X Reader

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X Reader hosts Michael and Jordan look back at Season 4, 2022, and talk about the future of X Reader. Thanks for listening. See you next year!  This was X Reader.

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Amazon Reviews have a sort of importance laced about them. As if the writer was writing an essay for an English class. Reviewers want you to care what they think, even though they’re just a faceless stranger online. That’s how much we crave acceptance.…So anyway, this episode hosts Michael and Brandon Z. check out a selection of Amazon product reviews, each with a different purpose. Sometimes it’s making fun of the reviewer, sometimes it’s laughing at the incredibly unsafe product, and sometimes it’s learning an important lesson about cultural sensitivity in media.

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And now for the high-protein conclusion to No Nut November.I highly suggest you go listen to last episode, because it’s great. And you’re great too if you managed to make it all the way through NNN without busting. You deserve an reward. Speaking of which, how flexible are you? And have you saved room for dessert?

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Okay, so full-disclosure, by the time "How to Train your Dragon" hit theaters I was a little too old for it. Now that's not to say I can't enjoy a good cartoon or children's movie once in a while, I definitely can. It's just that I don't have the same emotional investment in the source material that I think a lot of people do. Despite being told that it was "a really good movie" I just didn't really get it. I only saw it once, and it was years after the film initially came out. It basically just felt like a run-of-the-mill, standard, Kirkland-ass kid's movie. No bad, by any stretch, but just average. A 5/10. Not dissimilar from something like Brave or The Princess and the Frog.

Anyway, we wanted to do a No Nut November episode, and here it is. I think that there’s still enough people that hold this holy month dearly, that it’s worth it. So if you’re out there, struggling or just hitting your stride with NNN, then this one’s for you. Keep on keeping on.

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader     By far the two spookiest episodes we've ever produced the price of one. This…particularly weird edition of X Reader was conjured by Michael’s childhood memories and his love of games which meet at the intersection of absolute TERROR courtesy of R.L. Stine himself.

This episode follows the seasoned-spooky spelunking of co-host Jordan. If you want to listen to Brandon Z.'s episode, click here!  

Who will survive till the end? You’ll have to listen to find out... Happy Halloween!

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By far the two spookiest episodes we've ever produced the price of one. This…particularly weird edition of X Reader was conjured by Michael’s childhood memories and his love of games which meet at the intersection of absolute TERROR courtesy of R.L. Stine himself.

This episode follows the fiery-hot intuition of Brandon Z. If you want to listen to Jordan's episode, click here!

Who will survive till the end? You’ll have to listen to find out... Happy Halloween!

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It’s kind of surprising that we haven’t done any Toy Stories yet, especially given the popularity and impact of the series and of Pixar films in general. But unfortunately for us here at X Reader, it’s some one-off trash…

Maybe that’s not fair, because with a middle-high approval rating from Michael and an A+ from Jordan, Ryan9187's hateful fic "Toy Story 3" might surprise you with the juice behind it’s juvenile exploitative writing. One of the main reasons we started this show was to see what the wide, shallow ocean of internet fan fiction could do for the creative energy of our hosts. What ideas could be spawned and spun into stories of their own. Creativity begets creativity, And despite this fic’s bad attitude, it’s not lacking in inspiration.

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Fair warning dear listeners, this is another smut episode, so if the thought of beloved cartoon characters doing unspeakable acts to one another turns your stomach, this might not be the episode for you.
Friend of the show Brandon Z. has finally moved into his new apartment and has a lot to share! Giant mugs, giant couches, and a giant Sponegbob Squarepants fan fiction all about everyone’s favorite crustaceous cheapskate, Eugene Krabs.

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More X Reader coming soon!

Thanks for Listening. Stay Tuned!

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Food is as important to humans as a cultural anchor, as it is a biological necessity. Without food we’d be boring. Without food we’d be colorless, transparent and dull. But with food….comes crime.

Food may be delicious, but it’s also soaked to the marrow with broken laws, and blood. On this episode of X Reader, hosts Michael and Jordan chronicle some of the most vile and disturbing food crimes and mysteries in modern America.

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Packed to the brim with chats about reincarnation, what we would want out of a second chance at life, and the world of pokémon! The Muppets, Animal Crossing, sweatshops, Team Rocket, and the succulent promise of a part 2 on the horizon. You'd be a total fool, nay, a downright cuck to miss this episode of X Reader. Much like Ash's dad. Who is definitely not a Mr. Mime.

