WOE.BEGONE

It didn't hurt. [Warning: This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Loud noise timestamp: 8:47 - 8:52 

Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week. Lyrics: I’m not afraid Of the endless days, One eye open as I float along The surface keeping guard, And I hope I’m wrong That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon And I wonder what it is you see A core beyond the pageantry. At this point I might be A relegated curiosity An oddity from your past Would you look at me? "Would you look at that!" Hoarfrost in the morning Surely some must die Freezing over overnight But I’ll donate my warmth and My hands will keep you safe The cold will wither while we wait But surely some must die But surely some must die But surely some must die How do they handle it? But surely some must die But surely some must die How do I handle it? You are casting shadows with your blood, I see them when I plunge, If I can smell you in the ocean, Then they can smell you in the ocean, Eliminate the feeble consciousness That gave me confidence to kill, Instinct over will, Diamond against diamond you are Mercifu,l I will Grab you in my jaws to hold you. I will grab you in my jaws to hold you, But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

blind hands on different parts of the elephant. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Loud noises timestamps: 21:53 - 22:06 23:02 - 23:15 TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters? Loud Noise Warning: 25:11 - 25:14 TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

you protest with whatever you have. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ahoy there! TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

I hope you're reading this. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!" PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Are you ready? Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45 Get this music from this episode on Bandcamp: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/ready-to-die-ep PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Ornery. [Warning: This episode contains a description of animal death, vehicular violence, and a sudden loud noise. Listener discretion is advised.] Loud noise warning: 19:26 - 19:31 PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part! PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

I was fond of telling you anything that you would tell me to I can tell where anything is buried notches in a forked branch can’t you see the dowsing is pointing me collecting underground filling in and filing out right into the leaves obfuscating holes in ground looking up from the trap that you set let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished it knowing I could find you anywhere I took a souvenir and I got out of there knowing I could find you anywhere made it easy to forget who I used to be when I said what I meant I thought that once I mourned it would be gone but I was wrong it stretches to the forest I came out of weathered any storm in those trees comfort from the infinitesimality that clings to me now without you it all falls apart not above dealing damage myself I cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike! PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .  Timestamps: Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00 The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48 December Q&A: 28:58 COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34 The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36 Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19 PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

This New Math is starting to get out of hand.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America. [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.] PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Where would WOE.BEGONE be without the support of these wonderful and affordable products and services? The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2. [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] (Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.) The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house. The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet. [Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Skip the intro announcement: 1:37 The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Mike's back.  I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska... WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Loud noises at the following times: 9:50 - 9:52 21:14 - 21:16 22:45 - 22:55

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within. Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts: Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca) WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com) Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co) The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com) The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com) The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com) The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com) Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com) Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com) CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS CW: General horror, swearing throughout Produced by Harlan Guthrie Master edit by Harlan Guthrie 'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie. Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.  8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent. 16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.  27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion. CW: Violence, injury 35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio. CW: Death, drowning 44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters. 52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford. Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers. Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). CW: Discussion of murder and suicide 1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers. 1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.  1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion. Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com). Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259

One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one.  The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 

An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one. WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week.  TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option. (Next week will be an intermission!) Vote for WOE.BEGONE in the Audioverse Awards: http://audioverseawards.com/vote WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Broro, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Indrid Cold, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD LOUD NOISES AT: 16:23 - 17:00 19:17 - 19:41 Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing.

Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs? WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Isabel Wilson, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.  WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.  The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Lyrics: Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone It was a heavenly body before I was anything I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me in a desperate hum I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm) I was saying the decline was coming shortly I can not predict the future but I’m not trying oh I’m not trying I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near It’s a miracle transcended on the floor where the dirt is I am having too much fun with it I’m supposed to be serious spilling out an infection into open wounds the bark of a tree to cure what ails I never intended to defend myself I gave it what it wants and that was it I gave it what it wants and that was it. I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone.

Where am I? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday.  PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://woebegonepod.com MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com TWITTER: @woebegonepod REDDIT: /r/dogcatcher & /r/woebegone

Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking. [This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Sudden noises: 17:35 - 17:50 24:02 - 24:08

Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

We're getting out of here, come hell or high water. [Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.] Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone  Warning for noises: 1:36-1:45 15:21-15:28 15:32-15:38 15:51-15:56 16:18-16:25 16:47-16:53 The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Lyrics: I was hoping you would ignore the faultlines and pass over the flags that say who I am so I built us a nest a soft enclosure I was painted glass I was born when you were (so if it hurts I'll know it’s true) And I would hate to be the one stuck in past, lost in his tracks and I would hate to be the one groveling for a second glance but  I could even rival that and I have grown so spiteful that even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know a towering over you I am full of age, I am coming for you hoping you are stronger than I’m used to it was silent death until the silence broke until the tongue broke through the teeth I know it was not hard to make myself known over feet of sediment and soil so we plant ourselves where we always did so we’d always be here for it if I witness much, let me witness this a terrible idea, I admit

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda... Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably.  [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.  I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.  The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD WEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COM REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

Home where my thought's escapin' Home where my music's playin' Home where my love lies waitin' Silently for me. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

What's on the other side of the wall? Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. 

Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors.  If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC.  Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.] For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, and SRaye96 for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .  The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks. 

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, and Anthony S for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your friend’s house and make a podcast from the audio. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato, Anthony S, Cece Byrnes, Nora V, and Lekha Shupeck for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it. If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing. 

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night! There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can quit your awful retail job and join the circus or something. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate... There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You go back in time and stop the bear better than whoever did it the first time. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, and Christopher Fox for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Who’s down for an all-nighter? There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can forgive me for this episode going up a few hours late. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, and Tracy for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the feel the good vibes I'm putting out. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berry, and HarveyJane for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g

Or Al, if I can call you Betty.  [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the antidote. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, and Kevin Berry for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can make a meme about the woe gone boy Milk Waters. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, and Daniel Jenkins for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kmUk6YkA

Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in? WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast is out NOW at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or free for $5/mo patrons. 18 songs from the show remixed, remastered, and reimagined. Go check it out.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can go outside and throw a coin into the air, hoping it gets caught in the wind and makes it to me. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell me I’m handsome on twitter. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, and Weiing for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.] There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. There are so many ways to support the show.  You transform into a carriage and take me to the ball. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can transform back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight. Speaking of patrons: if you like the show, you can support it on Patreon. Go to patreon.com/woe_begone to get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the album, extra art, and more. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, and Elizabeth Kirkman for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends. There are so many ways to support the show.  You can smile the biggest smile in the world, so big that I can see it from my house. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can watch the film Homeward Bound. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Matthew Robertson, Brendon Liner, and Jenny Enciso for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can get a job at Oldbrush Valley Energy and Resources. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can volunteer to write these joke suggestions for me. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, and Matthew Robertson for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

And now, a word from our sponsors. There are so many ways to support the show. You can create a podcast website that only reviews WOE.BEGONE. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You better give WOE.BEGONE 5 stars on your WOE.BEGONE review site. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, and Shannon M for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.  There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Actually, the “Jones” part is too confusing. Just change it to “WOE.BEGONE WOE.BEGONE.” Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, and Austin Sleeper for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Roadtrip! [Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Why not do the egg thing with two eggs? That’s literally more eggs. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira, and Jason Li for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell me anything, I can keep a secret. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can levitate, I believe in you. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, and Mira for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.] The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. But you can’t hide. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, and Cooper Dukes for being my first patrons. I’ve said your names so much that I remember them better than my own name. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different. There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can pet an even smaller cat. Microcats. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, and Edith Wharton for being my first patrons. I’ll remember you when I’m famous. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me. There are so many ways to support the show. You can look at the episode page and mutter to yourself, “wow. That really is a podcast.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can. I know you can. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

A song with some familiar themes. I was never giving in  I was never giving up  I was never I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  a trick to make the holy stay inside  sirens made a mess of what I found  so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  so neighbors don’t report what they have heard  even those without belief keep their heads down  I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I’m still here  Sterilized and hoping  That if I am a wound  I’m not the type to ever heal.    I have found  the worst will drag us down  but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve  and I have found  that if you’re gonna drown  it’s best to hold your breath   starting now. The featured song this episode is “Givenen / Hallowed.” You can the album it is on, WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1, at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you are a $5/mo patron. There are so many ways to support the show. You can yell the word “support!” out the window. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell your congressperson about WOE.BEGONE. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.] Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up? The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly. There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.] Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it. There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time it opens its mouth. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can eat a egg. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can send me a reddit DM with a picture of Michael Stipe. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship! There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.] I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can invent lettuce that doesn’t go bad so fast. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD