Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcast

Windmill. Twice.

An episode of Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcast

By Landon Lee Kirksey
We recap all things Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Paradise!
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Windmill. Twice.
It's fantasy suites and we're talking about Luke drowning himself on the moral highground. Also Jed dishes out reality and Tyler abstains. Can the Broses pray over you?
July 18, 2019
Scott is hosting bingo and Landon's mic is kinda messed up this episode BUT it can't stop us from talking about hometowns!
July 10, 2019
Shower God
This train keeps rolling to the broken bridge of love and Luke P but hey we’re having fun on the way.
July 3, 2019
Stay in Your Lane
Lots of Bachelorette to cover and the Broses marvel over the wonder that is the stupidity of Luke P. and Hannah B. Plus all of the traditions of Latvia, naked and otherwise! 
June 27, 2019
Battle of the Lukes
Luke S. and Luke P. square off in rugby and wits. We'll let you decide who wins. Also we go to the best tourist spot in Rhode Island...Boston!
June 7, 2019
Pity Bros
Luke P. is beginning his hulk out phase and Cam is unaware of how he appears to everyone else and the world. All of that, plus labor pains! It's Broses Before Roses!
May 31, 2019
Hannah Beast
Broses Before Roses is back to talk about The Bachelorette and Hannah B's season! It's week one, so we're talking about who made a strong first impression and also Scott who had a girlfriend. 
May 17, 2019
Broses Before Roses - Bafumbled
Pirates! Terry Crews! Roller coasters! This show has everything! We recap this bafumbling episode of The Bachelor.
January 22, 2019
Broses Before Roses - Toast Master
Hannah gets a little tongue-tied and Demi breaks all of the rules. Broses are here to break it all down, one breakdown at a time.
January 16, 2019
Broses Before Roses - He's Leaping Over the Wall
Broses are back! Colton is our bachelor this season and we're here to talk about the premier and this virgin/maybe-not-virgin! Join us as we recap The Bachelor!
January 12, 2019
Broses Before Roses - Bye Arnie
It's the finale of Arie's Bachelor and we celebrate him finding love on the first or second try.
March 8, 2018
Broses Before Roses - Loss for Ross
The close of Winter Games and the overnight fantasy dates! Arie lays down the law with Krystal and an old flame comes down to Peru.
February 28, 2018
Broses Before Roses - Lil Smokies
This week is hometowns BUT ALSO WINTER GAMES!
February 21, 2018
Broses Before Roses - 24601
This week we're back talking about Paris and Italy!
February 14, 2018
Broses Before Roses - Arie's Law
We're back finally to talk about Arie's season so far! Bowling! Drama! Florida! Yes, this season has it all and the Broses are ready to talk about it. Glitter.
January 31, 2018
Broses Before Roses - Stop Saying Scallop Fingers
Welp, Alexis tried to feed Jack Stone a dead crab. You do not cross...Jack Stone.
September 1, 2017
Broses Before Roses - KrisDEANa
We're back and talking about Paradise!
August 26, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Peter IS Goofy
It's the finale of Rachel's season of The Bachelorette and the Broses are fired up about it!
August 8, 2017
Broses Before Roses - We Out Here
We're back and talking about hometowns and I guess these are fantasy suites? Plus, Eric makes no sense, Dean gets the short end of life and Peter may be evil. Broses are breaking it down. WE OUT HERE!
July 27, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Here's Wyatt!
It's a three-fer for the one on ones and we all think we know how this one is going to shake out. Bryan gets a watch and Dean goes to church. Fun!
July 11, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Booty Roll
We're back with a lot to cover this week! Lee and Kenny! Jack Stone! And wikings!
July 4, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Physde
We almost lost paradise this week, and the Broses are here to break it down in the most sensitive way possible. Also Mike thinks blimps suck and no one knows who the hell Russell Dickerson is.
June 21, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Let Me See Your Junk Woo
This week we say bye bye to the kaboom kid, and are grossed out by bananas and horse cakes. Also folks are talking about Eric and he's handling it...not...well. It's Broses time!
June 7, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Itsa me! DeMario's Girlfriend
Oh no! DeMario! it doesn't matter how many times ago you met her, Rachel isn't happy about this other ladyfriend. Plus there's a boring rivalry between two bad contestants and the Kutch shows up.
