Getting My Act Together
By Joe Smith
Email: yesjoesmith@gmail.com
Getting My Act TogetherDec 01, 2023
444. How to Host a Comedy Show
Joe attempts to deliver a master class in how to host a comedy show.
443. Sam or Samuel?
Joe talks about hosting his first sushi mic, the overwhelming evidence that service workers are underpaid, and an upcoming show in San Diego.
442. It's Coming
Joe talks about how he writes a joke, the influence of UConn basketball on his act, and showing a little respect for Rebecca Black.
441. Ladies and Gentlemen, Gays and Theys
Joe talks about getting a Monday night room, why he likes comedy to be difficult, and yet another naked person on a San Diego street.
440. The Big One Came Home
Joe talks about hosting a couple of "shows" in San Diego, empathizing with headache sufferers, and barriers to entry for women in comedy.
439. Raise Your Paddle
Joe talks about attending a charity auction, doing standup in a sushi restaurant, and the importance of being in it to win it.
438. I'm Back
Joe talks about being reinvigorated by comedy in San Diego, his evidence that disproves a conspiracy theory, and a legal perspective from a knowledgeable listener.
437. Be Safe Out There
Joe reads an email from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor, discusses rapprochement for motorcyclists and every other vehicle on the road, and talks about seeing an old, dear comedy friend.
436. Not Everyone Is Good, Not Everyone Is Nice
Joe talks about his daughter crying while listening to a song, getting a message from a beloved listener, and the choices that define us.
435. On the Road Again
Joe talks about dissent on college campuses, condescending grandmas, and seeing a music legend live.
434. Mickey D.
Joe talks (again) about good comedy hosting, appreciating the quality of your life, and his need for audience advice.
433. Imagine
Joe talks about brilliant songs, new material, and the difference between police in San Diego and Atlanta.
432. Accountability Partner
Joe talks about working up new material, men who tell their friends not to cheat on their wives, and another interesting interaction with his wife.
431. Without Walls
Joe talks about how the DMV is the ne plus ultra of clichés, when it's okay to talk about your kid, and his libertarian approach to sports officiating.
430. The Clarity of Purpose
Joe talks about surviving the technocracy and living your best life.
429. You Got This
Joe wonders if he is suffering cognitive decline, unpacks the "tip of the tongue" phenomenon, and tells a personal story of incredible persistence.
428. Whatever the Male Name Is for Karen
Joe talks about a neighbor accosting him and calling the police.
427. I'll Get It
Joe talks about how karaoke gets it wrong, trying hard when you're not supposed to, and doing what the task requires but no one else is willing to do.
426. My National Nightmare
Joe talks about terrible leaders, drivers and dreams.
425. Every Day Is Daddy-Daughter Day
Joe talks about taking his 5-year-old to the zoo, doctor and St. Patrick's Day festivities.
424. Mr. Blue Sky
Joe talks about trust, tennis in the desert, and his excitement about a new racist joke.
423. In It to Win It
Joe talks about finding "The One," listeners who had a big weekend, and how little he does for the environment.
422. Strangers Things
Joe talks about his daughter's multiple encounters with strange creatures, the death of a hookah mic, and the je ne sais quoi of Taylor Swift
421. What's Next
Joe talks about an early-morning revelation, his daughter's continued obsession with parking tickets, and how he doesn't really mind the smell of skunks.
420. A Different World
Hard to believe it was only a year ago...
419. Riverside High
Joe talks about trying to get Brent Star back on the podcast, the improbability of a (Real) Housewife trying to MeToo her maker, and how IVF changed his life.
418. Cross-Examination
Joe gets a letter from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor and has a few questions in return.
417. Back In The Game
With renewed energy, Joe talks about Alexei Navalny, the Kansas City parade shooting, sitting courtside with his daughter, and one of his best friend's comedic success.
416. Super Hookah
Joe doesn't really talk about the Super Bowl but discusses an open mic in a hookah lounge.
415. Spotify Removed Tools
So I can't figure out how to load Brent's intro. I didn't realize that until after the pod was recorded, and hopefully we'll have it back on Tuesday.
414. Sick Boy
Joe talks about being sick, the atmospheric river and a podcast from the past.
413. A Reel Crisis
Joe talks about the atmospheric river, the ancestry of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and the challenges in posting a daily Instagram reel.
412. Good Morning
Joe talks about his wife mechanically saying hello to him, MAGA dads whose daughters like Taylor Swift, and a stranger immediately and comprehensively opening up to him about the most heavy moments of his life.
411. Sheriff in Town
Joe talks about being a better listener to his daughter, questions his red-ass coaches and teachers, and reads and email from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor.
410. Missed Call
Joe talks about his excitement that Greta Gerwig was not nominated for an Oscar, the joy of someone not taking your call, and artists persisting until they find greatness.
409. Grandpa's Hands
Joe talks about Mexican oysters, the former president's indefatigable drive, and what swatting really means.
408. Bobblehead
Joe talks about why the podcast was late, taking a night nap with his wife, and the insane reason he wears a helmet while teaching his daughter to ride a bike.
407. I Get It
Joe empathizes with MAGAns.
406. Sadder But Wiser
Joe talks about being honest about cheating, a good writing habit, and why Jo Koy should be glad he bombed the Golden Globes.
405. Law & Order
Joe talks about Aaron Rodgers and people who allegedly see pedophilia everywhere.
404. Getting My Reels Together
Joe talks about connecting to positivity in the new year, ideas for his forthcoming Instagram reels, and the "real" Andy Cohen.
403. Lift Yourself Out of It
402. First, Do No Harm
Joe talks about getting through the holidays with minimal damage, female-on-female crime, and Irish people asking him if he is one of them.
401. It's Working
Joe talks about his new social media strategy, living in accordance with your values, and accidentally hurting someone's feelings.
400. Garbage Time
On the podcast's 400th episode, Joe talks about cruising into the end of the year, learning a Christmas classic on piano, and a documentary about the pursuit of absolute perfection.
399. Just Make Some Dumb Comment
Joe talks about the importance of people commenting on his IG reels, getting right with the grocery store, and making a new relationship in San Diego.
398. The Men
Joe talks about his comedy energy, organic growth, and playing to crowds of strangers.
397. Getting Over on These Cashews
Joe welcomes new listeners to the podcast, gets a perspective on his recent crime from a former prosecutor, and provides an update on his new comedy room in San Diego.
396. Defrauding an Innkeeper
Joe talks about stealing from a health food store, doing more comedy with less stage time, and the psychology of persuasion.
395. Let Me Go, Boys
Joe talks about the passing of someone he romanticized and idolized.