Your Virtual Uncles
By Uncle Pauly and Uncle Johnny
Your Virtual UnclesApr 10, 2021
We interrupt this podcast...
The uncles decide to take on the news...but not the way you would think...or maybe exactly as you'd think.
Food!
The Uncles don't even pretend to have a topic other than their favorite on this podcast...FOOD!
Let's play ball!
Your Virtual Uncles go back and cover one of our more popular podcast topics, sports. They pay tribute with a special intro, try to rhyme with the word tournament and go full Hulkamania.
Working 9 to 5...in the office
Now that there seems to be a much closer reality to going back to the office, the uncles relive their glory days in the cubicle world.
2 minutes for being idiots
Lace 'em up boys! The uncles invite special guest Uncle Tony and Uncle Matty to relive our glory days of beer league hockey.
Frustration Free Packaging Podcast
The uncles discuss how packaging has changed through the years. Yes, this is a real topic....
Expectations vs reality
No, the uncles weren't canceled. They take on the fact that not all expectations match the reality.
The antique road pawn show
Got collectibles? The uncles review the culture of collecting and how value of items change. Excuse us as we try to sell our beer can collection to buy a muscle car.
Grilled cheese and hot cocoa
The holidays are over and it's just the plain ole winter. Grab a hot cocoa and fire the frying pan for some grilled cheese. The uncles discuss the dark days of winter.
Delusion of Resolutions
Resolutions are something we all try, but is it worth it? The uncles literally break their resolutions during the podcast. Come listen to the uncles discuss New Years and resolutions on this week's podcast.
Merry Christmas Special
Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays to all! Listen to our final podcast of the year talking about our favorite topic...the Holidays!
Welcome to the Party Pal!
The Uncles do their annual review of Christmas movies and tv specials. And yes, they bring up the Die Hard topic as well.
No WHAMmy Christmas Music Special
Turn that dial to the Uncle's latest podcast that covers their Christmas music discussion again this year.
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Thanksgiving Dinner
The Uncles go back to their favorite topic...food. Come grab a plate and some fancy silverware and sit down at the table. We won't even make you sit at the kids table.
Happy HalloThanksChristmasYearEve
The uncles return....again and start discussing the merger of all the Holidays during this time of year.
We're back baby!
The uncles are reunited and it does feel so good. Listen as they talk about being back and find out who amongst the uncles has some new hardware they won.
It's Branding time
No, the uncles didn't become super punchers. They decide to discuss the nature of company brands and branding. As they like to say, two uncles walk into a podcast...
Wow, third space man.....
The Uncles decide to take on the topic of a place besides your work and home. What we find out is Uncle Johnny is really good at movie quotes...
Slow Down Father Time
This podcast will be the only time you wish time would speed up. The Uncles try to discuss time perception and it's effect..huh?
I'm Podcastman!
The uncles use their super powers and discuss super hero films...er movies.
Snack Attack
Just as excited as Michael and Stanley were for pretzel day, the uncles are excited to share their thoughts on snacks with you.
The Nothing Podcast
The Uncles cover a topic that they are true experts at...nothing.
Three Day Weekend!
Come listen to the Uncles discuss three day weekends and the unofficial start of the summer season in the Midwest.
Vanilla or Chocolate coke?
The Uncles discuss items that have slowly disappeared from our lives. Grab your photos from the fotomat and meet us down at the Soda Fountain. You can bring your beeper.
Thanks for the memories...
The Uncles talk about how we plan for trips down memory lane. Sometimes the trip is just as much fun as the destination.
Draft Day Bust?
The Uncles review the Draft Day....experts? The Uncles do a mock draft of their draft day experiences. Spoiler alert..neither was drafted...not even on the playground.
Where's Tim the toolman Taylor?
Grab your power tools and listen in as the the Uncles discuss Home Improvement....no, not the one with Tim Taylor. Let's just say you want to buy the Home Warranty before listening in on this podcast.
Grilling and chilling
Grab a cold one and head on over to the grill to talk outdoor cooking with the Uncles.
I am not a role model
The uncles discuss role models, influences and heroes in today's podcast. Boy, have the times changed.
Get to the Chopper!
The Uncles discuss 80s action films with a little help from special guest Uncle Tony. Let's Party!
Time keeps on slipping
The Uncles pretend to be timeologist and take on daylight saving time...no seriously...they do.
Shamrock shakes and corned beef Podcast
What do two Polish Uncles know about St. Patrick's Day? Absolutely nothing as they prove in the latest podcast.
Mini vacations and mall walking
The Uncles talk about mini escapes or vacations and how even going to the mall use to be considered fun. Yes, they are that old!
I have Spring fever...already?
The Uncles sit down and discuss spring and how we already want it to be here!
St. Valentines Mardi Gras Paczki flavored episode
The Uncles wrap up three iconic days in one podcast as they cover St. Valentines Day, Mardi Gras and Paczki day. They do it the only way the Uncles know how...without a clue.
The game that shall not be named episode
Bring your SUPER sized BOWL to the buffet table and fill it up with snacks and refreshments for the big game. The uncles discuss everything but "the game" itself. They even debate the proper and best snacks to serve.
Uncles, start your engines!
Come put on your seat belts and go for a ride with the uncles as they discuss the wonderful world of automobiles.
Be Kind, Please Rewind
Pull out your membership card to check out the latest podcast from the Uncles. They tackle the many ways that movies and media was and can be viewed. Don't worry, there is never a late fee.
Snowsuits and Hot Chocolate
Put on a warm blanket and listen to the Uncles talk about the dreaded season..Winter. Don't worry about how long it takes you to put on your snowsuit and snow shoes, we'll be waiting.
Christmas Traditions
The Uncles tell stories as only Uncles can about their favorite Christmas Traditions. Come listen to the last podcast of 2020! Merry Christmas!
You serious Clark?
Put on your cozy slippers and plop down on the couch to listen to the Uncles discuss Christmas specials and movies.
It's beginning to sound alot like Christmas
Grab a cup of eggnog, put on your cozy slippers, sit down by the fire and listen to the latest podcast. The uncles spin up the ole Christmas tunes and discuss Christmas music as part 1 of their 3 part Christmas discussions.
I thought turkeys could fly
The Uncles put on their loose fitting pants and sit down to discuss Thanksgiving. Tune into this podcast to also see how to get into a drawing for a METV 20% off coupon for their merchandise store....only to Your Virtual Uncle podcast listeners.
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The Black Cat Podcast
The Uncles knock on wood and hopefully put out a decent podcast about superstitions. Please don't listen to it and go under a ladder, but feel free to watch the black cat and what path it takes.
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Rebooting the Reboot
Uncle Johnny and Pauly discuss the craze of reboots and horrible sequels in this week's podcast. For the record, this podcast has been rebooted to be more dark and gritty.
Mmmm Guilty Pleasure
The Uncles give their opinions on their G rated guilty pleasures. You know there will be talk about food, but what else do the uncles find that allows them to enjoy outside of the norm.
You're going to need a bigger podcast
Uncle Johnny and Uncle Pauly continue the discussion on Halloween and take a bigger view of the horror genre of movies and tv shows. Part 2 of The Great Halloween Podcast.
Here are some radio shows for Halloween:
The Great Halloween Podcast Part 1
Count Scary - A Detroit Icon
Vinyl, Ipods and Zunes
The Uncles break out their old CDs and Zunes and discuss music. Not the music they like, but they way they use to listen to it. Set your dial to this podcast and give it a listen!
In memory of Eddie Van Halen:
Sports Sports Sports Sports
The Uncles put on their Tom Landry hats and discuss sports. You might want to make sure you put on all your protective gear just in case there is a cup check.
Evel Knievel's Caesar's Palace Jump: