The Ultimate Tier List
By Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios
Produced by Luna Fae Kaida. Edited by Lily Ewing. Music provided by caseJackal. Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis.
The Ultimate Tier ListSep 21, 2020
37 - Diners, Drive-ins, and DIES
*Not sponsored by the Food Network
Out of the fire and into the frying pan: we're dropping the smash roster into a battle royale, with the setting being the united states. Join us as the Guy Fieri clones engineer chaos and we do our best to give these characters a fighting chance.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
36 - A Third Open Letter
*Honestly, Doug Bowser, we're sorry
Hello for what is likely the final time, Doug Bowser. Honestly, we are really sorry about everything. But our game ideas *are* good! We promise! Even the ones about feet, probably.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
35 - No, Really! Hire Us!
*we only need a low salary of like 80k a year.
Hello Doug Bowser. Thank you for joining us once again as we cook up some gold for you in the form of rebooting your franchises for you. If you could just give us your email next time, we'd appreciate it.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
34 - Nintendo, Hire These Women
*The 2022 reboot, not the original
Hello Doug Bowser: This is a podcast for you, and only you. We're going to help Nintendo get back on top, and we're not leaving a single series untouched. Join us as we revitalize your career and your will to live.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
33 - Late Night Delight
*Back and better than ever!
Hey folks! It's been a hot minute, huh? We're sorry for disappearing, but we've got a new and improved show for you! Join us this week for some late night talk shows hosted by your favorite characters! And keep an eye out for more episodes returning every other Tuesday.
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32 - Undersized Titans to Love
*Not Sponsored by Monarch Industries!
Welcome back to the Undersized Titans to Love podcast! This episode your hosts discuss which Kaiju would make the best house pet, talk about your pet King Caesar stealing your wife, and discuss the ethics of having a pet Jet Jaguar!
Our special guest this week was Lucifer King! Find them on twitter @MadBitchEnergy or their games on itch!
You can find Briar on Twitter @Weregazelle and you can Find Armour Astir (And Briar Sovereign's other games) on their itch
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
31 - Tierlist Rewind 2021
*We promise we'll learn about Fire Emblem someday
Welcome to the Ultimate Tierlist Rewind 2021! This week we're going back through our old lists and updating them with the newest characters! We also eject an imposter, figure out how old Minecraft Steve is, and cover the podcast in fondant.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
30 - Unqualified to Talk about Lizards
*oops, all dragons!
Welcome to another episode of Unqualified to Talk about Lizards! This episode your hosts are rating how cool these dragons are while Lily gaslights everyone about girlbosses.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
29 - Fallout (ft Lyndi Macke)
*Best by 12/26
In a world ravaged by nuclear bombs, it's up to our hosts to determine who has the chops to survive. Welcome to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode we learn about how bad of a mom Luna would be, how down-to-earth Macklemore is in Seattle, and how Emily is a childhood golf prodigy.
Our guest this week is Lyndi Macke! Check her out on twitter @LyndiMacke and her show Hello Out There.
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28 - Uniting Terrors in Love
*Not actually sponsored by Shutter
Welcome to another episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Is what I would say, if we weren't rebranding! Today we're Uniting Terrors in Love, and giving you honest ratings on how datable some cryptids are! Join us as we talk about Godzilla Fursuits, Cuck Dynamics, and Bigfoot's wikifeet contributions.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
27 - Saw pt 2
*not sponsored by Auntie Anne's Pretzels
Welcome back to our test of your will to survive: it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we finish designing SAW traps for everyone (including ourselves), Like the reverse furry smut trap, or the reverse chastity bear cage trap, or the eat a red delicious apple trap. Also, It's our one year anniversary!! thank you so much for being with us this year!
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The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
26 - Saw pt 1
*We are not responsible for the deaths of anyone placed in our traps
Welcome to the newest Saw movie, hosted by us, the hosts of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we make Saw traps for the whole Smash roster, as well as Doug Bowser, Jeff Bezos, and Cinema Sins
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
25 - Social Media pt 2
*No longer sponsored by Mtn Dew Game Fuel
Log off of twitter and log on to a new episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we wrap up last episode's prompt, unlock our hosts' repressed memories, reveal the new taco bell dog, and unveil our new segment Crunch Posse, which is in no way a copy of any segment done on any popular podcast involving brothers.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
24 - Social Media?
