Starman & Pipes
By Starman & Pipes
Starman & PipesAug 22, 2019
Hot Dog Nips
Starman and Pipes were joined by Mas.... in July. This one took a while, folks. July's topics include kids named coronavirus, rodeoactivity, Congressional Diapers, Lance Armstrong, ted cruz's ketchup problem, and magic nipples.
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Special: Tsunambee
Caution: You Will Find Synchronized Guggling
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about half ass chaps, crackyderms, whip cream, “Caution: you’ll find a body”, inland tugboat delivery, penny silo, book sequels, the love canal, and the village stomach.
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The Pubis of Versailles
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about the pubis, dicks in resin, alien conspiracies, dinosaurs, video games, and boppers.
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FBI Jesus and Tripleskull
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about cat nip, thyme, FBI Jesus, break a bone get a bone, tripleskull, and - unfortunately - Grimace.
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President Tuna’s Menards Aristocracy
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Maas and Duke to talk about Tootincummin’s curse, Thursday Stuff, the fanciest Menards, President Tuna and CDC head Dr Swol the dentist, and our two years we have been doing this podcast.
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Rat Law and Mtopia
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Maas and Duke to talk about rat law, rap government, a long asshole, the end of an administration, and beer.
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Sports Conglomerate
Starman, Pipes, and Mas work through their business plan for the ultimate super sport, sports conglomerate. Your friend, ball is life.
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Starman and Pipes Trailer: Little Cat Cowboy
Here's a tidbit from one of our episodes (back when we only had one microphone) - Little Cat Cowboy, the horrible cat for kids!
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The Starman and Pipes Thanksgiving Special 2
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke (after careful COVID testing) to celebrate Thanksgiving by watching a movie that isn't even bad-good, it's just bad. It's Dam Sharks! And we hope that you never watch it but still enjoy this episode.
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The Return of Butt Golf and Bees
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about sidebutt, kangaroos, the holiday album, Jesus, butt golf, and tornado parody movies.
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Starman and Pipes Die at the End
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke to talk about Glorius Hole, dicks, dicks, dicks, the ageless nature of Starman, meat sweats, and scatting. Oh and spoiler: both Starman and Pipes die in some way or the other at the end.
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Hookhoof
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about hookhoof, bearcopter, technological prophecies, the movie Antitrust,and how Starman's body is a temple.
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Little Cat Cowboy
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke to discuss Bugles, placenta, Duke’s bad wrap, and Halldark’s new series about an alt-right kitty cat for kids.
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Juice It Up!
We are back to face the rest of 'rona together! Starman and Pipes talk with friends Mas and Duke about toilet paper guns, duck buttcheeks, leathery insides, reverting leather, millipede NASCAR pranks, looseleaf sideburns, and spicy butt.
COMING SOON! Separate microphones for all hosts for better audio quality!
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Pee Watch: A bad episode to be 19
Our episode we recorded a month ago - trying to space them out but hopefully we can have another one headed toward y’all in another month. Stay healthy! Starman and (now) Pants talk with friends Más and Mr. Liquors about bad building practices, finding Duke, the wrong way to wipe, Pee Watch, narcs, and the usual about jizz and dicks.
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Coronavirus Delays
Get Up On the Jimmy Stage
Starman and Pipes join with friend Más to talk about the Jimmy stage, more Halldark productions, mega-people, silinips, and magazine shoots.
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Starman and Pipes Radio
Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and Duke to talk about radio voices, butt golf, fearts, 51 star pants, the new sex number, and banning Duke.
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More Dicks than Buffalos
And we’re back! Season two features a new theme song. It’s another extremely horny episode where Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas, Duke, and Mr. Liquors to talk about birds, Big and Small Dick Lake, dance battles, websites we could buy for our future multimedia exploits, Dik-diks, and just so much NSFW content you’ll know we are back at it with a joke about banging.
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Wet and Susceptible: Zipple Up!
