Dude, That's F****d Up
By WhoHaha
Dude, That's F****d UpMay 20, 2020
E204: Dis Coho Sucks
In 1979, some feckless Chicago "Shock Jock" took to Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, to physically blow up a bunch of Disco records records in the name of Rock & Roll, which turned into an absolute disaster. Erin and Nicole discuss the events of "Disco Demolition Night," what it truly meant to hate Disco (hint: homophobia, racism and sexism), and are dumbfounded as to why Comiskey Park thought it was a good idea to celebrate the 40th anniversary of this event in 2019???
E203: Two Utes
A listener suggested this episode topic (thank you!) and Erin and Nicole were both like, "ahhh doiiii!" So here it is, the history of period products! Aka the long and winding road of sanitary products. Aka people mostly bled into belts until Kotex, Stay Free and Tampax came along with some non-belt innovation.
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E202: Y2Que?
It's not often the world plans for a big ol' disaster that just doesn't disast. Older millennials will recall NYE 1999, when the entire world braced for the apocalypse and then nothing really happened. In fact, Erin and Nicole lived through it and the worst thing to happen that night was Erin's parents makin' out in front of Nicole. They're breaking down the lead up to and petering out of Y2K!
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E201: 2020 Cringe Binge
There's no way around it - 2020 was awful. But if you look closely, you can find schadenfreude is so many of the smaller moments: Gal Gadot's celeb-studded rendition of "Imagine;" Lori Loughlin's daughter Olivia Jade going on Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk to "learn" about her privilege; the implosion of Quibi. From celebrities to politics, Erin and Nicole are talking about all of their favorite in 2020 cringe! What are some of yours?!
E200: Sinterkla-La-La!
Holy Sh*t, it's the the Dude, That's F****d Up 200th Episode! And if that weren't enough, it's also Erin and Nicole's annual holiday tradition of roasting one another with a Sinterklaas poem! And to top it all off, it's also a listener episode, because they read YOUR Sinterklaas poems, too! It's truly so fun and stupid and sure to be a highlight of 2020! (Thank you to everyone who submitted a poem! We love you and your creativity so much!)
E199: PSA! VD is for Everybody!
What do Tony Danza, Jerry Orbach's Eyes, Rachel Leigh Cook's frying pan and a cheery accordion song about gonorrhea have in common? They're all featured in Public Service Announcements! Erin and Nicole dissect some of the best, worst PSAs they can find on the internet.
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E198: Rathboned
Everyone knows about the assassination of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, but did you know there was another couple in the box at Ford's Theater that night?! Erin and Nicole tipsily discuss the role Henry Rathbone played in the events that fateful evening, followed by the tragedy of his wife Clara's murder.
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E197: Mashed Po-TIT-oes
Big shout out to everyone who sent in questions for this mailbag episode - you made it happen and the Dudes are thankful for you! We learn about Erin and Nicole's best friendship, their confusing feelings for Kristen Stewart, traumatic holiday memories and so much more!
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E196: Strong Winds at 20 Balloon Knots
Thanksgiving looks a little different this year, but there's one constant - the pressure to uphold capitalism! So of course the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a go. But based on past balloon catastrophes, it maybe should have been canceled? Like, permanently?
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E195: White House Cheddar
The United States has a new president and that calls for a celebration! Stop by your favorite Yankee Candle shop, Hudson News location, or just re-wrap that last white elephant gift, while Erin and Nicole dissect the worst gifts U.S. presidents have ever received.
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E194: Squonk If You Love PA
Pennsylvania isn't only helping save our democracy this week, they're giving us the weirdest cryptid to date: The Squonk! This creature is a mashup of a flacid Pigman of Vermont and that meme of James Van Der Beek crying on Dawson's Creek. Not to be confused with Squonking, which is some sort of vaping?
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E193: Homicidal Grande
Nannie Doss, a female serial killer from the 40s and 50s, took a page out of Ariana Grande's book and "Thank U, Next-ed" a bunch of her husbands. Thus, Erin and Nicole had to give her the nickname, "Homicidal Grande." Though, you may know her as "Black Widow" or "Giggling Granny."
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E192: Halloween Costume Sharty
Erin and Nicole surprise and delight each other with the WORST sexy Halloween costumes - sorry, "sexy" needs to be in quotes - they could find on the internet. All while wearing fun wigs, because Halloween! (Full disclosure: most of these are just straight up lingerie from Yandy.com.)
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E191: Nordstrom Torture Rack
Erin and Nicole aren't 100%, but they think they've landed on the main reason anyone would consent to Russ McKamey torturing them in his "extreme haunt" experience: it has to be a sexual fetish, right? Why else would you want to visit McKamey Manor?! The name promises terry cloth bathrobes and a mint on your pillow, but it delivers a near drowning in a dirty bathtub and a helmet full of diarrhea water.
