Part Time Alcoholics

Yuuuurp wilkommen to the greatest podcast this side of the Limpopo River. We recorded off site today so if you hear anyone flirting with the waitresses, it wasn’t us. Anyway this week we do a deep dive into South Africa’s favourite topic, race. Starting off from the story of the coloured guy who was accused *unsuccessfully* of fraud for ticking African on a form. Yols learns a lesson about 6ft delicious in the process and we all behave like almost mature adults. We then try out some Dewars 12 year old Irish whisky which reiterates how different Yols and Sherm’s whisky tastes are. As usual its 🔥

Yuuurp, like an ex you can’t shake we’re all back together and the results are predictably ridiculous. Yols and Sherm try out a budget single malt called Glen Moray and that kicks of a seemingly endless argument. While that’s happening the squad discusses world politics, one of us nearly buys an ugly M4 and Yols sacrifices himself on the altar of content with a shocking revelation . As per usual its lit 🔥

Molweni to all our listeners from the X clan, Guten Tag to all ze germans out there and whats good to everyone else. Thanks so a shocking case of theft Yols is left reviewing some Jameson Caskmates while Sherm nurses a hangover. This week 6ft delicious gives us his take on gyms being open again, we try figure out how much Jeff Bezos would have to give Malum’ 2 Hundo to get the cheeks and try understand why some people seem to think Rambo is real 😂

Yuuurp, from the comforts of our homes we bring you the latest instalment of the nation’s greatest podcast. In what can only be described as a miracle, the squad manages to mysteriously happen upon a bottle of Koi Craft Gin and Johnny Walker Green to review. No one knows how this happened but we are thankful to the ancestors. While sipping on these heavenly nectars, 6ftDelicious tells us how the skreets are unfollowing him, we apologise to a friend of the show who’s story birthed Malum 2 Claps and we try and figure out whether or not being rich is immoral. Its lit 🔥

Thanks to Herr Cyril this episode is brought to you by 3 sober Sally’s which is perfectly fine for one of us. Thanks to our new found clarity, this week we discuss how Yols would love to get entangled with Jada Pinkett-Smith, how crazy old white cricketers are crazy and how Nick Cannon is crazier. Also The Suburban Papa Action explains how, contrary so some people’s opinion, he is not a racist. Its lit 🔥

Yuuuurp! We back at it with our last episode before Cyril decided to shut down fun. This week is all about origin story of Malum 2 Hundo and Ban Ki Moon. The two newest AKAs on the squad. There is also something stuff in there about incest but the story is more fun. While all that is happening Yols introduces two wine while Sherm gets on his single malt game. Again the story is better than all that. Its lit 🔥

This episode is apparently all about fat shaming. Primarily how two evil dicks fatshamed a god fearing young man for a whole hour (you can see who writes these captions). Anyway in between fatshaming we discuss looting, our parents and middle classism vs less than that during apartheid. All of this while drinking one of the best Chenin blancs we’ve ever tastes and some single malt whisky

Yuuuuurp, what’s good lockdown gang? Lol this week we started awkwardly but quickly found our stride thanks yo the fact that only 1 of us was drinking. Anyway while sipping a fruity little rosé we spend some time laughing at racist private schools, wondering if DIY Dzaddy did any of Parktown Boy’s “extra murals” and talk about defunding the police. In doing so we discover that maybe its not the system that’s the problem... Anyway its 🔥

Well white people are white peopling again so el squardino decided to have a quick chat about it. Along the way we talk about why no one wants to hear from Karen’s right now, Thomas Sankra being killed bu his best friend and selling Shermain Duprie’s hair. Oh yes and being an alcohol we also test out some budget bourbons. Its 🔥

Yuuuurp, if you click play then welcome to the greatest lockdown podcast on the flat old earth of ours. Today the squad discusses Cameron Diaz’s disappointing porn career, the pros and cons of fucking your boss, performance enhancing drugs, Sonny Bill Williams refusing to let his wife’s vagina rest and so much moree. We back on form and its lit 🔥

