Bad Idea For A Podcast
By Bad Idea For A Podcast
it might be great for an episode, but it’s a bad idea for a podcast
Bad Idea For A PodcastJul 13, 2020
Garbage In, Garbage Out: Let's Talk About... A Christmas Prince!
In this star-studded episode, Kelton (@CultureTruther) brings Devon, Craig (@DearLeaderLorca) AND Matt (@SmoreLax187) onto the show to talk about a Netflix film that can only be described inside the walls of a padded room.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
HoboJoJoe's Infinite Playhouse: I'm Sorry 😞
Controversies always seem to follow streamer HoboJoJoe (Kelton) around, and in a very special livestream he decides to address them head-on with the help of his attorney Hubert Bach (@GRIFTSH0P) and hope to move forward into 2021.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @CultureTruther
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Oral of the Story: Holiday Hookups and Covid Condoms
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Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Scott: @PharkinBastage
Autumn and Thunder: Applying Fantasy Tropes to the 2020 NFL Season
With Scott (@PharkinBastage) not able to make it this week, Kelton (@sexconfetti) and Craig (@DearLeaderLorca) are a taking a look at the 2020 NFL season through the lens of various Fantasy Tropes that exist in literature. The Venn diagram of people this will appeal to is approximately 0, but it was still a blast to record!
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Matt: @SmoreLax187
Uncovered: Leaked Audio from an HBO Max Executive Meeting
This week, Scott and Kelton are joined by @rnaboursIII to be executives at an HBO Max meeting as they address the state of affairs and brainstorm ideas on what new content to try and produce to bring more subscribers to the service.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Genre Police: Stay in Your Lane, Sony
Our good pal Teddy (@diyfieri) joins us this week as we become a fedora tippin' podcast of Ancaps who hate everything, while providing you that barely veiled racism conservatives know and love.
We discuss the PS5 and Call of Duty launch fails, and what happens when a console gets too curvy.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Thots and Players: Hunter Biden & Other Top US Sex Scandals
THIS WEEK: we're a political junkie podcast that ONLY cares about sex scandals! Come listen in as we look back at some of the "best" scandals over the past few years and make some predictions about Hunter Biden's potential upside!
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Political Masturbation Masquerading as a Theme.
The last episode of this iteration of the podcast!
The boys cave to the pressure of the moment and dive into some electoral politics as Tuesdays bedlam bears down upon us all. Realizing the timeline is drawing near it's end, Scott and Kelton are faced with a critical decision: to either jump ship, evolve, or die. Which way did they decide to go?
Stay tuned to next weeks episode of *redacted*
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Mountain Dewgwhistles of Montgomery County
Kelton and Scott go after some dogwhistling nerds, pitch a Mountain Dew commercial and Amazing Race series, AND argue about whether or not OnlyFans will have an app on the PS5 or Xbox Series X
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
The Inevitable Stanning of Sonequa Martin-Green
This week the boys bring in special guest and prolific Twitter shitposter @DearLeaderLorca to talk about toxic fandoms, Star Trek Discovery, and UK cooking shows. In celebration of the recent season premier of Star Trek Discovery, Scott time travels to the past and uses his old mic to bring us that low quality audio that only Jack White would love.
New Episodes Every Monday!
