: We are going to buy ourselves some time.
Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs? WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Isabel Wilson, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
26:01
September 22, 2021
38: That's what I get for being a psychic.
Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
25:36
September 15, 2021
37: Again.
Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.  WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.  The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
25:52
September 8, 2021
[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum)
WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Lyrics: Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone It was a heavenly body before I was anything I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me in a desperate hum I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm) I was saying the decline was coming shortly I can not predict the future but I’m not trying oh I’m not trying I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near It’s a miracle transcended on the floor where the dirt is I am having too much fun with it I’m supposed to be serious spilling out an infection into open wounds the bark of a tree to cure what ails I never intended to defend myself I gave it what it wants and that was it I gave it what it wants and that was it. I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone.
10:19
September 1, 2021
36: Respite
Where am I? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
23:33
August 25, 2021
35: Safehouse
Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
25:16
August 18, 2021
REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation
This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://woebegonepod.com MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com TWITTER: @woebegonepod REDDIT: /r/dogcatcher & /r/woebegone
18:33
August 16, 2021
34: Very Good
Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking. [This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Sudden noises: 17:35 - 17:50 24:02 - 24:08
25:51
August 11, 2021
33: Woebegone
Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
26:58
August 4, 2021
32: Glacier
Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
27:25
July 28, 2021
31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed
We're getting out of here, come hell or high water. [Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.] Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone  Warning for noises: 1:36-1:45 15:21-15:28 15:32-15:38 15:51-15:56 16:18-16:25 16:47-16:53 The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
24:55
July 21, 2021
[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass
Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Lyrics: I was hoping you would ignore the faultlines and pass over the flags that say who I am so I built us a nest a soft enclosure I was painted glass I was born when you were (so if it hurts I'll know it’s true) And I would hate to be the one stuck in past, lost in his tracks and I would hate to be the one groveling for a second glance but  I could even rival that and I have grown so spiteful that even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know a towering over you I am full of age, I am coming for you hoping you are stronger than I’m used to it was silent death until the silence broke until the tongue broke through the teeth I know it was not hard to make myself known over feet of sediment and soil so we plant ourselves where we always did so we’d always be here for it if I witness much, let me witness this a terrible idea, I admit
09:03
July 14, 2021
30: Punished
It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda... Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
27:57
July 7, 2021
29: Digital Witness
It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably.  [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.  I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.
26:56
June 30, 2021
TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!)
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.  The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD WEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COM REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
02:36
June 26, 2021
28: The Flinchite
Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.
27:32
June 23, 2021
27: Hey, Hunter! It's Mike Walters.
In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.
24:01
June 16, 2021
26: Chance and Shadow
Home where my thought's escapin' Home where my music's playin' Home where my love lies waitin' Silently for me. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.
26:24
June 9, 2021
25: Security (Not Responding)
What's on the other side of the wall? Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. 
27:32
June 2, 2021
[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads!
Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors.  If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC.  Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
09:05
May 26, 2021
24: The Infiltration Of 116E
[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.] For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, and SRaye96 for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
29:19
May 19, 2021
TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel
This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .  The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks. 
04:37
May 16, 2021
23: I Have Been To The Future
I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, and Anthony S for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
28:36
May 12, 2021
22: Wink Wink
Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your friend’s house and make a podcast from the audio. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato, Anthony S, Cece Byrnes, Nora V, and Lekha Shupeck for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:09
May 5, 2021
TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory
This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it. If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing. 