*or at least, places to be social online
Welcome to the internet, everybody! Join us for another round as we explore the corners of the internet frequented by the smash roster, and along the way talk about Louie Anderson, Nyquil pasta, and Val's new dating site for lesbians.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
23 - They Might Be Giants (ft Emily Kardamis)
*They might be big, big, fake, fake, lies
We can't be silent, because this might be the Ultimate Tier List! We have a treat for you this week, if you're a fan of They Might Be Giants. If you're not, hopefully it's still fun! Join us as we assign a different TMBG song to each character, get lectured about Chrom, and give you a reading on our John sliders.
This week we were joined by special guest Emily Kardamis! Find her on twitter @corruptedgem or check out her webcomic Steamed Veggies.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
22 - Youtube pt 2
*Shoutouts to SimpleFlips
Dropping into your sub box, it's episode 22 of the Ultimate Tier List! We're finishing up what we started last episode and discussing the youtube careers of the second half of the smash roster. Join us as we discuss our Jeff Bezos Patreon tier, asdfmovie references, and invite basically everyone to guest on our show.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
21 - Youtube pt 1
*Like, Comment, and Subscribe!
Hey all you S-tiers, welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode the crew reveals the smash roster's secret youtube channels! Join us as we talk about girlfriend anarchy, the bootleg musical community, and try and get Extreme Restraints to sponsor us.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
20 - Dirty Santa pt 1
*Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger
Merry Christmas from the Ultimate Tier List! Today we reveal what everyone has brought to the dirty santa gift exchange, start a shrek-themed spinoff podcast, beatbox your names, and flip your rocks for you.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
19 - Naughty or Nice
*We're checking it twice!
The Holidays are upon us here at the Ultimate Tier List, and we have a treat for you! Join us while we talk about if Dennis the Menace was chosen by God, assisted pikmin suicide, and Emily's Kangaroo Korner.
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18 - Family Reunion
*Home of the First Annual Dunking Competition!
It's time to celebrate here at the Ultimate Tier List! A lot of people spend time with their families around this time of year, but a lot of us are done with our families shit. Join us as we come up with creative ways to ruin Thanksgiving/Christmas/Other Holidays Dinner, fist-fight with Baby Wario, invent GanonDoofenshmirtz, and play Dark Chaos Uno.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
17 - D&D Classes
*Warning, gamer energy reaching critical levels!
You walk into a tavern and see a group of adventurers around a table... it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we reveal the Dungeons and Dragons 5e classes for the smash roster. Along the way we talk about Seamus the goo girl, Ganondorf the Avatar of Fuck, and Pokemon Animorphs.
Find special guest Numinous on twitter @FWNuminous!
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16 - Halloween Candy
*the spookiest thing around!
Velcome to the Monster Mash! Your hosts are here to take you through the neighborhood and find out what candy the roster is giving out! We also give out snack recipes, do the cinnamon challenge, and take mario-shaped estradiol.
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15 - Naked and Afraid
*less than 5% added gamer
Welcome to the new season of Naked and Afraid: Ecological Disaster Edition, starring the Smash Ultimate roster. Join us as we discover the finer points of the hosts' contracts, Val's terrible food opinions, and Donkey Kong's Gaming Vtuber videos.
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14 - Back to High School
*on Mondays, we play smash
It's time to go back to High School and meet all your favorite archetypes! Listen to hear Luna get nerd-baited, find out if the "Val is trans" fantheory gets confirmed, and if Emily can survive the bird war!
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13 - The Last N-Airbender
*Help, I'm trapped in a description-writing factory!
Long ago, the four hosts lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Luna nation attacked. It's the 13th episode of the ultimate tier list! Join us as we spoil Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, and talk about Minecraft Steve's lack of blood, long-range acupuncture, and the prehistoric members of the Kong family.
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12 - Flavortown
*GMO free!
Welcome to Flavortown, population, the smash roster! Join us as our guide, the Corvid of Countless Centuries, takes us through the eternal question: what does Mario taste like? And the rest of the cast for that matter? Tune in to find out about the many regions of Italy, marshmallow toasting discourse, and a rare girlfriend cameo!
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Min-Min Minisode!
*Live from Final Destination, It's Saturday Night!
We've got something special cooked up for you this week - a special bonus episode! Join us as we rank Min-Min on every previous list (as well as one you haven't heard yet), talk about estradiol bimbofication, and come up with a killer ship name.
