The Drunken Menace

The Drunken Menace

By The Drunken Menace
A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!

Hostess: James Anderson Brown
Barman: Ben Joinson
Pork Scratchings: Stuart Tonks

*WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.

We are part of the Geekcasts Podcast Network: www.geekcasts.net
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The Drunken Menace Episode 26: Whale Testicles And The Voyage Home, The Geek Multiverse And Elderly Porn Purchases.
Hello there! Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast! In this episode...... 00:00: Lets drink and play with our helmets!  9:34: Star Wars News! Midichlorians chat, Star Trek and the 94 Whale Testicles.  40:42: Geek News! Featuring Transformers, Batman, Ninja Turtles, Rocky, The Flash all in a multiverse.  1:02:14: Vs Challenge.....Spider-Man Vs Aquaman! Spidey Squirts!  1:14:05: Monty You Terrible C**t! This week Elderly couple refuse to pay £200 bill in pay-per-view porn row! 
1:32:33
July 7, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 25: Man Grumps Explained, We Actually Talk About Star Wars And Man Has Sex With Ghost.
Hello there! Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast! In this episode...... 00:00: Ben has a "Man Grump" which we explain for all the people who have ever wondered where they appear from! 10:58: We actually talk about Star Wars including new games, Kylo Ren's back story and lets love Star Wars again.  50:35: Vs Challenge The Hulk Vs The Thing from Fantastic Four!   59:12: Monty You Terrible C**t! This weeks story  "Man 'dating ghost' fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during lockdown." Gary De Noia, 36, says he's been in a relationship with a ghost for over two years. While things were great at first, they're facing some trouble now. Spooooooooky! 
1:15:09
June 28, 2020
The Drunken Menace Presents: Fakey Remakey - The Goonies
The Drunken Menace Presents: Fakey Remakey - The Goonies Welcome to Fakey Remakey the show where we recast, reboot, relaunch films with a whole new cast......badly!  This episode we remake the classic The Goonies featuring The Rock, Dutch Josh Gad and Donald Trump!  Fakey Remakey is part of the Geekcasts Podcast Network: http://geekcasts.net/
1:03:43
June 10, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 24: C3-PO Palpatine's Secret Spy And A Man Who Makes Love To His Sunday Dinner.
Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast with an all new show format! Featuring.... 8:10: Who Shot First! - We ask each other five Star Wars questions, get it wrong and down a shot! With added Flappy Face Bug C**t!  30:04: Star Wars News - With a really crazy C3-PO fan theory and how he was unknowingly a spy for the Empire!  54:59: Vs Challenge - We make Harry Potter and Doctor Who have a good old punch up.  1:22:40: Monty You Terrible C**t!!! - We find our terrible person of the week, this week is a man who shagged his Chicken Chicken Sunday Dinner!    
1:34:41
June 7, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 23: The May 4th Special! With An Incredibly Hard Star Wars Quiz That One Of Us Doesn't Get A Single Answer Right! Plus Top Trumps Vs Contest!
Hello there! In this episode we do an absolutely solid Star Wars Quiz where one of us fails miserably to even get one answer right, we attempt a Top Trumps Star Wars Character Vs Character test and we find out that Darth Vader stinks of piss! Plus Nick Nolte's Question Of The week! May The 4th Be With You! 
1:28:04
May 4, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 22: The Really Embarrassing Story About Nearly Meeting Steven Spielberg.
Hello There! In this episode we talk about masturbating in public! Star Wars news! Indiana Jones! We remake Young Guns and a very embarrassing story about nearly meeting Steven Spielberg.......... Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store!
1:24:18
April 20, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 21: Our One Year Anniversary Awards Show With The Strangest Lord Of The Rings Story Involving Pickled Gherkins.
Hello There! Yes we have made it to a full year of broadcasting! In this episode we give out awards for the best stuff of the last 12 months! With an added Lord Of The Rings Gherkin story! Enjoy! 
1:35:48
April 10, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 20: Our Slow Decent Into Isolation Madness And The Most Embarrassing Story About Meeting Kevin Smith
In this episode we slowly descend into drunken isolation madness and talk gibberish about remembering the days when you could ride a train, we create our own Star Wars universe using cardboard boxes and vegetables, also Yakface opens a Barber Shop and making a Snoke figure with your penis.  Then there is the really really embarrassing story about meeting Kevin Smith! Snoogans! Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store
1:20:22
March 31, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 19: The One Where We Down A Shot Every Time We Say The Word Virus And Which Star Wars Character Would You Isolate With?
Hello There! In this episode we get absolutely smashed downing a shot every time the word "Virus" is said, we also talk which Superhero or Star Wars character you would isolate with and how to have a crafty knuckle shuffle. Also we go into Cats arseholes and Nick Nolte asks who would win in a fight Kylo Ren or Anakin Skywalker!  Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store 
1:26:25
