If I May
By zarubust
If I MayJul 07, 2019
Episode 52: Remember?
Remember when flip phones were cool? Or that summer (or ten) growing up you spent at camp? We do! The boys return from their adventures home and remembered they had a podcast to record. We hope you remember to subscribe, comment, and share the If I May podcast!
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Episode 51: Stop it Youtube!
Ever notice how there seems to be too many idiots posting videos on Youtube these days? That's why we are taking our podcast off Youtube for the foreseeable future. Actually, that's not the reason, but we are still switching away from posting podcast episodes on Youtube. Hopefully this will give us an opportunity to put more video content on the channel. You can still find us on major podcasting apps such as Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, and more!
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Episode 50: Back to our regularly scheduled content
Now that Game of Thrones is finished, so is our coverage of it. Which means that we can get back to jam packing more antics (like as top 5 lists) into each episode. And boy were we at it again! This week we cover everything from sliding down mountains on butts to epic light saber battles to hitting the ball less than two feet on a golf course. And of course, being Wisconsinites, we had to cover the best way to eat a cheese curd. All that an more in our 50th(!!!) episode of If I May. We hope you enjoy!
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Episode 49: No Shame
No shame was given this episode. The boys tell all as we go through some of our (least) finest moments of college. From showing up to class in embarrassing clothing to Nick’s receding hairline, everything is on the table. Speaking of embarrassing, we play a game that ends up being a little embarrassing for one of us…
Episode 48: The Next Big Thing
Episode 47: Wouldworking?
Take a bow! Or was it go to the bow? Or did we want to grab a bough? This week we discuss homonyms and wood working which would work well if it wasn’t all so confusing. Speaking of confusing, we are also confused at what happened with the Kentucky Derby and GoT.
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Episode 46: Spoiler Alert!
Caution!!! If you don't want to be spoiled by what happens this episode please stop reading now.............. Still here? We talk about high flying adventure for the ultimate honeymoon experience. Spoiler: you'll probably survive whatever you choose! Spoilers are abound at the end of our episode as we discuss two of the most epic film moments of 2019. If you don't want to be spoiled for the Battle of Winterfell or Avengers: End Game, we suggest leaving early either of the following time stamps:
GoT- 0:38:17
Avengers: 1:08:23
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Episode 45: Left in the Right
Episode 44: The Review Episode
This is the episode we review things we have been up to. We would also appreciate if you would send us a review below. Thanks!
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Episode 43: EXCLUSIVE content here!
Welcome to our EXCLUSIVE episode where we discuss EXCLUSIVE things. Did you know Borderlands 3 going to be EXCLUSIVELY on the Epic Games store? Or that the upcoming season of Game of Thrones is EXCLUSIVELY on HBO? Well if you want to hear our takes on all this EXCLUSIVITY than you can EXCLUSIVELY hear it here, on the latest episode of If I May!
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Episode 42: April Fools!
Gotcha! It’s not actually April Fools the day you are listening to this. That’s not going to stop us from discussing some of our favorite pranks! Oh and we discuss of the new PT changes. If they’re a prank, it’s certainly not a funny one...
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Episode 41: Cheese in the face!
Everyone likes a good slice of cheese in the face. Or is it the mouth? Is it something similar to how cities are being eaten in the movies these days? Or were was all this talk of cheese coming from something else that is gold...
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Episode 40: March Madness
March has finally hit us and things get wild! The NCAA tournament has Nick stoked, even if Kyle thinks the tournament is wacky. Brent thinks that relying on the "cloud" might be crazy. And group doesn't understand the madness behind most movie sequels.
Also covered: Racing pigeons and doping.
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Episode 39: If I had a billion dollars...
We'd be rich!
We also welcome Dylan (from Episode 13) to the podcast as our new fourth host.
Also covered: World problems, Ford Trucks, and aliens
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Episode 38: Wood you?
Like, actual wood. As in wood working. What did you thinking we were talking about? Also, if you listen to the episode you may join us in believing that the phrase, "what's in your wallet" should actually be, "what's your wallet?" It may time that we "band" together and ditch traditional wallets for good!
Also covered: Doggy updates, the concepts of flow and clutch, and revisiting favorite series. Also, there is some link I was supposed to put in the description. Kyle promised that, not me. So if you can't find whatever we were talking about, blame him!
