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Starman & Pipes

Starman & Pipes

By Starman & Pipes

Starman and Pipes along with a small crew of perma-guests talk about life, news, science, but mostly absurd bullshit of their own creation.
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Hot Dog Nips

Starman & PipesNov 10, 2021

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Hot Dog Nips

Hot Dog Nips

Starman and Pipes were joined by Mas.... in July. This one took a while, folks. July's topics include kids named coronavirus, rodeoactivity, Congressional Diapers, Lance Armstrong, ted cruz's ketchup problem, and magic nipples. 

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Nov 10, 202145:25
Special: Tsunambee

Special: Tsunambee

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to watch the much-anticipated movie "Tsunambee"
Jun 09, 202144:04
Caution: You Will Find Synchronized Guggling

Caution: You Will Find Synchronized Guggling

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about half ass chaps, crackyderms, whip cream, “Caution: you’ll find a body”, inland tugboat delivery, penny silo, book sequels, the love canal, and the village stomach. 

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May 26, 202101:03:27
The Pubis of Versailles

The Pubis of Versailles

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about the pubis, dicks in resin, alien conspiracies, dinosaurs, video games, and boppers.

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May 12, 202101:04:12
FBI Jesus and Tripleskull

FBI Jesus and Tripleskull

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about cat nip, thyme, FBI Jesus, break a bone get a bone, tripleskull, and - unfortunately - Grimace.

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Apr 14, 202101:04:46
President Tuna’s Menards Aristocracy

President Tuna’s Menards Aristocracy

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Maas and Duke to talk about Tootincummin’s curse, Thursday Stuff, the fanciest Menards, President Tuna and CDC head Dr Swol the dentist, and our two years we have been doing this podcast.

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Apr 10, 202158:19
Rat Law and Mtopia

Rat Law and Mtopia

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Maas and Duke to talk about rat law, rap government, a long asshole, the end of an administration, and beer.

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Feb 03, 202101:04:39
Sports Conglomerate

Sports Conglomerate

Starman, Pipes, and Mas work through their business plan for the ultimate super sport, sports conglomerate. Your friend, ball is life.

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Dec 23, 202001:06:14
Starman and Pipes Trailer: Little Cat Cowboy

Starman and Pipes Trailer: Little Cat Cowboy

Here's a tidbit from one of our episodes (back when we only had one microphone) - Little Cat Cowboy, the horrible cat for kids!

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Dec 22, 202002:33
The Starman and Pipes Thanksgiving Special 2

The Starman and Pipes Thanksgiving Special 2

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke (after careful COVID testing) to celebrate Thanksgiving by watching a movie that isn't even bad-good, it's just bad. It's Dam Sharks! And we hope that you never watch it but still enjoy this episode. 

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Dec 09, 202001:00:29
The Return of Butt Golf and Bees

The Return of Butt Golf and Bees

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about sidebutt, kangaroos, the holiday album, Jesus, butt golf, and tornado parody movies.

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Nov 25, 202001:06:39
Starman and Pipes Die at the End

Starman and Pipes Die at the End

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke to talk about Glorius Hole, dicks, dicks, dicks, the ageless nature of Starman, meat sweats, and scatting. Oh and spoiler: both Starman and Pipes die in some way or the other at the end.

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Nov 11, 202056:04
Hookhoof

Hookhoof

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Mr. Liquors to talk about hookhoof, bearcopter, technological prophecies, the movie Antitrust,and how Starman's body is a temple. 

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Aug 19, 202056:35
Little Cat Cowboy

Little Cat Cowboy

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas and Duke to discuss Bugles, placenta, Duke’s bad wrap, and Halldark’s new series about an alt-right kitty cat for kids.

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Jul 22, 202042:48
Juice It Up!

Juice It Up!

We are back to face the rest of 'rona together! Starman and Pipes talk with friends Mas and Duke about toilet paper guns, duck buttcheeks, leathery insides, reverting leather, millipede NASCAR pranks, looseleaf sideburns, and spicy butt. 

COMING SOON! Separate microphones for all hosts for better audio quality!

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Jul 09, 202001:04:34
Pee Watch: A bad episode to be 19

Pee Watch: A bad episode to be 19

Our episode we recorded a month ago - trying to space them out but hopefully we can have another one headed toward y’all in another month. Stay healthy! Starman and (now) Pants talk with friends Más and Mr. Liquors about bad building practices, finding Duke, the wrong way to wipe, Pee Watch, narcs, and the usual about jizz and dicks.

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Apr 02, 202053:15
Coronavirus Delays

Coronavirus Delays

We are currently going on hiatus since we usually all record together, but we will be publishing a new episode in two weeks that we recorded before social distancing so that they are spread out a little more evenly.
Mar 18, 202000:25
Get Up On the Jimmy Stage

Get Up On the Jimmy Stage

Starman and Pipes join with friend Más to talk about the Jimmy stage, more Halldark productions, mega-people, silinips, and magazine shoots.

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Mar 05, 202054:01
Starman and Pipes Radio

Starman and Pipes Radio

Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and Duke to talk about radio voices, butt golf, fearts, 51 star pants, the new sex number, and banning Duke.

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Feb 05, 202046:32
More Dicks than Buffalos

More Dicks than Buffalos

And we’re back! Season two features a new theme song. It’s another extremely horny episode where Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas, Duke, and Mr. Liquors to talk about birds, Big and Small Dick Lake, dance battles, websites we could buy for our future multimedia exploits, Dik-diks, and just so much NSFW content you’ll know we are back at it with a joke about banging.

