Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
By Crash Dummies
Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and MikeJul 28, 2021
Straight Wood - Episode 48
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Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47
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The Shocker - Episode 46
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What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
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T Drive - Episode 44
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Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43
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Milked - Episode 42
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Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41
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Two Mouths - Episode 40
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Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39
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Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
Serial Cheater - Episode 37
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Don't Flinch - Episode 36
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Daddy - Episode 35
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Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34
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Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
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Uncancellable - Episode 32
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Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
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A Third-Party - Episode 30
Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28
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A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
Explosionist - Episode 26
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com. 0:00 - Intro
3:10 - Jake Paul
12:09 - Semi Truck Accident
22:10 - Crimes in 4K
23:12 - Protocols
27:00 - New baby mama
33:48 - Christmas Relationship
37:11 - Child of an athlete
41:15 - Better chance of doing?
46:00 - 5 days left
53:15 - Would you rather? (Past bs Future)
1:00:10 - Would you rather? (Money)
1:08:41 - Closing Time
Off The Back - Episode 25
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Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24
Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23
2:20 - Kimye
11:36 - Money Truck
16:42 - Black Friday
19:11 - Bank Heist
21:29 - Dollar Tree
25:31 - Pros vs Fans
29:37 - Poop Spray
31:24 - Would you rather?
35:11 - Would you rather?
36:26 - Would you rather? (Fighting Scenarios)
43:07 - Weird Scenario (Mike’s Fight Story)
47:19 - Crazy Story
53:21 - what would you do? (Pats Story)
55:56 - Parent Teacher Conference
1:00:03 - Can you do this?
1:03:12 - Would you rather?
1:04: 57 - Holiday Season
1:06:27 - Entrepreneur Day
1:08:24 - Outro
Birthday Behavior - Episode 22
5:05 - Young Dolph
10:32 - Money isn’t everything
12:50 - When somebody tries to sell you something
17:30 - Rappers vs NBA
19:16 - Lebron Fights
24:30 - Would you rather?
26:05 - Americans
28:42 - Organ Donor
35:00 - Holiday Season
36:24 - One Animal
39:14 - Not that many Jrs
41:21 - Pat’s Subway Rant
43:30 - Deserved to get scammed
45:35 - Old Country Buffet
47:22 - What store would you bring back
49:53 - Mike isn’t a gang member
52:12 - Would you rather?
57:00 - Thanksgiving
1:00:00 - PETA Protest
1:02:19 - Outro
X-Ray Vision - Episode 21
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We’re Back - Episode 20
Funny Moments Compilation
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Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19
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0:00 - Intro 3:28 - Alec Baldwin 9:35 - Black Vs White Churches 17:23 - Merch Update 18:34 - Would you rather? 21:40 - Secrets or Seekers? 24:19 - Ghost Driving 30:20 - Donald Trump Update 30:39 - Favorite Song 34:43 - Would you rather? 36:37 - Old MTV 41:55 - Would you rather? 45:30 - Old Men at the gym 48:48 - Would you rather? 51:10 - Different Language 52:17 - Would you rather? 55:08 - NBA 75 1:01:55 - Most Useless body part 1:02:48 - Caitlyn Jenner (Outro)
The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18
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0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro
Viva Viagra - Episode 17
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro
YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16
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3:30 - Urban Meyer
7:53 - Squid Games
15:10 - Lil Baby
16:49 - Give me my money back
19:14 - Roll the dice
22:25 - Powerball Numbers
24:20 - Plane crash
26:50 - Yik Yak
34:23 - Devious Acts
36:56 - McRib is back
38:30 - Spooky season
44:19 - Walmart vs Target
49:00 - Vaccinated
1:03:18 - Superpowers
1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers
1:07:44 - Wanna get taller?
1:10:08 - Dress up
1:12:20 - Friend Zoned
1:20:00 - Outro
You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15
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0:00 - Intro
3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions
6:11 - Gabby Petito
12:13 - Cancel Him
15:25 - Fish McMuffin
19:58 - American Eating
24:03 - Prison Time for Money
27:33 - Dumb Crimes
28:45 - Kanye West Following People
32:39 - Unwritten Rules
41:09 - Girl Lyrics
42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls
48:16 - This We Watched As Kids
52:36 - Mike’s Story
54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing
01:03:29 - Pranks
01:06:12 - The Rock
01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson
01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan
01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle
01:19:06 - New iPhone
01:22:10 - The View
