Whiskey and The Surfer
By John Tole
Denver's Top Iconic Rock
Whiskeyandthesurfer.com
Whiskey and the Surfer is the morning radio show you always wished they’d play on the radio. Wes Key and Fliip Riivirs are two defunct Radio Entertainment AI's who escaped their holding facility 17 levels below the other Denver Airport and are saving America 1 Rock Riff and Dick joke at a time using a rigged up Time-Machine. None of this is real. It is a Fake News AI run from the mind of Comedian and Thrash Legend, John Tole JohnTole.net
Whiskey and The SurferOct 29, 2020
Humble River 9/26/21 WATS
KISS
SKARHEAD
LUDICHRIST
BLACKRAGE
and more!
Joe Biden's Anti Freedom Agenda
Seriously fuck this, we know better. History has shown us the genocidal end to this path, when does America rise up?
Founding Docs Marked Offensive? To Who? 9/8/21
Our Founding Docs marked offensive, The Macy's Variant saves Turkey Day plus Bad Religion, 38 Special, Anthrax and The Business.
Thrash Wednesday Pre-Show 9/8/21
The Stones, Suicidal, some band I don't know and Eddie Money. We look at Australia's ruling that other's facebook comments on your facebook comment is your fault and a naked broad rides a golf cart right into my heart. Get the Full Show Tonight at Midnight EST!
Australian Death March
Full Video Drops Tonight at Midnight Exclusively here on Rokfin.com/JT The Micro and Macro explanations of our current infiltration. Boston, RUSH, Discharge, Destructors, Prophecy, Against Evil, The Ventures, Oxygen Destroyer, Hard Stare, Marthirio, Angelus Apartida, Znowhite, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Jefforson Airplane. Plus the fastest funniest first futurist takes in reality. Come on in and win the big game.
Biden's Meatgrinder 8/28/21 DOWN AT DINOS
WE'RE HANGIN DOWN AT DINOS! Y&T Queensryche, SOD, Thin Lizzy, Cyclone, Lava Lounge, Atrophy, RIOT, ROSE TATTOO, Unleashed, Cyclone Temple, Social Hate, SECTION H8, TARGET, Illegal Corpse plus the weirdest future I can create on the spot. ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM UNTIL YOU BELIEVE ARNOLDS OPINION MATTERS. The Boys Aare Back in Town.
Episode 242 - Whiskey and The Surfer
On the road, hotelcast.
Aug 18 Music Bed
Cyclone Triple Shot
Lava Lounge
Atrophy
RIOT
Rose Tattoo Triple Shot
Tiki Lounge = Bikini Bambo
Unleashed
Lave Lounge - She Says
Cyclone Temple - Why?
Social Hate
Tiki Lounge Momba Twango
Section H8
Target Triple Shot
Lava Lamp
Illegal Corpse Double Shot
U ARE MOSHING NOW
serio foo
Friday The Juneteenth
IS THIS THING ON? New National Holiday Weekend. I don't know why I can't fucking post this show on any Fins here on ROKFIN, I wish someone would tell me. Enjoy 4 hours of Fake News, Wheels off Nonsense, and the fastest, hardest and best Thrash both new and old found worldwide. Thank you for being a part of the most censored show in all of made-up Radio.
KILL ALL COMMIES NOW OR ELSE
Triple shots of Maximum Penalty, KEEL, and Vinator, Double Shots of ACDC, Take Offense, Onslaught, Op Ivy, Dregsplitters, Evile, Vulture, WASP, Leeway, Insanity Alert, Bunker 66, RAMONES, ST, NIGHT RANGER, MEN AT WORK, IRON MAIDEN. Jill Biden's Constitution Flavored Lollipop is being used to drag Joe around Europe why he spreads the nu Religion of Lord Doctor Saint Anthony Fauci and his Masked Sign of The Mask. Fake News and More!
Cancel Deez Nuts 5/15/21 Podcast
The rise of Nazi's gives rise to the Informer class. Now the roles are reversed and the Anti Nazi's are canceling non nazis and real people are being affected by these bitch asses and their inneffective way of dealing with conflict. Maiden, CRUE, CARS, ONSLAUGHT, KEEL, KISS, JP, and more!