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Jan 22, 202053:51
Wet and Susceptible: Zipple Up!

Wet and Susceptible: Zipple Up!

Holiday special! Recorded... thanksgiving. It’s been a busy month. Starman and Pipes get together with Mas and Duke to have Thanksgiving dinner and watch Alone For Christmas.

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Dec 26, 201901:18:47
We Owe It All to Balto and George Washington

We Owe It All to Balto and George Washington

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas, Duke and Mr. Liquors to talk about dolphin dicks, George Washington, self-doxxing, the holiday album, the Titanic, skiinises, and Balto. 

CW: Alcohol and the word sl*t

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Oct 30, 201938:11
Pawternity Leave Announcement

Pawternity Leave Announcement

Starman is out this week with his new kittens so we are taking a break. See you in two weeks!
Oct 16, 201900:12
Juice Box Struggles + Transition to Heist

Juice Box Struggles + Transition to Heist

Starman and Pipes are joined by friends Mas, Duke, Mr. Liquors, and new guest Sake J to talk about Sake Juice Boxes, the buying power of 9 cents, lots of weird info on bugs, King Pants, a jury of pee-rs, and the sudden F&F style transition from podcast to heist.

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Oct 02, 201951:49
Special: Tappy Toes & Groundhog Dave

Special: Tappy Toes & Groundhog Dave

Starman and Pipes get together with friends AppleSpice and Mas to watch two horrible movies. Like, so bad. Watch along! Tappy Toes: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07DVYQWRH/ref=pd_cbs_318_1 Groundhog Dave: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07M6NKDM8/ref=pd_cbs_318_6

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Sep 18, 201901:23:55
Boxing Reindeer and International Animal Wars

Boxing Reindeer and International Animal Wars

Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mr. Liquors, The Narrator, and Stank to talk about whatever comes to mind - Pen Island, boxing reindeer, Mt St Helens, Sexy Spiderwebs, International Animal Wars, Fighting Hummingbirds, the Wolf Outhouse, Burning Pubes, and upcoming albums.

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Sep 04, 201937:31
Special: Story Time!

Special: Story Time!

*We made it to our tenth episode!*

Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and Duke to play Rory’s Story Cubes.

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Aug 22, 201946:45
A King Crab and an Ice Pick

A King Crab and an Ice Pick

Starman and Pipes get together with friends the Narrator, Mr. Liquors, and AppleSpice to talk about whatever comes to mind - A little bit of weird history, bite a dolphin for vitamin C, Fast and Furious, extremely small countries, Spunklers, lakes, ozone-eating farts, sniffing glue, and so, so much sexual content featuring a King Crab, an Ice Pick, and Pineapple.

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Aug 07, 201956:14
Passionately Stroked Cider and One Drunk Fly

Passionately Stroked Cider and One Drunk Fly

Starman and Pipes get together with friends the Narrator, Mr. Liquors, and Duke to talk about whatever comes to mind - Passionately Stroked Cider Naps, a Pile of Sweat, the Scroll and Pinch Maneuver, Carbonated Urine, Homemade Deerskin Loincloths, a Twerk Through Time, a Drunk Fly, Daily Tumblepubes, and an Emotion Sensor Bidet.

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Jul 24, 201947:32
John Oliver and the Seenis

John Oliver and the Seenis

Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mas and AppleSpice to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - Luda’s Double Decker Detroit Airport Bus, Ball Manager, please be on our podcast John Oliver, A Seenis Never Forgets, Dick Bind 069, Nightclub Chicken Overthrow, The Mississippi Catfish. This week segment Hypothetically… returns.

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Jul 11, 201944:34
9 mm and Bad 90s Movies

9 mm and Bad 90s Movies

Starman and Pipes get together with friends Mr Liquors and the Narrator to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - 9 mm Dentistry, Volunteers for Wine Enemas, Parmesan, The Narrator's Funhouse Bedroom, and Stupid, Stupid Direwolves. Two new segments this week: Would You Rather Advice and Hypothetically...

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Jun 26, 201946:37
Diva Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo

Diva Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo

Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Lids, unclear vet visits, kidney stones, Weird History, all Pipes’ fears, masturbation, kitten mound update.

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May 30, 201945:53
Yeast Beast and the GooseMace

Yeast Beast and the GooseMace

Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Self-doxxing, Yeaster, Noreos, Live in Vegas: Two Coffins, diaper skin, and lots about geese. New: Sam Elliot Fancast.

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May 15, 201951:52
A Mound of Kittens and the Coolest Squirrels

A Mound of Kittens and the Coolest Squirrels

Four friends get together to drink and talk about whatever comes to mind- Poop, burning condoms, Republican Plague Dogs, bad signs on I69, a mound of kittens, dank molecules, and the coolest squirrel.

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May 01, 201901:10:40
Forest Innuendos and Forever Cruise

Forest Innuendos and Forever Cruise

Four friends drink and talk about whatever comes to mind - Forest innuendos, bad sunscreen names, gay cruises you can never leave, and Valentine's Day Uranus.

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Apr 15, 201949:05
Giant Bees and the Sock Dimension

Giant Bees and the Sock Dimension

Four friends drink together and talk about whatever comes to mind - Chucky Maid Service, Big Honey and its giant bees, Denim Bicycle Cruises, the Sock Dimension.

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Mar 28, 201945:05