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Not Literary

Not Literary

By Auriane de Rudder
Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself.

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The Nashville Shitter! After party with Allie Jo Mo...
Today I tell the tale of the one, but sadly, not the only Nashville Shitter. Afterwards I'm joined by Allie Jo Mo and we talk poop stories, reveal a few bar scars and there's even a butt naked homeless woman mixed in there for ya. This is the Season 1 finale, but Not Literary will be back with a Season 2 where we're telling stories from Auriane's first book, Rebound.
01:04:30
June 7, 2021
Auriane Tries Mescaline! A Super Short Story
This week is short and sweet, just a little quickie about club drugs and accidentally assaulting my old, perv boyfriend. Just another Sunday morning, amirite?! We will be back in full force next week for the season 1 finale, complete with a boozy afterparty and VERY special guest! Brace yourselves for...THE TALE OF THE NASHVILLE SHITTER!
10:08
June 1, 2021
"Please! Take Me to The Mall..." Auriane tries to become a stripper and FAILS. But wait,there's more
Another short story from the book Not Literary, this one about a desperate man in a strip club and the all around f*ckery that was 2008. At the After Party, author Garin Pirnia joins us and we talk about our mutually wasted years in Chicago, blacking out, working for MyOpenBar, sex and big panties and trying to make good art (and a living) during the pandemic. Find Garin Pirnia on socials @gpirnia and visit her website GarinPirnia.com and hey, if you're a studio bro, toss her 20k, kay?
01:01:41
May 25, 2021
Ghost Party (Music free version)
Music! Drugs! Weirdly baggy pants and butterfly hair clips! Let's take a trip back in time to the late 90s / early 2000s... I'm joined by a very special guest and we talk a lot about druggggggs babaaay! Also music. Fashion. Raves. General Fu*kery. This version of the episode is music free. If you're interested in listening to the music version you can open Spotify and listen to it there. Enjoy!
01:51:17
May 19, 2021
Getting to Know Your One Night Stand: DON'T DO IT! (Music free version)
This is the story of the worst date I've ever been on in my entire life. At the after party, I'm joined by my friend Allison, who is the only person I know that's been on worse dates than I have. She has some real horror stories for you! Get ready for unsolicited dick pics, a butt guy with trypophobia, Yogi's on ecstasy and much, much more. Oh, and Auriane makes her debut...AS A RAPPER. This is the music-free version of Not Literary, and is available on all major streaming services. To hear the music, check us out on Spotify. 💕
01:16:10
May 18, 2021
Getting to Know Your One Night Stand: DON'T DO IT!
Episodes with music are only available on Spotify.
This is the story of the absolute worst date I've ever been on in my entire life. Afterwards, I'm joined by the only woman I know who's been on more bad dates than I have, Allison who skypes in all the way from Laos. Get ready for unsolicited dick pics, butt guys with Trypophobia, Tindering in Mexico, and Auriane makes her debut as a...RAPPER.
01:21:20
May 18, 2021
Ghost Party!! Is the old SE DC haunted....BY RAVERS? I tell all about good drugs in the late 90s
Episodes with music are only available on Spotify.
Music! Drugs! Weirdly baggy pants and butterfly hair clips! Let's take a trip back in time to the late 90s/ early 2000s... I'm joined by a very special guest and we talk a lot about drugggggs, babaaaay. Also. Music. Fashion. Raves. General fuc*ery.
01:52:47
May 11, 2021
Our Friend Jason: AFTER After Party
Of course an episode about Jason would run long into the night... In this special episode Joe and I get drunk and wax poetic for almost another hour. ⚠️ There was a lot of wine...
52:19
May 4, 2021
Our Friend Jason
This week I tell two of the more sentimental stories from Not Literary, about my good friend Jason who passed away in 2020. I then have a lengthy after party with my friend Joe where I drink way too much wine and we talk about everything from pooping to Jeffrey Epstein. I actually had to cut the after party in half, so there is a bonus episode this week if you want to hear Joe and I get really into it. Xoxo!!!
01:24:45
May 4, 2021
Dirty Donuts
In today's story, we meet the World's Fattest Man. This story takes place in Chicago, where George Chapman will do anything to get his mitts on another Big Mac. Afterwards, my special guest Matt tells a few harrowing tales about an awkward elevator encounter and a shaved cat. Oh, and everyone hates John Mayer.
01:23:16
April 27, 2021
I Saw Your Ass on Craigslist...
A quickie story about buying my bike from tweakers, my first week living in Long Beach. This one is solo and isn't in the book. I'll be back next weekend with the story of The Fattest Man Alive and a surprise guest!
15:15
April 17, 2021
Babycorn: A Baltimore Tale
This is a quickie story from my Baltimore years. My friend Sarah joins me (we're in Mexico this week!) to discuss our time living in Baltimore--specifically the time she kidnapped a live crab. Also we talk about Gwen Stefani's cultural appropriation, the death of DMX and the gender bending happenings at the late, great Grand Central Station.
53:25
April 13, 2021
The Literal Other Side of the Tracks
A trip to Nogales, Mexico gone wrong...or right, depending on your opinion. Spoiler alert! Everybody ends up butt naked...
31:34
April 4, 2021
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July 11, 2020