Rocky Horror Minute

What do Hard Rock Nick, pom poms, a horny parrot puppet, and bad lyrics all have in common? Kelly and Leandra discuss them all in this very silly minute!Are you a lesbian or do you just have bad hair? Our Spotify analytics say that you're one of those two demographics so if you're feeling very seen right now, send us an email at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! If you are digesting this podcast on YouTube, make sure you like and subscribe. And as usual, we weally weally want that 5-star review on Apple Podcasts👉👈

Kelly is starting a Janets Only Fight Club and there's nothing Leandra (or anyone!) can do to stop her! This minute is all about love and lust and a very small sprinkling of Lear!Questions? Send us an email at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and if you are experiencing this podcast on YouTube, make sure you like and subscribe. And hey, that 5-star review on Apple Podcasts ain't gonna write itself 🍎 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Kelly and Leandra are two women on the verge... of finishing this movie! Join them as they continue to either dream it or be it while wondering aloud about swimming pools. Questions? Thots? You won't trick Leandra into asking for tribute photos again so don't even try! But send us email at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and if you are experiencing this podcast on YouTube, make sure you like and subscribe. We also welcome any criticism in the form of 5-star reviews on Apple Podcasts 🍎 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Kelly and Leandra are back and ready to share their thoughts on this, the most "definitely a minute" of the entire film. It's that time of year again! We'll let you know soon how to request your Official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas Card! Email us your questions and insights at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! Check us out on Instagram and FB @rockyhorrorminute and if you found us on YouTube, comment with your favorite Halloween candy for a special shout out in a future episode.

The game may be disbanded, but this podcast sure isn't! Join Kelly and Leandra as they discuss animal pelts, phallic set pieces, and old movie studio logos. Please note that there are spoilers for Animorphs #10 (not #9) from 24:12 to 25:48. It's definitely Rocky Horror related content though, so skip at your own peril! Please leave us a (5-star) review on Apple Podcasts and send your questions, comments, and erotic poetry to us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. If you've found us on Youtube, leave a comment, and click the bell so you get notified when we post new episodes!

Kelly and Leandra resort to using clickbait but get it wrong in this minute about dancing, drug use, and dirty callbacks. Remember to give us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and send your RHM fanfic to us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. If you've found us on Youtube, Like and Subscribe and make sure to ring that bell so you don't miss out on new episodes.

Was it really? Kelly and Leandra find out when they are joined by Jim O’Kane of The Rocketeer Minute, a long-time Rocky Horror Picture Show fan with firsthand experience of the beginnings of this cult classic. Like what you see? Then you should seek medical attention immediately because this is an auditory format! Like what you hear? Then give us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and send your adorations to us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. If you've found us on Youtube, Like and Subscribe and make sure to ring that bell so you don't miss out on new episodes.

Carts, Face Cream, Chickens... This episode has it all! Join Kelly and Leandra on a journey that will absolutely heal any and all achy breaky hearts! We have a website! Check us out at www.rockyhorrorminute.com! Follow us on instagram and facebook @rockyhorrorminute Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with just about anything, and if you're feeling frisky, leave a 5-star review for us on Apple Podcasts. If you're listening to us on Youtube, make sure you like/subscribe and comment with your favorite callbacks!

We're back from our post-Awesome Con break! Kelly and Leandra tackle a very *minute* minute and discuss shoes (which ones suck, which ones rule), fart noises, and a very special shadowcast performance of a totally different film! Follow us on instagram and facebook @rockyhorrorminute Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com just to feel something, and while you're thinking of us, leave a 5-star review for us on Apple Podcasts. If you're listening to us on Youtube, HELLO, like/subscribe and comment!

Where's Kelly's hand and why is Leandra frowning? Where's Leandra's hand and why is Kelly disappointed? Where's your hand and why are you doing that while listening to this podcast?! Kelly and Leandra have a very silly time with Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock discussing sibling dynamics, gassy faces, and comedic rhyming. Follow us on instagram and facebook @rockyhorrorminute Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com just for funsies, and while you're thinking of fun things to do, maybe leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. If you're listening to us on Youtube, hiiiiii, like/subscribe please.

