The Brandonian Doctrine
By Brandon Wilson
The Brandonian DoctrineMay 03, 2020
113 Free book
When did they change the definition of "free?"
112 Sock Drive
I'm all for donations, but let's make it a win-win for everyone.
111 You're FedEx!
I'm not confused at all. You're FedEx!
110 I've got great news
Great news, bad news, but for whom?
109 Simultaneous Bodily Functions
Hopefully, nothing like this has ever happened to you.
108 Credit for the offer
I don't mind helping with certain tasks, but for drudgery like moving, I just want credit for the offer.
107 Browsing CNN
I'll take the hit and read the news so you don't have to.
106 St. Patrick's Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Whatever you do, don't go to an Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day.
105 A Dream of a Wedding
No one wants to hear about the dream you had last night.
104 Phrases to end a call
Have you ever been on the phone with someone and just can't seem to end the call? Here are some suggestions that should end the call immediately.
103 Chips and Floor Salsa
A tip for SuperBowl parties
102 What to do when someone is choking
Important public service announcement in case you are ever in this situation.
101 Best of Part 2
Part 2 of the best clips of The Brandonian Doctrine
100 Best of Part 1
As a capper to Season 1, this is Part 1 of a compilation of the best bits from The Brandonian Doctrine
99 Tickets
"Tickets! Tickets!"
98 My voicemail box is full
This is what I've always wanted my voicemail message to be.
97 The 33 Percent Rule
A rule for relationships
96 No is an acceptable choice
Just say no applies to more than just drugs.
95 Busy is a decision
Are you pretending to be too busy? That's your choice.
94 Money back guarantee
I don't want my money back. I want the product/service to work as advertised.
93 Milk is a gateway food to bad eating
For me, milk does NOT do a body good.
92 Internet's down!
Sometimes the internet goes down and sometimes it doesn't.
91 Getting less but paying more
So much for the trend of bigger is better.
90 My ode to pizza
For all the pizza lovers out there.
89 Finishing what you started
What's this "never quit" mantra I hear so much about?
88 Momentum in three's
On momentum, success, decision, and action
87 When the day starts
Hint: It's NOT when you wake up in the morning.
86 Knowledge is not power
Knowing is not enough.
85 Dad humor
My attempt at some dad humor.
84 Three check month
Has anyone else experienced the three-check month phenomenon?
83 A relatively healthy young man
"What would you say to someone who is bleeding from four different places on his body at the same time?"
82 Work messaging
Microsoft Teams is the latest program. Do we need another one?
81 Weddings
Should weddings be put on hold while we sort out this pandemic?
80 A man going into a women's restroom conclusion
Part 2
79 A man going into a women's restroom
True story. Part 1.
78 Titles don't matter
I don't care about your title.
77 Putting all your eggs in one basket
One source of income is a bad idea.
76 Tide Epi pen
A new invention that combines life-saving with convenience.
75 Reverse dialing
A technique for dealing with telemarketers.
74 Lessons learned
What's the point of lessons learned if no one learns the lessons?
73 Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day!
72 The Turkey Bacon Hypothesis
I'm either going to eat the real deal or go without. No turkey bacon.
71 BOGO
Buy one, get one. What happened to 2-for-1?
70 I'll see you on Sunday
Direct threat or harmless reminder?
69 Three sneezes
Beware that third sneeze in a row.
68 Escape rooms
Do not invite me to one.
67 A Look-see
Have a look-see.
66 Friendly reminders
Maybe it's time for unfriendly reminders instead.
65 A drink coaster has two jobs
Any drink coasters that do not fulfill these two jobs are out!
64 Grocery shopping tips
Let's explore some grocery shopping tips and see if they are all that valuable.