What the Heck?! with Matt Thomas

It's been a while, but i'm back and I come bearing exciting news.

Your old uncle tommy is going to be a dad. Crazy right? We spend this whole episode talking about what that means for me and how that relates to life as well as whats really important. I'm get a little preachy so get ready to be lectured.

I guess it was bound to happen at some point. I was finally banned from tiktok for posting about other mens struggles with having a large penis, which I think is ridiculous considering the other content that is posted on that platform but whatever. Then of course we have to talk about the Meghan and Harry documentary as well as the cornucopia of nepotism that goes on in hollywood (we go through in a bit too much depth). 

Merry Christmas. Enjoy. 

Long episode today as we discuss a great many things including Kanye, Swifties, and insane fans of celebrities. Then of course we have to talk about the PRIMAL liver king and finish off the episodes with some whacky videos including some wonderful British tv show called MY MASSIVE COCK. 

OOPS

I'm feeling very thankful today, so in today's thanksgiving special we talk about the true meaning of christmas and go through the origins of the wonderful holiday, why it is the way it is, and the worlds perception of us fat americans. I talk about what I'm thankful for and then I obviously go on a tangent about several news stories including twitter, taylor swift and her not so wholesome uprising, a nun who won "the Voice" and how to be hot. 

Its a spicy one so enjoy and share with your mom at the dinner table as you debate abortion during family time. 

Happy Thanksgiving. 

the title is misleading. Today we start by talking about tom brady's inevitable divorce and speculate on what caused it. Then we obviously have to talk about elon and twitter since everyone else in the world is talking about that. 

Finally we look at the curious case of darrell brooks (the moron murderer who killed 6 people in a christmas parade), and how he tried to represent himself and failed miserably. 

Of course we have to finish off with reddit.

enjoy

My assistant returns to tell us where shes been and introduce our new puppy. Then we go on several random tangents, talk about horror movies (The new Grinch one is coming out), and we go to reddit obviously to solve strangers problems.

Fun episode. Enjoy

We start today off philosophical again as I talk about life, digital personas, and an update on my hypothetical situation. Then we go off the rails for some more fun and list off a few things that I doesn't understand. Finally we get back to the roots of the show by heading over to reddit for some good ol fashioned fun. 

My brother Mike returns to discuss the death of Lizzy the II, presidential fashion, elon musk, and some other philosophical bits!

Listen and enjoy and tell your friends. 

Birthday's are dumb. I feel like I talk about this every year, but it must be repeated. Today we talk about my birthday and my thoughts on birthdays, the big 3-0, and age in general. I don't know why people worry so much, change and evolution are fun and important.

We pretty much stick to the theme of birthdays for the whole episode as I go on tangents about different ages and periods in my life and who I was then compared to now. I tell some dumb stories and give some amazing advice on how to approach big birthdays. 

Enjoy.  wish me happy bday anyways

Matt becomes preachy again and talks about why changing your mind is important. Then we talk about how Shia LeBouf recently converted to Catholicism because of his new movie about Padre Pio. After that, Matt goes on a tangent about Padre Pio and how weird his story is as well as other weird christian things. 

Today, we talk about marriage and the importance of taking it seriously. Our host is a married man now and knows way more than you about the topic now, which is why he is lecturing you. Then we get on a tangent about some guy named Zach and other totally hypothetical situations involving Matt's grandparents. Then Matt pitches you his amazing idea for a new TV show about Jesus. 

I'm back. Sorry I've been gone so long but I've been a busy child. Don't worry, once the wedding is over I'll have much more time to record. 

Today we talk about how no one will remember you when you die, the state of the world, my marriage planning problems, and how none of that matters. 

Lets talk about my trip to Disney!

In today's episode, we talk my trip to Disney, how awful the people there are, and the horrors of Disney World. Then we talk about Will Smith's slap heard round the world with Chris Rock and why the Oscars are terrible. 

Finally we read some more amazing spam letters. Send me some if you got them.

