Human Blacks
By Human Blacks
Human BlacksFeb 04, 2021
til the next episode...
Well people, the season end came a bit quicker than expected because these two Human Blacks got some major human things to do in the next few months. But dont fret, we dropped a bomb episode for this last hurray of 2021 and you can take your time and really enjoy it. Peace our fellow human blacks, til next time...
We tiied tiied
Man are these human blacks tired! Guess being out in the streets all summer took a toll. Listen up as we talk the current state of the world and how we all are gonna have to put in work to finish this year off on a good note
Detroit Black Restaurant Week
Join us live from East Eats as we enjoy the kick off of Detroit black restaurant
apply the notes
Yall still having bad sex in 2021? Man you better make them step up or stop! Anybody else feel the same way the Nerd does with getting vs giving head? Let's pull out our handbooks and talk some basics and learn some new terms like edging
Mood Music:
Now what x Lebra Jolie
Beat down yo block x Monaleo
what if I got pulled over by a cop
Nerds took a week off on the podcast but not in life. Hidden joints, turn up moves, asnd mandarin oranges on salad. Catch up with the nerds as they catch up with the world
imma hot girl, I don't chill
Because that what being a hot girl means, duh! Tune in as we rap everything creative with someone who be creating! Gems got dropped so feel free to pick them up, and of course the mood music is right on point.
Mood music:
Everythang x Jeezy
Magic x Rico Nasty
No limits, no boundaries, just nasty
Bring on the vacations and baecations with all the in between. The nerds and the producer talk about upcoming trips and trips already enjoyed this year! That vacation sex just hit different!
Mood Music:
Throw that back x DijahSB
Passport x Masego
Women on Women be marathons
Let's talk about sex and flooding, but neither have to do with each other! Join the nerds as the recap the current disaster in Detroit as well as admit that straight niggas just cant fuck *shrugs* . Shoutout to the producer for hoping in and adding to the vibes and conversation.
Mood Music:
All time high x YRN Lingo
Fresh Azimiz x Bow Wow
Got whitey on the moon
JUNETEENTH!! Do we really need to say much more? Well we will anyways. Got to chat with CidneySays and see what Cidney, well, has to say about the state of Detroit and what racism looks like.
Mood Music:
Out the mud x Kaleb Mitchell
Thot Shit x Megan Thee Stallion
Shut it Down!
Outside is open all the way and we done already spent more money than all of rona time last year...can someone please shut it down! We tired! But its Pride month so we gonna let it rock
Mood Music:
Hats off x lil baby, lil durk, Travis Scott
Transparency - Willow Smith
google is your bestfriend
Connecting with a Boss ass Bitch Human Black on this episode. We may hate the word influencer but we cant deny that some of us are really putting in the work for it. tryna check hot spots in Detroit? Listen up!
Mood Music:
Every chance I get x Lil baby & lil durk
On my shit x Lightskin Keisha
thank you juicy j
It got brought to the red table so we figured we would bring it on the podcast. The nerds dive into their why and other things for poly life as they discuss the recent red table talk with Willow.
Mood Music:
I got the sace x Denny Strickland ft Juicy J
dick x Starboi3 & Doja Cat
But also, what you got?
The Nerds are back from vacation or should we say baecations. Catch up with us and see why you should befriend that white person at the resort and all things Cabo and Denver.
Mood Music:
Love you x Sir
Beating Down ya Block x Monaleo
It's not race, its racism
Vaccination talk as been THE talk so why not bring you the Human Black perspective and a Human Black doctor to deliver it. Join us as Dr. Liz talks about how she is dismantling racism in medicine one day at a time and whats the quickest way we can get back to shaking dat ass!
Mood Music:
Life x Lute
It's not my fauly x Princess Nokia
I'm the bbq sauce
When the creatives in the stu, aint no telling where the convo might go. Listen up as we chat with Visual Nik and talk being a creative, how to stay creative, and all the other creative shit happening right now in the culture...and some not so great shit..yeah Quavo..you
Mood Music:
Wants & needs x Drake & lil Baby
Black Ice x Hamlimah Consuelo
this is the sneaker episode
While one nerd is out, the other will talk about her favorite topic: Sneakers! Had to bring in the homie SoleBruthaKickz to hip other fellow human blacks to the resell game and some gems about hos to get piece of the sneaker industry for yourself.