March 22, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 18: Palpatine's Parts Smell Like Burnt Death Star And Dutch Han Solo
Hello there! In this episode we smoke, drink and get very drunk discussing The High Republic's banjo playing Jedi, Sheev Clone Cocks, Bob takes over from Bob with added Bob, bobbing and bobbinton, Indy goes wrong and we go full CAGE!  
1:30:34
March 7, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 17 Pt 2: Admiral Ackbar's Scented Candles And Klaud The Giant Foreskin
The French speak! In this episode we meet Joe Dameron French Taxi Driver, a host of scented candles , we get drunk and rather rude and a good bit of serious talk before falling over! Featuring Rik, JB and Ben all smashed discussing who would win in a fight JJ or  Rian Johnson! Enjoy! 
1:33:38
January 31, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 17 Pt 1: Poe's Wang Hat And The Revenge Of The Piss
In the first part of this episode Rik, JB and Ben talk how they feel about the Rise Of Skywalker a month after release, the unused script, porn.....porn.....oh yeah and porn.  We will never be able to look Maz in her goggles again! 
1:14:02
January 21, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 16: Carry On Up The Rise Of Skywalker
In this episode we go deep into Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker but our review slowly turns into a Carry On movie....Babu Frik's boner, Palps pops one off, Vader's Helmet and much more rudeness!
2:09:53
January 10, 2020
The Drunken Menace Episode 15: The One Where Rik Villanueva Joins The Show! With Maz Kanata Topless! Top 5 Star Wars Moments! Penis Santa Hats!
In this episode Rik Villanueva joins the show and we discuss our favourite Star Wars moments, The Last Jedi, the future of Star Wars, Maz Kanata topless in her own TV series, we get drunk, we forget things and Nick Nolte gives his question of the week! Merry Christmas! 
1:56:40
December 7, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 14: The One Where We Breakdown The Mandalorian Without Seeing It! Plus Baby Yoda! Nick Nolte! Jabba’s Sarlacc's Arsepit And Prince Andrew!
In this episode we talk a months worth of Star Wars news, do a full breakdown of the amazing Mandalorian without actually seeing any of it! We also cover Prince Andrews interview, tons of Baby Yoda talk even though we haven't seen him and Jabba’s Sarlacc's Arsepit. Nick Nolte gives us his question of the week involving Pizza..........WE HAVE SPOKEN! 
1:08:24
November 26, 2019
The Drunken Menace Quite Serious Joker Mini Movie Review
As a bit of a bonus while get back to the next full episode, here is a drunken rant  mini movie review when we are rather smashed and chit chat away about the brilliance of Joker while on lashings of Whiskey! 
22:53
November 26, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 13: The One Where James Drinks 19 Beers, Ben Is The Earl Of Moose And We Search For Matt Smith..
In this episode, James gets horrendously drunk while discussing Zuzio Wokhead, John Cleese as Superman, how rubbish Jurassic Park is and Matt Smith as Klaad in The Rise Of Skywalker. Ben catches a Spider live on air while consuming a vast amount of Whiskey. Also Nick Noltee gives us his question of the week! With added obscure British TV show references for you to Google!  Chin Chin! While Stu is still hungover from the last episode.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
2:19:02
September 28, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 12: The One Where Stu Is So Drunk He Wants To Be A Monkey Dog, Tries to Start A Fight And Nearly Throws Up.
The Drunken Menace Episode 12: The One Where Stu Is So Drunk He Wants To Be A Monkey Dog, Tries to Start A Fight And Nearly Throws Up. A straight up live recording of our host Stu so drunk while trying to talk about Star Wars, he is nearly sick on his Dog, waffles pure nonsense and then disappears. While going through all the stages of being hammered.......all live on air!   This episode is hosted by Nick Nolteeeee.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:03:25
September 2, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 11: The Star Wars Holiday D23 Drunken Special
In this episode JB and Ben breakdown the release of new footage from the Disney Expo D23 while highly intoxicated, making a lot and probably no sense whatsoever. Including seriously bad impressions of Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte and Obi-Wan with visual breakdowns in verbal format. Stu did the right thing and ate a Greek Salad while letting the insanity pass. Contains SPOILERS (maybe).  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. 
50:50
August 26, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 10: The One Where Stu Has Two Bungholes And We Pump It Until Palpatine Pops.
In this Episode we discuss the mind melting end of The Rise of Skywalker and does it involve Twin Arseholes, Palpatine being trapped in Darth Vader's helmet (snarf), Stranger Things 3, Marvel Phase 4 and SDCC, new trailers and Stu's absolute hatred for the Cats movie and James Corden......I mean he really hates James Corden......like a lot. While JB is becoming slightly obsessed with Ghostbusters 2020 and Ben contemplates pies.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:11:54
July 24, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 9: The One Where Stu Tells Us The Story About Getting Urinated On At A Bon Jovi Gig.