Everybody must get stoned! But first, Kelly and Leandra are joined by Luke Allen of Ask Seek Knock to discuss overacting (not Leandra's) and exhibitionism (not Kelly's)! We want to hear from you and here's how: Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with your shadowcasting and cosplay pics, leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on instagram and facebook @rockyhorrorminute! Come see us in DC at Awesome Con or at Sonic Transducer shows! Comment on our youtube videos (but not before you like and subscribe)!

Kelly and Leandra are joined again by the affable, hilarious, and extremely not-dead-at-the-time-of-our-writing-this Sean from Next Scene Pod! Tune in for our rating of a song with extremely mixed reviews, but stay for Kelly's favorite Doctor Who character (spoiler: spoilers), a robust discussion of stunt-genitals, and maybe even a plinth or two! Find us on facebook and instagram @rockyhorrorminute and email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. We'd love it if you'd spread the word by leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and if you've found us on Youtube, make sure you like and subscribe!

Kelly and Leandra turn Brad the Webmaster into Brad the Deadmaster and are already eying their next tribute; one of the cool(whip)est people ever to guest on this podcast: Sean from Next Scene Pod! Join Kelly, Leandra, and Sean as they discuss if this movie really deserves its R-rating, oral fixations, and the possible existence of another potential alien who could have been lurking about who may have been sent to Earth just a few short years before Frank! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and follow us on instagram at rockyhorrorminute. Please consider rating us on Apple podcasts and if you're listening to us on youtube, like and subscribe for more episodes just like this one!

We hope you stretched because now we're going for a fun run through the castle! Kelly and Leandra are joined once more by Brad The Webmaster to discuss the amazing lyrical genius present in this minute's song. It's not like Chat GPT could do better... right? Rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com is the easiest and sleaziest way to ask your questions and send us your cast photos! If you're watching on YouTube, make sure you're liking and subscribing, and of course, 5-star reviews are the best aphrodisiac.

Bodies and incest and bears, oh my! Brad The Webmaster joins Kelly and Leandra to finish up a very delicious meal and a not so delicious song. Is Patricia Quinn an unreliable narrator? Does Kelly love mashed potatoes with a special secret ingredient? Can Leandra convince anyone that TMNT 1990 is an amazing film? Tune in to find out! Send us an email at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! We love to read them! If you're watching this on youtube, give us a thumbs up and make sure you sensually click that subscribe button so you don't miss another minute. No matter where you listen, you should find a way to give us a 5-star review (ideally on Apple Podcasts but if there's another place to rate us, that'd be rad).

Niiiiiice. Join Kelly and Leandra with special hetero guest Brad The Webmaster as they discuss little beds, drag icons of the early 1900s, and questionable midnight castle postal service. We'd love to hear from you! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and if you leave us a 5-star review, all your wildest fantasies will come true, if those fantasies are that Kelly and Leandra will think you are pretty cool.

Kelly and Leandra are joined again by Brad The Webmaster of the Sonic Transducers (and Kelly's bed), and this time, they're talking about punchable men, a hill Kelly is ready to die on, and an often overlooked bonus rack! If you're reading this, hi :) Please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and/or email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with your questions/comments/thoughts/concerns/ shadowcasting photos/ fan art of Kelly and Leandra doing whatever you think it is that Kelly and Leandra do.

Kelly and Leandra are joined by famed (?) shadowcaster and beloved (!) webmaster for this very podcast(?), Brad The Webmaster! If you enjoy intense discussion of cake pop culture, occultism in the Third Reich, and allusions to hidden camera commercials, then this is the episode for you! Love it? Leave us a 5-star review! Hate it? Leave us a 5-star review! Questions? Leave us a 5-star review or email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com

To absent Tuesday posting! The dynamic duo dish about their favorite callbacks and Kelly even shares a story that will make you put your fork down in distress! Send us your questions at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and leave us a 5-star review wherever you rate podcasts (Apple, perhaps!)

Is this the end of RHM?! No, of course not! Sit down to dinner with Kelly and Leandra as they discuss steam and setting the table. Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! We love hearing from people! And please leave us a 5-star review so even more people get to hear us.