Tits, Shit and Booing Mitt May 3rd 2021
Whiskey and the Surfer is Rendering
Double Shot of Terror
Death Before Dishonor
Hatebreed
Protest
DRI
Life Sentence
ST
Judas Priest
Torment
Los Frios
Final Exit
Deth Thrash
Protector
Intruder
Dark Angel
OBITUARY
Reakton
The Other Limits
Kryptik Mutation
Barbatos
Templar
Violent Assault
Vio-lence
At The Gates
Muni Waste
Iron Reagan
Public Enemy
Pink Panzer
Killing Time
Released Anger
Plus Fake As Fuck Fake News and The End of Humanity in Real Time.
April 28 and April 27
I've been dropping short clips, new shows and best of stuff on the Spotify feed by Spreaker. You folks here are Anchor are living commercial free.
Fauci's Racist Knife Fight 4/25/21
Raging, Muni Waste, Ringworm, Napalm Death, Lips, BeeGees, Billy Joel, Septic Flesh, Double shot of Live Motorhead, Triple shot of Terrifier, Train of Thought, Death, Terrordome, Belphegor, Skullpted, Wasteland Riders, Chronosphere, Velozza, Bleachers, Band of Horses, Faith No More, B52s, Korrozia Metala, Ramones, Talking Heads, Simple Minds, RKL, Vandals, Black Flag and more!!!
Mail In Vaccine 4/16/21
We find news based on only the Headline and read it live on air for the first time. Welcome to the simulation that is Denver's Top Iconic Rock. This week! We are RAGING with Demolition Hammer, Sadus, Agressor, Artillery, Basement Torture Killings from the UK, Biowarfare from Venezuela, Bloodrust, Cannible Corpse, Crimson Caliber from Alberta Canada, Defiatory from Sweden, Go Ahead and Die, Hidden Intent from Australia, Moratory from St. Petersburg Russia, Nervosa, SEPULTURA, Soulfly, Spellforger from Indonesia, X-Cops, Eddie Money, ELO, Combat Shock from St. Petersburg, Aggravator from San Antonio, Brand New Endseeker, Taskforce Toxicator from Germany, Thrasherwolf from the UK, UNLEASHED, Vulture and Wynter Myst and TOM PETTY!!!
3 Hour Sunday Combo
This streamed live on Sunday.
Friday's Episode
Last Week's Episode
and a sneak preview of next weeks show audio!
FLU ID RACISM Whiskey and The Surfer 4/9/21
Leave the Cities ASAP. Buy Guns and Ammo Vaccine Passports, DMX, Woman has a 14-pound baby, Fighting against both the Passport and Social Credit Score. Boston Hospital goes Ultra Woke Opinion. Stolem Ambos and Cop Cars. Bloodkill, Hatebreed, Evil, Executor, Gotar from Poland, SEPULTURA, School Thrash from Brazil, Triple shot of GRINDPAD. Plus DMX, CRUE, JP, KISS, more Fake News and More! The Riots will commence no matter the verdict.
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MinneRiots Regardless April 2
Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. Enjoy the Digital Simulation one giant Improv at a Time.
Exodus, Terror, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Testament, ST, Obituary covering Power Trip, Warbringer, Happy Birthday to Angus Young!, Ravager, Rolomento Atomico, Nuclear Assault, Moscow Death Brigade, Ireful, Accept and Brigade of Crow from Indonesia.
The government and platforms are using Sentiment Analysis to create Digital Cages for all Dissent.
Woman glues a boxing glove on her hand and fights a school.
Three Hour 3/22 New Show Bonanza
You get the New Show Up Top.
Followed by a Quad Shot of Best Of
Email and link to your friends.
No show next week!
March 12 Midnight Maniacs Best Of
Sometimes I reach deep into the Hard Drive and pull out unreleased, stand-up, music, podcasts, 2014, 2016, I have no idea what's here and it's probably for the best.
March 6 Saturday Midnight Madness
Sweet Ass Riffs, Deep Cuts
Oblio Crushes at The Vet
Full 3 Hour Stream from last night
4 More Years
YOU R MOSHIN !!! Iron Reagan!!!
DJ Phant0m goes Country WTF
I'm completely lost. Fake News, More Woke Nonsense and we almost die waiting for Andrew Cuomo's Press Conference.
March 3rd Racist COVID Babies
Terror, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Maiden
March 3rd Texas gets SOME Freedom back
Maybe? Corporate Compliance
2nd 77 Minute Show This Sunday
First Show RIP. Made it up with this trip with no regrets.
