Jive Turkeys
By DropTent Media Network
Jive TurkeysJun 28, 2019
55: BLs on the DL
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54: They All Called Her Sandwich
It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures, talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food.
Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln."
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Patrick Lescarbeau - I'm a Mass-Hole
Michael Mueller - Keto: Nature's Cocaine
Check Michael out in his natural habitat on www.m3creative.net/
And also, do yourself a gosh darn favor and check out the trailer and teaser for his upcoming comedy "The E-Listers" about a ragtag group of background actors who, fed up with the disrespect and inequality, lead a rebellion against the prima donnas and forge their own story.
"The E-Lister's" Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0Dfi4OR2g
"The E-Lister's" Teaser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4bgnc4YMg
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Sam Kwasman - Do You Still Do A Good Duck?
53: Horse Heelys
In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and Jacob is a little more sadistic with Jason's inventions than he intends.
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52: Perineum Spice
This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun magic, Ty basks in the glow of a black Friday TV purchase, and Jacob's Papa John impression sounds a lot like Jesse Ventura.
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51: When the Schritt Hits the Fan
In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for Decrypted, and Jacob struggles to land a single joke.
Out of Context Quote: "If you throw your diarrhea on me, I'm going to murder you in the street."
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50: Only if the Cheeks Touch
This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob has to share a mic unsuccessfully with the guest. Fan-Fic Roulette is back! Enjoy the regaling of infamous Sonic High School!
Out of Context Quote: “You throw in that FannyPack and we got a deal!”
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Jive-O’-Ween ‘19: The Apocalypse Next Door
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49: A Gaggle of See You Next Tuesdays
In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an interesting theory relating a video game store and mass shootings.
Out of context quote: "I'm taking off the body camera!"
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48: I Saw Bear Grylls Do It
This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream truck.
Out of Context Quote: "I thought it was a landing strip at first; turns out, it was a line of coke."
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47: Common Core Mormon Math
This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story about his time working at the mental hospital.
Out of Context Quote: "You look great with that sh*t shovel in your hand, Johnny!"
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46: Gotta Do Some Whetwork
In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained about finding an alligator on a job site, and Jacob & Will realize that they're low rent hitman.
Out of Context Quote: "There's CCR playing in the background while they're gunning down weeaboos."
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Best of: F*ck Your State
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45: Byson's Basilisk Brokers, LLC
Out of Context Quote: "You can't be a vampire and eat Wendy's."
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44: Tandem Jizz Stalagtites
In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and Jacob reveals that he has a gentlemanly penis.
Out of context quote: "I'm, like, literally human heroin."
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43: The Biggest Hands in Radio
Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while his ADHD runs rampant.
Out of context quote: "Formaldehyde. That's a weird smell, by the way." "Yeah, its a weird taste, too."
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42: The Episode of Which is the Meaning of Life
In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason.
Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?"
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41: Don't Meth and Pilot
In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the show on track.
Out of Context Quote: "You're not an efficient boat captain if you aren't drinking rum and snorting coke."
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40: Bisexual Wiper
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40!
Ok, well we aren't exactly 40, but its the fortieth episode and the Jive Turkeys are celebrating by talking about wiping habits, receiving urine samples in the mail, time traveling celebrities, dropping a load so hard you forget ten years of memories, Jason has his own bowel issue, Will brings up some less than creditable conspiracy theories, and Jacob does many impersonations.
Out of context quote: Adam Sandler voice "That's a high quality dead baby."
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39: The Wonder Cave is Deep & Moist
Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens.
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38: The Devil's Mashed Potatoes
In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts a tale of being berated by a slur-slinging Romani boy, and Jacob croons the Frasier theme song.
Out of Context Quote: "If you want to abort that baby, you would have to snipe the stork."
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37: Everyone Can Hear You Fap
Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash employees, Jason reveals an odd celebrity he would have a gay tryst with, Jacob can barely contain his excitement about a dog stealing from Walmart, and Will does some Jud-ee chops.
Out of Context Quote: "My fish is broken! I demand quality service, FIX MY FISH!"
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36: Bind, Torture, Grill
Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen.
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35: You Great, Sticky Water Horse
The boys are back fresh from the hit game show Shots & Beans to regal you lovely listeners with tales of California incest, loch horses lurking for pets, a home town crossbow patricide. Jason revisits an old invention that's sure to leave you... conflicted.
Out of context quote: "Oh, you have an obvious dick, ma'am."
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Shots & Beans, Pt. 2
Shots & Beans, Pt. 1
34: Festering Pile of Bacteria & Alligators
In this episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys share their own lists of things they learned not to do from their childhood, discuss their own outlandish emotional support animals, Jason contemplates giving a cat benadryl to make it sleep, Ty keeps reminding himself of stupid mistakes, and Jacob has a sales pitch for the listeners.
Out of context quote:
"I'm emotionally broken and I need a cobra."
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Fan-Fic Roulette!: “My Immortal”
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33: The Gordian Cock Knot
In this episode, the boys share their own mythical origin stories, one being a little too close to the belt, vampire worms are the subject of Decrypted, Jason warns of an 8 foot phallus hiding in the woods, Ty gets a tad depressed, and Jacob has many jokes to edit out of the pod.
Out of context quote: "And then the priest said some Latin shit about Jesus."
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32: Tooth Reaper
Welcome to the new year! May your walls be full of teeth and spiders flee from your path! The boys ring in 2019 with a reflection on their news resolutions from last year, Jason goes in to detail about his body falling apart, Ty just wants to talk to some intelligent snakes, and Jacob keeps doing impressions (they're hit and miss.)
Out of context quote: "Why would you force a black dog into afterlife slavery?"
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31: Ho-Ho-Ho, Hey Y'all!
Its holiday fever in the Christmas episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys get pulled under by the Yule tide and have their own idea for a Black Mirror episode, whether Santa should be gender neutral, Baba Vanga's eerie predictions, Jason hails the return of Fuck Your State, Jacob rips on Fae for their tiny genitalia, Ty reveals that he would be a horrible Santa Claus.
Out of context quote: "What are you doing with those panties?" "SANTA SAYS HE NEEDS THEM!"
DMX: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXca4WcCzlo
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30: Cowafornication
The boys go to the big screen, the first filmed episode of Jive Turkeys begins with Jason taking a controversial stance on the constructiveness of bullying, turns into Jacob being outraged by outrage culture, a bloodthirsty cockatoo, PETA's alternatives to animal hating idioms, and Ty discovers his own Mandela effect moment with Kazaam.
Out of context quote: "What a stupid fucking name for some stupid fucking bears!"
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29: Little Sally Stomps A-Lot
The boys reimagine the hit films Men In Black and Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood and Gary Busey, receive and roundly mock a religious letter, Jason spearheads the creation of a new inclusive Disney princess, Ty explores his body for hair, and Jacob makes a North Korean NPR parody.
Out of context quote: "If he ain't swiggin' on a Silver Bullet, then he ain't my got damn Messiah."
Featured Song: "The Burrito Song" by Harlow's Monkeys
https://soundcloud.com/harlowsmonkeyssf
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28: Jive-O’-Ween ‘18: Wizard Jizz Beards
Out of context quote: "Take the phone out of your pussy, ma! Use your mouth!"
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27: I Eated Hemane Fresh
The boys are closing season one of the show with insane topics like cannibal sport teams, tear apart peaceful leaders, neckbeards, what plants they would be, read a terrible Twilight fan fiction, Jason decides he wants to be a sequiya, Ty tells his shitastrophe story and has a run in with Tupac socks, and Jacob is peer pressured into drinking tequila.
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26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 2
In the thrilling (?) conclusion of the previous episode, the boys get down to answering listener questions, share Halloween memories, Jason pitches a horror movie idea involving a popular childhood staple, Ty is BatWolf, and Jacob sounds like an art kid.