Merry Christmas, assholes! Kelly and Leandra share their thoughts about a hidden gem- a deleted Brad Majors song! Is it good? Well, you'll have to listen to hear what your two favorite festive fools think! Do you have a favorite decease celebrity? Let us know at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and we may lightly roast them for you in an upcoming minute!

Kelly and Leandra are to another Crim Minute! And golly is this one full of... words? Tune in for Leandra reminiscing about a past love, Kelly laughing about a current love, and a discussion of the prophetic photo of a then future president on the Criminologist's desk! Send your questions and comments to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and we'll even talk about them on the next Crim Minute! And, your 5-star reviews keep us warm at night so keep em coming!

Even after all of these years, Kelly still manages to find ways to surprise Leandra. Join these two idiots on a short and sweet jaunt through this minute of churlish mouth noises and amazing callbacks. Questions? Comments? Why don't you send them our way! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and leave us a review, whydoncha?

This extra large minute is all about the very small details! Horned ungulates in the hallway, iconic lesbian bedrooms, and of course, another heaping handful of notes about patches and pins! Time is running out to get the official RHM Christmas card (eh, sort of- if we have leftovers after we've done our big mail-out we could be convinced to send you a card anyway so send us your mailing address even if you're reading this in the middle of July)! Send your questions and tantric shelf-elf poses to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. We'll also gladly accept your new and gently-used 5-star reviews!

Another minute, another plea for pictures of lesbians on motorcycles. Leandra shares a somewhat controversial opinion and Kelly continues to guide us through our tour of the jacket, with a particularly unsavory pitstop. There's still time to get on the RHM Nice-and-Naughty List! Just send us your mailing address and we'll send you a special Christmas card! Send your questions and shadowcasting pics to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and in the spirit of giving, give *us* a 5-star review!

Kelly and Leandra finally break what was left of their tenuous tether to reality and give voice to their imaginary friends. They also begin their multiple-episode journey into the details on Frank's jacket! Questions? Comments? Money for our therapy copays? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and leave us those happy 5-star reviews because they're almost as good as Wellbutrin to us (almost). Also don't forget to send us your address for an official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas Card!

Kelly and Leandra say their fond farewells to Blake Reilly of The Blake & Sal Show (with Mark), but not before wondering aloud, yet again, is this a sexy movie? 🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year! 🎶 Whether you are getting cozy with your sweater or your programmer socks, the real way to get that warm feeling is by leaving us a 5-star review! Also, send your address (and questions/comments) to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and we'll send you an official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas card!

Black Friday Special! Get a Kelly and Leandra minute of absolute nonsense and get some salacious commentary from Blake Reilly of The Blake & Sal Show (with Mark) for FREE! Now that Thanksgiving is in the books, Kelly and Leandra can officially start whining TWICE AS LOUD about Christmas! This year, all we want is a 5-star review, Ballerina Barbie (not Malibu Barbie), pictures of you in your rocky costumes, and your questions/comments to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com. Is that so much to ask? If you give us your address, we'll even send you the official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas Card!

Kelly and Leandra are joined by special guest Blake Reilly of The Blake & Sal Show (with Mark) to dig into Emotions and jump right into the next song! Wouldn't it be great if you sent us your questions/comments to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com? If you give us your address, we'll even send you the official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas Card!

This is a minute of amazing Janet (over)acting. Kelly and Leandra wonder about the root cause of Janet's outrage at Brad's dalliance with Frank. While they're thinking about it... how much does Janet know about wound care? Do you want a special edition Rocky Horror Minute Christmas card? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! Any time you leave us a 5-start review, an angel gets its wings!

With the bedroom scenes finally over, Kelly and Leandra take probably more time than is reasonable to discuss Janet's choice of hosiery on that late November evening. If pantyhose aren't your thing, we also talk a lot about dogs! Do you want a special edition Rocky Horror Minute Christmas card? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! It's free, just like leaving us a review!

Shiiiit, Kelly and Leandra are sorry. Sorry for what, you might ask? You'll have to listen to find out! We're still accepting addresses for the official Rocky Horror Minute Christmas card! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with your mailing address and any of your questions or praise over how big Kelly's boobs are sounding with her new microphone!