I'm back finally. Thanks to some texts from listeners...I've been busy if you hadn't guessed. My life has been madness this year, but I've made time for you guys and will start uploading more. 

Today we talk about where I've been, The Queen having COVID, Russia (I know nothing), and then we read an amazing email I got

Today is my birthday, which marks the 3 year anniversary of the show. 

Also, my grandparents found this show and lets just say that they are NOT PLEASED lol. Who cares, honestly? the most important thing you can do is just be yourself...you will always have critics, even when its your grandparents. 

My brother Mike Thomas drops by to visit the new studio and we have quite the conversation.  We cover many important topics including simulation theory, the mystic southwest, Britney Spears, Andrew Cuomo, and read a word from our sponsors.

The Olympics used to be cool, but now they suck and desperately need to be fixed. Luckily, when I am benevolent dictator of the Earth, I have a plan of how we can fix them. Let's dive deep into the sports and see which ones need to go and which ones can be fixed. 

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Well well well. A very special bonus episode this week featuring our friends over at Breakfast Ballers Club where this week we talk about Cart Hunks, Squirrels are losers, and Other golf things in a golf themed episode. This one is funny so enjoy yourselves and give @bbgc a follow on insta.

Wow! look at how gorgeous the set is! Today we cover some fun things like Britney Spears [5:41], New York Pizzeria fights [10:08], Robots are losers [19:15], Spirit airlines creatures [23:57], and then we finish with a wholesome olympics moment even though the olympics are stupid and boring [27:56].

lets bring the show back to the good ol' days and just talk shit for a bit

I know I've been gone a while, but that's because I was battling COVID (I defeated it with ease). Let's catch up on where I've been (spoiler alert it was a swinger's AirBnb in palm springs). Then we talk about other random shit like bill cosby and Netflix's strange new dating show.

well...I have stupid covid. so let's talk about what a boring easy virus it is.   After we get over the overhyped disease, we get into fun issues like the trouble I had with Chris Brown's idiot fans, Beth walks us through some UK drama (Shes on camera finally), then we end with my love for America.

hello and welcome back to the green screen life. Today, we talk about pride month and make some questionable jokes. We rip on large corporations for their pandering and then we take a left turn to talk about CNN hosts who masturbate during zoom calls. Lastly, we break down why Chris brown is the worst person on earth

For this very special 75th episode of What The Heck, my sisters Rachel and Grace join me to talk about theater, high school, my weird audition at Juilliard, aliens, then we go to reddit to yell at people.

Surprise! I'm going to start doing bonus episodes on Friday for your listening pleasure. No videos for these, but I wanted to start doing more episodes that are audio only. Going to be weird and I'll release them whenever I want, so probably won't be every single Friday. 

Anyhizzle, in the first bonus episode, my longtime friend Evan Brammer joins the show and we talk about high school, making beer, our adventures in Lithuania, shooting fingers, and aliens (of course)

Despite the clickbait title, today we mainly talk about Bill Gates's divorce. How come all these billionaires are getting divorced? Who gets divorced that old anyways? Weird isn't it?  

Then we talk about how Hitler liked to get peed on. Strange but not surprising, let's be honest. He was Hitler after all.  It's a short episode, so catch up on oldies if you're not yet.

NEW STUDIO ALERT!

Lets talk about why the Oscars suck. After ranting about that we talk about many other fun things like British Memes, Caitlyn Jenner running for governor of CA (I'm kinda for it), Kong vs Godzilla and why it stinks and is unrealistic, then finally, we go to Reddit and solve the same problems it feels like we always solve. I've missed going there. 

Oh and Beth is back!

Getting back into the flow of things in today's episode. 

We talk about how LA is back, Dogecoin is on the rise again, Jet Blue stinks, and we haven't talked about aliens in a while so lets do that. 

Then we finish the show by watching and listening to the worst song of 2021

Well well well... it's been a while. Sorry for the long wait for a new episode but I was a bit busy getting engaged and traveling so cut me some slack. 