June 1, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Lotta Lawyers
Broses Before Roses is back and we're talking Bachelorette! So many lawyers, a certain catchphrase that shall not be named, and this show has waaaay too much Florida.
May 25, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Goodnight, Sweet Nick
We made it. Nick found "love" and sure...that'll last. Listen as the Broses break down the finale, whether they think the happy couple will last past this posting, and the exciting things to come in hashtag BachelorNation.
March 17, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Definitely Not Traditional
A winter wonderland! Or at least somewhere that's easy on the ole production wallet. This week we talk about the (not so) shocking departures and one of us watched the women tell all!
March 9, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Hometowns for Nick
From Hoxie to Montreal, join us as we travel to hometowns this week and cringe as Nick sort of kind of asks for blessings from these poor fathers.
February 23, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Nanny Time
Nick continues to clean house as we barrel on to hometown dates next week. The Broses are here to ride this dolphin all the way to Bimini Bay.
February 16, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Bloodbath
It's a total bloodbath this week as Nick gets rid of every woman he doesn't care about. Or he's just making the way for Corinne. Okay, that's what he's doing.
February 9, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Boo In Paradise
This week we're down on the bayou! Nick and the ladies brave some spooky ghosts and Taylor braves the even spookier Corinne. The Broses are back in full force to recap it all for you in their own special way...badly.
February 2, 2017
Broses Before Roses - That's So Raven
Off to Wisconsin! The Broses run down these sorta-kinda hometown dates. And Raven...Raven has seen some things...
January 26, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Everybody! (yeah)
This week Backstreet's back, but really, did they ever leave? Plus love defies gravity, and there's a bouncy castle. All fun things!
January 19, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Playa Say What
Liz spills the beans, but does she pay the right price...for beans...I'm lost in the metaphor. Also Taylor stands up for herself and we love Christen.
January 12, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Enter Nick (Again)
Broses are back! And so is Nick! We kick off this season of The Bachelor
January 7, 2017
Broses Before Roses - Paradise Finale
It's the finale of Bachelor in Paradise and the Broses are here to talk about all the boring couples who found gross love.
September 8, 2016
Broses Before Roses - It's Nick, Everyone. It's Nick
Well the secret's out and now we know what's in store for us for the next Bachelor season BUT we're not ready to leave Paradise just least not until Ashley forces us out.
September 2, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Make Out With Your Mind
The Vizzy shake-up has Paradise rattled, but the Broses are here to stand with Vinsanity! It's a full crew this week as run down all the twists and turns...okay so it's still mostly Jared and Ashley.
August 26, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Somebody's Cryin' (It's Ashley)
This week it's Jared who finds himself in hot water when his flame, Ashley I. shows up in paradise. Plus, what's up with Carly and Evan? And who goes to Senor Frogs? This and more this week on Broses!
August 17, 2016
Broses Before Roses - The Carly War
This week Landon and Jeff disagree about Carly. Scott is Switzerland. Also Josh is...well he's still Josh as it turns out.
August 12, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Goodbye JoJo, Hello Paradise
Broses are back and we're in Paradise! Or...we're talking about it. We talk about JoJo's finale and everything that goes with it, and barrel carefree right down to Mexico to the incredible television that is...Bachelor in Paradise.
August 5, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Fire And Rain
It's a sad week here on Broses as we bid farewell to two of our favorites. Or at least one of our favorites. Guess who. It's not Alex.
July 14, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Entitled Alf
This week we talk about the (not so) shocking exits from some of the guys. Also is Jordan entitled? Will Derek cry? Find out all this and more on this week's Broses!
June 29, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Love You Too, Robby
This week we bid a fond farewell to the best good bad guy, and sure enough the guys do their best to find another villain. Also Mike did a lot of research on Uruguay. Which is weird.
June 23, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Blueberries And Paper Airplanes
Is it the Chad meltdown week? It's the Chad meltdown week!
June 9, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Chad Don't Play
All the Broses are in this week to talk about Jojo's SF date with whatshisname, James and his amazing songs, and Chad and his amazing meat eating ability.
June 2, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Jojo's Chillin
The Bachelorette is back and the Broses are here to talk about JoJo's bizarre adventure! That's an anime reference so you know we're qualified!
May 25, 2016
Broses Before Roses - The Ben Finale
It's the finale and the Broses are here to send Ben off by questioning his choice, doubting his relationships and celebrating the dawn of the Age of JoJo.