Mood music:
Steppin on Niggas x 21 Savage
This is not the sneaker episode
So a nerd misspoke and this is not the sneaker episode. Yall know we still gonna rock though and what better thing to talk about is how we rock with music. Tune in and dont be afraid to hit us up with your favorite tunes and how they make you feel!
Mood Music:
Star x Machine Drum ft Asap Ferg
Best Friend x Saweetie & Doja Cat
Shamu Pussy
Time to catch up on what the Nerds have been up to. No guests today so you get just us! Sorry, not sorry.
Mood Music:
Into the Darkness x Sir
Powered Up x Earthgang
Quebster
Definitions cuz yall gonna learn something today! Our guest, the BlkQueerScholar demands it so get your notebook and pencil out and learn you something about what queer means. Guest: Tie B. From @BiQueer
Mood Music:
Antidote x Nao & Adekunle Gold
Access Denied x Lucky Daye
niceness is gonna make a comeback
told ya we were going to bring some fabulous human blacks! this week, nerdia gets some gems from @astroreadybybri ! we talking spirituality & minding the business that pays you this week
Mood Music:
Nerdia Nadia - Willing x Jill Scott
Organizized
oui'd & blacks & womxn & yeah. First guests for the year! Tap in as we chat cannabis from the womxn perspective and the other dope businesses that Jess Human and Heather have in store for us.
Mood music:
Uncle Iroh x Tobi Lou
Options x Earthgang & Wale
Do you categorize your nuts?
Its black history month. We black black every other month but this month we black black black. Oh, real quick, whats the last category of nut you had?
Mood Music:
Black 2 x Buddy
pick up yo feelings x jasmine sullivan
where's my stimmy, joe?
Did yall miss us? Join the Nerds as they bring in a new year and a new president. 2021 is looking up already! Thats Madame Vice President Harris to you btw
Mood Music:
Nerdia - Flo Milli x Roaring 20s
Nerd W - Pharaohs x Dom Kennedy
Our place in all of this
The last one! Well, at least for 2020. Done from the crib again cuz you know, Rona. Dont forget to get some self care in as we transition to a new season!
Mood Music:
Let it out x Rico Nasty
Life is good x Drake & Future
So you gon do crack?
It's been a min since we just kicked it. Listen up as we just laugh it up with different stories
Mood Music:
12.38 x Childish Gambino
f2020 x Avenue Beat
Cocktales with Cocktails
Two podcasts collide as the human blacks decide to visit Cocktales with Cocktails. What comes next... well, listen up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FDT
What the title said cuz there is nothing else to say
Mood Music:
Pussycat Doll x Flo Milli
FDT x YG
everybody has titties
Y'all know we care about our fellow Human Blacks right?! Regardless of the craziness that is happening right now, it is still October and that means its Breast Cancer Awareness month. We brought in a guest to give you the real on whast you need to know to proect yourselves and loved ones. Remember, early detection is key!
Mood Music:
Boo x Championxii
Dennis Rodman x ASAP Ferg ft Tyga
Its the Hypocrisy for me
We hate to do it but we had to do it, lets talk this ghetto ass US and the politics that be right now. Yall its stressful! Shoutout to Booface Babyyyyy!
Mood Music:
Own It x Rico Nasty
On God x Mulatto
The Episode About Nothing
Word to Wale! Join us as we have a general Human Blacks ladies chat. With the host from the Wine about it podcast and another special guest, we dive into those things that truly matter like best weed strains and best songs to twerk to. Come thru twerk team!
Mood Music:
Don't Stop x Megan Thee Stallion
?s for Nerd Wonder
Nerdia did it so its only right we put Nerd Wonder to the live ringer too huh? Get to know one of the Nerds a little bit more
Mood Music:
Pull up x Mulatto ft 21 Savage
Get That Bread, Get that Head
We love to talk about it, so we hope yall like to listen. That favorite taboo topic is back: the black bisexual man and of course we had to chime in on our favorite topic. Pat.Simo blesses us with his vibes and his thoughts.
Mood Music:
hypergamy x melD
then leave x BeatKing, Queendom Come
winter blues
Let the nerds help you prep for those winter blues! The weather is changing and that means seasonal depression is back on the move. We give tips on prepping correctly while giving you some of our copping mechanisms.
