You’ve Got To Be Critin Me
By You’ve Got To Be Critin Me
You’ve Got To Be Critin MeFeb 21, 2019
World of Iteria: Episode 23 - Earth, Wind, and Fire (But Fire Died Already)
I could have named the episode something different, but I chose not too. The First makes their way through the Golden City of Okane, where they eventually begin to take their last steps towards the final conflict within the country of Koga. Who will win? Who will survive? Will the Hakai's hail mary pan out? Or will the First decimate their organisation by crushing the last two elements holding it together.
World of Iteria: Episode 22 - The Heroes Get Cocky, the Villains Get Bukkake
Council members' fates are decided, Shirou reclaim's the throne (Who is surprised there?) And there are still two Hakai leaders left. The First are already told it wasn't going to be easy, they travel to the merchant city of Okane to face off against their last two opponents in Koga.
World of Iteria: Episode 21 - We Need to Talk About the First
Some members of the First find out some startling revelations about their body, an enemy becomes an ally, an ally grows stag antlers, and they have to go through another sewer system to fight the Hakai of Fire. One thing is certain, when they retire sanitation work is right up there with grimy old NPC.
World of Iteria: Episode 20 - The Way of the Samurai
Fire on the horizon, a prized magical sword, an entire order destroyed by the Hakai. Time for a lane change as the First discovers that not all Hakai are created equal, and just how damaging this assassination organisation really is. Also they spend twenty minutes in a shrine deciding on if they should bring a sword up to the samurai who are holding off Hakai forces to protect them. They don't address the guilt.
World of Iteria: Episode 19 - The Falaz is Out of the Bag
Reunited the First begins chasing a lead on whoever is leaking information about them to the Hakai, this strange Falaz character they have only heard about just now. The issue is why does he know so much about them? And why is he going out of his way to do all of this? Have they actually met this individual before? All that and more, may or may not be answered in this episode. Who knows. Maybe the investigation will get flown away.
World of Iteria: Episode 18 - The Drow Knights of Arlucia
As the First finds a way to escape the trap they'd fallen into, they decide the best course of action is to return to the dojo and lick their wounds. However, after being approached by a mysterious group that links two of the players closer together, a thoughtful conversation with Sato, and discovering that there is someone wandering the city spreading the good or ill name of the First. The companions don't really have time for rest.
World of Iteria: Episode 17 - Trapmaster and the Gambling Yeti
The First makes a fucky wucky at the Raven's Gamble. Will they get out of this fucko boingo? Or will they have to dig themselves out of this oopsie poopsie? Between investigating a large building made for 24 hour gambling, and falling into an obvious trap that was pre-ordained by the party. What else is there to explain in this synopsis?
World of Iteria: Episode 16 - The Golden River City and a Modest Proposal
After leaving the desert of Tal-Ramel behind the First find themselves in a strange new land: Koga, the Land of the Lost River. As soon as they arrive they are greeted by a beautiful bronze coloured Wood Elf named Chimei and are led to the would be child Emperor, and the two are more than meets the eye. Now our heroes (we can say that now) are trying to find the heads of an assassin organisation that is being controlled by the council that rules over the empire, in the Emperor's stead. Their link to this country comes in the from of another Ironhammer brother, Rockholm, who claims he has been here for a few months. The wizard looks older than his brothers, and not very good in a fight- But the Irish/Scottish hybrid of a Dwarf will stand by the First like his brothers before him.
World of Iteria: Episode 15- Giant Ancient Problems Call For Giant Modern Solutions
In this Giant of an episode the First face a Giant problem, will they be able to solve this Giant puzzle before them or will they suffer the Giant consequences? Will this be where the companions suffer a Giant party wipe or will they survive? If there is an episode after this one you have your answer, until then watch as the First enters Hearthbridge castle and come face to face with their most Giant foe yet.
They fight a Giant... It's a Giant...
World of Iteria: Episode 14 - I Ain't 'Fraid of No Ghost
Meeting Flint Ironhammer, the First tackles a very "spiritual" situation with all the grace and gooey ectoplasm said spiritual situation can muster. Finally some leeway with getting to know Karrturok and his weird Minotaur customs, and the companions finally get some answers as to what is causing the Haunting and what to do to stop it. A giant of a conclusion to this session may lead to an epic boss battle in the next. Stay tuned.
World of Iteria: Episode 13 - Beef Milk Ice Cream and the Desert Rose
The importance of family and beef milk are explored in a short but sweet episode surrounding the mystery of the Desert Rose. Charles returns after his quick boot back from Granitas, connections are made and connections are missed. High octane emotions and a drunken game of dice explores what could be, what should be, and quite frankly what needs to happen with beef milk ice cream.
World of Iteria: Episode 12 - Banshee Screams and Desert Memes
Charles departs with Wyltt and Hollis back to Granitas on a separate matter, the First being leaderless decides to press forward with their investigation. Making friendly with the familiar Minotaur Karturrok Silverhorn, the companions traverse the city and begin unravelling discontent amongst the people. Unfortunately a fateful encounter in their inn room knocks them down a peg.
World of Iteria: Episode 11 - The Käseville Inquisition and Remembrance
Hot off the tails of the battle between the companions and the Decadent, the players brought themselves to the Tower to speak with Ulysses Windleaf. Upon discovering a myriad of truths, the companions were captured by the now praetor former magistrate Aristotle Du'Mont. More revelations, more heart ache, and the next chapter begins.
World of Iteria: Episode 10 - The Warlock, The Flesh Golem, and the Wardrobe
After a devastating loss, the companions now must escape the Decadent's mansion. Warlock puzzles ahead, and Ulysses Windleaf reveals some startling revelations as the companions discover more of their origins and the cosmic connection they seemed to have forged. What awaits the heroes? And what is Wyltt about to ask for?
World of Iteria: Episode 9 - Fancy Meeting You Here
The companions formulate a plot to save Leigh Fancy from the clutches of the Decadent, benefactor of the Unseen Eldritch and council member ruling over the Tower. Together with the help of their companions Wyltt and Tiny, they infiltrate the Decadent's mansion and uncover a larger plot at work.
World of Iteria: Episode 8 - Pumping for Infomagician
The companions find out some startling news about Opulence and a certain declaration, not only that but apparently some terrorists have been going around the country causing all kinds of heinous acts **SPOILER** only to find out it's them. Whatever light the party has been painted in, it seems like their goals remain true. Now stuck in a city of magic, they must make due.
World of Iteria: Episode 7 - Great Walls of Fire
The companions fight off deadly Hobgoblins with a wall of fire, meet a mysterious magistrate, uncover a few secrets, and make strange with the new magical city they find themselves in. All the while Opulence's declaration of war puts everyone in unease, and it seems like an entire city has something to say about it. With a very awkward rambly opening, the next chapter for the companions is about to begin.
World of Iteria: Episode 6 - Princes, Dwarves, and Rock & Roll
The companions finish their talks with the Lich Wyllt and say goodbye to their party member Remora. Reuniting with Zeke and Allora, the group decides to meet with the princes Eugene and Erik. After a disappointing meeting, a strange realisation, a mysterious Dwarf, and a fellow Arcane user in the form of Nilus, the group leaves the capital city of Goldcrest and ventures south. Opulence isn't what it seems.
World of Iteria: Episode 5 - Bottom Bunk Lich
The companions finally make their way to Goldcrest after deciding to travel with Behelam's caravan. After a funeral at the temple of Tyr, and talking with a prince, the companions under the urging of Remora (guest Fosta) travel down into the sewers to meet a strange character, with a strange hobby.