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Episode 37: We get schooled...
By two teachers! The Zarubust crew is joined by two special guests who gives us the inside scoop of what really happens in the teachers' lounge. Actually, we didn't think to ask that, which was our bad. We did, however, get to hear some pretty funny school stories because sometimes, kids say the darndest things!
Also covered: Favorite appliances, large car pileups, and gardening.
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Episode 36: Apex Legends vs Fortnite
The two hottest games on the market but only one can win! Listen to find out the definitive victor. The answer will shock you!
Also covered: Carnivorious rabbits, the future of football, and the brutal reality of college athletics
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Episode 35: Zarubust or Zaruplus?
This episode will forever be known as the episode that debuted Zarubust or Zaruplus, a segment where we review things with either a plus or a bust. While our first go at it may have been a Zarubust, we definitely have to give this episode a huge Zaruplus!
Also covered: Sport freaks, panda enclosures, robots, and record snows.
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Episode 34: Intense Marble Races
Marble races are the best way to bring friends together, or split them apart. What makes a video go viral? Is it just chance or is there another reason? Either way, our old camp songs and skits are taking off on Youtube. BTW... Anyone know any good cow jokes or puns?
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Episode 33: Just an Ad!
Or is it? The Super Bowl kicks off in a few days and with it, the greatest entertainment in sports: Super Bowl ads. The guys dream up their perfect ad campaign which may or may not involve If I May action figures...
Also covered: African bullet trains, top burger chains, comedians, and an emotional support alligator.
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Episode 32: How a Man Bathes!
Tip #1: Bath bombs. We’d share the other tips but we were too busy laughing to catch them. Also covered: Game of Thrones, work parties, wolf moons, and a “wet suit“.
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Episode 31: Japanese Drug Lord Drone Battles
The boys are back after the new year with a fresh cool episode. So cold that they go curling, except for Kyle. They discuss some crafty New Year's resolutions as well as how the Japanese drug lords are now in a drone battle with the local law enforcement.
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BONUS EPISODE: The Pilot
As we are gearing towards starting up season 3 of If I May, we wanted to give you some insight on to how things all began. Come see how far we have come with this previously unreleased pilot episode of If I May!
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BONUS EPISODE: 2018 in Review
With 2018 wrapping up, we thought we would revisit some of our favorite moments from our first year of podcasting. This recap brings up some good memories and has us excited for what is still to come in the upcoming year!
If you are new to the podcast, this is a perfect opportunity to get a taste of what If I May is all about. We hope to see everyone back again in 2019!
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Episode 30: Hitting the Slopes!
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Episode 29: Triggered!
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Episode 28: space, Space, SPACE!
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Episode 27: The Boys are Back!
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Episode 26: Streaking Through a Scout Camp
They talk about camp stories where they get into all sorts of shenanigans.
News to Kyle and Kollen (and likely their mother as well who listens to this podcast), Kody apparently decided that after someone refused to do his dare, he just said screw it and did it himself.
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Episode 25: Nothing to Hear about the Election Here
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Episode 24: Halloween
Time for a Ty Montgomery roast.
The Bucks are playing spooky,
And so is Nick's dog Ghost.
The robots of Boulder are doing their best
And to find out what we talk about,
Please listen to the rest!
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Episode 23: What To Do With 10 Teleports?
Brent is not the best with a teleprompter, Kyle is now rocking dual monitors, and Nick has a couple stupid human tricks.
The fellas also discuss some great past college halloween times.
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Episode 22: New Logo Hype
Episode 21: Clear as 1080p
Stayed tuned because more is in store!
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Episode 20: Three Little Pigs Fail
Episode 19: Willem Defoe or Bust!
"Mr. Dafoe, if you are out there please know that you have an open invitation to join us on this podcast!"
Episode 18: A First Class Experience
Also, during the recording of this week's episode the Browns won! Coincidence? We think not.
Episode 17: Something out of Nothing
Episode 16: (Not So) Sweet Sixteen
Episode 15: Three Good Seconds
Episode Correction: The phrase we discuss was originally from We Bought a Zoo, not How I Met Your Mother.
Episode 14: Once a Texan
Episode 13: Hooah!
And also, WHALES!