Kings of Con: The Podcast
By Rob and Rich
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Kings of Con: The PodcastFeb 16, 2022
Sphinxter
These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.
In A Tube, Toothpaste
Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "Toothpaste In A Tube". Did we say Lube?
...and Scott Baio as Rob Benedict
It's a very special episode of the Kings of Con pod. But not without our signature brand of laughs, jingles and of course, Rich's problems navigating technology and Rob's problems navigating life.
The Great Robini!
It's a tour of the new F.O.H.Q. studios aka Fartunes, South (tm). Plus reading R2 texts and a new jingle for yet another company that won't pay us for writing jingles.
Our Forefather's Loincloth
We've got news from our Australia Trip, news on being banned from Fridays and of course, Rob's stupid Oscar Wrap!
It's a Leapcast!
It's a very special episode recorded on Leap Day - Feb 29, 2024. We're talking top 5 movies of last year...we're talking coffee makers...we're talking.
We've Got Guests!
Recurring guests of the podcasts, and lifelong friends of Rob, Hank Chilton and Paul Fitzgerald rejoin the fun. It's a Rob roast!
Not Ute, Too
We have our official Grammy report from our very own Rob, we talk Rich's hairline, and give a full rundown of LA's run-off. That's right, it's RAINSTORM '24.
NeverHeardOfIt
It's the first episode of season three! Much like the last two seasons, we stumble our way through, this time bringing you all the Oscar Noms like only two old dudes can. Lots of googling occurred. Plus Rich "neverheardofit" Speight's review of all the nominated films.
You Do Doo
Rich gets dirty, Phil Hartman was a genius, Rob is denied Golden Globe talk
Save The Magic
It's the Holiday Special Episode which is like every other episode except we talk about the holidays...in addition to widow's peaks, Brian Jones, and our favorite holiday movies. Join us won't you?
Reverse Engineering
Goodbye that's all we have! That's how we begin. And from there we've got name calling, hurt feelings and a demon named Alan. Just your run of the mill Kings of Con episode.
Poke Salad Bobby
Go easy on Rob, he's tired. Rich goes in for the full poke salad Bobby. Plus new jingles!
It's the Machete After Party Wrap up!
What started as a Monday Morning Mopup for our Patreon listeners turned into a full on show! It's a "Half-A-Podcast" - half the effort, half the comedy - for your midweek journey. And happy halloween!
Pronouncing McConaughey
Rich teaches Rob how to pronounce McConaughey. Plus a strike update and Hank v. Machete!
We're RTD and DTF!
Here's a new episode for ya. It's got everything -- comedy, drama AND A NEW JINGLE!!
Rich's Texting Problem
Addressing Rich's texting problem. Also: restructuring Fortunes Studios, Government Shutdowns and introducing Pops to Radiohead...
Hard Out
Don't let the early tech problems from Rich fool you...this is in fact a NEW episode! Same old issues. Rob's got a "hard out" which means Rich has a field day with that phrase. And other goodies!
Thank you, Mr. Sh*tbag!
It's a whirlwind episode. Just when you think you've lost them both, you realize yes indeed, you have lost them both.
No Beef!
It's a vegetarian episode, or at the very least pescatarian because Rob has NO BEEF with anyone, but Rich thinks he's being "fishy".
We've got a Whiffleblower
As promised, we're back for another brand new episode. aliens, nespresso, and yes, whiffleblowers -- we've got em all.
Strike Struck Stricken
We've got extra time on our hands so that means more new podcasts! It's like back in the And My Guest Is Richard Speight days...who remembers? Can I get a what what?!
AI're you serious!?
We're talking Apple goggles, Wordle cheating, plus an appearance by The Machete!
Twenty Buck Green Juice
We're on a roll! Talking Erewhon Green Juice, Chris Stapleton and Rob's penchant for donating money to the airlines.
Schnitzel, hold the Weiner
We're talking Rob's travels to Europe, we're helping Pop Pop Speight through Zoom training, Plus the truth about Dorf.
Grammar, Baby!
Can ya believe it? Two in a seven day window -- we're cooking with gas!