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26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 1
In part one of a marathon episode, the boys delve into the world of automotive artificial assistants, weigh in on the implosion of tech genius Elon Musk, reminisce about high school janitors, Jason tells the story of a woman who makes an explosive error, Ty learns a racial slur from down under, and Jacob shares how he learned about sex.
Random quote:
"I read a car ad in a porno magazine."
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25: No One Wants a Stench-Boar
Its the quarter-centennial episode and Ty begins with a tale of firsts including spiny stones and drugs, Jason wants bologna stencils to vandalize cars, celebrity funerals are ruined, Nikes are burning and America learns nothing, and Jacob has a curious case of the hiccups.
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24: I Want That Kind of Evil Inside Me
#BingeTheBird
The Jack Bower episode (thats a 24 joke, you pleebs) of Jive Turkeys podcast starts off the rails and never gets back on track, Jason brings three tales of unfortunate events that happen to 8 year olds, Ty and Jacob take credit for Jason quitting cigarettes, inappropriate jokes are made, Jacob ensures he'll never work in showbiz, and a Highlander Church fight. Yeah, you read that right.
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23: In Short, We're Sorry
#BingeTheBird
Über fan Will is in the studio for this four-way assault on the senses, Jason forgets Fuck Your State and Jacob doesn't ask fans for questions, Will talks about the navy and blood fungi, Ty trys not to make misognystic jokes, and a pizza is delivered.
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22: One-Eyed Pain in the Ass
#BingeTheBird
In this delayed episode, the boys break a possible TMZ size scoop on a celebrity father, Jason and Tyson describe a scene using the words "horse" and "gutbag" so intensely Jacob throws up, Ty learns a thing or two about cereal and the companies that make it, Jason regales with more scumbags from other states, and Jacob shouts "All aboard" on the bidet train.
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21: Plastic Voice Transmitting Unit
The podcast can now drink! And we celebrate with... not... drinking...
In this episode, it's segments galore! Jason rants and raves and gets a little turned on, Ty spit takes over the state of the President's butthole, and Jacob has to watch as they dissect a story of his from high school.
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20: Stay Outta My Mouth, Paul Stanley!
There's insanity (and gas) in there on this episode where we find our boys coming up with their own deities, sharing drag queen names, Jason reveals a musical undergarment, Ty gets lost in the rabbit hole of a lymeric, and Jacob can barely contain his excitement over Coco.
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19: Whats in the Pool?!
Its Jacob's birthday episode and he won't let you forget it! Jason is given a new nickname, Daddy Loadbucks, Roseanne and Justice League are roundly mocked and reamed, Ty shares an extended rant about a new Oregon Trail game with... aliens?, and Jacob channels his inner Cajun evangelist.
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18: ISIS Gator
In this episode, Jason's flower loses another petal as the turkeys celebrate his 40th birthday and pitches a new lactation aid for all of the mothers out there, future avant garde art exhibits are discussed, Infinity War is spoiled within a time limit, Jacob laments about his upbringing, and Ty can't even begin to make sense of it all.
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17: Shoot the Cannon, Save the School
Its all Winger jokes... sigh...
The gang talk about an insane new trend among teens, spoiler alert, they did inhale, and offer a slimming alternative. They also discuss shitty games (literally), give an unsolicited plug for MeUndies, Jason gets into a Facebook fight with a knife throwing dumbass, Tyson gets some insulation in his eye resulting in a boring story, and Jacob christens his new astronaut beer stein with copious amounts of Stella Artois.
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16: Lil B*tch Tung & Ol' Stump Belly
Its episode SEXteen up in here and we're getting steamy!
...well... maybe. Jason brings more scumbags for his F*** Your State segment and gets excited about lunchmeat, Tyson comes up with a new sport that's likely to sweep the nation, a rap name is born, and Jacob unsuccessfully convinces Ty to experience anal sex.
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15: The Wills Have Eyes
Day 2 of Jive Weekend kicks off in full swing with a special guest, wunderfan Will! The boys talk sexy names, favorite snacks and directors, lie about their ethnicities, Jason brings back the Scumbag Corner, Ty shows that he can play Would You Rather? without talking about dicks, and Jacob quips way too much for one show.
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