Yeah It's That Bad Reloaded

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TWISTER??? MORE LIKE TWIST MY DICK OFF

IM SO TIRED HERES YOUR GOD DAMN DESCRIPTION YOU ANIMALS

O say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU PHIL

I'll always know what you did that one time ago when you were there at that spot, remember, that time when you completed that action and a consequence followed? Well I'll always know what you did. Last summer. At camp. Remember?

In the 1996 kids television series "Arthur", all characters are talking animals of various types, even those that normally prey on eachother, and all get along peacefully. However, it's implied by characters Sue Ellen, Francine, and Muffy going vegetarian in Season 16 Episode 9, "Sue Ellen Veggies Out" that meat is commonly eaten by Arthur and co. So then, who are they eating?? Their friends? A slave race? I see a very similar problem in the kid's tv show, Spongebob. This is often a very widely debated and quite controversial topic. It goes as follows: what exactly is the meat that goes into the krabby patties? is Mr. Krabs the last surviving member of the race of crabs that secretly are the main ingredient for the famed krabby patty. what makes this so sickeningly ironic is the fact that Mr. Krabs is getting rich off of the carcasses of his best friends and family. I am deeply disturbed by this, as we all should be. this brings up some alternate, yet similar questions such as: are the citizens in on this? do they know that they are all secretly cannibals? Do they aknowledge the fact that they are all helping to wipe out a completely innocent race and commit genocide? This is where we start to see some parallels. Yes, I do indeed think that Mr. Krabs is the reincarnated form of Hitler. the similarities are quite astounding. Mr. Krabs is slowly brainwashing the citizens of bikini bottom into supporting his reign with propoganda. Yet, He is also bringing the county to prosperity and wealth, just like Hitler. Unfortunately, He keeps most of the money for Himself, which is where we see the greed taking control. Money changes people. and I believe that is the true message of Spongebob... Money brings power. Power brings fame. fame brings change. money=the root of all evil, ie:change=evil. The society of Bikini Bottom wants to stay traditional and opposes change. That's exactly why they follow Mr Krabs, to stay with "norm". see it all makes sense now, doesn't it?

SORRY FOR NO EPISODE LAST WEEK BUT HERES JOHN FOOTPENIS FOR YOU

Ooh, why go, ooh)

You aint got the class, boy, you aint in his league.
So dont try to tell me that youve got the things that I need, huh!
This guys ORIGINAL, hes got the JUICE.
WellHEY look out, world, THE DUCK IS ON THE LOOSE, RIGHT
[Quacks x 9]

(Ooh) Uh huh (ooh)

(Ooh) Get that planet on the phone (ooh) aint no time to waste.
(Ooh) Tellem he aint coming home
(Ooh) Done joined the Human Race!

Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) aint no way to conceal it.
With a feathers touch I love him apart.
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) if it aint funk, you dont feel it.
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart.

(Ooh) To this duck we say a toast.
(Ooh) So get the bumpin offa his case.
(Ooh) Though hes got two footed foes
(Ooh) Has saved the Human Race!

Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you.
I used to think it was all in my mind.
Hes gonna see some people tonight I GIVE YOU:

Howard THE DUCK (ooh)
No way to contain him! In a second he would love you apart.
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh)
No way to explain him! The fellow with the beak has stole my heart.
Well ALL RIGHT!

(Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh)

Hmm, Hickory Dickory DUCK (ooh) He aint about to be plucked.
Too groovy for gravy, too precious for pt.
Hes a funky little feather baring water fowl.
Quack right in their face (ooh) little ducks in the Human Race.
Come into my tub of love.

Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you!
I used to think it was all in my mind, ooh
Hes gonna see some people tonight I give you:
AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Howard THE DUCK (ooh) No way to conceal it!
With a feathers touch I love him apart!
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) He gets bumped, he dont feel it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart.
Howard THE DUCK (ooh) Gets a bump he dont feel it
In a second he would love you apart.
Howard, ooh, THE DUCK (ooh) Aint no way to conceal it!
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Okay so picture this there's this boat well its more like a cruise so there's this cruise and its out of control and you can't stop the cruise but there's also this thing in cars called cruise control which lets you take your foot off the gas while maintaining the same speed so what if the movie that's set on the cruise was titled cruise control get it?

LAW? I AM THE LAW! LAWWWWWWW! YOU WANT LAW?! YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAWWW! COURTS ADJOURNED!

DOOOODS. GUYS BEING DOOOODS. NO GORLS. UNLESS I CAN WIN ONE IN A RACE. TESTOSTERONE. GUY STUFF. CARS. BABES. BOOBS. ALCOHOLISM. DOMESTIC ABUSE. HOLDING IN ALL MY FEELINGS AND NEVER TRULY SHARING THEM WITH ANYONE, THEREFORE HINDERING MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH EVEN MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY, UNTIL I EXPLODE IN A HURRICANE OF PENT UP AGGRESSION AND UNRESOLVED INTERNAL ISSUES. NO HOMO OF COURSE THO. YUNNO, JUST GUY STUFF.

Child brides, racism, homophobia and more, Gone in 60 Seconds is the perfect snapshot of the 2000’s. With an Avengers level cast and a rag tag team that rivals the A-Team, this one is interesting. 

Please excuse any audio issues on this one, and the next few episodes. I am editing on my iPad and in a new software so its not as easy as on my computer. All will go back to normal at the end of December.

THIS SUMMER! WITNESS SOUTH AMERICA'S GREATEST CONTRACT KILLER! WATCH AS SHE TRAVELS FROM LOCATION TO LOCATION, WITH MINIMAL ACTION AND NEGLIGIBLE CONSEQUENCE!

Zach and Jonah grapple with the idea of Sex Tents and plan on how to get more listener mail by unleashing our inner Ben Shapiro.

After a weeks hiatus of being unborn and reborn over and over, Yeah Its That Bad Reloaded world headquarters is powered up again and ready to call  PETA over the upside down pitbulls and roaches in THE UNBORN. Join us as we chastise every one of our listeners above 45 years old for nothing more than their age!

Day 73: I think this is it. The Jellicles have overrun the camp. I've sent my family away with the women and children, while I stay behind to try to buy them some time. We never really stood a chance against the cats. Once they developed their AI, in combination with their historical grasp on sorcery and the dark arts, our human weapons did little to turn the tide. I hope someone finds this journal one day; I hope a human finds it. So that they may know that we tried to beat them, and didn't lay down and die. 

Is this the end of the podcast? Jonah and Zach get into heated debate about the entertainment value of Charlie's Angels, and it could spell an end for the dynamic duo you've come to love. Two daring debonairs debate the dudettes of double agent dichotomy. Tune in to find out!

Joomooni? Gemeeny? GEMINI MAN! In this episode we discuss Will Smith, as he fights Will Smith, until they team up together to fight Will Smith. Come and listen, except if you're a virgin because Will Smith really dislikes those. 

Sorry for this late upload everyone. 

Jonah & Zach discuss Den of Thieves, Gerard Butlers titular film about his meaty paws and stinky breath. Its like 6 Underground, which is like Oceans 11, which is like Extraction, which is like Oceans 8, which is like Baby Driver. But none of those can match the amounts of uncut HGH flowing through this set. 

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Vin Diesel is the world's best gaming computer, and Jonah and Zach discuss whether or not that makes him the worlds best actor. Jump in with us as we overclock our brains trying to figure this movie out. Thank you for the support on the first episode.