THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

By Krystyna Hutchinson
Stand-up comedian and co-host of Guys We F*cked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a weekly JoUrNeY through her rose colored glasses.
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Episode #35 - The Tits Are Coming Out!
You made it!! Congrats! On today's episode, some exceptional (shit) Fuckboi Bios, Kevin's big hunt, a 3am trip to the Animal Emergency Medical Center, updates on my DiEt JoUrNeY (I'm starving), and some pondering on the Amy Coopers of the world.  For all the resources mentioned in today's episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com  Follow me on social: @KrystynaHutch
1:05:38
May 27, 2020
Episode #34 - One Sheep
Hello and thank you for not killing yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, long, drawn out Fuckboi Theater, my favorite street joke, a new diet free of Uncrustables :(, new unimproved ways to shave your stems and a few suggestions in the name of equality. Now if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my refrigerator full of lettuce. GOOD DAY, SIRS.  For all the resources mentioned in this episode,  head to: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com xo
1:02:16
May 20, 2020
Episode #33 - Pole Dancers, Madonna & Danes (TVIOH/Neurotica mash-up ft. Justin Silver)
Ahoy there, captains of not killing yourselves! Today's episode is a mash-up of TVIOH and comedian Justin Silver's podcast, NEUROTICA. On it, we discuss the magical, sanitized weekend we had with esteemed fashion photographer and pal, Steven Klein, complete with Great Danes, horses, pole dancing opera singers, sunshine and Madonna.  Follow Justin on Instagram @IAmJustinSilver Follow moi @KrystynaHutch PLEASE RATE/REVIEW IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR HEARTS! www.KrystynaHutchinson.com TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
1:04:46
May 13, 2020
Episode #32 - Repetition Makes the Master
Happy Hump Day everyone and hey, way to not bite the big one on purpose! Today’s episode features a very exhausting Fuckboi Theater read followed by a palette cleanser courtesy of Don Lemon, the My Pillow guy’s checkered past, some new ideas to make mask wearing and rollerblading a little more fun, and a reading of the most inspiring group of words I have come across to date, Chapter 7 of The Four Agreements entitled, “The New Dream.” Please rate and review the podcast on The Apple Podcast App! (theeeeenkyaaaawSOmuch) WEBSITE www.KrystynaHutchinson.com SOCIAL @KrystynaHutch EMAIL TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
1:09:32
May 6, 2020
Episode #31 - Always Do Your Best
This Bud's for YOU (for not killing yourself!). On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - well dressed old people - haterade for Shi Tzus - internal soundtrack for electric wheelchair moments - Fuckboi Theater - a Little Book of Farts palette cleanser - Prairie dogging wisdom teeth - a sordid drug history And a look at the fourth agreement, Always Do Your Best.  EMAIL ME TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com WEBSITE www.KrystynaHutchinson.com SOCIAL @KrystynaHutch
1:13:59
April 29, 2020
Episode #30 - Don't Make Assumptions
You didn't kill yourself! Yay! Today on TVIOH: a new daily thrill in which Kevin is a pawn, Fuckbio Theater, a much needed palate cleanser courtesy of Rupi Kaur, the smash hit  "Kevin Did You Shit On The Floor Yet?", and a deep dive into Don Miguel Ruiz's Third Agreement: Don't Make Assumptions.  I haven't gotten a Patreon account yet, still thinking on it. EMAIL ME: TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com FOLLOW ME: @KrystynaHutch WEBSITE: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
1:04:30
April 22, 2020
Episode #29 - Don't Take Anything Personally
Hello, hero! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, half assed Tik Toks, animal field trips. bad tea habits, a little fuckboi theatre followed by a pallet cleanser and a deep dive into the second agreement: Don't Take Anything Personally. It's a tall order, but it can be done.  If you haven't watched my short film, DWELL, yet, here is the link! My sincerest "theeenkyaw SO much" to everyone who has taken the time to watch it.  https://vimeo.com/406016996  Email me: TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com Follow me on social media: instagram.com/KrystynaHutch twitter.com/KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 
