Rocky Horror Minute
By Rocky Horror Minute
Rocky Horror MinuteNov 30, 2020
Minute 76: And So By Some Extraordinary Coincidence
We're back from our post-Awesome Con break! Kelly and Leandra tackle a very *minute* minute and discuss shoes (which ones suck, which ones rule), fart noises, and a very special shadowcast performance of a totally different film!
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Minute 75: Rocky's Behaving
Where's Kelly's hand and why is Leandra frowning? Where's Leandra's hand and why is Kelly disappointed? Where's your hand and why are you doing that while listening to this podcast?! Kelly and Leandra have a very silly time with Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock discussing sibling dynamics, gassy faces, and comedic rhyming.
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Minute 74: First You Spurn Me
Everybody must get stoned! But first, Kelly and Leandra are joined by Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock to discuss overacting (not Leandra's) and exhibitionism (not Kelly's)!
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Minute 73: You Better Wise Up
Kelly and Leandra are joined again by the affable, hilarious, and extremely not-dead-at-the-time-of-our-writing-this Sean from Next Scene Pod! Tune in for our rating of a song with extremely mixed reviews, but stay for Kelly's favorite Doctor Who character (spoiler: spoilers), a robust discussion of stunt-genitals, and maybe even a plinth or two!
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Minute 72: I Can't Move My Feet!
Kelly and Leandra turn Brad the Webmaster into Brad the Deadmaster and are already eying their next tribute; one of the cool(whip)est people ever to guest on this podcast: Sean from Next Scene Pod!
Join Kelly, Leandra, and Sean as they discuss if this movie really deserves its R-rating, oral fixations, and the possible existence of another potential alien who could have been lurking about who may have been sent to Earth just a few short years before Frank!
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Minute 71: Shut Up!
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Minute 70: He Didn't Like His Teddy
Bodies and incest and bears, oh my! Brad The Webmaster joins Kelly and Leandra to finish up a very delicious meal and a not so delicious song. Is Patricia Quinn an unreliable narrator? Does Kelly love mashed potatoes with a special secret ingredient? Can Leandra convince anyone that TMNT 1990 is an amazing film? Tune in to find out!
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Minute 69: Ride!
Join Kelly and Leandra with special hetero guest Brad The Webmaster as they discuss little beds, drag icons of the early 1900s, and questionable midnight castle postal service.
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Minute 68: He Was Born
Kelly and Leandra are joined again by Brad The Webmaster of the Sonic Transducers (and Kelly's bed), and this time, they're talking about punchable men, a hill Kelly is ready to die on, and an often overlooked bonus rack!
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Minute 67: We Came Here To Discuss Eddie
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Minute 66: A Toast!
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Minute 65: Clank! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
No, of course not! Sit down to dinner with Kelly and Leandra as they discuss steam and setting the table.
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Once In A While (The 2023 RHM Christmas Special)
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Minute 64: Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
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Minute 63: Don't Play Games
Even after all of these years, Kelly still manages to find ways to surprise Leandra. Join these two idiots on a short and sweet jaunt through this minute of churlish mouth noises and amazing callbacks.
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Minute 62: Great Scott!
This extra large minute is all about the very small details! Horned ungulates in the hallway, iconic lesbian bedrooms, and of course, another heaping handful of notes about patches and pins!
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Minute 61: Most Certainly Do!
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Minute 60: Creature of the Night!
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Minute 59: Down! Down! Down!
Minute 58: Into Heavy Petting
Minute 57: Emotion
Minute 56: Or Sane Persons
This is a minute of amazing Janet (over)acting. Kelly and Leandra wonder about the root cause of Janet's outrage at Brad's dalliance with Frank. While they're thinking about it... how much does Janet know about wound care?
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Minute 55: The New Playmate is Loose
With the bedroom scenes finally over, Kelly and Leandra take probably more time than is reasonable to discuss Janet's choice of hosiery on that late November evening. If pantyhose aren't your thing, we also talk a lot about dogs!
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Minute 54: Why, Do You Think I Should?
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Minute 53: Oh Brad Darling!
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Minute 52: Gasp! Urgh! Hiss!
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Minute 51: Brad? Well, Nothing.
Kelly and Leandra are spending Halloween in Washington DC with the Sonic Transducers and special guests Barry Bostwick and Patricia Quinn at the historic Lincoln Theater! Check our social media for any fun pictures from behind the scenes at that sold out show!
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Minute 50: Who Is It?
Described as "cerebral" by people who know the definition of that word, the scenes depicted in this minute contain sexual situations of questionable consent. If you want to sit this conversation out, tune back in at Minute 56.
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Minute 49: There Are Those
On this episode of RHM, your favorite idiots Kelly and Leandra celebrate finally leaving the lab! Kelly shocks Leandra with a startling diagnosis and the pair go over some fan mail to revisit a very fun theory!
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Minute 48: No Dissension
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Rocky Horror Minute Presents: The 2022 Halloween Spookstravaganza
It's Halloween! As a special treat, Kelly and Leandra conjured up some villainous ghouls and goblins to help them recreate a scene from one of Rocky Horror's possible sequels- Revenge of the Old Queen! Tune in after for scary stories of Rocky Horror sure to make you cackle!