We are finally back. Like your dad we’ve been struggling to solve technology but we (kinda) did it and we’re coming to you live and direct from home. In celebration of our new found old age the squad alomst had a mature and reasonable podcast about race, outdating work model and fixing the world but then it went off the rails and got to the question of who would win a fight with the world scariest prisoner, Johnny Mongrel. Either way its lit 🔥

We wish we knew what was happening here. The easiest thing to say is that we rate Connor MacGregor’s proper 12, have a therapy session and basically make a lot of noise. Hope y’all are safe and social distancing. Its 🔥

We did our best not to talk about the biggest news event (probably of our lifetime) but definitely of the decade. It kinda worked kinda didn’t. Part of the problem was that this week’s reviews were Mexican beer namely Corona vs Sol. Still it turned out to be funny as a drunk baby doing stand up. It 🔥

Papsaks! They are a staple in any financially discerning wine drinker’s drinks cabinet and given the way Cyril’s economy is going we’re gonna have to get to know them a lot better if we don’t want to be subjected to quarantine and sobriety. So this week we pit 3 box wines (one Sauvignon from Woolies and 2 increasingly sweet reds from Pick n Pay) against each other to see which would get us through quarantine in the best shape. Along the way we discuss the world ending, being eating by a snapping turtle, Yols’s awkward relationship dramas, the appeal of trans porn, the incident with the dog and much more. As per usual, its 🔥

Apologies for being late but we bumped into some... difficulties. Anyway after more than a year of disagreement the squad finally manages to agree on something, some rums are just bad. While sampling Die Warm Rasta and the Inverroche 10 year old we discuss the coronavirus , women’s combat sports and a whole bunch more. As usual its 🔥

We’re back like a herpes flare up only funnier. To commemorate our return we’re cracking out a bottle of Don Papa 10 and seeing what sweet nothings it whispers to us. While that happens we will also answer life’s burning questions for example: What does Beaver anus taste like? Why do whytes have creepily familiar relationships with their dogs and who would win in a fight between an ankle and gravity?

The year is done and it’s been a wild one. We’ve upset some whytes, enjoyed the company of a few people names Sharon, and told an entire internet of strangers about our daddy issues. To end this season off we decided f*ck all that and just spent some time talking about primary school crushes, boys being stupid and drinking Havana Club dark rum. Thank you all for listening. We’ll be back next year.

Yes we know we did Gin last week but the sponsors swooped in on our production schedule and blessed us with the deliciousness. Tune in and find out why Origins Gin may be a contender for drink of the year. While that happens listen to the squad discuss why going back to the rurals is always WILD 😂. It’s 🔥

Yuuuuurp! It’s our 6 month anniversary and like a super clingy lover, we’re mad excited. To celebrate that and the beginning of December, we decided to whip out the silly season’s favourite drink, gin. Inverroche Amber and Bombay Sapphire in particular. While sipping on the taste of summer we learn the origin story of Punani Boy, discuss how pervy women can be, retiring from the game, white women being perverts and more. It’s 🔥

What do you get when 3 dudes and 3 bottles of white wine walk into a podcast? Well this week it’s travel war stories that include how Le Grande Bae, was in these Thai streets creating thirst epidemics, travelling with Sharon’s and presidential sex tapes. Up for review are Astoria Pinot Grigio, M.A.N Sauvignon Blanc and Lievland Chenin Blanc. As per usual it’s 🔥

After the punishment of last week’s Chibuku episode, DIY Dzaddy put his foot down and decided to bless the streets with a single malt whiskey episode. While imbibing some 12 year old Glenfiddich and Singleton, we discuss: Mary Stopes the eugenicist, Sherm being hijacked, disrespectful criminals, how blowing into a vagina can be fatal and blowing cows up with bazookas. As per usual it’s 🔥

Get the air horns out, it’s DIY Dzaddy’s birthday and it got wild. We managed to weasel Shermain Dupree into doing a traditional beer episode and the results are hilarious. When not savouring the sweet taste of Chibuku (Traditional beer from Zimbabwe) the squad discusses being cheated on 42 times before the convo takes a HARD left as we wonder whether Kim and Kanye are in love, talk about The Kardashian’s effect on Caitlyn Jenner and unpack why Ndo’s booty hole is soo tight. This one is not for sensitive listeners and may we’ll be the last episode we ever do before being cancelled. Basically it’s 🔥

