The Ultimate Tier List

*Not sponsored by the Food Network

Out of the fire and into the frying pan: we're dropping the smash roster into a battle royale, with the setting being the united states. Join us as the Guy Fieri clones engineer chaos and we do our best to give these characters a fighting chance.

*Honestly, Doug Bowser, we're sorry

Hello for what is likely the final time, Doug Bowser. Honestly, we are really sorry about everything. But our game ideas *are* good! We promise! Even the ones about feet, probably.

*we only need a low salary of like 80k a year. 

Hello Doug Bowser. Thank you for joining us once again as we cook up some gold for you in the form of rebooting your franchises for you. If you could just give us your email next time, we'd appreciate it.

*The 2022 reboot, not the original

Hello Doug Bowser: This is a podcast for you, and only you. We're going to help Nintendo get back on top, and we're not leaving a single series untouched. Join us as we revitalize your career and your will to live.

*Back and better than ever!

Hey folks! It's been a hot minute, huh? We're sorry for disappearing, but we've got a new and improved show for you! Join us this week for some late night talk shows hosted by your favorite characters! And keep an eye out for more episodes returning every other Tuesday.

*Not Sponsored by Monarch Industries!

Welcome back to the Undersized Titans to Love podcast! This episode your hosts discuss which Kaiju would make the best house pet, talk about your pet King Caesar stealing your wife, and discuss the ethics of having a pet Jet Jaguar!

*We promise we'll learn about Fire Emblem someday

Welcome to the Ultimate Tierlist Rewind 2021! This week we're going back through our old lists and updating them with the newest characters! We also eject an imposter, figure out how old Minecraft Steve is, and cover the podcast in fondant.

*oops, all dragons!

Welcome to another episode of Unqualified to Talk about Lizards! This episode your hosts are rating how cool these dragons are while Lily gaslights everyone about girlbosses.

*Best by 12/26

*Not actually sponsored by Shutter

Welcome to another episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Is what I would say, if we weren't rebranding! Today we're Uniting Terrors in Love, and giving you honest ratings on how datable some cryptids are! Join us as we talk about Godzilla Fursuits, Cuck Dynamics, and Bigfoot's wikifeet contributions.

*not sponsored by Auntie Anne's Pretzels

Welcome back to our test of your will to survive: it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we finish designing SAW traps for everyone (including ourselves), Like the reverse furry smut trap, or the reverse chastity bear cage trap, or the eat a red delicious apple trap. Also, It's our one year anniversary!! thank you so much for being with us this year!

*We are not responsible for the deaths of anyone placed in our traps

Welcome to the newest Saw movie, hosted by us, the hosts of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we make Saw traps for the whole Smash roster, as well as Doug Bowser, Jeff Bezos, and Cinema Sins

*No longer sponsored by Mtn Dew Game Fuel

Log off of twitter and log on to a new episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we wrap up last episode's prompt, unlock our hosts' repressed memories, reveal the new taco bell dog, and unveil our new segment Crunch Posse, which is in no way a copy of any segment done on any popular podcast involving brothers.

*or at least, places to be social online

Welcome to the internet, everybody! Join us for another round as we explore the corners of the internet frequented by the smash roster, and along the way talk about Louie Anderson, Nyquil pasta, and Val's new dating site for lesbians.

*They might be big, big, fake, fake, lies

We can't be silent, because this might be the Ultimate Tier List! We have a treat for you this week, if you're a fan of They Might Be Giants. If you're not, hopefully it's still fun! Join us as we assign a different TMBG song to each character, get lectured about Chrom, and give you a reading on our John sliders.

*Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

Dropping into your sub box, it's episode 22 of the Ultimate Tier List! We're finishing up what we started last episode and discussing the youtube careers of the second half of the smash roster. Join us as we discuss our Jeff Bezos Patreon tier, asdfmovie references, and invite basically everyone to guest on our show.

*Like, Comment, and Subscribe!

