Forehead FablesSep 22, 2022
Nightmare Smoke With Soup
heck yeah brudder yee yee
Unleash The Falcons
talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.
Poob Meets Abby. Is Terrified.
Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.
The Coolest Guys in Nerdville
poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on
Sippin Them Space Cups
our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume
Free Use After Death
the blankets were a lie
The Daddy Dilemma ft. AquaFPS
It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard.
One More For the Trash Bin
Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.
Patron Therapy with Dontoni
A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.
We Let Patrons Ask Us Anything
Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.
Bag Holders Only
Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.
Rome = Gay America? Ft. Toldinstone
ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions.
way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay?
Sipping That Mystery Elixir
one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton
SUPER AWESOME MEGA CENTENNIAL EPISODE
last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk.
this episode we forgot to even invite him.
Life and Death and Starfield
My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.
Exploring an Abandoned Podcast with Dan Bell
we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes.
Never POG For Free (ft. Charborg)
We got our boy Charborg back for another one.
Advanced Darkness
it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.
Got the Whole Theater Laughin
the boys are off to the movies or something
Star Wizard Destroys Our Minds (Ft. Rick Levine)
We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.
We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire
diablo sucks
My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion.
And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.
what have we become.
Familiarity Breeds Contempt Ft. AquaFPS
you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.
No Good Deed Unpunished
kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all
Hardcore Bible Moments Ft. Wendigoon
wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates
Cracking the Clam
just three dudes being dudes, talking about butthole mirrors and trying to figure out who bryan even is actually
Wranglerstar Drags Us Through the Apocalypse
Gamers are soft. They lack life skills and have tender, cold hands. Desperately in need of a positive male role model in their lives, the boys invited Professional Homeowner Wranglerstar to step in and lead them through the end times.
Samantics Ft. Sam Hyde
Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.
Your Monthly Dose of Garbage
February is a special time of year because the powers that be saw fit to shave a couple days off the length of the month and the boys just couldn't handle it. Prepare for mediocrity, really just a low energy grind until they can finally punch the clock and go back to doing nothing for another month.
Double Stuffed
for when chipmunking one at a time just isn't enough
My Sleep Paralysis Demon GF
Sure she may be crawling on the ceiling and hissing, but we can fix her.
Bryan: Master of Curses
Nothing takes the edge off of a fresh moist curse like cold hard cash.
The Hottest Sultriest Sexiest Cryptid Tier List
Ladies and gentlemen, the word of the day is "Consent."
Ranking Animals I Can Kill With A Baseball Bat
The title really speaks for itself on this one.
Auditioning Bryan's Replacement ft. Stalltt
Bryan has been so busy courting oil barons and rifling through his mountains of illicit materials that he hasn't had time for the podcast lately. Desperate for a short notice guest they tag in the first person they could find, for better or worse.
Sins of our Grandfathers
Sam was hoping that escaping to a treehouse in the Northwest would save his failing marriage. It didn't.
The Hardest Episode We've Ever Recorded
With Poob off in france doing whatever the france people do, Sam and Bryan record the hardest episode of their entire careers.
San Diego Boyz
The boys met up and finally recorded a podcast in person... and it was easily one of our worst yet.
The Boys See A Therapist II
We're back for our totally legit and totally not a joke annual check up with therapist Dontoni in the hopes that he can mend our ruined friendship.
Boofed and Spooked
Three manboys talking about their spookiest moments and funniest animal attacks
This Podcast is Falling Apart ft. Harley
The Sauce Boss took a break from streaming on Twitch and cooking up obscene garbage in the kitchen to star in one of our least coherent episodes to date.
The Only Good Car Channel on YouTube
Motors. Oil spills. Catalytic Carburetors. We're hardcore car guys here, real low hanging wrench boys. But when it comes to YouTube, there's only one channel that makes better car content and that's Good Enough Auto. We invited Blarg, the host, with the full intent of sabotaging his career and ruining him financially.
Freddie's Return
After months of teasers the D&D podcast "Die of Laughter" has finally launched so we decided to invite former guest and host of one of the most successful D&D podcasts out there, Freddie Wong of Dungeons and Daddies, to talk about it.
The Finger Contract
We're businessmen, and we're here to do business.
Interrogating a Swedish Prison Guard
We had a prison guard on to talk about prison stuff, but Sam didn't realize Swedish prisons are basically just luxury resorts
Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation
Featuring our first guest with an actual career and education, this week the boys welcome Dr. Garrett Ryan. He is the author of "Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants" and creator of the YouTube channel "Toldinstone."
Yeah, we were surprised he agreed to come on too.
Boxing on Bathsalts
Poob does more field research, Sam gets challenged to a boxing match, Bryan remains imprisoned for bathsalt assault.
Four Gamers Go Outside for the First Time
This ones for the boys. A little recap. A little behind the scenes of what we were thinking, what we were FEELING while in the woods. Fear? Lust? A combination of the two? You'll just have to listen and find out.
The 420 Episode Ft. Senseifruit
This episode had many giggles and guffaws. Our guest Senseifruit is a terrific artist and you should commission him to draw any kind of porn, he ONLY draws porn.
Wendigoon and the Cave of Terror
This dude talks about spooky things for a living. He joined the podcast to take a deep dive on the iceberg that is Poob's descent into alcoholism.