March 15, 2016
Broses - The Women And Landon And Jeff Tell All
It's the Women Tell All show so of course it makes sense that Jeff and Landon rep the Broses and talk about it.
March 10, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Jamaican Jerks
It's fantasy suite time! Who will Ben take to...ah nevermind, he'll take all of them.
March 2, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Hometowns
This week we see the hometowns of the remaining ladies in such locales as...Portland...and Ohio! Also Jeff falls out of his chair.
February 25, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Hello Warsaw!
This week all the Broses are in the same room! We talk about Ben's triumphant return to his hometown, fast food places that aren't McDonald's, and Ben's party barge.
February 18, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Olivia Has Fallen
This week Landon and Jeff are out on assignment, but Scott and Mike are holding down the fort with Kellen. Will Olivia be done this week? I guess you already know if you watched it OR read the title of this episode!
February 11, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Visit Mexico
This week we're in Mexico! Well, we're not, but everyone else is. We have special guests Kellen and Zach to talk about all the shenanigans. Build a wall!
February 5, 2016
Broses Before Roses - And Twiiiiinnns
This week Ben and the girls are in Vegas! Which twin stays home? Does Ben marry Becca on the spot? Does Olivia have a talent? Find out this and more with the Broses.
January 27, 2016
Broses Before Roses - Ben's Desert Hot Tub
This week we're down a Mike but we soldier on like Jubilee getting on a helicopter.
January 20, 2016
Broses Ride Again
All the Broses are back in the same room this week to talk about Ben, Lace, and the many philosophical questions that come from this show we call Bachelor.
January 13, 2016
The Devil's Brew
A cautionary tale. Written and performed by Landon Kirksey. Production by Jay Frosting.
October 30, 2015
Ginny's On The Couch
Fair warning, this thing is off the rails before it even starts.
September 5, 2015
The Ballad Of Joe And Sam
This week the saga continues with Joe and Sam. Also Juelia brings back Mikey T. to no fanfare and a prop plane gets used. Twice! Mexico!
August 27, 2015
Broses In Paradise Week Joe
Is this Joe's week to face retribution from everyone else in paradise? Or do people sorta mostly not care. Or is it something in between? We talk about this and all the other coupling taking place on this week's Bachelor in Paradise.
August 19, 2015
Holy Crap Joe
This week is a doozy! Josh is high on molly. And Joe is high on power. GIMME DAT ROSE!
August 13, 2015
Broses Island Paradise
Welcome back to paradise with the Broses! Who hooks up? Who tips the bartender? Is Mexico an island? Find out with the Broses!
August 4, 2015
Broses Bachelorette Finale
It's over! And we talk about the lovely couple and what's to come in paradise!
August 3, 2015
Broses Men Tell All - Ish
All of the Broses are back to tell all about the men tell all.
July 27, 2015
Broses And Friends
After some time away for reflection Broses returns mostly intact. Kellen and Susan are with us to talk about the last couple of weeks of The Bachelorette as we head for the home stretch.
July 20, 2015
Broses Week 7
Things are getting very emotional for many of the men on The Bachelorette and we have a very special guest to talk about it. Also the men are stuck in Ireland for the foreseeable future. Send help.
July 1, 2015
Broses Week 6
Women invade the Broses HQ this week with all the Broses GONE save for one. So Landon's wife Susan and Bachelorette blogger and friend Kellen fill in to talk about San Antonio and Dublin.
June 24, 2015
Broses Week 5
Roses are spread out across the country but that doesn't stop The Bachelorette from airing for some reason. This week we talk about San Antonio, dirty river water, and the Alamo. Quick quick slow.
June 20, 2015
Broses Week 4
This week we deal with the Nick V. bombshell. Or don't deal with it.
June 10, 2015
Broses Week 3
This week we talk about Sumos, bromances, and Nakatomi Plaza!
June 3, 2015
Broses Week 2
Week two features "the sweet science" stand up comedy. We talk about that, plus boxing and King Kupah's hissy fit.
May 28, 2015
Broses Week 1
We start on our epic bachelorette journey.
May 26, 2015
Broses Bachelorette Preview Show
The Bachelorette is coming back and so are the Broses! Join us as we talk about many things that are not The Bachelorette. And then some about the show.
May 13, 2015
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