The Drunken Menace

The Drunken Menace

By The Drunken Menace
A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!

Hostess: Stuart Tonks
Barman: Ben Joinson
Toilet Cleaner: James Brown

*WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
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The Drunken Menace Episode 13: The One Where James Drinks 19 Beers, Ben Is The Earl Of Moose And We Search For Matt Smith..
In this episode, James gets horrendously drunk while discussing Zuzio Wokhead, John Cleese as Superman, how rubbish Jurassic Park is and Matt Smith as Klaad in The Rise Of Skywalker. Ben catches a Spider live on air while consuming a vast amount of Whiskey. Also Nick Noltee gives us his question of the week! With added obscure British TV show references for you to Google!  Chin Chin! While Stu is still hungover from the last episode.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
2:19:02
September 28, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 12: The One Where Stu Is So Drunk He Wants To Be A Monkey Dog, Tries to Start A Fight And Nearly Throws Up.
The Drunken Menace Episode 12: The One Where Stu Is So Drunk He Wants To Be A Monkey Dog, Tries to Start A Fight And Nearly Throws Up. A straight up live recording of our host Stu so drunk while trying to talk about Star Wars, he is nearly sick on his Dog, waffles pure nonsense and then disappears. While going through all the stages of being hammered.......all live on air!   This episode is hosted by Nick Nolteeeee.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:03:25
September 2, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 11: The Star Wars Holiday D23 Drunken Special
In this episode JB and Ben breakdown the release of new footage from the Disney Expo D23 while highly intoxicated, making a lot and probably no sense whatsoever. Including seriously bad impressions of Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte and Obi-Wan with visual breakdowns in verbal format. Stu did the right thing and ate a Greek Salad while letting the insanity pass. Contains SPOILERS (maybe).  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. 
50:50
August 26, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 10: The One Where Stu Has Two Bungholes And We Pump It Until Palpatine Pops.
In this Episode we discuss the mind melting end of The Rise of Skywalker and does it involve Twin Arseholes, Palpatine being trapped in Darth Vader's helmet (snarf), Stranger Things 3, Marvel Phase 4 and SDCC, new trailers and Stu's absolute hatred for the Cats movie and James Corden......I mean he really hates James Corden......like a lot. While JB is becoming slightly obsessed with Ghostbusters 2020 and Ben contemplates pies.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:11:54
July 24, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 9: The One Where Stu Tells Us The Story About Getting Urinated On At A Bon Jovi Gig.
The Drunken Menace Episode 9: The One Where Stu Tells Us The Story About Getting Urinated On At A Bon Jovi Gig.   In this episode Stu tells the tale of falling down a hill at a Bon Jovi gig and getting Urinated on due to it being used as a toilet for thousands of Rock fans. We discuss new Flash Gordon cartoon and who should provide the soundtrack (Radiohead.....really?), the controversy about The Little Mermaid casting, Gizmo, Ghostbusters 3, Robocop, Bill and Ted and Halloween.      *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
1:04:18
July 8, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 8: The One Where Stu Realizes Each Episode Is Named After Him.
The Drunken Menace Episode 8: The One Where Stu Realizes Each Episode Is Named After Him.   In this episode, the penny finally drops for Stu as he gets to grips that every episode title is a reference to him or something he has said. James takes a bashing for the fact that after 8 episodes his sound is still rubbish and he has no idea how to use a Microphone, Ben stills hates everything and is still posh. In addition we discuss Star Wars, Luke's pleasure hand, Lando's toilet pipes, Godzilla and Kebabs.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.
50:41
June 22, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 7: The One Where We Find Out Stu Has Tiny Horse Toes.
The Drunken Menace Episode 7: The One Where We Find Out Stu Has Tiny Horse Toes.  In this episode there is virtually no geek news, so we discuss how Stu has weird tiny toes and is probably part Man, part Horse while he tries his upmost to stay awake being totally Wine smashed, with added waffle involving McGuffin's, JB insults Ben with a horrific impression, we all have a revelation that we all hate Michael Mann's films and most importantly how feminism needs to celebrated in modern culture.........that bit was quite serious. Sorry. 
50:31
June 7, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 6: The One Where We Are So Drunk We Can Only Make Weird Noises And Stu Is Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat.
The Drunken Menace Episode 6: The One Where We Are So Drunk We Can Only Make Weird Noises And Stu Is Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat.  In this episode we get so drunk we can only muster random noises, while covering such subjects as R2-D2 being a Cockney Gangster, really bad George Lucas impressions and various bad European accents, Stu has some random celebrity stories and is  Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat. *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. 
1:41:00
June 1, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 5: The One Where Stu Goes To The Toilet With His Microphone On Like Naked Gun.
The Drunken Menace Episode 5: The One Where Stu Goes To The Toilet With His Microphone On Like Naked Gun.  In this episode we talk about Endgame, Endgame, Endgame, Phantom Menace toys with no value, really bad Bane/Arnie impressions and Stu goes to the toilet with his microphone on.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. Sponsored by: Crab Sponges.  
1:10:19
May 19, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 4: The One Where Stu Tries To Start A War With New Zealand And We Have A Swear Off.
 *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. The Drunken Menace Episode 4: The One Where Stu Tries To Start A War With New Zealand And We Have A Swear Off.  In this episode we have a Swear Off challenge with fellow Podcasters, Stu insults New Zealand to the point where they might invade the UK, also Australia could be joining them. Avatar, The Matrix sequels, Ewoks winking all get a good blasting mid-drink.   Sponsored by TJ Crabsticks. 
1:01:17
May 11, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 3: The One Where Stu Gets Married And Bad Celebrity Impressions.
The Drunken Menace Episode 3: The One Where Stu Gets Married And Bad Celebrity Impressions. In this episode Ben and James are left to their own devises as Stu is about to get married, so they do their best to insult him and ruin everything before the big day, with added celebrity impressions. In Stu's absence Ben takes the full responsibility of offending people.  James says unlimited power a lot.  Topics include; Sonic The Hedgehog's teeth, Palpatine's return, Mexican Han Solo and Vegas sex cards. 
58:23
May 3, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 2: The One About Star Wars Celebration and Stu Insults The World.
The Drunken Menace Episode 2: The One About Star Wars Celebration and Stu Insults The World. In this episode JB is at Star Wars Celebration (even though he hasn't really seen anything apart from the inside of a Bar), Stu offends pretty much all of modern civilisation and Ben sits there in pure shock of it all.
1:26:43
April 14, 2019
The Drunken Menace Episode 1: We Don't Know What We Are Doing........
 The Drunken Menace.... A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!  Hostess: Stuart Tonks Barman: Ben Joinson Toilet Cleaner: James Brown -------------------------------------------------- The Drunken Menace Episode 1: We Don't Know What We Are Doing........ In this episode we try to work out what the hell we are doing after 2 failed attempts at making a podcast. Including  the use of such words as Crabsticks, Cats, Skywalkers and Child in a Sofa.  Next episode we address why James is more drunk than everyone else in the previous episode and sounds like he is broadcasting from inside a cave, how come Ben is so young he thinks C3-PO has always had a red arm and Stu punches an Elephant. 
56:26
April 3, 2019
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