Mood Music:
Woman x Nao
??s for nerdia
while nerdwonder is away, nerdia basically gives all the tea by answering some really great questions submitted by listeners!
mood music:
flo milli shit
we all fckd up
It is time to protect black women! Join us as the human blacks bring a special guest to really talk the problems within ourselves. Its ok to check ourselves, if we dont who will?!? We also chat major moves happening around Detroit and of course, some check wins.
Mood music:
Binz x Solange
Yank Riddim (remix) x Snowsa & Young Ma
Boomed & Busy
Marijuaaannnaaa! I love you my brother!! Come with the nerds as we eaze on down the green road and talk Marijuana with our friend and tribe expert, Tony Dark aka madgrass. One of the Nerds is indeed Boomed & Busy, and its a lotta check wins!
Mood Music:
little women x camilla covington
high right now - tyleh Yahweh ft Wiz Khalifa
Fried Bologna
Would you like to play a game?!?! Well we wanna, so we shall! The Nerds got some major wins in and are up in spirit so why not have a little fun?
Mood music:
use me, lose me x dacia monet
G.E.D x Lute
i should be able to opt out
Check win with the Human Blacks as they talk whats really our job as Human Blacks in this world. Of course we talked Black if King cuz it is as well as sports being back and making sure you include women in your co-ed games.
Mood music:
Top Down x Earthgang
Said Sum x Moneybag Yo
What a concept!!
Had a week off but we back recapping all that the world has given us the past few weeks. Join the nerds as they talk the passing of icons, mental health, protecting black women, and of course, telling yall where you can DO BETTER!
Mood Music:
- May I - Flo Milli
- ATL Freestyle x 6lack
ASMR on Sexuality
Its still pride month (Barely! literally the last day as we record) and we felt the need to tell yall a little more about the Nerds Human and Black selves. Open your mind and enjoy the ride!
Mood music:
@theestallion x Girlz in the Hood
What is Blackness?
Hang with the nerds as they uhh..well lets just say they got lit. But this is just the beginning of something great! Da producer stepping in and talking all things black with us. We also discuss what every girl would do if they had a penis, well at least one nerd.
Mood Music:
movin different x Wale
no one knows x Brent Faiyaz
do better
Things are changing out here and the human blacks are just trying to keep up. Corporations actions crazy, wypipo acting crazy and of course, Juneteenth is coming! Shoutout to our quick guests da producer and Big Daddy Shaun
Know Ya Role
Whew! To be Human during this time! But to be Human & Black... The nerds dive into whats going on in the country and finding your personal way to help. Shoutout to da producer! He hopped on with us for this one. Mood Music: proud of you x earthgange, solitaries x future & la flame
Thats why we sisters, duh!
The nerds are back!
well shit, just mind your business
we're back & virtual. this whole rona thing is getting out of hand! *insert hella clapping emojis* listen to the nerds try to cope with the stay indoors thing going on.
mood music:
side pony tail - lightskin keisha
after party - don toliver
Live-ish Show cuz...Corona
@nerdia.nadia & @nerdstar_101 have just had it with this corona talk! So we figured, lets talk to the people!
wutang name generator!
Envy dont look good on you, shawty gotta fix that shit, but first we have to be honest about it. this week, we're letting it all out about being jealous of our loved ones because we see the great in them easier than we see it ourselves.
mood music:
savage x megan thee stallion
fkn around x phony ppl & megan thee stallion
Shout-out to our producer!
priorities, priorities, man these priorities. How do you stay focused while you going to get multiple bags? Join the nerds as we talk about our struggles to stay on top of it all
country grammer - nelly
been away - Brent faiyaz
the whole 8
grief and motivation collide, unfortunately. in this episode we get really real with yall about the side effects and coping mechanisms with grief.
Mood Music:
you're not alone- emeli sande
Roll dice - Roddy Ricch
you gone learn something
this is a (white) mans world and the nerds are tryna survive. get to know the nerds behind the Human Blacks podcast and how they deal with being engineers in a world that doesnt look like them. but never forget our favorite segments: ghetto excellence & positive slice, which you'll have to listen to figure those out!
mood music:
juicy booty; doja cat
golden; le mav