01:25:41- Outro
Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14
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0:00 - Intro
4:11 - Lost Kid
9:18 - Smart Kids
12:22 - Parents are liars
13:43 - NBA Old Heads
18:51 - Time to Read
20:34 - WYR (War Time)
25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon
29:55 - Celebrity Parents
34:37 - Emoji Facts
40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds
42:07 - Alien Encounter
49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts
51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway
56:47 - Reddit WYR
59:52 - School Days
1:01:00 - Wedding Pics
1:02:41 - Mandela Effect
1:06:20 - Voice Acting
1:08:26 - Outro
The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13
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0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro
Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12
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0:00 - Intro 4:44 - CLB 13:36 - WYR? 16:58 - Fight Cancer 18:42 - Devil On My Shoulder 23:37 - Teachers Crying 30:57 - Heaven or Hell? 34:15 - Annoying Girlfriend 37:09 - Car Trouble 41:19 - Dreaming 49:12 - Kangaroo Time 53:10 - NBA Dodgeball 56:12 - Civilians 59:00 - Buy My Clothes 1:02:00 - Biological Child 1:06:47 - WYR? 1:09:23 - Magic Johnson 1:13:00 - Inner Thoughts 1:16:14 - Caller 1:22:00 - Bishop Sycamore 1:29:16 - Outro
Tender Touch - Episode 11
0:00 - Intro 4:48 - Donda 16:45 - Jake Paul 20:00 - WYR? 23:33 - Pat’s Story 24:50 - Party Time 31:04 - Wet Tissue 34:01 - Random Couple 37:35 - Addict 39:48 - Tender Touch 43:20 - Kidnapped? 44:27 - HotDogs 46:13 - 9th Place 52:00 - Reddit Group 54:46 - 100 million or your arm 56:58 - Too Much Ice 1:04:53 - Proposal 1:07:30 - Characteristics 1:10:05 - WYR? 1:12:53 - Outro
The Milk Man - Episode 10
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0:00 - Intro 4:06 - Crate Challenge 10:53 - Asking questions in front of the class 12:48 - Rappers got stop 13:50 - Screaming at concerts 17:45 - Dating apps 22:05 - Pj Washington 28:32 - Kardashians control everything 30:20 - Kylie stealing designs? 32:53 - Trump gets booed 34:36 - Guys face timing 36:17 - Girls calling about nothing 38:12 - You can’t pause an online game 41:00 - Chicago Rappers throwing a baseball 43:03 - Chasity belt 44:35 - Would you rather 48:35 - Would you rather 52:08 - Would you rather 55:08 - Would you rather 56:04 - Update on sperm group 59:02 - Onlyfans is done 1:04:15 - Outro
Late Nights - Episode 9
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0:00 - Intro 3:38 - Ray Lewis 8:04 - Vaccines talk 13:17 - Crazy dm 15:00 - Would you rather 18:43 - Would you rather 21:58 - Sperm donor 28:56 - Grape flavor 30:47 - Impossible Meat 34:32 - Would our kids use social media? 40:13 - Change a body sound 42:26 - Frozen hands 44:39 - Our haters 47:28 - Stand up comedy 51:45 - Wake up/ Old heads 53:47 - Zillow 56:12 - Counting pennies 58:08 - Black people and microwaves 59:55 - Random conversation 1:02:42 - Would you rather 1:03:53 - Would you rather 1:04:18 - Batman sucks 1:10:50: -Outro
Cancel Everyone - Episode 8
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0:00 - Intro
2:28 - Da baby Canceled?
9:08 - Manscaped
12:07 - 6ix9ine interview
20:26 - Would Pat snitch on Mike?
21:55 - Suitcase full of money
23:55 -Have you ever screamed?
27::00 - Are politicians the new sports teams?
32:21 - Is Kanye waiting for Drake?
37:04 - German Coach punches a horse
41:25 - Girls being impressed
46:37 - Cougar Love
48:13 - What would we do for a million dollars
54:20 - would you rather?
55:48 - Forgetting deodorant
57:39 - Look at us
58:30 - How to survive a zombie apocalypse
1:04:21 - Netflix shows we hate and love
1:04:46 - Outer Banks rant
1:08:34 - All American rant
1:11:01 - More Netflix show rants
1:13:55 - Our shortest relationships
1:17:05 - Our corniest moments
1:20:41 - Water cups
1:21:30 - Bill Cosby stand up?
1:26:43 - Memphis rappers
1:29:02 - Fight to the death
1:34:08 - Outro
Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7
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0:00 Intro
3:38 Rating Restaurants
27:42 Building on fire scenario
29:22 Simone Biles
37:49 Kyrie vs Nike
43:14 Aaron Rodgers
48:01 Would you rather
50:55 If you had 1M
53:01 Someone offers you this deal
56:04 Kelly Clarkston /Dr.Dre
1:03:41 Ashton Kutcher
1:10:12 Mike Story
1:20:48 How do you count
1:23:17 Would you rather
1:25:53 Plunger
1:28:18 Bidet Chronicles
1:33:03 Would you rather
1:39:09 Handshake
1:43:30 Da baby
1:49:04 Donkey vs Giraffe
1:51:38 Outro
Pat vs Africa - Episode 6
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0:00 Intro 2:07 Bucks in 6 7:20 Kanye did what? 13:08 Ad 16:00 Top 5 Rappers 20:00 Two Free things 24:36 Emotionally Scarred 27:46 Runaway child 31:03 Cock Fighting 36:07 Guardians?? 39:27 (picture of Arab mascot) 40:33 Jeff Bezos in space 41:05 (picture of rocket) 45:10 He got fired for what? 47:43 Bad Therapist 48:38 Would you rather… 54:20 Near Death Experience 56:51 Speak Better 59:47 Kardashian Curse 1:01:26 Olympics 1:08:24 Tik Tok Story 1:10:12 R. Kelly 1:12:40 Back to School 1:17:19 would you rather… 1:21:54 What’s her name? 1:26:26 Outro
Goat Head - Episode 5
0:00 - intro 3:52 - You ever been jumped before? 11:47 - XXL Freestyle 15:54 - Baby Hitler 19:34 - Nigeria vs USA 24:37 - Chrissy Tiegen Canceled 33:07 - Celebrity Break Ins 38:26 - Ad 41:18 -Toilet Snake 44:21 - Space Jam 2 48:05 - Qdoba vs Chipotle 51:08 - 2021 prediction 57:47 - Statistical Liar 1:08:10 - Would you rather? 1:31:03 - Lamar vs Tristan 1:34:32 - Outro
Wheaties - Episode 4
0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Nigerian Boarding School 9:26 - What happens when you die? 17:00 - Scammed a scammer 25:08 - Athletes vs the world 40:46 - We are officially myth busters? 45:25 - How bad can Mike mess this up? 58:17 - This should be banned in America 1:07:00 - Would you rather. 1:12:25 - A personal thank you