Is there a non-incest reason for how Riff and Magenta interact with each other during this minute? Patricia Quinn certainly thinks so. Kelly shares an excerpt from the commentary and Leandra shares some of the worst callbacks from this minute. Do you want a special edition Rocky Horror Minute Christmas card? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! The only thing on our wishlist this year are 5-star reviews (and money of course)!

Kelly bites her lip sensually at Leandra and the entire episode nearly derails. Tune in for that, pigeons, and even a breakdown of our fantastic 10/31 show with none other than Uncle Barry Bostwick! Do you want a Christmas card? Give us a review and then email us your mailing address at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com!

Happy Halloween, everyone! In this special episode, Kelly and Leandra shine light on their favorite bedroom scene gags, bring up their sincere adoration for Barry Bostwick (again) and dish about their love of the musical "Annie" (the film version with none other than Tim Curry as Rooster Hannigan)! Kelly and Leandra are spending Halloween in Washington DC with the Sonic Transducers and special guests Barry Bostwick and Patricia Quinn at the historic Lincoln Theater! Check our social media for any fun pictures from behind the scenes at that sold out show! Send your questions and love letters to us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com, and... you've given us a 5-star review, right? No? Go do that now! We'll wait.

Wooooaaaaah, we're halfway there! Kelly and Leandra take on the first of several minutes that come with a specific content warning: Described as "cerebral" by people who know the definition of that word, the scenes depicted in this minute contain sexual situations of questionable consent. If you want to sit this conversation out, tune back in at Minute 56. Questions? Comments? Tattoo suggestions? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! And don't forget to give us those 5-star ratings - it's all we have to look forward to on those cold, lonely nights.

On this episode of RHM, your favorite idiots Kelly and Leandra celebrate finally leaving the lab! Kelly shocks Leandra with a startling diagnosis and the pair go over some fan mail to revisit a very fun theory! Are you new to the podcast? Returning after a surprisingly long gap betwixt episodes? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com if you'd like us to put together a synopsis show of the coolest things from the first half of the movie! And remember kids; 9 out of 10 fake doctors agree that giving us a 5-star review is the best cure for jagoff disease!

Just in time for Spooky Season- This is the story of the podcast that wouldn't die! Kelly and Leandra walk you through the next fun-filled romp of a minute, and even have some time to talk about Kelly's almost obsessive love of confetti. Please keep feeding our starving egos with emails to rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com and 5-star reviews on Apple podcasts (or any other place you can review us). And if you're in the DC area, you can see both Kelly and Leandra in action with DC's shadowcast, Sonic Transducers! We're doing a million shows this month at E Street, and one big fancy one with BARRY BOSTWICK AND PATRICIA QUINN on HALLOWEEN at the Lincoln Theater!

It's Halloween! As a special treat, Kelly and Leandra conjured up some villainous ghouls and goblins to help them recreate a scene from one of Rocky Horror's possible sequels- Revenge of the Old Queen! Tune in after for scary stories of Rocky Horror sure to make you cackle! We're getting closer to our next Crim break and that means that we're ready to answer your questions on-air! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com or reach out to us on social media (Instagram/Facebook/Twitter)! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast... or else! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you're 30% more likely to be mistaken for Richard O'Brien. Special Thanks to: Adrian "Drippy Dick", Azure Sweet, Najwa Red, Miguel "Not So Drippy Dick" and Brad.

Very normal podcasters Kelly and Leandra are obsessed with Frank in this minute full of sexual energy, angst, and discarded rubber gloves.  We're getting closer to our next Crim break and that means that we're ready to answer your questions on-air! Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com or reach out to us on social media (Instagram/Facebook/Twitter)! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast when you're at your friend's Halloween party and you're tired of explaining your costume ("duh, i'm a sexy podcaster!")! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you'll be proving to the world that you have excellent taste!