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Special Thanks to: Adrian "Drippy Dick", Azure Sweet, Najwa Red, Miguel "Not So Drippy Dick" and Brad.
Minute 47: Don't Be Upset
Very normal podcasters Kelly and Leandra are obsessed with Frank in this minute full of sexual energy, angst, and discarded rubber gloves.
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Minute 46: Rock and Roll!
POV: You're Eddie and Frank is murdering you! Kelly and Leandra return to wrap up Hot Patootie, sharing some hot takes that threaten to shake their fanbase to their core.
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Minute 45: Bless My Soul!
Jewelry? Tattoos? Cigarettes? Oh my! Kelly and Leandra say farewell to conspicuous no-show Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute and then have their stunt doubles crash into a crowd of dancing Transylvanians, just for fun.
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Minute 44: Hot Patootie!
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Minute 43: AAAH! OOH! EDDIE!
Dinner *is* the show over at the Frankenstein Place! Kelly and Leandra are visited by special guest Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to delve into some of life's hardest questions, like "what is a Cosmic Cow?" and "just how butch could Leandra really look when dressed as Eddie?"
This episode is dedicated to the man himself, Meat Loaf, aka Marvin Lee Aday, who passed away on January 20, 2022.
Minute 42.5: I Don't Remember This Part
Did you know there was a Criminologist scene right before Hot Patootie? There isn't, but this is almost as good! Kelly and Leandra explain how they got behind schedule and what they're up to now (spoiler: it's recording again!). Leandra even had some time to correct things that she almost certainly got wrong.
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Minute 42: He'll Eat Nutritious
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Minute 41: Will Get Sand In His Face
We'll talk about Charles Atlas the Jack Lalanne Way! Kelly and Leandra are joined by Jarf of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3 for an especially informative minute about tribute photos, the life of Angelo Siciliano, and a shocking revelation about thoraxes.
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Minute 40: Success!
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Minute 39: My Life Is A Mystery
Someone (cough cough Perry Bedden) cut the thread on the sword hanging above poor Jamie Anderson's (of Radio Clash Revival) head, so she is sadly no longer with us. Listen to her final moments and help Kelly and Leandra unpack their complex feelings about Frank in one of his finest minutes.
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Minute 38: Start Of A Pretty Big Downer
You heard it here first; Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival is a confirmed Eddie Brain Truth-er! Join Kelly and Leandra and Jamie on their journey through Greek mythology, mummy wrapping, and the worst way to holster scissors.
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Minute 37: Oh Rocky!
Uncoordinated, stupid, and... blonde? We're not talking about the hosts of this podcast for once! Kelly and Leandra razz a newborn Adonis with the help of Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival!
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Minute 36: Gasps N Laughs
"Finally, the best minute of the movie!" is not an accurate statement to describe what happens, however, Kelly and Leandra still have plenty to discuss. Sue Merry gets razzed again, and callbacks abound! The Transylvanian Showcase concludes by featuring Peggy Ledger (not her legal name) and Fran Fullenwider (definitely her legal name*), whose amazing life stories prove once again that sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.
*no really, Leandra searched the Texas Birth Index to confirm.
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Minute 35: Throw Open The Switches
Kelly and Leandra breathe a mutual sigh of relief that Perry Bedden has not demanded another tribute. The calm is punctuated by an unspoken understanding that unfortunately, it is only a matter of time until he must kill again. Next on The Transylvanian Showcase are Ishaq Bux and Hugh Cecil!
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Minute 34: You See, You Are Fortunate
Are Kelly and Leandra covered in wool? Because they sure feel *sheepish* about a huge correction they have to make to some incorrect info shared on previous minutes. Later, Kelly shares the rules to the most dangerous game, we hear from Richard O'Brien and Patricia Quinn about the origin of "hoopla," and the Transylvanian showcase continues with 2 Tonys and an Anthony (Tony Cowan, Tony Then, and Anthony Milner).
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And remember, "If you don't know where it has been, don't put it in your mouth."
Minute 33: It Was Strange The Way It Happened
Accident or miracle? Kelly and Leandra wish a fond farewell to Niall McGowan from Bat Minute, but not before some heated discourse arguing if Rocky was "whoops" baby. Leandra gets an expert opinion on how drunk Magenta acts during the speech, and the Tranyslvanian showcase continues with a spotlight on Pamela Obermeyer, Henry Woolf, and Stephen Calcutt.
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Minute 32: How Forceful You Are!
And on with the show! To kick off their return from a festive holiday break, hosts Kelly and Leandra chat up Niall McGowan from Bat Minute! They spend a surprising amount of time trying to find any logic behind what they all agree is a strange costuming choice (in future minutes, they'll even correct this info because it is wildly inaccurate), and give more Transylvanians a moment to shine by showcasing Imogen Claire, Christopher Biggins, and Lindsay Ingram. Finally, see the disturbing and erotic reason as to why "aerodynamic properties of human saliva" shows up in Leandra's google search history.
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Bonus: Q&A with Richard O'Brien!
You asked, and Richard O'Brien answered! We reached out to the legend himself with your questions, and read his responses. This was originally streamed live, so we did experience some mild technical difficulties, but we hope you enjoy this exciting bonus content - some of his answers shocked us! If you prefer to watch the video of the stream, you can find that on our YouTube channel or Facebook page!
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