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E190: Scream Queen (Mary)
This week, Erin and Nicole curtsey for the Queen as they discuss her royal frightness, the (allegedly) haunted Queen Mary! But the Queen's herstory is so much more than some greasy ghosts- she was an old Hollywood celebrity cruise liner, a WWII transport and now she's a hotel and a bunch of restaurants. She's seen some sh*t, but she's still regal as f*ck.
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E189: Murder Squad Boy Band
How many times can one person survive a murder attempt? If you're Michael Malloy of the Bronx, the answer is five! Was he some sort of super human, because only superheroes have as many names as this guy! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the very true crime story of Mike the Durable aka Iron Mike aka Rasputin of the Bronx, and the gang of villainous idiots that took his life.
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E188: Census Deadline
U.S. listeners, Wednesday, September 30th is the deadline to fill out the census! Since you've probably already done it because you're excellent, knock on Erin and Nicole's door for some "fun" - that's in quotes because you know that's DTFU code for f****ed up - facts about the U.S. Census. (And a bunch of ranting about our judicial system. Sorry, I tried to stop them.)
Are you registered to vote in the U.S? Go to vote.org to make sure you're all set for November 3rd!
E187: A Bop It Iz Not
There is nothing worse than hearing your favorite song as a "Kidz Bop," unless Erin and Nicole are, and I use this term loosely, "singing" it. In this episode, our dudes discuss the passion-project turned Kidz Bop record label, that eventually ruined popular music for the world's children.
E186: One Eighty Six Question Mark
Nobody could have predicted Erin and Nicole would get caught up in this rapture, not even Anita Baker. But especially not Harold Camping: author, founding member of Family Radio, host of the long running program "Open Forum" and multi-failed end of times predictor.
E185: Casarrhea
South Park is known for being absurd, which is perhaps why people aren't aware Casa Bonita (Season 7, Episode 11) is a real-life place. In this episode, Erin and Nicole explore Eric Cartman's favorite place, and manifest a future visit to this eatertainment establishment.
E184: No More Batmans
Here in the U.S, we're approaching a presidential election during a pandemic, which means we'll have to rely heavily on mail-in ballots. Which makes it extra sh*tty that the USPS is currently under attack. We need a hero! (But please, no more Batmans.) Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss a real Hero, Stagecoach Mary, who happened to be the first Black woman to work for the USPS and an all around legend. (We apologize in advance for all of the singing.)
If you'd like to join our virtual NARAL Pro-Choice America post carding party on September 6th, you can find more information at www.dtfupodcast.com!
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E183: Raggedy Ann's Revenge
As if we this year weren't enough, there's an evil doll on the loose? That's right, this week Erin and Nicole are talking about the rumor that the Annabelle Doll escaped from the Warren's Occult Museum. Well, not really, because that specific conversation is pretty brief (spolier: she didn't), but they DO talk about the history of the doll and whether or not her raggedy ass is really possessed.
E182: Pre-Phone Phony Phone Call
Erin and Nicole hate pranks (they're mean-spirited!), so they're glad it's seemingly harder to prank people these days, what with caller ID and working from home. But there was a time long before the internet was invented, and before the telephone was in every home, when it was very, very easy to prank people in big ways. And a young man by the name of Horace de Vere Cole was seriously taking advantage of just how easy it was.
E181: MothMa(i)n(e)
Erin hates moths, so tell us why she picked this week's topic? Clearly, quarantining is getting to us all. In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the Brown Tail Moth, which is currently terrorizing parts of New England with its loose hairs.
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If you'd like to join our virtual NARAL Pro-Choice America post carding party on September 6th, you can find more information at www.dtfupodcast.com!
E180: Extra Strength Cylenol
Did you know that before 1982, you could open a pill bottle without a hacksaw?! Can you imagine all the milliseconds you saved? But on the other hand, your pills might be poison. In this episode, Erin and Nicole talk about the Tylenol Murders and Johnson & Johnson's huge, but appropriate, response to the poisonings.
E179: Dude'Squatch II (HERFFtastic Boogaloo)
You'd think Erin and Nicole would run out of Yeti-type cryptids to talk sh*t about, but they haven't reached that point just yet! This episode is all about the "Sheepsquatch," which resides in the TNT area (Mothman's 'hood!) and probably has a weird d*ck. It's part Sasquatch, after all.