POV: You're Eddie and Frank is murdering you! Kelly and Leandra return to wrap up Hot Patootie, sharing some hot takes that threaten to shake their fanbase to their core.  Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with your questions/comments/callbacks! We know there's a small (but growing) backlog with responding to emails already but we do read everything and will respond ASAP (or ASAP-adjacent)! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast with your Dungeons & Dragons play group because let's face it- you weren't going to get your schedules to sync up this month anyway. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, maybe we'll post another episode soon!

Jewelry? Tattoos? Cigarettes? Oh my! Kelly and Leandra say farewell to conspicuous no-show Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute and then have their stunt doubles crash into a crowd of dancing Transylvanians, just for fun.  Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com with your questions/comments/callbacks! We know there's a small backlog with responding to emails already but we do read everything and will respond ASAP!  Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast with the local high school drama department kids so they can make fun of it and then eventually unironically quote it at a late-night diner after their production of Pippin. And as always, we'd just be ever-so happy if you left us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.

Kelly and Leandra are joined once again by Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to discuss gratuitous sax and white plastic belts! Questions? Comments? Crypto? Cryptids? Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast as a cutesy way to come out to your grandmother (she already had her suspicions). And of course, every time you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, an angel gets its wings (the same angel though).

Dinner *is* the show over at the Frankenstein Place! Kelly and Leandra are visited by special guest Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to delve into some of life's hardest questions, like "what is a Cosmic Cow?" and "just how butch could Leandra really look when dressed as Eddie?" This episode is dedicated to the man himself, Meat Loaf, aka Marvin Lee Aday, who passed away on January 20, 2022. 

Did you know there was a Criminologist scene right before Hot Patootie? There isn't, but this is almost as good! Kelly and Leandra explain how they got behind schedule and what they're up to now (spoiler: it's recording again!). Leandra even had some time to correct things that she almost certainly got wrong. Questions? Comments? Household remedies for bad recording platforms? Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast with that coworker who keeps asking you to go to their virtual happy hours (it's always gonna be no, Susan!). If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll be so goshdarned happy.

Rocky Horror Bellybutton Show? Kelly and Leandra continue the corruption of special guest Jarf (of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3) with some strenuous snatching and cleaning-and-jerking.   Questions? Comments? Details about our yet-to-be-released clothing line? Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! If you really loved us, you would like/subscribe/share our podcast at your next family gathering. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you're telling the world that you have excellent taste.

We'll talk about Charles Atlas the Jack Lalanne Way! Kelly and Leandra are joined by Jarf of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3 for an especially informative minute about tribute photos, the life of Angelo Siciliano, and a shocking revelation about thoraxes.  Questions? Comments? Juice recipes? Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! If you love us as much as we love you, you can like/subscribe/share our podcast with your therapist. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, not only will we read it and think about you, but Kelly will read it and *think* about *you* in *that way*.

Don't call it a comeback! Kelly and Leandra return to their usual antics with special guest Jonfen Parker of The Bat Minute and Hedwig Inch by Angry Inch. What exactly *is* Rocky looking at and how does it tie in with a years-old Tumblr account? If you like drag queens, Pokémon, or Big Brother (the TV show, apparently), you're specifically in for a treat.  Questions? Comments? Jon's contact info because you are also single and ready to mingle?  Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! Like/Subscribe/Share/Bring us up when one of your friends asks for podcast suggestions. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, Kelly will (verb) a/n (adjective) (noun) for Leandra, all while (verb ending in -ing), if she can find enough yarn.

Someone (cough cough Perry Bedden) cut the thread on the sword hanging above poor Jamie Anderson's (of Radio Clash Revival) head, so she is sadly no longer with us. Listen to her final moments and help Kelly and Leandra unpack their complex feelings about Frank in one of his finest minutes. Questions? Comments? Affirmations and good vibes (please not real vibes and please please please not used real vibes)? Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you'll win a prize (the satisfaction of knowing that you've made two bimbos of varying bustiness truly happy for at least a few moments).

You heard it here first; Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival is a confirmed Eddie Brain Truth-er! Join Kelly and Leandra and Jamie on their journey through Greek mythology, mummy wrapping, and the worst way to holster scissors.  Questions? Comments? Virtual hugs and gift cards to our favorite stores?  Email rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, it makes us both particularly happy and a happy podcasting duo is pretty nifty!