1:26:18
April 15, 2020
Episode #28 - Be Impeccable With Your Word
You're a hero! No, but seriously if you're working at a hospital or drug store or grocery store or public transportation, etc... Thank you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, a very unique Fuckboi Theater (get your dick pics ready), Quarantine Turd and King of the week, and a deep dive into the first agreement: Be impeccable with your word. I'll finish the rest of the synopsis later, there's a ghost in Jeff's barn I gtg
1:25:23
April 8, 2020
Episode #27 - Domestication & the Dream
First and foremost, I hope everyone is staying as safe and sane as possible. These are some crazy times, friend. Stay inside if you can! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Fuckbois in the Time of Corona Quarantine Turd of the Week (it's Glenn Beck) Quarantine KwEeN of the Week and the first installment of the Four Agreements deep dive, all about domestication, pleasing our parents, the judge, the victim and changing the agreements you've made out of fear. SAVE THE DATE: Friday, April 10th @ 8pm/EST my short film, DWELL, will be available for anyone who has internet access to watch! Additional details coming soon.  Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
1:33:33
April 1, 2020
EPISODE #26 - Dogz b4 Dickz
Wow, what a time! What a time. Regardless of what you’ve said or done before this moment, can we all make a deal to isolate as much as possible? Shit’s getting wild, wash ya hands and stay inside and cut the racism. Also revealed on today’s episode, my family’s history of back luck with pets, my new son, Kevin, and a story about a terrible night when I was a broke/drunk 22-year-old.  I’m starting the Four Agreements series next week, k?? Stay safe / sane/ inside / calm / fun / all the good things. FOR KEVIN VIDEOS follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch
1:16:58
March 25, 2020
Episode #25 - Trip From Hell
Oh my Jesus Christ on a cracker this is a weird time. An extra meaningful congratulations on not killing yourself this week. I hope you're all staying safe and sane because I recently went on the trip from hell and lost my mind.  I'm diving into The Four Agreements over the next few episodes, if you're short on cash and want me to send you a paper copy of the book, email me TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com subject line FOUR AGREEMENTS and send me your name, phone #, full address, I'll ship the first handful of people a copy. This book changed me and I'm fairly certain you're going to love it. TALK TO YOU NEXT WEEK WE GOT THIS GUYS STAY IN THE GAME!!!  @KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 
1:04:09
March 18, 2020
Episode #24 - The Donna
My female friendships are very special to me and that's because I'm friends with some very exceptional women. Donna Guerreros is one of those women and on today's episode of The Voices in Our Heads, it's me and Dee and YOU because you didn't kill yourself! You're still here, woohoo, great job!! Get more of Donna in your life: www.TheDonasProject.com Instagram.com/the.donas instagram.com/DeeShootsIt find me at www.KrystynaHutchinson.com email me TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com 
1:06:41
March 11, 2020
Episode #23 - Empath
Woohoo, you're alive! On todays episode: a relentless (fuck)boi, a break-thru moment, two poetic mango sorbets, one VERY annoying cover of a song that you absolutely did not need in your life and might even want to fast forward thru, and lessons I'm currently learning about empaths from Judy Dyer, author of The Empowered Empath. For all the resources mentioned in the episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com @KrystynaHutch TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com 
1:06:43
March 4, 2020
Episode #22 - No Shit, Diane.