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Time Travel Strikeouts
Holy shit, what a week ladies and gentlemen. Kelton tries to talk Scott through his latest movie pitch, Scott realizes that so much of stoner culture is stolen valor, and both yearn for a simpler time before Bill Burr hosted SNL.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Crab Rave Rangoon
This week Scott and Kelton come to terms that it’s tough to be pop culture pimps in a Covid-19 world, but continue to persevere in order to bring you the analysis the third act of 2020 deserves. From super spreading events to own the libs, to Gameboy Color and chill—this week’s episode is here to remind us all that every so often the boys actually make good content.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Metric System Marriages (feat. Muzzy)
In our first-ever episode with a guest, we are joined by our amazing video editor, Matt Money Muzzy, to talk about sports fandom and marriage and the general feeling of lethargic apathy which has dominated so much in 2020. Also! He's getting married so that also comes up.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Nikki Haley's Baby
This week Scott and Kelton do whatever they can do avoid discussing the elephant in the room that is the death of RBG, but even NBA extramarital affairs and the ongoing Cuties controversy couldn't keep Kelton soapboxed long enough to avoid opening the door for Scott to get political and remind all of us that his personality is his best form of birth control.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Dunescrolling the Timeline
We decided to give the people what they wanted and release our episodes on Monday instead of Friday! So get ready to Tune In, Turn Up, and Drop Off as we discuss the Dune trailer, The Boys vs. Cobra Kai, and shamelessly accuse Optimus Prime of running guns to Osama Bin Laden.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Columbine Audubon Society
This is a very introspective episode as Scott and Kelton explore their religious pasts, the corn industry, and dating in 2020.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Mulligans 4 All
This weeks episode is a struggle for Kelton and Scott to find the vibe, as they both suffer from motor vehicle failure and Kelton has a Catagory 4 hurricane bearing down upon him. We discuss the new Batman teaser, how much cocaine is backstage at the RNC, and finish with your totally normal existential crisis. We hope you enjoy the small moments when they happen, and we promise we'll be back on our game next week!
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Space Force Ambassadors to Vulcan
We throw you right into this one. No intro, no filler, all kil- suicidal tendencies. We get mad at politics, we fall in love with Marianne Williamson all over again, and god damn do we both hate vampires.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Wet Pussy & Salted Beef
Our first *official* episode! We talk a bit of electoral politics up top, but then move along to more relatable topics like being gaslit by your wife and possibly poisoned by your daughter? We're wokeboy feminists, we swear.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
TikTok Twilight Teens
We really run the gamut in this episode. Scott discusses Disney's latest attempt at forcing cinematic DLC down our throats, Kelton gives some recommendations to the XFL's new ownership group, and we both try to figure out just what lead to the world getting another Twilight book.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @CultureTruther
Mail Order Nutscape Boxes
Scott and Kelton switch up the format a bit to make things flow easier and talk about the NBA season restarting, movie studios negotiating a new release agreement, and what billionaire is responsible for these mysterious seeds popping up everywhere.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @CultureTruther
Hip Hop Stunt Doubles
Kelton is unimpressed with Martha Stewart's selfie and Scott theorizes that Elon Musk is turning Kanye into an android. Then they wrap things up the only way they know how: discussing the risk-reward of opening a QAnon betting website.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Border Patrol Uber Rides
Scott and Kelton meetup this week to talk about Call of Duty: Warzone's latest insanely problematic skin and predict what success or failure Peacock TV may experience as it launches and tries to carve out a slice of the streaming service pie.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Trailer
Anchor and Spotify wanted us to do it, so who are we to say no?
Kanye West is the Next Howard Hughes
A fun, smole and cute episode for y'all uWu. Scott proposes that JJ Abrams is a time-traveler and Kelton blames the Kris Jenner for fueling Kanye's latest decent into madness.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Larry Nassar Flight Logs
Scott and Kelton get a first-hand look at censorship on social media. Scott wants GTA V to double down on its problematic content. Kelton wants to microchip all the Karens.
Oh, also Scott's Great-Uncle was a Nazi or something? It's a wild episode.
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187
Blood, Bay, & Boots
Hey folks! Let's hope our RSS Feeds are all up and running. This was a test recording we did over the weekend and there was a solid 20 minutes of usable content, so why not share it with the masses?
We talk about the worst song to listen to while you die, michael bay movies, and crowd-sourcing the latest Pirates movie on OnlyFans!
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Scott: @PharkinBastage
Kelton: @sexconfetti
Craig: @DearLeaderLorca
Matt: @SmoreLax187