Minute 44: Hot Patootie! Bless My Soul!
Kelly and Leandra are joined once again by Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to discuss gratuitous sax and white plastic belts! Questions? Comments? Crypto? Cryptids? Email email@example.com! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast as a cutesy way to come out to your grandmother (she already had her suspicions). And of course, every time you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, an angel gets its wings (the same angel though).
May 06, 2022
Minute 43: AAAH! OOH! EDDIE!
Dinner *is* the show over at the Frankenstein Place! Kelly and Leandra are visited by special guest Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to delve into some of life's hardest questions, like "what is a Cosmic Cow?" and "just how butch could Leandra really look when dressed as Eddie?" This episode is dedicated to the man himself, Meat Loaf, aka Marvin Lee Aday, who passed away on January 20, 2022.
January 22, 2022
Minute 42.5: I Don't Remember This Part
Did you know there was a Criminologist scene right before Hot Patootie? There isn't, but this is almost as good! Kelly and Leandra explain how they got behind schedule and what they're up to now (spoiler: it's recording again!). Leandra even had some time to correct things that she almost certainly got wrong. Questions? Comments? Household remedies for bad recording platforms? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! Make sure you like/subscribe/share our podcast with that coworker who keeps asking you to go to their virtual happy hours (it's always gonna be no, Susan!). If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll be so goshdarned happy.
August 03, 2021
Minute 42: He'll Eat Nutritious
Rocky Horror Bellybutton Show? Kelly and Leandra continue the corruption of special guest Jarf (of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3) with some strenuous snatching and cleaning-and-jerking. Questions? Comments? Details about our yet-to-be-released clothing line? Email email@example.com! If you really loved us, you would like/subscribe/share our podcast at your next family gathering. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you're telling the world that you have excellent taste.
July 17, 2021
Minute 41: Will Get Sand In His Face
We'll talk about Charles Atlas the Jack Lalanne Way! Kelly and Leandra are joined by Jarf of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3 for an especially informative minute about tribute photos, the life of Angelo Siciliano, and a shocking revelation about thoraxes. Questions? Comments? Juice recipes? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! If you love us as much as we love you, you can like/subscribe/share our podcast with your therapist. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, not only will we read it and think about you, but Kelly will read it and *think* about *you* in *that way*.
July 12, 2021
Minute 40: Success!
Don't call it a comeback! Kelly and Leandra return to their usual antics with special guest Jonfen Parker of The Bat Minute and Hedwig Inch by Angry Inch. What exactly *is* Rocky looking at and how does it tie in with a years-old Tumblr account? If you like drag queens, Pokémon, or Big Brother (the TV show, apparently), you're specifically in for a treat. Questions? Comments? Jon's contact info because you are also single and ready to mingle? Email email@example.com! Like/Subscribe/Share/Bring us up when one of your friends asks for podcast suggestions. If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, Kelly will (verb) a/n (adjective) (noun) for Leandra, all while (verb ending in -ing), if she can find enough yarn.
July 02, 2021
Minute 39: My Life Is A Mystery
Someone (cough cough Perry Bedden) cut the thread on the sword hanging above poor Jamie Anderson's (of Radio Clash Revival) head, so she is sadly no longer with us. Listen to her final moments and help Kelly and Leandra unpack their complex feelings about Frank in one of his finest minutes. Questions? Comments? Affirmations and good vibes (please not real vibes and please please please not used real vibes)? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, you'll win a prize (the satisfaction of knowing that you've made two bimbos of varying bustiness truly happy for at least a few moments).
January 29, 2021
Minute 38: Start Of A Pretty Big Downer
You heard it here first; Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival is a confirmed Eddie Brain Truth-er! Join Kelly and Leandra and Jamie on their journey through Greek mythology, mummy wrapping, and the worst way to holster scissors. Questions? Comments? Virtual hugs and gift cards to our favorite stores? Email email@example.com! If you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, it makes us both particularly happy and a happy podcasting duo is pretty nifty!
January 26, 2021
Minute 37: Oh Rocky!
Uncoordinated, stupid, and... blonde? We're not talking about the hosts of this podcast for once! Kelly and Leandra razz a newborn Adonis with the help of Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival! Questions? Comments? Ways to turn sarcasm to profit? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! If you like what you hear and want us to know, leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts!