Today we just catch you up on where we've been as well as what we missed in the news - Prince Philip, Khloe Kardashian, and DMX. Also I suck, so the battery of my camera runs out about 3/4 of the way through but deal with it. 

Action-packed long episode today so strap in.

Today, we talk about laundry room etiquette in apartments as well as stupid angry loser bikers in New York (and other cities). Then we talk random Twitter news and keep it a quick episode. 

I literally just spend the whole episode bitching about common grammar mistakes. Not my best but I'll take it. 

Let's talk about my trip to Alaska

Let's talk about stupid Netflix documentaries on this mess of a show. We get into the "mystery of Elisa Lam" and how stupid people on the internet are. Then we talk about the most exclusive club on the planet - Clubhouse (yes i was invited and you're not). In short, the app is weird and I don't really know what to make of it.   

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My assistant British Beth joins us again today as we talk about why Valentine's Day is dumb and why I'm a great host. She gives me a gift, then we revisit some of our favorite Instagrams like John Travolta and Britney Spears. Finally, we end with some Valentine's Day-themed Reddit posts 

Wow, what a treat of an episode today. The green screen is back and we have the wonderful British Beth joining us today to help with the show.  We start today by talking about how lame the superbowl was, stupid football coaches, and tiktok losers. Then we go to reddit to solve the worlds problems.   

Please don't name your child Captain Phasma

Lets talk about the stock market madness including GME, AMC, NOK, and the most important - DOGE!!!

Then our host gets heating talking about how meteorologists are scam artists (which they are) and then we go do something we haven't done in a while and head over to Reddit to solve peoples stupid dumb problems

Today we have good news: The stay-at-home order in LA has been lifted. woohoo! Then we talk about Armie Hammer being a cannibal and look into people who post extremely altered photos of themselves on Instagram. Why do people do that? Do they think we won't notice?

Lets talk about LA. I'm your tour guide today as we go through the city and talk about the different areas in it.

LA is way too big frankly

Today I go on another news rant about why mainstream media sucks and why the american people and the world can't do their homework and take everything so god damn seriously 

Being healthy in this day and age is so easy, but today we go over the most obvious tips for keeping your resolution and not being a fat pig in 2021.

Sure, maybe this episode doesn't apply to you, but send it to a friend who could use the advice. 

A very fun episode as today we take a look back at 2020 and what made this year so crazy. We go long today with a different, fun, and spicy format.  A few things covered are murder hornets, corona, 90-day fiance, tiger king, joe rogan, quibi, and much more. 

enjoy

my brother mike joins the show and we talk about christmas and how to survive it in these polarizing times. 

we talk about star wars...what else do you want to know?

Season 3 is upon us. I was gone for a while but I have some very important show updates to announce. We start off by talking about those and then we dive deep into the 2nd lockdown here in LA and how ridiculous and hypocritical my governor is. 

OH! and we talk about the election of course. 

Well, we made it.  The end of Season 2. 

Our host is dressed up as Batman today to entertain you all for the spooky season. We cover many things like people not knowing how to deplane, my travels, how I say "um" too much, the stupid debate, Kanye West's boring interview on Joe Rogan, Borat, Bill Cosby, and the best halloween movies to watch this year. (I told you we cover a lot)

I'll be back in a few weeks, just need to iron out a few things with the show, but thanks for the support. In the meantime, I'll be posting clips, recording new episodes, and making the show better so how about you catch up on the ones you haven't watched yet. A review on apple podcast would be nice as well. 

Hello and welcome back to a bonus episode coming to you live from my old high school bedroom. This ep is short because I'm traveling and boy is it a pain in the ass to film this, but I do it because I love you. 

Today we talk about how sports dominate everything, my LA teams win and I don't care, how I broke a little girl's nose (which scarred me from playing baseball for life), and Britney Spears is at it again. 

Don't forget to like, subscribe, and tell your friends. Because if this thing doesn't grow, I will die, and you don't want to be responsible for murder, do you?