The Drunken Menace Episode 9: The One Where Stu Tells Us The Story About Getting Urinated On At A Bon Jovi Gig.   In this episode Stu tells the tale of falling down a hill at a Bon Jovi gig and getting Urinated on due to it being used as a toilet for thousands of Rock fans. We discuss new Flash Gordon cartoon and who should provide the soundtrack (Radiohead.....really?), the controversy about The Little Mermaid casting, Gizmo, Ghostbusters 3, Robocop, Bill and Ted and Halloween.      *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:04:18
July 8, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 8: The One Where Stu Realizes Each Episode Is Named After Him.
The Drunken Menace Episode 8: The One Where Stu Realizes Each Episode Is Named After Him.   In this episode, the penny finally drops for Stu as he gets to grips that every episode title is a reference to him or something he has said. James takes a bashing for the fact that after 8 episodes his sound is still rubbish and he has no idea how to use a Microphone, Ben stills hates everything and is still posh. In addition we discuss Star Wars, Luke's pleasure hand, Lando's toilet pipes, Godzilla and Kebabs.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
50:41
June 22, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 7: The One Where We Find Out Stu Has Tiny Horse Toes.
The Drunken Menace Episode 7: The One Where We Find Out Stu Has Tiny Horse Toes.  In this episode there is virtually no geek news, so we discuss how Stu has weird tiny toes and is probably part Man, part Horse while he tries his upmost to stay awake being totally Wine smashed, with added waffle involving McGuffin's, JB insults Ben with a horrific impression, we all have a revelation that we all hate Michael Mann's films and most importantly how feminism needs to celebrated in modern culture.........that bit was quite serious. Sorry. 
50:31
June 7, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 6: The One Where We Are So Drunk We Can Only Make Weird Noises And Stu Is Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat.
The Drunken Menace Episode 6: The One Where We Are So Drunk We Can Only Make Weird Noises And Stu Is Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat.  In this episode we get so drunk we can only muster random noises, while covering such subjects as R2-D2 being a Cockney Gangster, really bad George Lucas impressions and various bad European accents, Stu has some random celebrity stories and is  Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat. *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. 
1:41:00
June 1, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 5: The One Where Stu Goes To The Toilet With His Microphone On Like Naked Gun.
The Drunken Menace Episode 5: The One Where Stu Goes To The Toilet With His Microphone On Like Naked Gun.  In this episode we talk about Endgame, Endgame, Endgame, Phantom Menace toys with no value, really bad Bane/Arnie impressions and Stu goes to the toilet with his microphone on.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. Sponsored by: Crab Sponges.  
1:10:19
May 19, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 4: The One Where Stu Tries To Start A War With New Zealand And We Have A Swear Off.
 *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. The Drunken Menace Episode 4: The One Where Stu Tries To Start A War With New Zealand And We Have A Swear Off.  In this episode we have a Swear Off challenge with fellow Podcasters, Stu insults New Zealand to the point where they might invade the UK, also Australia could be joining them. Avatar, The Matrix sequels, Ewoks winking all get a good blasting mid-drink.   Sponsored by TJ Crabsticks. 
1:01:17
May 11, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 3: The One Where Stu Gets Married And Bad Celebrity Impressions.
The Drunken Menace Episode 3: The One Where Stu Gets Married And Bad Celebrity Impressions. In this episode Ben and James are left to their own devises as Stu is about to get married, so they do their best to insult him and ruin everything before the big day, with added celebrity impressions. In Stu's absence Ben takes the full responsibility of offending people.  James says unlimited power a lot.  Topics include; Sonic The Hedgehog's teeth, Palpatine's return, Mexican Han Solo and Vegas sex cards. 
58:23
May 3, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 2: The One About Star Wars Celebration and Stu Insults The World.
The Drunken Menace Episode 2: The One About Star Wars Celebration and Stu Insults The World. In this episode JB is at Star Wars Celebration (even though he hasn't really seen anything apart from the inside of a Bar), Stu offends pretty much all of modern civilisation and Ben sits there in pure shock of it all.
1:26:43
April 14, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 1: We Don't Know What We Are Doing........
 The Drunken Menace.... A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!  Hostess: Stuart Tonks Barman: Ben Joinson Toilet Cleaner: James Brown -------------------------------------------------- The Drunken Menace Episode 1: We Don't Know What We Are Doing........ In this episode we try to work out what the hell we are doing after 2 failed attempts at making a podcast. Including  the use of such words as Crabsticks, Cats, Skywalkers and Child in a Sofa.  Next episode we address why James is more drunk than everyone else in the previous episode and sounds like he is broadcasting from inside a cave, how come Ben is so young he thinks C3-PO has always had a red arm and Stu punches an Elephant. 
56:26
April 3, 2019