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I think it's fair to expect every episode of X Reader to bring something new to the table. That's what we're here for after all. So on today's episode of X Reader not only do we deliver to your ears a spicy follow-up to one of Season 4's most Housely episode, but we deliver to tummy a mouth-watery cornucopia of succulent citrus that can only be found by visiting out sponsor Fruitbocks. Also you're gonna get to hear Michael's state-of-the-art Australian accent again, so we should at least get some extra credit for that. Otherwise it's just an hour of no sex and shirtless Jordan, AKA, the worst two things.

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Get ready to literally go ape-shit while listening to this episode of X Reader. Tarzan might be the greatest physical specimen than England has to offer, but this monkey ain’t got no manners. Time for Jane to set him straight.

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Friend of the show Mr. Philip E. has sent us a trio of fanfictions to read completely blind and we take to it like a moth to a flame. The lest said the better. So hop in your little red car, warm up your strangling arms, and pop that lasagna in the oven, because we have a show to start.

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It’s hard to believe how long it took us to do a proper Star Fox episode on X Reader. I loved the game(s) growing up, specifically Star Fox Assault which is in my humble gamer opinion one of the most criminally underrated Gamecube games. Not only does it have really fun multiplayer, tons of variety, and great graphics, but it’s got an interesting and surprisingly dark story mode.

Unfortunately the furry queen herself, Krystal, doesn't make an appearance in this "Dudes Only" fan fiction, but we'll save my beautiful blue princess and her psychic antics for another episode.
I hope you packed some sun tan lotion and an empty stomach for this granular episode of X Reader! Tell your friends.

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X Reader returns with a delectable, scrumddiddly-umcious hour of content  with everything from cleaning tips from the pros online to some BTS on  the making of Space Jam 2. It's safe to say this episode is a slam dunk. This episode is best enjoyed if the listener has a firm grip on the Engrish language.
Contains mild and wild language. Listener discretion is advized.

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Yes, almost back-to-back we’re reading fan fictions written by the magnanimous SeraphHT, who previously penned the particularly pleasant Mass Effect fic that we snuggled into a few episodes ago. But this time Seraph is turning his sights to a different game altogether: Call of Duty. And what COD character better to represent the franchise than the enigmatic and tragically short-lived Ghost? 

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In the episode we discuss the discovery of PCG/The Blue Wiki, how it came to shape our own view on web culture, how it has evolved since we last explored it, and we read excerpts from some choice pages on the site. 

Unofficially our FIRST fan fiction.

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On this episode we’re bringing you a House-themed fan-fic that tells the tragic origin story of House’s daughter. “DR. GREGORY HOUSE HAS A DAUGHTER?” I hear you gasp, your tv guild hitting the floor and as you squeeze your go-gurt tube hard enough to redecorate the living room.

Yes. Apparently he does.

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In our first-ever Mass Effect fan fiction we take a deeper look at Legion, the synthetic alien assassin from the 2nd game in the series who captured the hearts of everyone who loves awkward, faceless, alien robots. But will the fiction be as sexy as the game is? Or will we be lead astray by yet another disappointing follow up, BIOWARE? WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING END?

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Listen, skiing is extremely dangerous. Us Italians are simply not built for the snow. The sea? Heck yes. The woods? Mama Mía. The city? You talkin' to me? But the snow? Fogettaboutit.

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Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus is far from being the most talented, or even the most original fan fiction author we’ve covered on this show, but his work does have a certain allure to it. Maybe it’s his idiosyncratic use of language, or maybe it’s the cracked quality of his work, but either way we at X Reader find his aura to be one worth basking in, and for our final episode of this year’s season of X Reader, we felt it only right to at least call out to one of the author’s that helped kickstart this show all those years ago. Oh, you wanted to know what the story’s about? Yoshi and Pikachu hook up or something. Just listen to the show, you’ll figure it out.

Happy 2022, everyone!

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The countdown to the end of X Reader Season 3 continues as we discuss how much one should shell out for AAA-Class Sperm. In this case, the fluids are provided by master-artist, and racist clown Vincent Gallo. 

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Back from our short break for the beginning of the end of Season 3. It's been a great year for X Reader and we hope you've enjoyed listening to us along the way. In this episode we read about two of the four Ninja turtles and what kind of racial shenanigans they get involved with on St. Patty's day.