Enjoy some fuckboi theater with a poetic palette cleanser, a tale about a man and his baby, my recent self-help find and tons more. Tons. No, really. Tons. www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
1:02:04
February 26, 2020
Episode #21 - BIRTHDAY ENERGY
Congrats on not killing yourself! It's my birthday and I'm smoking a doobs during this episode while I tell you about eating a dick in front of Robin Wright, the most cringeworthy bomb of my stand-up jOuRnEy, Fuckboi Theater, and then to make up for the disappointment that Fuckbois can often evoke, I read some beautifully crafted, well thought-out words from professional poets.. Thank you to Russian Standard for supplying all the liquor for my birthday party I APPRECIATE YOU.  For all things referenced on today's episode, visit the resources page of www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch
1:14:57
February 19, 2020
Episode #20 - HEAL
You're still alive, you freakin' hero! Happy to have you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, some thoughts on Miss Americana, Goop Laps, Wim Hof and a brief visit from a laundry guy and my manager that I just realized I forgot to call back. Then, we take a deep dive into the strenuous medical history of the woman who raised me and our conversation that will forever leave a mark. And lastly, an except from a talk by Dr. Joe Dispenza that you really should watch.  For all the resources mentioned in this episode, go to: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me! Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch If you have a second and it isn't annoying, can you rate and review this shit? Theeeeenkyaaaaw xo, K
1:10:12
February 12, 2020
Episode #19 - Soothe Yaself
This episode of This Voices In Our Heads was recorded minutes after I got home from therapy so buckle your seat belts and let's analyze the quality of soothing I received as a kid and how that's created a void of safety!! I'm so excited that you didn't kill yourself again this week, mazel tov. And hey, let's read a Hinge bio of a man who is holding a fish in each hand in his profile picture, it's a party this week (especially if you live near Philadelphia - COME SEE ME AT HELIUM 2/6-2/8 sry for yelling).  I love you. Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
52:11
February 5, 2020
Episode #18 - I Can't Make You Love Me
This week on The Voices In Our Heads: You didn't kill yourself (hooray!), Fuckboi bios, sober prank calling, the magical world of VR and a journey down 14-year-old-Krystyna Lane.  Follow me on social media: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch
56:56
January 29, 2020
Episode #17 - BFFAEAE
Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my weird past relationship with my mother in which I would leave at the drop of a hat to make my grandparents eggs, our old pranking days, and what the fuck we do to our hair when we wear it curly (and hey, I hope this goes without saying but in case it doesn't:  please don't harass my ex online, k? theenkyaaaw).  For the resources mentioned in this episode as well as ticket links to all the shows mentioned, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch
1:07:53
January 22, 2020
Episode #16 - Great Jones Spa < A Rusty Bucket Of Turds
Sometimes you go to a spa to get a facial and a few days later it looks like a pizza took a shit on your face. When you go back to that spa in tears and the manager gives you an attitude, you get today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads. #PettyPetty2020 For tour dates and resources mentioned in this episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch
1:13:32
January 15, 2020
Episode #15 - Wawa, Butterflies & No Weed
Extra congrats to you on not killing yourself this week, especially if you're joining me in Feel Your Feelings January. WOOF, this is... something. This week's episode includes two very scary Fuckboi bios, a brief summation of why Wawa is my church, a documentary about a dame and her apes, and an update on week 1 of no weed or booze. Feelings are hard but complaining about it helps, so thank you for letting me be the voice in your head for an hour. I love you lots. For all the resources mentioned in this episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com If you want to follow me on social media, then okay! @KrystynaHutch
1:04:02
January 8, 2020
Episode #14 - Feel Your Feelings January
