Made Up Movies
By Made Up Movies
Mike Kolar (Second City) and Matt Shore (The Eric Andre Show) review movies that don't exist and improvise the plotlines for your enjoyment. Want to submit a fake movie for them to review? Email the title, genre, and one sentence premise to firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet to us @madeupmoviespod.
Ep. 29: Discourteous Machinations
Mike and Matt review a steampunk adventure movie where Bruce Willis plays a cockney bodyguard caught in a web of political intrigue. It’s Discourteous Machinations! Join us for gears where gears don’t belong, Demi Moore as Chippy Esquire, and our extreme difficulty in understanding how coal powers a steam engine. This suggestion comes from Diabolical Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod Steam Plant Diagram: https://d9-wret.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/assets/palladium/production/s3fs-public/styles/full_width/public/thumbnails/image/wss-wuse-thermoelectric-diagram.gif
September 28, 2022
Ep. 28: This Magic Moment
Mike and Matt review a mash-up of American Pie and Harry Potter! It’s This Magic Moment. Join us for sexy time in the Room of Requirement, potions that transform your naughty bits into animals, and a political quiz that leaves Matt extremely frustrated. This suggestion comes from Hard at Work Nick. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod
September 21, 2022
Ep. 27: Bowsette
Mike and Matt review a biopic about the creator of a NSFW Super Mario fanart character. It’s Bowsette! Join us for a discussion of whether or not UFOs actually exist, the wild liberties the screenwriters took when adapting a true story, and lots of lewd drawings of female koopas. This suggestion comes from grammar rodeo head buckeroo, Getting Down and Wordy Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Navy Pilot UFO Video https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/pentagon-declassifies-ufo-videos-taken-by-navy-pilots.html Congress Admits UFOs are Not Man Made https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adadb/congress-admits-ufos-not-man-made-says-threats-increasing-exponentially
September 14, 2022
Ep. 26: Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons
Matt and Mike review a sci-fi movie in which Dinosaurs and Dragons battle the U.S. Military. It's Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons! Join us for a discussion of ancient Icelandic sandwiches, unlikable hero Frost Stetson, and the lovechild of two distinct types of lizards or cats or birds or whatever. This suggestion comes from SP Filmviewers! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.
September 07, 2022
Ep. 25: Fastnado
Mike and Matt review a movie where daredevil scientists race overclocked tornadoes cross-country. Join us for Republican propaganda, the religious answer to climate change, and a special segment called Ask Judge Kolar. This suggestion comes from DrinkLocalBham. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.
August 31, 2022
Ep. 24: Down to the Wire
Kolar returns from Iceland and regales Shore with stories of wildlife, whale meat, and a penis museum. Then the duo discuss an action movie where a Wahlberg-esque free-climber must infiltrate a heavily guarded skyscraper to save his daughter. It’s Down to the Wire! This suggestion comes from The GorillaBrain Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Bulgarian Animation: https://twitter.com/MurmurLilies/status/1532898408016465921?s=20&t=gLTw182hWP5LB4csWkPeVg
August 24, 2022
Ep. 23: Driving with the Top Down
Matt and special guest, Kat Palardy, discuss the cross-country mixed-attractiveness rom-com, Driving with the Top Down. This suggestion comes from Recasted Podcast. Join us for intimate back-shaving, origami as a career path, and extremely high boobs. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.
August 17, 2022
Ep. 22: Chalet (with Stoney Sharp)
Matt and special guest, director Stoney Sharp (Comedy Bang Bang), discuss the leftist revenge film Chalet, which takes place at a hoity-toity ski lodge. Join us for the fragile ego of Peter Fonda, a disappointing centrist Yeti, and the story of how Stoney almost fell off a cliff while working on a Metallica music video. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Metallica: I Disappear Music Video from Stoney’s story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSDC3cHoZs
August 10, 2022
Ep. 21: Spirit in the Software
Mike and Matt review a cyberpunk technological thriller starring Keanu Reeves. No, not that one. It's Spirit in the Software. Join us for Lawnmower Man-esque CGI, Icelandic trip planning, and Batman with a Cockney accent. This suggestion comes from All-Star Mummy, Tony Evans! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.
August 03, 2022
Ep. 20: Bobby
Mike and Matt review a documentary about bobby pins that takes some surprising true crime turns. Join us for a discussion of hallucinogenic hair-ties, unfortunate Cold Stone experiences, and a serial killer who uses bobby pins to murder his victims. This submission comes from Amanda Kolar. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Shore’s Main Twitter: @shorester Shore’s Gaming Twitter: @shorestergamer Cold Stone Nintendo Ice Cream: https://nintendowire.com/news/2022/07/07/cold-stone-creamery-debuts-nintendo-themed-ice-cream-flavors-hosts-sweepstakes-for-switch-oled/
July 27, 2022
Ep. 19: Ice Bucket Challenge
Mike and Matt review a horror movie that combines The Ring and Final Destination with the social media trend of yesteryear, The Ice Bucket Challenge. Join us for a lively discussion of the world’s worst Taco Bell restaurants, the current state of women’s rights in both gaming and politics, and why this movie steals more than a few moves from Resident Evil. This submission comes from Smash Trivia John. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.
July 20, 2022
Ep. 18: A Mother's Dove
Mike and Matt review a heartfelt coming-of-age drama about a girl whose free-spirited mother leaves her a troublemaking parrot after she dies. Join us for mechanical bull riding, willingly cucked father figures, and a pseudo-helpful robot named Detractor. This suggestion comes from J.D. Lowe. Why is this movie called A Mother's Dove if it's about a parrot? The answer may not exist within this podcast.