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Hosts Michael and Brandon Z. witness Google reviewer Allan Rudesill goes mad with the infinitesimal power granted to him by Google's review functionality. It's a wild ride in a very dirty car. This episode gets 1/5 Stars.

And I highly recommend you go to our site and tell us how much you love these episodes because it would mean the world to me, specifically.

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There’s been no shortage of speculation and jokes about their sexuality. From the Ambiguously Gay Duo to countless porn films and parodies, Batman and Robin have been the butt of homophobic conversation since at least the mid 1950s, fueled in large part by the campy Batman TV show, and by Joel Schumacher’s own particular sensibilities when he took over for Tim Burton in the 90s.

Today X Reader tackles a question that’s pervaded the batman mythos. Is Robin gay? And is Batman okay with it?

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For this variety episode of X Reader we read 3 entertaining stories that I pulled from the depths of the web. The first is a an aeticle on the history of Corn Nuts. We find out about the bizarre creation myth that the Corn Nuts corporation wants us to believe. The second story is a grass city post about a young woman(or man) looking for love in the heart of a fellow stoner. And our last story is, as is tradition, centered around an interesting primate. In this case: the fearsome chimpanzee, Frodo.

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The CW decided that they were going to greenlight a live-action reboot of the PPG in an attempt to cash in on the changing tastes and the nostalgia of the millennials who grew up watching the show. The script for the pilot leaked, penned by Diablo Cody (Juno) and….wow, it’s really something…

Bad. It's bad.

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The year is 2012. Brandon, a young boy, fresh-faced and infinitely virginal, was about to be cast into the void. Abandoned by those he trusted and accused of cadre of crimes of so despicable that if found guilty, he’d be punished most severely. He would be voted off his Minecraft server.

Host Michael and X Reader's first ever guest host Brandon Z. read from a nearly decade old facebook post detailing not only Brandon’s alleged transgressions against the Minecraft Server and its moronic denizens, but additionally the way in which an ally heroically came to his aid in his darkest hour.

This is X Reader.

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We dedicate this episode to Ken Allen, the hairy houdini, the best-loved, chaotic-good, galaxy brain orangutan that the world ever knew. RIP. Never Forget.
We also talk about a hilariously pretentious poet, and the medical advantages to blowing smoke up your ass. It sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not.
This is X Reader.

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2021 is starting off with a bloodthirsty uppercut of an episode. We tackle one of America's most famous and most controversial video games and find that there is a surprising amount of love of for these hyper-violent warriors. Come cuddle with us as we discuss our history with scary video games and which MK character we would want to snuggle up with. Sub-Zero? Reptile? Takeda? 

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X Reader has their hands full this episode: dead dads, Hot Topic,  pedophilia, torture, incels, background characters and how much  description is TOO MUCH description.  We dive into our history with  shows like Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, The Grim Adventures of  Billy and Mandy, and Spongebob. Join us for a magical episode 6 of X  Reader Season 2.

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Part one of X Reader's Super-Nautical Special. Our turgid hosts read and then discuss X Reader's first, and maybe only, non-fiction story. A Craigslist posting looking for a partner for some male-on-male, HWP, scandalous, underwater romance.... or something. Trust me, you're going to want to stop reading this description and hit PLAY as soon as possible.

Stay Tuned for Part 2, where J and M tackle something a little more familiar. Spongebob.

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Join the hosts at X Reader as we dive into an ice cold bath of Fan Fiction. Well, it’s actually probably quite warm. Boba Fett’s been in deep space so long that he’s developed an unusual curiosity that can only be sated once his quarry is tucked safely in the holding cell of the Slave I. This episode marks our first official Star Wars episode and it’s short and sweet. But good things come in small packages.

We discuss the changes that are coming to Deviantart.com, the future of fan fiction, and how Jordan goes to the bathroom with a piss-hungry bulldog. You can’t afford to miss this stream. Pun very much intended.

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The X Reader podcast was on hiatus for about two years and in that time a lot has happened. Friends came and went. Jobs were made and lost. And a global pandemic is sweeping the globe. But hosts Michael and Jordan are here to set things straight. Recorded from a safe social distance and brought to you through the power of Anchor. We talk gorillas, sexual harassment, and the wills and willn'ts of fan art. This is X Reader season 2.