Hey all you S-tiers, welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode the crew reveals the smash roster's secret youtube channels! Join us as we talk about girlfriend anarchy, the bootleg musical community, and try and get Extreme Restraints to sponsor us.

*Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger

Merry Christmas from the Ultimate Tier List! Today we reveal what everyone has brought to the dirty santa gift exchange, start a shrek-themed spinoff podcast, beatbox your names, and flip your rocks for you.

*We're checking it twice!

The Holidays are upon us here at the Ultimate Tier List, and we have a treat for you! Join us while we talk about if Dennis the Menace was chosen by God, assisted pikmin suicide, and Emily's Kangaroo Korner.

*Home of the First Annual Dunking Competition!

It's time to celebrate here at the Ultimate Tier List! A lot of people spend time with their families around this time of year, but a lot of us are done with our families shit. Join us as we come up with creative ways to ruin Thanksgiving/Christmas/Other Holidays Dinner, fist-fight with Baby Wario, invent GanonDoofenshmirtz, and play Dark Chaos Uno.

*Warning, gamer energy reaching critical levels!

You walk into a tavern and see a group of adventurers around a table... it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we reveal the Dungeons and Dragons 5e classes for the smash roster. Along the way we talk about Seamus the goo girl, Ganondorf the Avatar of Fuck, and Pokemon Animorphs.

*the spookiest thing around!

*less than 5% added gamer

*on Mondays, we play smash

*Help, I'm trapped in a description-writing factory!

*GMO free!

*Live from Final Destination, It's Saturday Night!

We've got something special cooked up for you this week - a special bonus episode! Join us as we rank Min-Min on every previous list (as well as one you haven't heard yet), talk about estradiol bimbofication, and come up with a killer ship name.

*not endorsed by Vince McMahon, but honestly, fuck that guy

Are you ready to rumble? We've got the ultimate ladder match in store for you here in episode 11! Witness the spectacle as we discuss throwing children at our foes, Donkey Kong's confusing lineage, and Dr. Mario, the Angel of Death.

*GMO (Gamer Moments Ongoing) Free!

*no, we couldn't think up a better title

*established in 1312

Welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This week we take you on a generational tour (including some that haven't been invented yet), discuss Pac Man's haunted past, and diagnose reverse benjamin button disease.

*A healthy part of your balanced meta

Hello and velcome to a new episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as ve explore the secret history of the Wii Fit Trainer, pay off important foreshadowing, and add corn to our breakfast cereal.

*Removing this asterisk may void warranty

What's up everyone? It's time for episode 6 of Ultimate Tier List! This episode, find out about Lily's impotent Mario fanfic, Dark Samus's diet, and the sequel to All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.

*not the kind you're familiar with

SPOILER ALERT FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME!!!

*made from 90% recycled bits

Welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode, we reveal who among the roster will say Fuck. Stay tuned for our favorite Spice Girl, the unraveling of just who Dr. Mario is, and John Harvey Kellogg (the Black Mesa Scientist)

*now with 36% less references to other podcasts!

It's the episode 3 of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we take on the topic everyone has been thinking about: how many toddlers could the roster take in a fight? Stay tuned to find out how to get type advantage against God, whether or not hockey is a blood sport, and finally, how we feel about Byleth

*like that other podcast you love, but run by idiots

It's the episode 2 of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we take on the topic everyone has been thinking about: how many toddlers could the roster take in a fight? Stay tuned to find out if toddlers are immune to drowning, just how unqualified most of us are, and wait, what game were we talking about again?

Episode 3 will contain the second half of our ratings, along with the validity rating for Byleth

*legally considered a podcast in 28 US States!

It's the inaugural episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join hosts Lily, Emily, Val, and Luna as they determine the relative validity of the entire Ultimate roster. Stay tuned to find out about Dr. Mario's malpractice, how to ethically kill Hitler, and the name of Megaman's weapon.