E178: Sybil of a Down
What if Paul Revere was a 16 year old girl, but rode 2x the distance to warn people the British were coming? Well, then he'd be the Metal AF Sybil Ludington! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount how lil' Sybil looked at Paul's ride, said "meh," and showed him how it's done!
Quick reminder: we have a LIVE SHOW this week, July 24th at 5:30pm PDT on YouTube! For tickets and information, visit www.dtfupodcast.com! 100% of ticket sales will benefit The Marsha P. Johnson Institute (www.marshap.org) and Dignity and Power Now (www.dignityandpowernow.org)!
E177: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pneumatic Tubes
There was a time in the early 2000s, when the denim flowed like wine, and chocolate fountains were a backseat accessory. That's right, Erin and Nicole are revved up on all things Pimp My Ride this week. It's truly one of MTV's highest achievements...meaning, they must have been high when they thought a light up dance floor added value to a minivan.
E176: Treasure C*nt
Where to start this week...ok, there's a rich guy who wrote a poem to lead people to some treasure he buried in the Rocky Mountains. Mind you, the poem is only 5 stanzas and the Rocky Mountains are 3,000 miles. Join Erin and Nicole as they try to pinpoint where Forrest Fenn's Treasure was hidden, if it even WAS hidden, and the many other f****d up aspects surrounding this topic. (Hint: the treasure may or may not be stolen indigenous artifacts.)
E175: Loaded Skins
There's a warning at the start of this episode, but I'll say it here too: you might want to abstain from eating during this week's episode. Erin and Nicole get pretty graphic talking about a form of cannibalism practiced into the 1960s by the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. So, maybe listen after lunch, and learn all about how the practice of funerary cannibalism led to "Kuru," or "The Laughing Disease."
E174: Our Family Trouble
"Our family trouble" could allude to a lot of things: an unwanted pregnancy, a racist uncle, a recipe for ambrosia salad. But it's not, it's this week's topic! Erin and Nicole somehow find an hour's worth of content with The Bell Witch (aka the Bell's family trouble)!
E173: That'll Do, Pig
Here's a little behind the scenes tidbit: this episode was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode, but the conversation was too relevant not to post as a regular episode. Also, Erin and Nicole want everyone to know what a POS Nathan Bedford Forrest was. Maybe you haven't heard of him? Real quick, not only was Forrest a Confederate Army General (aka a LOSER), he was also the first Grand Wizard of the KKK (yep, that checks out). And guess what? There are a LOT of statues, parks, schools and the like STILL named after this racist taint. Like, right now, in 2020. Shouldn't we take down and/or rename that crap, along with all of the other statues, parks, schools, army bases, etc that celebrate any of this country's long line of racist, old sh*tbags?!
E172: Engaging Idiots
The title of this week's episode COULD refer to Nicole's quest to educate her family members and old high school friends on the Black Lives Matter movement, but really, it refers to this week's topic. Our Dudes had to pick something dumb - they just had to. So make your best surprised face (and subsequent disappointed face) as they share with you some of the worst engagement stories they could find on the internet.
E171: An Important Message + The Cardiff Giant
Before we get into this week's episode, we want to talk to you about the #blacklivesmatter movement and the ways we're educating ourselves and helping to lend our voices and resources in support. The episode itself? It's about the Cardiff Giant, which was a hoax at the turn of the 20th century. And it's a real fun time. We love you all and hope you're staying safe, while standing up for what is right.
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Text "Resist" to 50409, for an easy way to email your representatives (Data and text messaging rates apply)
Instagrams to Follow: @Byp100, @berniceking, @ckyourprivilege, @laylafsaad, @theconsciouskid
Books to Read: “Me and White Supremacy” by Layla F Saad, "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness" by Michelle Alexander, "Women, Race, and Class" by Angela Davis, "White Fragility: Why It's So Hard for White People to Talk About Racism" by Robin DiAngelo, Kevin Kruse's thread about the American history of police brutality on Twitter Places to Donate: ACLU, Bail Project, Campaign Zero, Black Lives Matter, Bail Funds for Protestors (e.g. LA Bail Fund)
E170: Diarrhea Island
Erin had been wanting to cover a "real-life castaway" situation, so of course our dudes Googled "Real-Life Castaways" and found this guy: Philip Ashton. At 19 years old, he was captured and tortured by pirates, before he was marooned on a deserted island. And you guys? He survived for MONTHS. Of course, this was in the 1700s. Could you imagine a current day teen getting marooned on a deserted island?! Gah Bless.
E169: Colonel Griffith Griffith and the Red Flag Factory
The Griffith Observatory is a Hollywood landmark and is easily seen from many directions when approaching Los Angeles. And wouldn't you know, it was named after the man who funded it - Griffith J. Griffith. So nice, they named him twice! Except he wasn't nice - he was very problematic. Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the financial scandals, murder attempts and all around bad behavior of Griffith J. Griffith, and the legacy he left behind.