July 13, 2022
EP. 17 – Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things
Mike and Matt review an epic space opera in which anthropomorphized sugary sweets make love AND war. Join us for erotic Hershey's kisses, surprisingly gory intestines made of Twizzlers, and more than one comparison to Avatar. It's Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things!
July 06, 2022
EP. 16 – Joker 2
Mike and Matt brainstorm ideas for the Joker sequel in hopes that Todd Phillips will hire them to write and star in it. Join us for Star Wars themed drug use, the shoehorning of Batman villain Clayface, and an unlikely appearance by Zorro. Want to make this movie a reality? Tweet using the hashtag #ReleaseTheMuMCut !
June 29, 2022
EP. 15 – Fin Diesel
Mike and Matt review a seaside creature-feature in which an emotionless local sheriff goes toe-to-toe with a half-man half-shark. (Spoiler alert: The shark part's on top.)
June 22, 2022
EP. 14 – Tuesday the 28th
Mike and Matt review a spin-off of Friday the 13th in which Jason Vorhees's cousin, Ian Vorhees, is a realtor trying to sell Camp Crystal Lake. The only obstacle? Jason's murderous spirit is back to reclaim his land and stop the sale.
June 15, 2022
EP. 13 – Opposing Counsel
Mike and Matt review a legal thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Michael Douglas in which Michael Douglas has a dark secret. Is this movie sexy or just plain sexist? Did Morgan Freeman ask for his character to be killed off just to get out of this trainwreck? Would you say this movie is a... cult classic?
June 08, 2022
EP. 12 – The Barneyville Horror
Mike and Matt review a mid-2000s slasher movie that takes place on the set of Barney & Friends. Will this movie make Matt lose his faith in The Joker? Join us for journey into the deranged mind of a paint-huffing purple dinosaur as well as a mean-spirited review of Dave Barry's latest book. It's The Barneyville Horror.
June 01, 2022
EP. 11 – Benny And The Jets
Mike and Matt review a sports comedy switcheroo, where a young boy gets body-swapped with a hotshot NFL quarterback. Join us for the Superbowl Shuffle, fifteen minute barfights, and a non-sexual three-way kiss.
May 25, 2022
EP. 10 – Heistopus
Mike and Matt review a heist film in which the gentleman thief is a sly, sexy octopus. Join us for surprisingly risqué comedy, eight armfuls of practical effects, and one billion dollars in pearls.
May 18, 2022
EP. 9 – Gorb The Destroyer IV: Comin’ In Hot in Dallas
Mike and Matt review a direct-to-video action movie sequel without having seen the first three movies in the series. Discover who really assassinated JFK, lament over the untimely demise of Hamford Milken, and celebrate the timeless catchphrase, "Let's get skunky!"
May 11, 2022
EP. 8 – Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Mike and Matt review the unreleased fourth movie in the original Star Wars trilogy- wait, quadrilogy? It's STAR WARS: ROGUE SQUADRON. Join us as we discuss the adventures of Wedge Antilles, Nien Nunb, and Mister Bones, a homicidal droid. Who knew that Gungans were always part of George Lucas's Star Wars vision?
May 05, 2022
EP. 7 – The Sound of Color
Mike and Matt review a problematic Oscar bait drama called The Sound of Color. This Made Up Movie was submitted by Learn German Through Music Podcast. Be sure to check them out. Join us as we discuss old truckers seducing young women, how to make beans sexy, and how sleazy men in Hollywood have groomed America.
April 27, 2022
EP. 6 – Zombie Guitar
Mike and Matt review a submission from Suns and Shadows-cast called Zombie Guitar. This is puppet-filled horror comedy with cheap-ass practical effects. It tells the story of a stoner wannabe rock star whose dreams of rockin' romance come true when his flesh is fused with a ZOMBIE GUITAR. Yes, you read that right, dear reader.
April 20, 2022
EP. 5 – Meat Cube
Mike and Matt review a 2000s era roadside horror flick called Meat Cube. They try to decipher whether or not the terrifying meat-headed monster is his own father, and if not, why he sometimes speaks in a British accent. This suggestion comes from Tony Evans. Thanks, Tony! Join us for a discussion of trans-dimensional body horror, alcoholic slasher victims, and inexplicably tiny cows.
April 13, 2022
EP. 4 – A Hometown Halloween
Mike and Matt review a Hallmark Original Made Up Movie about a woman who moves home from the Big City to learn the Small Town meaning of Halloween.
April 06, 2022
EP. 3 – Chimp Patrol
Mike and Matt review an '80s buddy comedy about a renegade cop and a rebellious chimp. No, not that one. It's a much worse one. It's Chimp Patrol!
March 30, 2022
EP. 2 – Unhappy Meal
Mike and Matt review a Bulgarian knock-off of Die Hard set entirely in a McDonald's restaurant. This Made Up Movie suggestion comes from Robby Forbes-Karol! Join us for a discussion of action movie tropes, Big Mac ingredients used as weaponry, and so many costume changes! If nobody knows who you are, why hide your identity?
March 23, 2022
Ep. 1 – Spark
In the first episode of Made Up Movies, Mike and Matt review a movie about a mechanic who dreams of becoming a writer.
March 16, 2022
Ep. 0 – Made Up Movies Preview!
Want a sneak peak of our new podcast? Listen to this episode, get to know the hosts, and enjoy our new theme song!
March 12, 2022