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11 - Wrestlemania!
*not endorsed by Vince McMahon, but honestly, fuck that guy
Are you ready to rumble? We've got the ultimate ladder match in store for you here in episode 11! Witness the spectacle as we discuss throwing children at our foes, Donkey Kong's confusing lineage, and Dr. Mario, the Angel of Death.
Our special guest this week was Dusty DeLeon! Find them on twitter @PawsHella or find Tendencies: Spirits and Glamour or their other games on their itch!
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
10 - Government Assigned Fursonas pt 2
*GMO (Gamer Moments Ongoing) Free!
Oh hey, fancy seeing you here! It's the second part of the fursona saga! Join us for forbidden merch, clown history, and Luna getting absolutely roasted for an hour straight.
Our special guest this week was Riley Martinez, also known as our Editor! Find Riley's games on her itch!
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
09 - Government Assigned Fursonas pt 1
*no, we couldn't think up a better title
This week on the Ultimate Tier List, we run for office! And by run, we mean win. We mandate everyone a fursona, talk about some obscure marriage law, and unlock more of Lily's backstory.
Our special guest this week was Riley Martinez, also known as our Editor! Find Riley's games on her itch!
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08 - Boomer to Zoomer
*established in 1312
Welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This week we take you on a generational tour (including some that haven't been invented yet), discuss Pac Man's haunted past, and diagnose reverse benjamin button disease.
Our special guest this week was Lucifer King! Find them on twitter @MadBitchEnergy or their games on itch!
Find Tendencies (and Dusty De Leon's other games) on their itch!
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
07 - DnD Alignments pt 2
*A healthy part of your balanced meta
Hello and velcome to a new episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as ve explore the secret history of the Wii Fit Trainer, pay off important foreshadowing, and add corn to our breakfast cereal.
This episode recorded before Min Min was announced. Min Min will receive ratings starting with episode 11.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
06 - DnD Alignments pt 1
*Removing this asterisk may void warranty
What's up everyone? It's time for episode 6 of Ultimate Tier List! This episode, find out about Lily's impotent Mario fanfic, Dark Samus's diet, and the sequel to All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JQKLYNIDE) by caseJackal
05 - FMK*
*not the kind you're familiar with
SPOILER ALERT FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME!!!
Welcome to the Stockholm Syndrome Comedy Club! Tonight the Club is featuring episode 5 of the Ultimate Tier List. Join us as we play FMK (Fuck, Murder, Kid) with the smash roster, go to the Olympic event for Logical Leaping, unravel the very fabric of the podcast, and tell Bowser Jr. that we fucked his dad.
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Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
04 - Can They Say F***
*made from 90% recycled bits
Welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode, we reveal who among the roster will say Fuck. Stay tuned for our favorite Spice Girl, the unraveling of just who Dr. Mario is, and John Harvey Kellogg (the Black Mesa Scientist)
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03 - Toddler Fights pt 2
*now with 36% less references to other podcasts!
It's the episode 3 of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we take on the topic everyone has been thinking about: how many toddlers could the roster take in a fight? Stay tuned to find out how to get type advantage against God, whether or not hockey is a blood sport, and finally, how we feel about Byleth
Content Warning: we talk about hypothetical toddlers being killed
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02 - Toddler Fights pt 1
*like that other podcast you love, but run by idiots
It's the episode 2 of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we take on the topic everyone has been thinking about: how many toddlers could the roster take in a fight? Stay tuned to find out if toddlers are immune to drowning, just how unqualified most of us are, and wait, what game were we talking about again?
Episode 3 will contain the second half of our ratings, along with the validity rating for Byleth
Content Warning: we talk about hypothetical toddlers being killed
Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon
Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz
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The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios
Edited by Riley Martinez
Cover Art by Nell Bailey
Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal
01 - Validity
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It's the inaugural episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join hosts Lily, Emily, Val, and Luna as they determine the relative validity of the entire Ultimate roster. Stay tuned to find out about Dr. Mario's malpractice, how to ethically kill Hitler, and the name of Megaman's weapon.
Note: this episode was recorded before Byleth was announced as a DLC character. Byleth's validity rating will be included in episode 3
Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon
Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz
Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz
The Ultimate Tier List is a production of Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios
Edited by Riley Martinez
Cover Art by Nell Bailey
Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal