Rocky Horror Minute

Kelly and Leandra gab with their special gal pal Flap Jack (Camp Wannakiki Season 4, Miss Southeast Comedy Queen 2024) over the sequence of sequins, card dealing, and a batch of beautifully dressed but oddly named extras (Juba Kennerley, Lewis Alexander, Hyma Beckley, and Aileen Lewis).

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Kelly and Leandra are joined again by the beloved comedy queen Flap Jack (Camp Wannakiki Season 4, Miss Southeast Comedy Queen 2024)! Listen as they discuss magic scarves, hateful yawns, and Forrest Gump!

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Flap Jack (Miss Southeast Comedy Queen 2024 and Cast Founder of the Birmingham, Alabama Rocky Horror Shadowcast The Hot Dogs) arrives just in time to hear Kelly get Leandra added to a list (one that she'll Never Forget). Listen in for a potpourri of nonsense, including a true story of love, a reminder of bad Snatch Game choices, and olfactory choices made by shadowcast members.We'd love to hear from you! Send us your thoughts (in the form of a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts) or via email at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com!

Everybody loves Ramon (Gow, that is)! Kelly and Leandra gush figuratively over some very cool costume pieces and question some iconic hairstyles.

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What do Hard Rock Nick, pom poms, a horny parrot puppet, and bad lyrics all have in common? Kelly and Leandra discuss them all in this very silly minute!

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Kelly is starting a Janets Only Fight Club and there's nothing Leandra (or anyone!) can do to stop her! This minute is all about love and lust and a very small sprinkling of Lear!

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The game may be disbanded, but this podcast sure isn't! Join Kelly and Leandra as they discuss animal pelts, phallic set pieces, and old movie studio logos.

Please note that there are spoilers for Animorphs #10 (not #9) from 24:12 to 25:48. It's definitely Rocky Horror related content though, so skip at your own peril!

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Kelly and Leandra resort to using clickbait but get it wrong in this minute about dancing, drug use, and dirty callbacks.

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Was it really? Kelly and Leandra find out when they are joined by Jim O’Kane of The Rocketeer Minute, a long-time Rocky Horror Picture Show fan with firsthand experience of the beginnings of this cult classic.

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Carts, Face Cream, Chickens... This episode has it all! Join Kelly and Leandra on a journey that will absolutely heal any and all achy breaky hearts!

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We're back from our post-Awesome Con break! Kelly and Leandra tackle a very *minute* minute and discuss shoes (which ones suck, which ones rule), fart noises, and a very special shadowcast performance of a totally different film!

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Where's Kelly's hand and why is Leandra frowning? Where's Leandra's hand and why is Kelly disappointed? Where's your hand and why are you doing that while listening to this podcast?! Kelly and Leandra have a very silly time with Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock discussing sibling dynamics, gassy faces, and comedic rhyming.

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Everybody must get stoned! But first, Kelly and Leandra are joined by Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock to discuss overacting (not Leandra's) and exhibitionism (not Kelly's)!

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Kelly and Leandra are joined again by the affable, hilarious, and extremely not-dead-at-the-time-of-our-writing-this Sean from Next Scene Pod! Tune in for our rating of a song with extremely mixed reviews, but stay for Kelly's favorite Doctor Who character (spoiler: spoilers), a robust discussion of stunt-genitals, and maybe even a plinth or two!

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Kelly and Leandra turn Brad the Webmaster into Brad the Deadmaster and are already eying their next tribute; one of the cool(whip)est people ever to guest on this podcast: Sean from Next Scene Pod!

Join Kelly, Leandra, and Sean as they discuss if this movie really deserves its R-rating, oral fixations, and the possible existence of another potential alien who could have been lurking about who may have been sent to Earth just a few short years before Frank!

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Bodies and incest and bears, oh my! Brad The Webmaster joins Kelly and Leandra to finish up a very delicious meal and a not so delicious song. Is Patricia Quinn an unreliable narrator? Does Kelly love mashed potatoes with a special secret ingredient? Can Leandra convince anyone that TMNT 1990 is an amazing film? Tune in to find out!

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Even after all of these years, Kelly still manages to find ways to surprise Leandra. Join these two idiots on a short and sweet jaunt through this minute of churlish mouth noises and amazing callbacks.

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This extra large minute is all about the very small details! Horned ungulates in the hallway, iconic lesbian bedrooms, and of course, another heaping handful of notes about patches and pins!

Time is running out to get the official RHM Christmas card (eh, sort of- if we have leftovers after we've done our big mail-out we could be convinced to send you a card anyway so send us your mailing address even if you're reading this in the middle of July)!

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This is a minute of amazing Janet (over)acting. Kelly and Leandra wonder about the root cause of Janet's outrage at Brad's dalliance with Frank. While they're thinking about it... how much does Janet know about wound care?

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With the bedroom scenes finally over, Kelly and Leandra take probably more time than is reasonable to discuss Janet's choice of hosiery on that late November evening. If pantyhose aren't your thing, we also talk a lot about dogs!

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On this episode of RHM, your favorite idiots Kelly and Leandra celebrate finally leaving the lab! Kelly shocks Leandra with a startling diagnosis and the pair go over some fan mail to revisit a very fun theory!

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It's Halloween! As a special treat, Kelly and Leandra conjured up some villainous ghouls and goblins to help them recreate a scene from one of Rocky Horror's possible sequels- Revenge of the Old Queen! Tune in after for scary stories of Rocky Horror sure to make you cackle!

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Special Thanks to: Adrian "Drippy Dick", Azure Sweet, Najwa Red, Miguel "Not So Drippy Dick" and Brad.

Very normal podcasters Kelly and Leandra are obsessed with Frank in this minute full of sexual energy, angst, and discarded rubber gloves. 

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POV: You're Eddie and Frank is murdering you! Kelly and Leandra return to wrap up Hot Patootie, sharing some hot takes that threaten to shake their fanbase to their core. 

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Jewelry? Tattoos? Cigarettes? Oh my! Kelly and Leandra say farewell to conspicuous no-show Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute and then have their stunt doubles crash into a crowd of dancing Transylvanians, just for fun. 

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Dinner *is* the show over at the Frankenstein Place! Kelly and Leandra are visited by special guest Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to delve into some of life's hardest questions, like "what is a Cosmic Cow?" and "just how butch could Leandra really look when dressed as Eddie?"

This episode is dedicated to the man himself, Meat Loaf, aka Marvin Lee Aday, who passed away on January 20, 2022. 

Did you know there was a Criminologist scene right before Hot Patootie? There isn't, but this is almost as good! Kelly and Leandra explain how they got behind schedule and what they're up to now (spoiler: it's recording again!). Leandra even had some time to correct things that she almost certainly got wrong.

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