Glitches and Glams
An episode filled with internet glitches, repainted walls and a incomprehensible May....
Oscar Awards Pre Show!
We're talking tinkle, we're talking covid, we're talking Oscar Awards! A sick Rob and a Richy Rich bringing the news when it counts.
Like a house on fire
Rob and Rich are back! It's 2023 and we've got new episodes coming your way. Starting with this one: We've got Machetes, We've got Gangsters, we've got Rob and Rich talking how to use comedy as a weapon...it's all in here.
We Are The Sellouts!
We're back!! We've been silent for a second, so there's a lot in here: Imogen Poots, the debut of The Sellouts, Self Citations, Golf games....and of course, appearances by most of The Speights.
You say Centigrade, I say Celsius
Rob and Rich discuss the heat wave, the Queen and Rich's birthday!
The Greatest Episode In The World (Tribute)
In this episode we breakdown our controversial previous episode and an eye-opening review from an industry profession(AL)
Robbie, tell them a story...
Witness Rich, a real life Dad in the wild. With narration provided by Rob Benedict. Plus grandma's little lies, battle of the network stars and how to sell used clothing.
My Inflamed Sack Pt. 2
My Inflamed Sack Pt. 1
It's Season Two of the podcast! And it starts with a two parter! Rob and Rich are back after a spell with some illness. Good news is they're alive and live to tell the tales....ps. it's a cliffhanger!
And we're back...again
We're back after a delay! Just in time for Euro Rob, Creepy Rich and a new TV show idea (with a theme song of course)
and we're drinking again...
Just like old times, Rob and Rich get their emotes on and drink themselves through a podcast! PLUS Rich helps Rob to know his scuba from his snorkel and an appearance by Calvin and Steve!
Learning to Count Episodes with Rob and Rich
Fresh from Paris, Rob's got a new flying with Rich story. And Rich reveals that Rob's an actual sommelier. Plus they don't know what episode this is.
I went to acting school....for acting
Rob grabs Rich before work to discuss Kung Fu, the trials of the out of work actor and their NEW podcast, for which Rob writes an unauthorized theme song...
We're Out of Bin Liners! with Gareth Reynolds
Hilarious comedian/writer/podcaster Gareth Reynolds phones talks to the boys about growing up British/American, writing on Arrested Development and weighs in on "Moist January"-gate.
Damp January!
Step into Rob and Rich's universe, which includes damp January, tall children, Martians and Non-Golden Globes!
Your holiday wish come true-- a real life Mark Sheppard!
At long last, Rob and Rich reunite with actor and musician Mark Sheppard! The former "King of Hell" discusses life post Supernatural and reminisces about the show and the conventions with his old pals.
Blonde Bobbo & the Brown and Grey Roots
Talking Old Henry with Potsy!
Posty Ponicroli, director of the critically acclaimed new film OLD HENRY starring Tim Blake Nelson (and our own "Old" Richard Speight, Jr) joins us to talk about the making of the film, his past shenanigans and how to handle Richard's on set tantrums.
ARDEN MYRIN is a National Treasure
Comedian/Actress and Host of the Will You Accept This Rose podcast, ARDEN MYRIN joins the boys for a talk about her book, her career and other goodies all from the comfort of her "bougie garage". And of course new songs from Rob as ordered by Rich...
Rich and Rob with the Hollywood News Report
Just a little R & R
Rob and Rich are back! And they're ready to discuss everything from Rich's sudden need for sunglasses inside and Rob's bad back. Plus Rob paid the check and lived the tell the story.
The Machete's cousin, Tyler Hays
Furniture designer, entrepreneur and artist Tyler Hays joins the boys from his studio in Philadelphia. That's right, have a bonafide artist ...who just happens to be related to The Machete.
Shaved ice and porn stars
Rob and Rich man the ship solo and discuss, among other things, shaved ice and well, porn stars.
Hank Chilton returns!
Writer/Producer and Friend Hank Chilton returns to get right down to the truth behind #drawergate. Who took Rob's dresser from his garage? Was it Hank? Was it Rich? Was it Rob? So many suspects. So little time.