Septic Safe
By Margaret and Jenny
Septic SafeJun 25, 2018
Chicken Sh!t - Episode 20
Jenny and Margaret welcome you to Episode 20, aka Season 1 Finale (it only took 4 years to get here)!
Listen as they talk about basic bitch shit, like Fall & Halloween and then get ready to hear them talk about fried chicken sandwiches, smash burgers, bread (and Marc Maron), gnocchi and more!
As we close out Season 1, we want to thank our audience for joining us each week and a special thanks to the two of you who sent in questions for us to answer! While your favorite podcast ever takes a little break, please be sure to stay tuned in to our Instagram as we plan on filling your grid with many more laughs to hold you over in the meantime.
Remember kids, wipe front to back, use your butt wipes (don't flush em') and always hit that courtesy flush for others. We'll be talking shit soon!
House of the Dookie - Episode 19
Jenny gives us an update on her cat's constipation, Margaret takes us back to the OG 9/11 as random stories are strewn throughout this sloppy mess of an episode. Learn more about the ladies of the podcast (including if one of them is into the incest "subplot" in House of the Dragon) and be sure to check out Instagram to participate in a new and exciting contest the team is hosting!
Autotune Your Butthole - Episode 18
Uptown Turds - Episode 17
Jenny and Margaret discuss slowing down in life and how that caused a turtle’s unfortunate death. The team taste tests a random seltzer flavor, runners trots are explained as well as the latest gossip over a new Hollywood movie that doesn’t actually matter. Food fetishes are brought to life alongside tales of gyno visits and a hatred of Billy Joel is explained.
Taste the Poop Rainbow! - Episode 16
Butt Records - Episode 15
Stealin' Sh!t - Episode 14
Jenny and Margaret revisit past transgressions, bowel movements are discussed as well as the shitty things men from their pasts have said to them. Stay tuned in to hear some fun memories from school dances of the 90's as well as find out if Axl Rose is still alive.
Talkin’ Sh!t - Episode 13
Jenny regals Margaret with tales from her hair chair, personal vagina stories are shared and hear our producer Jay’s laughs of horror as we get into Episode 13!
Poo-Poo Party Surprise - Episode 12
Tune is as Jenny shares a poo story mishap and ins(poo)rational quotes while Margaret reviews how to sell your used panties online. Listen on to hear how the ladies would spend their day if they had a dick. Another listener's question is answered.
Panty Sniffer - Episode 11
¡Dirty Diez! - Episode 10
Celebrate Episode 10 with Jenny and Margaret as they discuss the side effects of herbal abortions, why thongs have got to go and find out which Saved by the Bell character they’d bang!
A Turd in the Wormhole - Episode 9
Mourning Complete - Episode 8
Fire in the Hole! - Episode 7
On The Reg - Episode 6
Jenny and Margaret discuss which deodorants work for them, what taco seasoning actually smells like, toilet paper preferences, skinny shaming and if it's okay to use GoFundMe for plastic surgery.
Drop it Like It's Hot! - Episode 5
Catch up with Jenny & Margaret as they piece together what's changed since you last heard from them in 2018!