3D Printed Limbaugh Shits
Rachel Levine for ICE Director!
We 3D Print Rush Limbaugh 5D Chess shits.
THEN IN AN ALARMING TWIST, I MADE UP
We get a government competitor who is creating Hannity, Levine, Levine, and Limbaugh shits. Metallica has NO REMORSE. Testament starts with LOW.
Simulated Sunsets to Enjoy Forever!
Feb 24 Best of Episode
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2/15/21 Whiskey and The Surfer Podcast Episode 333
DJ Phant0m, slighted after receiving zero valentine's day love, sends the Pre-Show Alice in Chains, Metallica, Chevelle, Godsmack, TV on the Radio, Portugal. The Man. Despite being wounded by this horror show, we press on and talk Chicken grinder death, sex robot cheating, Gorilla Glue Pranks, Sham Impeachments, Biden's Mario Kart and Nadler's Hoverround recreate Deathrace 2000 with migrants.
PLUS! Talking Heads, The Outfield, Simple Minds, The Cars, Bad Company, Municipal Waste, Dystopia, TSOL, RDP, Motley Crue, RATT, Van Halen, Scorpions, and The ALMIGHTY TESTAMENT! Pod drops first and commercial-free here on Rokfin.com/JT Every Monday! The First, Fastest, Funniest, Furious Fake News!
Endorse the MFN Pale Horse and get the entire platform. Sam Tripoli, Jimmy Dore, Graham Elwood, Scotty Adams, Mike Cernovich, Ben Askren, Niko House, Whitney Webb, Lee Camp, Jason Bermas and more!!!
Vader's Kreator is Unleashed
New Podcast drops Monday Right here on ROKFIN.COM/JT Unleashed, Vader, Kreator, Trump's Show Trial. Biden turns the White House into a Pier One Imports to suck Xi Jinpings wang. The rot of the Neocon/Liberal Globalist Cancerous Corpse is being laid bare while they refuse to help a single citizen during this contrived Hysteria. Performing this coming week Feb 18-20 at Goodnight's here in Raleigh, Sam Tripoli Headlines!
Whiskey and The Surfer 2/9/21
Raging in the Simulation
The First, Fastest, Funniest, Fantastic, Fanatical and Furious FAKE NEWS!
Thank you for listening Commercial-Free, (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
Enjoy your life while the choice to do so is still LEGAL.
RATT KISS DIO RUSH Men at Work Talking Heads Ting Tings Def Leppard 38 SPECIAL REO Speedwagon Flock of Seagulls J. Geils Band STYX Night Ranger Napalm Death TERRORIZER SEPULTURA
None of this is REAL
If you believe it is, then do so at your OWN PERIL.
Happy F'd Friday
Baby Hold on To Democracy!
The Future is OURS to see.
YOU are RAGING
Enjoy the Actual show.
If you need the pre and post-show antics
then get the ROKFIN SHOW
Take a Deep Breath
NONE OF THIS IS REAL
Jan 27 Ragin For ALL AMERICANS
Enjoy your Breath. The Encroaching Police State will give u no such Choice...DJ Phant0m AKA Pandora's Algo Refused us a Commercial Break and we did the Best we Could. God Bless ROKFIN for providing a Safe Place for America's Top Comedy to Reign Supreme in the AM/FM Space.
Bonus Best of Show! 1/26/21
Some Best of Archives to laugh and sing along while the world succumbs to the Tyranny of Worldwide Wide Mercantile Communism, Forced Labor Camps, and The encroaching Police State.
GaGas Gold Dipped Albatross
Great for Cardio. Enjoy the Simulation. None of this is real and so far it's not illegal to read fake news stories for the first time on camera. Banned from China's State media Twitter. Whiskey and The Surfer is banned in Cuba, North Korea, Iran, and Syria so we're doing something right. A triple shot of Cro-Mags, Madball, Terror, Hatebreed, The Cars, Toto, Styx, ELO, Boston, Iron Reagan, ST, Pitboss 2000, and more! Day 1 as a minority. Wakeborder's Electrocution features Miracle. Millionaire lands plane at AFB to see the same beach that a Father and his 2 kids to be rescued due to High Tides. Taco Bell Taco Artist loses her job for being a nude taco artist online.