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 is going to be exciting, I can feel it. This week on The Voices In Our Heads, a very classic Fuckboi Theater, I recap my weekend opening for the great Dave Attell, a bucket of paint fell on my head,  another oddball Christmas card from Hustler Magazine, and then I talk about my hopes and dreams for Dry January aka one month of NO alcohol or weed aka Feel Your Feelings January. Wanna do it with me? You literally have nothing to lose and only money, time and clarity to gain. Look, I'm not excited about it either but I think it could be a wonderful start to the BeAuTiFuL decade we're all about to have. Also: You live in Ireland? Can I do a live podcast recording at your house during the second week of April? If so, email me! TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com GO SEE DAVE ATTELL ON TOUR! www.DaveAttell.com Sign up for Luminary by Jan. 12th to listen to Guys We Fucked + other exclusive podcasts from the minds of Russell Brand, Roxanne Gay, Hannibal Buress, Lena Dunham + lots more for $3.99/mo for the first year, plus your first month FREE by visiting: luminary.link/gwf Come see me live! www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch
57:03
January 1, 2020
Episode #13 - the BALLS
Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man,  weed & Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2020. MERRY CHRISTMAS /FELIZ NAVIDAD /  HAPPY CHANUKAH / HAPPY (almost) KWANZAA catch ya in 2020
49:51
December 25, 2019
Episode #12 - I'm Nice To Myself
You didn't kill yourself, hooray! We continue with the weird-o vibe on today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads and I've added a little Mucinex to the mix. Turns out, that shit makes you goofy. Enjoy some fun life advice, hear about adventures in not stealing from CVS, what I've witnessed in the mouths of pigeons that are far worse than a scone and the lovely emotional dance one experiences while watching a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer on Hulu when you didn't pay for the commercial-free version. Plus! A surprise appearance by a roach, Fuckboi Theater and a new segment I just invented where I smoke a little and prank call a major corporation's customer service line. Wow, what a day, huh? For tickets to see me live as well as references for each episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com You wanna follow me on social media? Ok, it's: @KrystynaHutch You wanna email me? Alright, fine it's: TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com 
1:06:23
December 18, 2019
Episode #11 - Take You To The Movies
You're still here and I'm so glad! Today's episode of TVIOH is goofy and silly and stupid because we need a cute break after last week's episode and by "we" I mean me! You're gonna get a little Fuckboi Theater, some killer movie recs, a song from my favorite Sudanese rapper, ideas for movie plots that I highly encourage you to take advantage of and a lot of other random shit. Wow, we're killing it.  Follow me on social media if you want to: @KrystynaHutch Oh and here's my website: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com WE GOT THIS, YOU GUYS! xo, Krys
1:01:07
December 11, 2019
Episode #10 - The One About Childhood Trauma
Some of us are fucked up from things that happened to us when we were kids.  This episode of TVIOH dives into the varying degrees of childhood trauma its side effects. All the books and Ted Talks and websites mentioned can be found at www.KrystynaHutchinson.com WE GOT THIS, GUYS! Now go rollerblade or walk through a park or something cute. Google Doc Survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc3UdOP3JI-toS9MD6RXlz7FlgGHK2ac1GetMxSArJtj1PYtg/viewform?usp=sf_link  Wendy's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-costs-for-sunny-d?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet  Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch
1:24:02
December 4, 2019
Episode # 9 - We're Not Banging
You kept yourself alive for another week, woohoo! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, my good friend and fellow stand-up comedian, JUSTIN SILVER, and I recap our amazing week and the crazy bananas life we get to live. Other topics include: seeing Tool on Mushrooms, the fumbles of a platonic friendship, crying at dog beaches and San Diego strip clubs. Next week I'm diving into childhood trauma. If you've been through some shit in your younger years and care to share it with me in three sentences or less, email  TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com I'm putting together a fun little montage of our youthful tears!!! Visit Justin's Website: http://www.iamjustinsilver.com Follow Justin on social media: @IAmJustinSilver My shit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com @KrystynaHutch Peace be with you!!!! -Krys
1:09:53
November 27, 2019
Episode #8 - Fuckin' Relax
Yay, you didn't kill yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: dialing 911 and then hovering your thumb over the call button trying to figure out if you're about to get sex-trafficked or nah, commentary on WWII that nobody asked for, being too tired to care about social studies, and Jared Kushner is a turd
1:02:30
November 20, 2019
Episode #7 - Hey, Leonardo