E168: Crop Dusted
Somehow this episode about crop circles takes a sharp left and ends up at buttholes - gee, who would have thought? (I mean, I guess they're both round?) Erin and Nicole delight in the history and current theories behind some of the most weird, artsy and corny farmland occurrences in the world...crop circles. I already said "crop circles" earlier. Weren't you listening?
E167: P.T(eeth). Barnum
Gah Bless the person who recommended this topic - it is, how you say? *Chef's kiss* Open wide while Erin and Nicole root around in the life and times of dentist slash showman Painless Parker. Don't forget to floss!
E166: Down to Suck
You thought the Pigman from Vermont was horny? You haven't met the Chupacabra! Good ol' Chupie is 50% vampire, 50% animal-of-some-sort and 100% DTS. And honestly, that's all Erin and Nicole needed to know to quickly get on board.
E165: Never Ending Fixer Upper
What would you do if you had a buttload of money, too much free time, and your own personal medium telling you the spirit world was coming for you, unless you build a house? You'd break ground on the world's most f*cked up mansion, duh! Join Erin and Nicole as they lay out the blueprint for what might be the wildest abode ever built: The Winchester House.
E164: MacPhisto
David Bowie is Ziggy Stardust. Beyoncé is Sasha Fierce. Bono is...MacPhisto? Is that an alter ego, or a magic trick? In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss some of music's best alter egos...but obviously, the worst ones are the most fun.
E163: Shame Shows
No whammy. no whammy, no whammy, stop! *Bummer of a horn noise* Be the first to buzz in this week, as Erin and Nicole talk about some of the worst game shows of all time.
E162: Grimmest Book of World Records
We've all read the book of Guinness World Records while on the toilet. Some records come naturally: the tallest man, the longest fingernails, the hairiest taint, etcetera etcetera. But there are some records that, despite your current level of boredom, you would NEVER think to attempt, let alone break. And yet, we find ourselves at a place and time when anything is possible! Join Erin and Nicole as they share some of the grossest, dumbest, most f****d up official World Records they could find via Google Search.
E161: FDA Approved Diarrhea
If you're of a certain age, you may remember the diet craze of the 1990s. SlimFast and Lean Cuisine were king, Diet Coke was at its Supermodel peak, and "fat free" was the way to be. In this episode, Erin and Nicole uncover the miracle of diet miracles: Olestra. Sure, it made your butt leaky, but FAT FREE DORITOS.
E160: Firing from Both Ends
Happy 3 year anniversary to our Dudes! Not just Erin and Nicole, but all the dudes, near and far, who support this podcast! In this episode, Erin and Nicole celebrate their anniversary by reading (and listening to!) some hilarious stories from listeners around the world.
E159: Erin Go Bragh
Erin's on her way to Ireland this week, amidst a global epidemic. And while she's a little worried about germs on the plane, they are nothing compared to the horrors she might find when she gets there. Headless horsemen, banshees and a stone that everyone puts their mouth on, that might also have been a toilet? This week, Erin and Nicole touch upon Irish mythology and superstition!
E158: Pujol My Finger
If you haven't heard of Le Pétomane, today's your lucky day. If you have, you should also consider yourself blessed, because there is a guardian angel on your shoulder, making sure you are exposed to only the most premium content out there. Erin and Nicole just learned of Le Pétomane (aka Joseph Pujol aka the French Flatulist) for the first time this week and they were blown away...that's a joke 'cause this guy farted professionally. Y'all, this episode has a lot of fart jokes.
E157: Live from Las Vegas
You know those brilliant ideas you scribble down as you're falling asleep? And when you look at what you wrote in the morning, with fresh eyes, it just says something like "roast beef face mask?" This episode is that: a brilliant idea to record an episode of the podcast from our hotel room, while on a Las Vegas "retreat." But in the harsh morning light, it's just two over served adult women talking into a microphone about the Bellagio Biker Bandit Heist.
E156: Whalecum to the Thunderdome
Hold on to your Moby Dicks, because this week, Erin and Nicole detonate the much-requested topic of the Oregon Exploding Whale of 1970.
E155: F'ART
"Good Art" is subjective. Like, sure, an artist can put an old hot dog wrapper on a pedestal and call it a commentary on capitalism. But people can also call that literal garbage. Join Erin and Nicole as they run down some of the best, worst "art," made from the worst, worst mediums. And if you're not thinking that "bodily fluids" are a legit medium, you're right. But people have used them anyway.