January 23, 2021
Minute 36: Gasps N Laughs
"Finally, the best minute of the movie!" is not an accurate statement to describe what happens, however, Kelly and Leandra still have plenty to discuss. Sue Merry gets razzed again, and callbacks abound! The Transylvanian Showcase concludes by featuring Peggy Ledger (not her legal name) and Fran Fullenwider (definitely her legal name*), whose amazing life stories prove once again that sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. *no really, Leandra searched the Texas Birth Index to confirm. Questions? Comments? Tarot card readings portending doom but also sex? Email email@example.com! Every time you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, an angel gets its wings or something.
January 19, 2021
Minute 35: Throw Open The Switches
Kelly and Leandra breathe a mutual sigh of relief that Perry Bedden has not demanded another tribute. The calm is punctuated by an unspoken understanding that unfortunately, it is only a matter of time until he must kill again. Next on The Transylvanian Showcase are Ishaq Bux and Hugh Cecil! Questions? Comments? Callback submissions? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! If you want to make our day, leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
January 16, 2021
Minute 34: You See, You Are Fortunate
Are Kelly and Leandra covered in wool? Because they sure feel *sheepish* about a huge correction they have to make to some incorrect info shared on previous minutes. Later, Kelly shares the rules to the most dangerous game, we hear from Richard O'Brien and Patricia Quinn about the origin of "hoopla," and the Transylvanian showcase continues with 2 Tonys and an Anthony (Tony Cowan, Tony Then, and Anthony Milner). Questions? Comments? Swear suggestions? Email email@example.com! If you like us (you really like us!) leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. And remember, "If you don't know where it has been, don't put it in your mouth."
January 12, 2021
Minute 33: It Was Strange The Way It Happened
Accident or miracle? Kelly and Leandra wish a fond farewell to Niall McGowan from Bat Minute, but not before some heated discourse arguing if Rocky was "whoops" baby. Leandra gets an expert opinion on how drunk Magenta acts during the speech, and the Tranyslvanian showcase continues with a spotlight on Pamela Obermeyer, Henry Woolf, and Stephen Calcutt. Questions? Comments? Correct pronunciations of Tzizvvt? Email firstname.lastname@example.org! If you like what you hear, make us feel special by leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
January 08, 2021
Minute 32: How Forceful You Are!
And on with the show! To kick off their return from a festive holiday break, hosts Kelly and Leandra chat up Niall McGowan from Bat Minute! They spend a surprising amount of time trying to find any logic behind what they all agree is a strange costuming choice (in future minutes, they'll even correct this info because it is wildly inaccurate), and give more Transylvanians a moment to shine by showcasing Imogen Claire, Christopher Biggins, and Lindsay Ingram. Finally, see the disturbing and erotic reason as to why "aerodynamic properties of human saliva" shows up in Leandra's google search history. Questions? Comments? Wanna donate that money you got from that one relative you can't stand and think it'd be funny to think that you're using their Christmas money to support something that Barry Bostwick calls "the queerest thing [he's] ever seen?" Email email@example.com! If you like what you hear, consider how rad you'll feel if you leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
January 05, 2021
Bonus: Q&A with Richard O'Brien!
You asked, and Richard O'Brien answered! We reached out to the legend himself with your questions, and read his responses. This was originally streamed live, so we did experience some mild technical difficulties, but we hope you enjoy this exciting bonus content - some of his answers shocked us! If you prefer to watch the video of the stream, you can find that on our YouTube channel or Facebook page! As always, please feel free to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or DM us on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter if you have a question or want to get in touch with us for any reason! If you want to help us start the year off right, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. Come on, don't carry that negativity into 2021! Sponsorships: off for this episode
December 28, 2020
It's Merry Christmas, Rocky! feat. BARRY BOSTWICK
Kelly and Leandra are visited by three ghosts from episodes past (Oscar Soto, Major Medina of Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast, and Eric Deutsch of Escape From New York Minute and Flash Gordon Minute), to help share the true meaning of self-indulgent Christmas specials! Barry Bostwick (yes, THAT Barry Bostwick) even stops by to delight us all as Santa. The Rocky Horror MinuteMen House Band and RHM Friends (with benefits!) Dave, Relle, and Miguel round out this all-star cast guaranteed to thrill you, chill you, and fulfill you!
December 25, 2020
Bonus: The Rocky Horror Glee Show!
Originally streamed on December 6, 2020 as part of Pod vCon, Kelly and Leandra recap the Rocky Horror Glee Show in this special bonus episode. As this was a live stream, the audio quality is not perfect, and the content is unedited, but we still had a great time tearing Glee a new one. If you prefer to watch the video of the stream, you can find that on our YouTube channel or Facebook page! As always, please feel free to email us at email@example.com or DM us on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter if you have a question or want to get in touch with us for any reason! And if you want to give us a gift this year, make it the gift of a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. Send proof to Kelly and she might just whip 'em out for you.
December 22, 2020
Minute 31: Magenta! Columbia!
Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Kelly and Leandra and special guest Niall McGowan from Bat Minute? We learn that truth truly is stranger than fiction with revelations about some of the Transylvanian actors (Perry Bedden, Sadie Corré, Gaye Brown, Kimi Wong, Rufus Collins and Annabel Leventon) and discover how the Bat world and Rocky Horror worlds overlap! Questions? Comments? Wanna tell us you can see our dirty pillows in our magazine feature? Email firstname.lastname@example.org to reach out and around! If you like what you hear, all I really want for Christmas is for you to leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
December 19, 2020
Minute 30: Is He (Frank I Mean)..?
Don't forget that fantastic and inspirational quote: Don't sleep about it and think about it, but go out and do the thing! Kelly and Leandra tearfully say farewell to soon-to-be-murdered-but-still-special guest Larry Viezel (from @trhpsfanclub on Twitter/FB/IG), but not before discussing if the lab is OSHA compliant, if the castle is sentient, and if there is more to Frank's lab gown than meets the eye! Do you want to ask us questions or give us pointers on writing sexier copy? Email email@example.com to reach out and around! If you like what you hear, the next best thing to receiving a hippopotamus for Christmas would be leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
December 14, 2020
Minute 29: Thank You. Thank You Very Much!
We knew that Kelly had a fantastic British accent, but did you know that Leandra is also equally talented at pronouncing words in French? Strap in and strap on, because this episode takes you deep into not just this minute of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but the history of one of the few people who makes Leandra feel like she's a n00b to the scene. Larry (at @trhpsfanclub on Twitter/FB/IG) joins Kelly and Leandra to talk about unsolved mysteries of the Criminologist's book, Barry Bostwick's crotch, and of course, a chicken pen. Remember when we asked Richard O'Brien some questions? Well, he wrote us back! Kelly and Leandra are going to record a LIVE bonus episode to go over Richard O'Brien's answers to some of life's tough questions. Tune in this Sunday, December 13 at 5 P.M. EST! Watch the stream for free on our Facebook and participate live. And as always, email firstname.lastname@example.org to send us your questions, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
December 11, 2020
Minute 28: Hit It! Hit It!
Antici- Leandra admits that she's a liar, Kelly admits that she's dumb, and Major admits that most of the Major/Dan slashfic out there was written by him. Sadly, this is the final episode for Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast, and though he is gone, he will not be forgotten. -pation. Email email@example.com to send us your questions and alternate lyrics to our theme song, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
December 07, 2020
Minute 27: How 'Bout That?
Ghost Chair! Now in 3D! Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast chuckles about The Breakfast Club and help Kelly and Leandra figure out who is actually saying "night" and bite." The DC cast (the Sonic Transducers)'s Frank Throne gets a huge shout-out and we learn its origins and how it became the star of its own film franchise (available on YouTube). This weekend (on Saturday, December 5 at 11:59:59PM EST) join Kelly and Leandra as they tear apart the Rocky Horror Glee Episode in a rare live video feed through Pod vCon "The Holiday One!" More information will be posted on our social media! Email firstname.lastname@example.org to send us your questions (but please, no more tribute photos. Leandra didn't know what that was until it was too late), and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
December 04, 2020
Minute 26: Much Of A Man
Getting wine thrown in your face never looked this glamorous! Kelly and Leandra bring up their favorite callbacks, while special guest Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast continues on his journey of self-discovery as he delves deeper into his feelings about Frank. Email email@example.com to send us your questions (and/or to let Leandra know if you think she has sex appeal. Tribute pictures are encouraged), and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 30, 2020
Minute 25: Unhealthy Here
Brad and Janet meet their host for the evening and get strung out by the way he looks. Kelly and Leandra question character motivations and have animated discourse on orgy etiquette and shoe fashion with special guest Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to send us your questions and pocket change, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 28, 2020
Minute 24: Warp... Again?
You may not know how to Madison, but by now, you should know how to do the Time Warp! Kelly and Leandra meet for the last time with special guest Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) to share thoughts and feelings about the song while lusting over Sadie Corre and Charles Gray. Sadly, Kelly and Leandra discover that while Eric could escape from New York, there is no escaping certain death at the hands of our favorite Transylvanian. Email email@example.com to send us your questions and rejected Penthouse Forum letters, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 23, 2020
Rocky Horror Minute Trailer
Welcome to Rocky Horror Minute! The podcast wherein two idiots review the Rocky Horror Picture Show in excruciating detail, one minute at a time.
November 21, 2020
Minute 23: Time Warp Again
Who is Ann Miller? The answer may surprise you! Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) returns to help Kelly and Leandra get to the bottom of more of Rocky Horror's mysteries and discuss their love of lighthearted musicals like Popeye, Little Shop of Horrors, and Midsommar. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to send us your questions and recipes for meatloaf, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 20, 2020
Minute 22: No Not At All
Columbia is the anglerfish of the Rocky Horror Picture Show; discuss! Brad and Janet continue their crash-course in Transylvanian Dance, and Columbia talks about meeting Frank for the first time. Kelly and Leandra are again joined by their special guest, Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) to nerd out over what is arguably the best minute of the entire film. Email email@example.com to send us your questions and fansmut, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 16, 2020
Minute 21: Drinking Those Moments
Is it really just a jump to the left? Kelly and Leandra are joined again by special guest Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) and discuss literal Easter eggs, Aaron Carter, and Leandra's impressively awful memory. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to send us your questions and adoration, and if you like what you hear, consider leaving us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 13, 2020
Minute 20: Are You Having A Party?
Did you know that the taxidermied leopard wrestling a snake is named Mittens? It isn't, but it could be! Kelly and Leandra are joined by very special guest Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) to help break down the beginning of The Time Warp, a song that you probably heard in Halloween mix tapes and at hormone-filled school dances.
November 11, 2020
Minute 19: You're Wet
In this minute, Brad continues down a long road of saying "The polite thing to do would be to ignore all of these red flags," much to the increasing dismay of Janet. Questions? Comments? Dirty limericks? Make sure you email Kelly and Leandra at email@example.com or leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts.
November 09, 2020
Minute 18: And So It Seems
Architecture Minute returns! In this minute, Brad and Janet meet Riff for the first time, and Leandra quizzes Kelly on some super hard trivia questions from The Official Rocky Horror Trivia Game!
November 07, 2020
Minute 17: Let the Sun and Light Come Streaming
Brad and Janet wrap up their musical journey toward the Frankenstein place, and Kelly and Leandra give some much-needed analysis on the Highlander movie franchise (Leandra stans Clancy Brown).
November 05, 2020
Minute 16: There's A Light
Kelly and Leandra continue their discussion of Over At the Frankenstein Place and play Brad's beautiful cut verse for your pleasure. Also in this minute, Richard O'Brien discusses his sphincter, and we finally learn the difference between a foot fetishist and a foot admirer.
November 03, 2020
The Rocky Horror Minute Halloween Spooptacular
Kelly and Leandra break down the ICONIC SNL Skit "Tim and Meat's Rocky Horror One Stop Shop" and then Kelly shares a true-tale of horror, which leads to an on-air revelation that may change their friendship forever.
October 31, 2020
Minute 15: In The Velvet Darkness
Because really, if we don't bring up Perry Bedden, how will you ever fill your bingo card? Kelly and Leandra break down this piece of cinema artistry and drop their first (of hopefully one) song in the electronica genre.
October 29, 2020
Minute 14: Motorcyclist Come From
Brad and Janet prove to be ill-equipped for unexpected car issues or jaunts in the rain. Kelly and Leandra share the history behind the first time loudly talking through the movie didn't end with a series of shushes from the other audience members.
October 27, 2020
Minute 13: I Have Never Been A Quitter
This one isn't Sue Merry's fault. Kelly and Leandra make a solid attempt to pinpoint when and where this movie takes place, but, the answers are as elusive as a first edition Princess Diana Beanie Baby. Questions are due for our Richard O'Brien Q&A by Monday, October 26, so make sure you email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or leave the question in the form of a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. We can’t wait to share the responses with you!
October 24, 2020
Minute 12: Healthy Kids, Left Denton
Pobody's Nerfect? Kelly and Leandra wrap up their discussion of the Criminologist's first of many monologues, go through the list of things they messed up in previous minutes, and answer questions sent in to them from you, their fans! We are thrilled to announce that we will be doing a Q&A with the legendary Richard O’Brien, who both wrote the Rocky Horror Picture Show and played Riff Raff. We are so excited to pick his ingenious (if somewhat twisted) brain, but we want your input - what do you want to know? Reach out and submit your questions by emailing email@example.com, commenting, sliding into our DMs, etc. This is your chance to ask him ANYTHING you’ve ever wanted to know! Questions are due by Monday, October 26. We can’t wait to share the responses with you!
October 21, 2020
Minute 11: Oh Brad, I'm Mad
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange podcasting journey. We say goodbye to Brad and Janet (for now) and hello to a man with no neck but very singular tastes. Follow us on social media so you don't miss some awesome news we're about to share! As always, if you want to connect with us, email firstname.lastname@example.org, or leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
October 19, 2020
Minute 10: Nicer Than Betty Munroe Had
Finally! An episode for the narrow overlap of fans of Rocky Horror, This Old House, Episcopalian Church architecture, and soliciting dick pics. Kelly and Leandra (and sometimes our furry co-host Yin) question if Riff Raff, Magenta, and Columbia are up to the task of setting up for a funeral. Stay tuned for a really huge announcement and as always, if you want to connect with us, email email@example.com, or leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
October 16, 2020
Minute 9: The River Was Deep
Dare to be drug free. Kelly and Leandra wish farewell to Oscar, but not before Oscar has given his thoughts on Brad, chalk, and Smurfs. Don't forget to send your questions/comments/outraged erotica to firstname.lastname@example.org
October 13, 2020
Minute 8: Old Betty Munroe
BOOM DIDUH BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! Kelly and Leandra kibitz about Brad and Janet's melodramatic acting and special guest Oscar sings a song very dear to his heart. Questions? Fan Art? Rocky Horror conspiracy theories of your own? We'd love to hear from you! Email email@example.com!
October 08, 2020
Minute 7: Refresher Course
The Truth Is Out There. Kelly and Leandra welcome special guest Oscar to the show and try to determine what the mystery substance could possibly be on Ralph's car. Questions? Fan Art? Rocky Horror conspiracy theories of your own? We'd love to hear from you! Email firstname.lastname@example.org!
October 06, 2020
Minute 6: Here They Come
And away we go! In this minute, a fight breaks out a strange wedding and we can only assume it has something to do with the fact that one of the guests is dressed like the bride. Kelly and Leandra consider whether or not Sue really is to Blane for the costumes.
October 04, 2020
Minute 5: I Wanna Go
RHM: The podcast where we google stuff about Star Wars, one minute at a time. Kelly and Leandra wrap up Science Fiction, Double Feature and look forward to seeing actual actors in the film.
September 30, 2020
Minute 4: Some Terrible Thrills
What do Mars Attacks, The Empire Strikes Back, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show all have in common? Kelly and Leandra highlight some of the unsung heroes of the Rocky Horror Picture Show crew, and definitely don't just make fun of silly sounding names. On an unrelated note, if you are Dick Frift, please reach out so we can apologize.
September 28, 2020
Minute 3: At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
There's tarantulas in them thar hills! Kelly and Leandra continue their journey through the film and share dark secrets, hidden shames, and even some Rocky Horror trivia!
September 24, 2020
Minute 2: And King Kong
Your two favorite hosts of this podcast discuss some of life's biggest mysteries and answer that age-old question: What does it mean to be "caught in a celluloid jam?"
September 19, 2020
Minute 1: Fanfare
New podcast, who dis? Kelly and Leandra share their thoughts/feelings/research about the first minute of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
September 19, 2020