Super Mega Geek
By Super Mega Geek
Super Mega GeekAug 13, 2019
Armageddoniton
We make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
In this episode, we'll teach you how to survive a nuclear bomb.
Join Mark, Andy, Andy and new member Jarek as we take serious subjects very unseriously.
Music by Ryan Iddon
UFOs
We may not be ufologists but we know a good probing when we see it. Join us as we discuss all* things UFO and add Harrison Ford to the Hall of Geek.
*definitely not all
#ufo #geek #scotland #funny
A hair loss removal cream odyssey
In this episode, we discover the single best product review ever written.
Warhammer 40k: In the grim darkness of Scotland...
This episode is what happens when a Blood Marine, an Ork and Nurgle sit in front of microphones.
We chat about our own personal history with the world of 40k as well as discuss the exciting news of new tv and movie opportunities. Who will we cast as your favourite characters?
#warhammer #henrycaville #40k #scotland #scottish #funny
Let's talk about AI, aye?
Welcome back to another uninformed chat about tech and geekdom. None of us knows anything about anything but that shouldn't stop you from listening to us. In this episode, we discuss some AI faux pas including rogue Alexa, Musk the idiot/genius and throw Bruce Willis head first into the Hall of Geeks.
#AI #funny #scottish #brucewillis #elonmusk #twitter #skynet #chatgpt
How to create a Conspiracy Theory - the idiots guide!
In this episode, we take a light-hearted (but dark-humoured) look at the world of conspiracy theories. From Bermuda triangles, lizard people and Denver Airport we consider what makes a decent conspiracy theory and design our own in a fun game that you too can play at home.
Adult content! NSFW!
The Aliens are coming. Area 51 electric boogaloo. (Reupload from 2020)
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Murder Rampages? (and a vicar humps a Henry hoover)
In this episode we discuss a vicar in England caught having sex with a Henry hoover, a really angry elephant on a murderous revenge rampage, swapping main characters in films with androids, alternative films cuts and induct a single Spielberg film into the Hall of Geek.
Find us on Twitter at SMG_PODCAST
#androids #elephants #films #spielberg
The really innapropriate episode. We're sorry.
This is one of our crudest episodes yet where we find out how dark our humour can be. Ever wondered about inappropriate cosplay? What Lego sets would they NEVER make?
Please note this episode is for adults only, like all our other episodes but this one especially. Please note we have had to beep a couple of sections out simply because we want to keep making podcasts.
Find us at https://twitter.com/SMG_PODCAST
How to look insane in your local McDonalds
Who's in charge if aliens make contact, how condiments can make you look homeless, Danny DeVito as Captain William J. Blazkowicz and more in the latest episode of Super Mega Geek
Glasgow Sex Robots and Tom Cruise
In this episode we have a deep and meaningful chat about sex robots with Glaswegian accents, sweaty robot fingers, getting shafted by console exclusives and we crack the secret to Tom Cruise.
Flat Earthers Around the Globe!
As we delve into our first conspiracy we look at the Flat Earth theory and the flat earthers behind it. Are they just idiots or should we be worried. Spoiler - it's both.
Join us on a very angry, very ranty, but still very funny episode as we find ourselves near despair at the level of idiocy currently floating around the globe. You hear that flat earthers? I SAID GLOBE!
#flatearth
Nobody panic, it's only a pandemic!
3 idiots chat about the pandemic, the best pandemic or virus movies and games, whether we'd rather become sex slaves to apes or have a dinosaur burst out of our behinds...you know, standard conversations.
Recorded back in March, the podcast is now woefully out of date. Enjoy!!
2020! The future is here and it's proudly sponsored by SpaffRags
We're back! 2020 - the year we thought there would be hoverboards, flying cars and cure-all pills is here and to say it's not what we imagined is to put it lightly. Join us as we chat about all things 2020, what we imagine 2040 will be like and why Keanu Reeves is a god. Plus more nonsense chat from our studio rural Scotland.
Very NSFW...as always!