You came back! Hi! On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads ya girl is period-ing and just ate a LOT of food. Let's take a brief tour of the Babes on Blades Spotify playlist that includes the joyful resurgence of "Hey Leonardo." Then, we hear from many Fuckbois who have one unfortunate gal's Instagram inbox in common, I answer a series of random questions and then explain why my Novaco Anger Scale test results made me want to PUNCH A FUCKIN' WALL.  Do you have extra monies that you can donate to a good cause? I'm trying to raise $$$ for my Aunt Wendy's vet bills for her beloved horse. If you're down to donate, here is the link: gf.me/u/wnxgf6 For all other things referenced in this episode including ticket links for my live shows, go to: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on zee social @KrystynaHutch Be a kind person, meanies suck ass!!! xo - K
1:08:18
November 13, 2019
Episode #6 - OutJeweling Jewel
Hello, hi, hey how are you? On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads we take a gander at that one time Jessica Simpson outJeweled Jewel, get a visit from a few FuckBois.  fun ways to be fun about your Christmas tree, Apple's Three A's of Customer Service that work in all areas of life and a reminder that, as Jen Sincero puts it, "it's not your fault that you're fucked up. It's your fault if you stay fucked up. " Now get out there and blade babes!! #BabesOnBlades For tickets to see me live and resources referenced in this episode, take your ass on down to www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch
58:54
November 6, 2019
Episode #5 - badASS.
And a happy Wednesday to YOU, good sir! On this episode of TVIOH: a friendly reminder to write shit down that made you happy today, Fuckboi Theater: White-Guy-With-An-Asian-Fetish edition, a (((unique))) take on some 90's classics and some of my favorite lines from Jen Sincero's book, "You Are A Badass." Now go out into the world and BE A GOOD PERSON!!
1:03:44
October 30, 2019
Episode #4 - Flea Market Kid
On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, you agree not to push anyone down the stairs (thanks!), we get a taste of what some folks think is a good first impression in a special Fuckboi Theater: ~*~Bio Edition~*~, I share the inside scoop on those pregnant airline pauses straight from the horse's mouth and my thoughts on open-eyed kisses, beepers and what it was like being a flea market kid.  Next week I'm doing a deep dive into the latest self-help book that hug in my sleep: You Are A Badass by Jen Sincero. If you want this book, but you don't have the monies, EMAIL ME! I'll Amazon Prime that shit to the first ten people who do. --> TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com (subject line: BADASS BOOK, please include your full name, mailing address and phone number ok theeenkyaaaaw) Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch For all tour dates and resources mentioned in each episode, visit www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Hooray! 
56:50
October 23, 2019
Episode #3 - I Prefer "Wonderful"
On today's episode of TVIOH, you get back-to-back FuckBois having a thrilling conversation with themselves and then I bring on two of my closest friends, Melissa and Sam, to talk about boys, careers, friendships, hot dogs and the most "Philly" thing we've ever done.  Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch For all tour dates and resources mentioned in each episode, visit www.KrystynaHutchinson.com  Ok,  that's all. I love you!
1:15:31
October 16, 2019
Episode #2 - Addy
Today we dive into FuckBoi Theater + FuckBoi Bios, a MOS for The Queen, a few select random thoughts & Qs, the beauty of flowers and a deep dive into a very popular but very life-ruining drug: Adderall.  Follow Krystyna on social media: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
1:23:01
October 9, 2019
Episode #1 - Merry Christmas
Welcome to the debut episode of THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS with your host, Krystyna Hutchinson. Today we dive into Babes on Blades, FuckBoi Theater, the significance of creativity, the most passionate weather woman there ever was and a story of a Christmas present that took a mighty unexpected turn. Follow Krystyna on social media: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch www.KrystynaHutchinson.com TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
1:19:39
October 2, 2019
Trailer
"THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson" debuts Wednesday, October 2nd on all podcast platforms. Do you have a particular topic you want to hear me dive in to? Do you need life advice? Or maybe you just want to confess something weird and have me read it anonymously while we all go "ohhhh, damn that's crazy!" Email me at TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com  Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch 
01:30
September 25, 2019