The Simulation with Zay and Kas

Zay do this damn description

This is Zay's Job, they need to figure this shit out..

Zay this is on you bruhh

R.I.P Kobe

I’m gonna be completely honest here. We got this dude on our podcast being all smooth and suave and the crazy thing is I’m not even mad about it. Honey dips beware cause I think we found your kryptonite.

zay.. foreal though?..

I said hip hop, a hip hip hop, and zay this ain’t a description but I just won’t stop. This a simulation glitch and you know that it bop.

Beans, beans, beans and more beaaanssssssssss. Today we hang out with our friend Pinki Pagan! Let's see how epicé this gets! Oh and did I forget to mention beans?

How gonna expect me to write a damn description when I’m too busy trying why these damn squirrels are out here. -written a day late

Late episode. We were busy, whatya gonna do?

The episode of Zay and Kas is unreleased and unauthorized. The people involved in this episode are actors. Any likeness to any real-life people is strictly coincidental. - redacted

G’day mate, written just day late- Zay. Currently Australia is on fire, George Lopez may or may not assassinate the president all while the whole country anxiety memes their way through another war-the boiis over at “The Simulation” are passing the time of impending doom rapping about consensual sex and kinks.

Honey dips we single and we’re ready to mingle. Aladdin to your Jasmine, the hood I can show you and laser tag we can go.

Grace makes our fannies flutter. 🥺🥺

Zay, Kas and their good friend Cheyenne talk about enneagram tests and their personalities

It's awards season

Tamagachi 69 risked it all for the cheese as a rat woild

Zay and Kas chat with their friend Liam Walsh

S/O Jeremiah and Nahom. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t really news (but sometimes it’s news) “The Short Sim” in this episode we start off with a surprise drunk phone call after a friend meets Kas cousin. As well as we have our friend Grace, an upcoming episode guest, here today to tell us the news and boy does she have something to say, and let’s not forget the nitty gritty of this very special short sim episode. The crème de la crème Alien Porn. That’s it. That’s all I’m saying. Listening to episode and find what that means.

In this episode of Zay and Kas vs the world. Zay gets a reality check and the boiis discuss how toxic and problematic Scott pilgrim is despite how it might’ve seemed during their formative years.

Zay and Kas are talking with their good friend Zahava. We talk L.A, Los Angeles and Hollywood--did you know Zahava is from LA?

Zay and Kas are with their friend Brennan! They talk about sex, aliens and the Universe. -- He pulled up flexed up.

Here we are again. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t news “The short sim” (see what I did there haha short-sim and not short simulation..funny right??) In this short simulation: news episode we try to find the truth that lies in the pudding. Do you know what mean? Me neither???!!! Find out why Bill Cosby is tweeting, hear the boiis battle rap as Kanye and Kim, and maybe for the FIRST time EVER! the boiis talk about the news for over an hour and so much more.

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Zay and Kas are here with their friend Simone Yael. They talk about bucket lists, colonizer day (thanksgiving) and idols. -- Simone hacked the simulation FORREAL. we cashed out at the bodega w all the sing beans yahhhmean.

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Back from their journey in the caucasus mountains the boiis over at 'The Simulation with Zay and Kas" comeback with old tales from Zays grandma, Putting Respect on Young Thugs name, growing pains and so much more. Also in this episode Zay may or may not have gotten shot over 7 times but you didn't that from me, and no one likes snitches.

Zay and Kas are talking Growing up in Cincinnati with their good friend Evan Verrilli. They talk about high school, not snitching and breathtaking cincinnati scenery--on the real tip though.. R.I.P Harambe..

You can always take the boy out of Ohio,but you can never take the Ohio out of the boy. In the 6th installment of "The Short Simulations with Zay and Kas," The boys talk Trippie Red calling out artist for not supporting him, Celebrity Lawsuits (muggings and identity thief included), Tyga spotted out with Kylie Jenner lookalikes and so much more.

Zay and Kas are getting spicy with their good friend Lilly! They touch on topics like first experiences, the sex talk, and rough sex!--Not gonna lie, Lilly got the best bars in 2019 so far.

Zay and Kas just finished some LaRosa's and they are G-L-I-T-C-H-I-N-G gurl.

Zay and Kas are at the spot with Nari! They talk about tour, saving the world, and barista jobs.--Ion think Nari knew what she signed up for...

Zay and Kas talk about Donald Dump, McDonalds, and Woah Vicky vs Bhad Bhabie.

an hour long blooper

Comedian Daniel Waterhouse pulls up for a bit! They talk about Frogman, government coverups and the movie Scream.

my momma told me sonetimes diamonds have flaws and this one is a gem

Zay and Kas talk Kanye, OJ and Breakfast Club vs. Gucci Mane LaFlare.--We are now Kas Kardashiam and Zay Jenner

Today Zay and Kas tell their moms they love them, talk about impossible whoppers and private school.

We talk about Frank Ocean, Playboi Carti and and horses!--Zay turns into a dog

Zay and Kas basically do karaoke