This week on Part Time Alcoholics: The squad hosts Buffalo Trace brand ambassador Lauren Penny to discuss why bourbon pours out of her veins when you cut her, mixing fancy whiskeys and cream soda and how best to go about marrying a bartender. We also come bearing gifts. Basically it’s lit 🔥

We back! And this week the squad kicks proceedings off with discussions about which professions have the most sex and women born with two reproductive systems. From there we take the usual sharp left delving into auto erotic asphyxiation, men vs their hair and whether we take male sexual abuse seriously enough. All of this while sipping on some Hennessy. Basically it’s lit 🔥

We had to do something big for our 20th episode and gawd dammit we did. This week we’re joined by The brain behind Vogue Nights, New York Times published author and fire ass DJ Lelowhatsgood to talk about his career, what Otters are, the new age kwaito scene and what it means to be a middle child. We also delve into the origins of Vogue Nights, how Lelowhatsgood got his start and so much more. We also put Ballantine’s and Ballantine’s 12 year old through their paces and get some surprising results. This just might be one of our realest episodes ever.

This week it’s so hot that we got Le Grande Bae to drink. Sipping on a pair of cool and refreshing Chardonnays (Meerlust and De Wetshof) the squad gets into how they met a mashonisa (loan shark), girls dating dudes in prison, Yols fighting a naked Frenchman, being beaten by your parents, university being a scam and so much more. Basically it’s lit 🔥

This week Yols’s wife (Jameson Irish Whiskey) is in town and so Sherm tries to see if Yols can be roped into some cheating by bringing along a bottle of Pogues. While that attempted seduction plays out we laugh at Indonesia wanting to ban sex, Ndo gives us yet another example of how the Irish don’t really know how letters work and we try figure out where in the world we would be most comfortable hitting raw. That and so much more. As per usual it’s lit 🔥

We’re back and we got guests. This week the squad is joined by Namibian stand up Comic Weylene Beukes (@maybe_its_weybeline) and doing our part for South African international relations by roasting Namibia like a caucasian in the Limpopo sun. Aside from talking shit about SA’s 12th province, we talk comedy, laughing at people’s dead sisters, Marvel and their family drama, how trash Cape Town is. While all that is going on we try and figure out which vodka tastes better between AU and Single Batch vodka. As per usual it’s 🔥

This may be one of the realest ones ever! Sherm, Ndo and Yols are joined by repeat guest Sharon and her friend “The Mystic Boeremeisie” on a wild ass ride that veers from daddy issues to how trash Afrikaans men are while swinging by masturbation. All of this is lubricated by some Krone Night Nectar and a bottle of Klein Zalze Brut. We also announce the winner of the PTA win a bottle competition. You’re prolly gonna find out waaay too much about us but as per usual it’s lit 🔥

WE’RE GIVING AWAY FREE WINE! Before we get there, it was a HOT week in SA this week and the squad have some opinions on what’s going on. While trying to solve the world’s problems we taste Sauvignon Blanc’s from Bellingham, Nederberg and DiemersdalAlong the way we talk generational trauma, swap protest stories and offend Yols’s future Afrikaans wife. Also WE’RE GIVING AWAY FREE WINE!!! Listen in for details. It’s lit 🔥

The weather is getting warm and that means one thing, GIN! This week the Suburban Papa Action (Yols), DIY Dzaddy (Sherm) and Le Grande Bae (Ndo) dip their livers in some Gordon’s and Tanqueray to find out which is tastier. While the results get adjudicated, they discuss why Dave Chappelle is a genius, PC culture and taking taxis. It’s 🔥

This week the squad is coming to you live from Sherm AKA DIY Dzaddy’s new house. While debating the merits of Astoria’s Luxury Prosecco vs Chiaro Prosecco we find ourselves talking about people’s reactions to things “the media” doesn’t tell them about, stealing Sherm’s house, why Popeye’s new chicken sandwich is more interesting than the Amazon and why winter is cold but the game is colder. It’s lit 🔥