02:38
May 1, 2021
21: Injury Sommelier
Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night! There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can quit your awful retail job and join the circus or something. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
27:38
April 28, 2021
20: King of WOE.BEGONE
Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate... There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You go back in time and stop the bear better than whoever did it the first time. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, and Christopher Fox for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:25
April 21, 2021
19: Marissa Ng
Who’s down for an all-nighter? There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can forgive me for this episode going up a few hours late. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, and Tracy for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:12
April 14, 2021
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World
The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the feel the good vibes I'm putting out. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berry, and HarveyJane for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g
11:18
April 7, 2021
18: You Can Call Me "VOLUNTEER"
Or Al, if I can call you Betty.  [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the antidote. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, and Kevin Berry for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g
30:04
March 31, 2021
17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C
Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can make a meme about the woe gone boy Milk Waters. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, and Daniel Jenkins for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kmUk6YkA
27:23
March 24, 2021
16: Somebody's Prize
Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in? WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast is out NOW at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or free for $5/mo patrons. 18 songs from the show remixed, remastered, and reimagined. Go check it out.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can go outside and throw a coin into the air, hoping it gets caught in the wind and makes it to me. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell me I’m handsome on twitter. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, and Weiing for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
26:00
March 17, 2021
15: The Bear
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.] There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. There are so many ways to support the show.  You transform into a carriage and take me to the ball. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can transform back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight. Speaking of patrons: if you like the show, you can support it on Patreon. Go to patreon.com/woe_begone to get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the album, extra art, and more. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, and Elizabeth Kirkman for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
26:04
March 10, 2021
14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley
This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends. There are so many ways to support the show.  You can smile the biggest smile in the world, so big that I can see it from my house. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can watch the film Homeward Bound. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Matthew Robertson, Brendon Liner, and Jenny Enciso for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
23:53
March 3, 2021
13: O.V.E.R.
Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can get a job at Oldbrush Valley Energy and Resources. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can volunteer to write these joke suggestions for me. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, and Matthew Robertson for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
31:19
February 24, 2021
[INTERMISSION II] And Now, a Word From Our Sponsors
And now, a word from our sponsors. There are so many ways to support the show. You can create a podcast website that only reviews WOE.BEGONE. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You better give WOE.BEGONE 5 stars on your WOE.BEGONE review site. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, and Shannon M for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
08:01
February 17, 2021
12: Clearance
When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.  There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Actually, the “Jones” part is too confusing. Just change it to “WOE.BEGONE WOE.BEGONE.” Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, and Austin Sleeper for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:08
February 10, 2021
11: This Is Only Temporary
Roadtrip! [Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Why not do the egg thing with two eggs? That’s literally more eggs. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira, and Jason Li for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
25:50
February 3, 2021
10: Tell-All
Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell me anything, I can keep a secret. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can levitate, I believe in you. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, and Mira for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
30:52
January 27, 2021
9: Trailhead
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.] The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. But you can’t hide. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, and Cooper Dukes for being my first patrons. I’ve said your names so much that I remember them better than my own name. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:29
January 20, 2021
8: Limited Hangout
Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different. There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can pet an even smaller cat. Microcats. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, and Edith Wharton for being my first patrons. I’ll remember you when I’m famous. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
28:08
January 13, 2021
7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics
A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me. There are so many ways to support the show. You can look at the episode page and mutter to yourself, “wow. That really is a podcast.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can. I know you can. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
29:54
January 6, 2021
[INTERMISSION] Hallowed
A song with some familiar themes. I was never giving in  I was never giving up  I was never I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  a trick to make the holy stay inside  sirens made a mess of what I found  so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  so neighbors don’t report what they have heard  even those without belief keep their heads down  I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I’m still here  Sterilized and hoping  That if I am a wound  I’m not the type to ever heal.    I have found  the worst will drag us down  but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve  and I have found  that if you’re gonna drown  it’s best to hold your breath   starting now. The featured song this episode is “Givenen / Hallowed.” You can the album it is on, WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1, at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you are a $5/mo patron. There are so many ways to support the show. You can yell the word “support!” out the window. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell your congressperson about WOE.BEGONE. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
09:58
December 29, 2020
6: ONCE.wav
[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.] Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up? The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly. There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
33:54
December 23, 2020
5: Takesies Backsies
[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.] Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it. There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time it opens its mouth. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can eat a egg. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
31:16
December 16, 2020
4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple
[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can send me a reddit DM with a picture of Michael Stipe. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
26:35
December 8, 2020
3: It's Just A Pig
[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship! There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
24:15
December 2, 2020
2: Reverse Phantom Pain
[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.] I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can invent lettuce that doesn’t go bad so fast. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
23:16
December 1, 2020
1: Participant Observation
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
15:20
December 1, 2020