Bad Idea For A Podcast

THIS WEEK: we're a political junkie podcast that ONLY cares about sex scandals! Come listen in as we look back at some of the "best" scandals over the past few years and make some predictions about Hunter Biden's potential upside! 

The last episode of this iteration of the podcast!

The boys cave to the pressure of the moment and dive into some electoral politics as Tuesdays bedlam bears down upon us all. Realizing the timeline is drawing near it's end, Scott and Kelton are faced with a critical decision: to either jump ship, evolve, or die. Which way did they decide to go? 

Kelton and Scott go after some dogwhistling nerds, pitch a Mountain Dew commercial and Amazing Race series, AND argue about whether or not OnlyFans will have an app on the PS5 or Xbox Series X

Holy shit, what a week ladies and gentlemen. Kelton tries to talk Scott through his latest movie pitch, Scott realizes that so much of stoner culture is stolen valor, and both yearn for a simpler time before Bill Burr hosted SNL.

This week Scott and Kelton come to terms that it’s tough to be pop culture pimps in a Covid-19 world, but continue to persevere in order to bring you the analysis the third act of 2020 deserves. From super spreading events to own the libs, to Gameboy Color and chill—this week’s episode is here to remind us all that every so often the boys actually make good content.

In our first-ever episode with a guest, we are joined by our amazing video editor, Matt Money Muzzy, to talk about sports fandom and marriage and the general feeling of lethargic apathy which has dominated so much in 2020. Also! He's getting married so that also comes up.

This week Scott and Kelton do whatever they can do avoid discussing the elephant in the room that is the death of RBG, but even NBA extramarital affairs and the ongoing Cuties controversy couldn't keep Kelton soapboxed long enough to avoid opening the door for Scott to get political and remind all of us that his personality is his best form of birth control. 

We decided to give the people what they wanted and release our episodes on Monday instead of Friday! So get ready to Tune In, Turn Up, and Drop Off as we discuss the Dune trailer, The Boys vs. Cobra Kai, and shamelessly accuse Optimus Prime of running guns to Osama Bin Laden.

This is a very introspective episode as Scott and Kelton explore their religious pasts, the corn industry, and dating in 2020.

This weeks episode is a struggle for Kelton and Scott to find the vibe, as they both suffer from motor vehicle failure and Kelton has a Catagory 4 hurricane bearing down upon him. We discuss the new Batman teaser, how much cocaine is backstage at the RNC, and finish with your totally normal existential crisis. We hope you enjoy the small moments when they happen, and we promise we'll be back on our game next week!

We throw you right into this one. No intro, no filler, all kil- suicidal tendencies. We get mad at politics, we fall in love with Marianne Williamson all over again, and god damn do we both hate vampires.

Our first *official* episode! We talk a bit of electoral politics up top, but then move along to more relatable topics like being gaslit by your wife and possibly poisoned by your daughter? We're wokeboy feminists, we swear.

We really run the gamut in this episode. Scott discusses Disney's latest attempt at forcing cinematic DLC down our throats, Kelton gives some recommendations to the XFL's new ownership group, and we both try to figure out just what lead to the world getting another Twilight book.

Scott and Kelton switch up the format a bit to make things flow easier and talk about the NBA season restarting, movie studios negotiating a new release agreement, and what billionaire is responsible for these mysterious seeds popping up everywhere.

Kelton is unimpressed with Martha Stewart's selfie and Scott theorizes that Elon Musk is turning Kanye into an android. Then they wrap things up the only way they know how: discussing the risk-reward of opening a QAnon betting website.

Scott and Kelton meetup this week to talk about Call of Duty: Warzone's latest insanely problematic skin and predict what success or failure Peacock TV may experience as it launches and tries to carve out a slice of the streaming service pie.

A fun, smole and cute episode for y'all uWu. Scott proposes that JJ Abrams is a time-traveler and Kelton blames the Kris Jenner for fueling Kanye's latest decent into madness.

Scott and Kelton get a first-hand look at censorship on social media. Scott wants GTA V to double down on its problematic content. Kelton wants to microchip all the Karens. 

Oh, also Scott's Great-Uncle was a Nazi or something? It's a wild episode.

Hey folks! Let's hope our RSS Feeds are all up and running. This was a test recording we did over the weekend and there was a solid 20 minutes of usable content, so why not share it with the masses?

We talk about the worst song to listen to while you die, michael bay movies,  and crowd-sourcing the latest Pirates movie on OnlyFans!