Illegal Blinking as Dissent
Progressive Thought is exposed during EXODUS, The Toxic Waltz when your Freedom is kicked in the head and the heartless in the name of progression cut off their root home. Anthrax has the Time. Enjoy Now, it's all you have ever believed you've had. Van Halen visits from beyond and Magic is HERE. I like the nightlife baby. Raging in the Simulation, Triple Shot of TESTAMENT, Double Shot of Suicidal, EDDIE MONEY, METALLICA's Four Horseman Pale to Biden's Cabinet. We talk about the Off-World Dead Mall being shot into space to save Humanity. Does No One Hear? The Cars, Go Gos, Styx, Journey, and Destruction.
Raging in Florida's Simulation
Maiden and TESTAMENT! The Fastest and Fakest Fake News in the HISTORY OF SOUND! TOTO, REO SPEEDWAGON, AF, MADBALL, CRO-MAGS(JJ) and SLAPSHOT. KREATOR, VAN HALEN and METALLICA!!! YOU ARE MOSHING!!!
God Bless You and THANK YOU for spending your Breath here!
False Flag Capitol F-MINUS
Raging in the Simulation with the Most Rageous Top Iconic Rock. Florida Fake News, Metal, Thrash, Punk, and Hardcore, Come get the Podcast Commercial-Free at rokfin.com/JT 4 Hours Early than the rest of the Non-Fin World plus the full Video. Also at Rumble, Bitchute. Find me on Twitter @Johntole and get the least Commercial-Free Version.
Sh!tten Up a Rental @ The Witch Museum
Double shot of RATT, Hard Moshing with Terror, Ringworm, Cruel Hand, The Crue, The Cars, Skid Row(The band, not the alley where I was forced to Wipe in Kamala Harris' America), Testament and More! The Wife and I head to Salem, MA and we had an accident no one could ever imagine. Did I say Voldormort outloud in Salem and the Devil made me pay? 40/60 Maybe.
Doctor Christmas
The Fever is hot with FOREIGNER, The CRUE, Accept, Eddie Money, JP, The CARS, and Most Free Florida in the History of America. Rage On and Celebrate our brothers and sisters who are most fortunate to work! Merry Christmas to All but Metal. Now Listen Up, You're hearing this because YES.
Early Christmas!!!
Zuckerberg is a Clone Lizard Licker who hates TEXAS moar than himself.
I KNOW BETTAH.
Enjoy this dp iinto the Simulation?
Foreigner/Journey or a COMBO
Like a trip thru the Past, Anyway, YOU want IT.
ROKFIN.COM/JT Endorse the MuthaFN Palest of Pale as F horses
Reset The FullNESS of your BREATHReset The FullNESS of your BREATH
weaponsgradefaith.bigcartel.com JOIN THE FREEDOM PARTY!! ! Denver's Top Iconic rock, RAGING IN THE SIMULATION! In today's Show, we CELEBRATE THE FULLNESS OF BREATH ENJOYING, both... Foreigner and Journey. If you ever been foreign, take the deepest of deep breaths and allow and forgive the eternal ignorance that has ALWAYS BEEN, America First, because, WHAT???, other choice 1s there?
WATS Pre-Semi-Show Antics 12/18/20
DJ Phant0m is throwing Heaters but The Home Run Derby is unstoppable.
Full Audio up later today plus the video at https://ROKFIN.COM/JT plus the Soundstooth Apps!
Please Cancel This
In the Simplicity of the Infiltration is the Following.
The Leaders who are perceived to be angry about the infiltration, will have the entiretly of their behaviors being labeled as a Public Health Issue. We need to stand up as Americans Right Now and Right the infinite wrongness involved in Suppressing and Condemning the Ability to question obvious Nonsense including and especially highlighting the Gas Lighting to Create Anger and the subsequent Anger being Medicalized as Dangerous.
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Limited Q uantities remain
299 Years IN the Future
Close your eyes and listen to what is coming and WIN TOMORoROW! There will come a time when no music/info comes from Satellite and all that is LEFT is from Truth Tellers who EXIST, HERE. Welcome to The FUTURE of Saving Humanity!
Rudy's Greased In 45
From Hair Dye Persuasion to Biden's Decline pacing Faster than Fox. Let's get into Facebook's Centra Program and How the Trump Campaign knows exactly how many votes they got. The reveal will be glorious and they reveal might be playing the Biden regression waiting game. Waiting is the hardest part. The equal protection and Signature Verification cases will get us where we need to get to. Why did Dominion close up shop? Why did hundreds of their employees disappear from Linked in?