Holiday special! Recorded... thanksgiving. It’s been a busy month. Starman and Pipes get together with Mas and Duke to have Thanksgiving dinner and watch Alone For Christmas.
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We Owe It All to Balto and George Washington
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas, Duke and Mr. Liquors to talk about dolphin dicks, George Washington, self-doxxing, the holiday album, the Titanic, skiinises, and Balto.
CW: Alcohol and the word sl*t
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Pawternity Leave Announcement
Juice Box Struggles + Transition to Heist
Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas, Duke, Mr. Liquors, and new guest Sake J to talk about Sake Juice Boxes, the buying power of 9 cents, lots of weird info on bugs, King Pants, a jury of pee-rs, and the sudden F&F style transition from podcast to heist.
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Special: Tappy Toes & Groundhog Dave
Starman and Pipes get together with friends AppleSpice and Mas to watch two horrible movies. Like, so bad. Watch along! Tappy Toes: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07DVYQWRH/ref=pd_cbs_318_1 Groundhog Dave: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07M6NKDM8/ref=pd_cbs_318_6
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Boxing Reindeer and International Animal Wars
Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mr. Liquors, The Narrator, and Stank to talk about whatever comes to mind - Pen Island, boxing reindeer, Mt St Helens, Sexy Spiderwebs, International Animal Wars, Fighting Hummingbirds, the Wolf Outhouse, Burning Pubes, and upcoming albums.
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Special: Story Time!
*We made it to our tenth episode!*
Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and Duke to play Rory’s Story Cubes.
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A King Crab and an Ice Pick
Starman and Pipes get together with friends the Narrator, Mr. Liquors, and AppleSpice to talk about whatever comes to mind - A little bit of weird history, bite a dolphin for vitamin C, Fast and Furious, extremely small countries, Spunklers, lakes, ozone-eating farts, sniffing glue, and so, so much sexual content featuring a King Crab, an Ice Pick, and Pineapple.
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Passionately Stroked Cider and One Drunk Fly
Starman and Pipes get together with friends the Narrator, Mr. Liquors, and Duke to talk about whatever comes to mind - Passionately Stroked Cider Naps, a Pile of Sweat, the Scroll and Pinch Maneuver, Carbonated Urine, Homemade Deerskin Loincloths, a Twerk Through Time, a Drunk Fly, Daily Tumblepubes, and an Emotion Sensor Bidet.
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John Oliver and the Seenis
Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and AppleSpice to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - Luda’s Double Decker Detroit Airport Bus, Ball Manager, please be on our podcast John Oliver, A Seenis Never Forgets, Dick Bind 069, Nightclub Chicken Overthrow, The Mississippi Catfish. This week segment Hypothetically… returns.
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9 mm and Bad 90s Movies
Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mr Liquors and the Narrator to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - 9 mm Dentistry, Volunteers for Wine Enemas, Parmesan, The Narrator's Funhouse Bedroom, and Stupid, Stupid Direwolves. Two new segments this week: Would You Rather Advice and Hypothetically...
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Diva Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo
Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Lids, unclear vet visits, kidney stones, Weird History, all Pipes’ fears, masturbation, kitten mound update.
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Yeast Beast and the GooseMace
Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Self-doxxing, Yeaster, Noreos, Live in Vegas: Two Coffins, diaper skin, and lots about geese. New: Sam Elliot Fancast.
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A Mound of Kittens and the Coolest Squirrels
Four friends get together to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind- Poop, burning condoms, Republican Plague Dogs, bad signs on I69, a mound of kittens, dank molecules, and the coolest squirrel.
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Forest Innuendos and Forever Cruise
Four friends drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - Forest innuendos, bad sunscreen names, gay cruises you can never leave, and Valentine's Day Uranus.
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Giant Bees and the Sock Dimension
Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Chucky Maid Service, Big Honey and its giant bees, Denim Bicycle Cruises, the Sock Dimension.
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