It’s our first live episode! The booze Gods called us to worship at the temple of bad decisions, The Jolly Roger in Parkhurst. Beer is the star of this week’s show with the squad arguing about which is better between Carling Black Label, Windhoek Lager and Castle Lite. In between sips we recap the social event of the year, discuss Caster Semenya and men vs women in sport. We also talk Jeffery Epstein and conspiracy theories. Shoutouts to everyone who came through. It’s lit 🔥

Once again it’s on! This time round we’ve got two international red wines squaring off against one another. Along the way we try talk about mass shootings and weddings but get distracted by big black dudes dressed like lampshades, the power of bullshit and the perceptions around African food. It’s lit 🔥

The brand is in a strength and conditioning program and results are starting to show 💪🏾💪🏾. We figured we’d try something a little different and give you what was supposed to be a WW2 themed episode where we pit Japanese whiskey (Akashi Red) against America’s Gentleman Jack. What actually ended up happening is that the squad, plus one of our sponsors, discuss why character is better than smoothness in whiskey, Dr J Money and his history with gender reassignment, how crazy people in the 70s were with LSD and sooo much more! It’s lit 🔥

Ohhhh we got the good stuff for you this week. While testing out Pravda and Skyy vodka, Uncle Ndo aka Baeton Pulse gets in his accent bag, the squad gets all the A$AP Rocky Tea straight from our Swedish correspondent (yea we got one of those) @sidneytre and we discuss beating the cheeks at the office. Somewhere along the way we also read your never have I evers and Sherm and Yols get into it about whether Pravda tastes like smooth gasoline or nah. It’s lit 🔥.

Someone call Diddy because it’s finally time to pass the Courvoisier! The squad manages to power through an entire bottle of one of hip-hop’s favourite cognacs. Along the way Ndo and Sherm discuss the new Bond announcement and the difference between racism and prejudice. We also shout out Johnny Clegg and Yols explains why he’d prefer Mystic Boer over Courvoisier. It’s about to be lit 🔥

Today while pitting a 2018 Stonedale 2018 against a Boschendal, the squad wonders why you can’t monetise your own data, marvels at how Rob is the worst of the Kardashians and attempt to roast Yols about wanting to run 21kms. Issa vibe

Juuuur! This week is the messiest one yet. Yols, Sherm and Ndo (and a special guest from the land of Caucasia) get esoteric and try some Afrikaans cognac AKA Mystic Boer Brandy. We also talk about race, deep fakes and why the podcast may not be allowed to travel to certain places. This may be the drunkest we get and it is wild fam!

Yoooo! The squad is back and this week we talking about 🔥 nudes, porn and Thomas Sankara. We also delve into what licking a barrel feels like and how that can change. Also today’s contestants are Kilbeggan and Bush Mills Black Bush. #irishwhiskey

It’s winter so we digging into the king of winter wines AKA merlot. We’ve got a Lanzerac Vs Protea in a fight to the death or at least the drunkest. On the way we discuss money, slavery and how much we love white people. Live your best 😉

It’s the rum episode and we won’t lie, taste buds were assaulted. It’s a death match between locally produced Whistler rum and a Captain Morgan “braai boss”. Between liver breaking shots we find out how far the squad would go to marry JLo and how the family of South African musician, Solomon Linda’s family got screwed out of their money by people who didn’t think they were grown enough to spend their own money without supervision.

We back for the first time and this time the whole squad is present. Join Sherm, Yols and uncle Ndo as we pit two Haute Cabrière Pinot Noirs against one another. Somewhere in between we discuss boxers looking like we tea bags and have a surprisingly real conversation about modern masculinity. 🍾

Welcome to Part Time Alcoholics, a brand new podcast hosted by full time shit talkers Yolisa Mkele, Sherman Singh and Ndondo Mdaka. The point is to cut through all the marketing jargon and give you the truth about what you’re drinking. Today a bottle of Moët Imperial Brut squares off against some Simonsig Demi Sec MCC while hosts Yols and Sherm discuss Tinder, Brexit and white people. It’s gonna be wild